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Reviews while I watch Trigun Stampede: Episode 3-5

This is going to be a hefty one. Hopefully I can catch up a majority of everything I missed before I get busy again next week. Let’s do this. Time for more gender envy.

Seven cities?

Oh yeah. The son died last time.

Oh god. There’s another one dead. And all of them have some on them. Why doesn’t he just blow all of them up?

That is a very creepy villain. All his mannerisms are so damn good. He is also clearly very injured/scarred with all the bandaging. We don’t see any of his face.

Who’s the random wanderer?

Oh god he really does care for the other people. He just got so serious. And he cares for any life really, even if they caused harm.

OOOOO its the twin! And the twin killed the bomber. I love the music in this!!!!

I just realised one his jacket, he has a logo that says project seeds. And with the brother saying that the plants belong to them, I’m assuming the facility that the brother destroyed was making the plants as a sustainable energy. It’s also why Vash knew so much about them at the start of the series. (sorry if this was known beforehand. I just only picked up on it now)

The brother is so creepy. Ooo. He’s been brought back in time and the gun has been destroyed. The scientist is definitely about to die.

They do really well with suspense and cinematography to portray the fear and chaos required for the shots to work. It is so damn good.

And now there are monsters. And the brother’s feet are covered in blood. Good imagery. Who’s this new guy?

Yissus this episode is harsh.

Ooo. do we get to see a face? Nope guess not. Partial one.

The weapon is really cool though. Terrifying but cool.

We’re getting snippets of the face.

DID THE CHILD JUST DIE??

And now Vash is being cast out.

----Between episodes thoughts----

What the actual fuck? This show was already mental but now. Wow. They did so well setting the brother up as a threat. What started as just a small look has become world destroying. Wow. Just wow. They’ve done so damn well with this.

----Episode 4----

For some reason my player has decided to break. Fun.

Ooo. New person.

I will say it again. This opening is sick. I need to check out a translation.

Thats a lot of bugs.

He got properly smacked. I feel like her driving is making things worse.

Oh god. Everyone is dead. Ominous noise is ominous. And there is a child as well.

This man is praying for others but doesn’t know the prayers. Who is this man and what is he trying to do while carrying a cross with him?

Worm?

Yes. Worm. They have been eaten.

The reporter does not trust this new man.

That is one nimble child. And now two people have been attacked.

Noice. Two very different ideologies. And he might be an assassin. Nice. And Roberto is gone.

I really like Vash’s personality. And they were just snorted out. Wow. And they’re back inside again. Noice. And the kid is a worm controller.

OOOOO. They look so cool!! I love the kid’s design.

The cross was a gun. Why am I not even surprised? That is such a convoluted design. It’s great. He must really hate worms.

New party member.

THEY’RE WORKING TOGETHER??

Ominous threat is ominous.

----between episode thoughts----

Not as crazy or heart wrenching as the previous one but an excellent introduction to the new characters - leading us to question their motives. Why does he want to be connected with Vash?

There is a morse code message in the closing.

But one that isn’t complete? Or wrong?

(.- ... .-.. -.--- --.)

The fourth letter has too many dashes, if you remove the last dash it is: ASLYG

Anyways. Just noticed that as I was typing the between. And it is blatantly morse code so yeah.

----Episode 5----

More new characters?

We actually know nothing about his arm, don’t we? Why does he have a metal arm?

Nicolas changed Vash’s nickname. Nice.

Spoopy threat for the episode. Unknown monster and child.

More shooting. And a creepy monster. Nicolas is helping him though.

The mother is going to sacrifice the child, isn’t she? Yeup. Imagine overhearing that. Oo the scene got smaller and smaller. That was cool.

The child was a thing from the past. Understandable. Oooooof. This backstory is harsh. It got worse!! Is the thing they’re fighting the child?

Fuck.

Vash knew the kid as a baby?

Oh no. He dead.

The wind came back when the child died.

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Nicolas is working for the Brother!!!

----after thoughts----

Damn this show has such good writing, then the cinematography and the music/ It’s so damn good. I love it.

Also the morse code is the same at the end of every episode.

Edit:

Just found out that the morse code says Okaeri which means Welcome home. That is so touching and devastating. In the terms of the anime as a whole its nice for a welcome home as the anime is remade. But in the case of the story with the closing showing the connections between the twins, that is terrifying if its a welcome home from the brother. Vash is in serious trouble if it’s coming from him.

I love that though.

#anime #reivew #Trigun Stampede #chaos #this show gives me too many emotions #it is so damn good #Will probably be a top favourite if it keeps this up #so pretty #and so many good twists and set ups #ahhhh #gender envy #as always #reviews while I watch #kyranskye

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investnlord · 7 years

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The Honking

Bourbon: ***

Bourbon: everybody loves the new ford mustang*

Hardcastle: OOOOO EEEEEE

VROOM

Aight growl it

Let it growl

Hahahahahaha beautiful

The garage door makes a great seal

I bet the room is nice and smoky now*

Bourbon: hell yeah the ford motor company showroom is mega nasty

everyone's like

why is there gas in that car

a miscreant cuts a chain

you go zooming off the platform*

Hardcastle: Just like Gone in Sixty

Hey

Now that the glass pane has been obliterated

Where am I?

What am I?*

Hardcastle: (Existentially)

Bourbon: you are the new ford mustang that everyone loves

you aim

for clumsy romances on the beach

surprisingly large amounts of legroom on long road trips

great gas mileage for dad

and big smiles for all the girls at the high school

you zoom over the roof of the ford motor company and spin out in the air

and land perfectly at the intersection in front of the mall*

Hardcastle: Hott

I Blues Bros it

Right into the mall

Hope the patrons get out of my way VROOM VROOM

Everyone does in the movie

Turn on my windshield wipers just in case*

Bourbon: you use the windshield wipers to brush away all the cool ass bird remains on the glass

they slorpslop onto the ground

VROOM VROOM though wow

some girls sidestep the bird remains and hop on the hood of your sick ass ride

one writes FUCK on the dust on the windshield

Hardcastle: Fornicators!

I take them to Forever21 hell

Straight into the store

into the dressing room

into the wall

into the Ruby Tuesday's next to it*

the girls are

Fine

no trouble

Wounds

they order up a couple burgers and fries

one takes a XXXL cool guy shirt and wraps it around your chasis*

I just BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

Damn my exquisite crafting and impeccable safety record

I spin out on the booths*

Bourbon: you're spinning out and everyone's cheering

when all of a sudden

a sweet black corvette rolls in

unannounced

Very

Smooth

everyone goes

Ooo

you stop spinning out

your cool guy shirt lands perfectly

you look

very cool

But

this is

a competitor*

Hardcastle: Open my door into its fender

I pop my hood up and down to mimic laughter*

Bourbon: Whoaaaaaa

it vroooooooo

and pops a wheelie

the corvette rushes at you*

Hardcastle: I wait

Let them get between us*

Bourbon: they don't*

Hardcastle: I am crushed

Is this

sexual?*

Bourbon: Well

it's

sexual competition

the corvette wants these chicks*

Hardcastle: Then I get up in its grill and HONK

I wiggle my suspension and flick my highbeams*

Bourbon: the corvette is blinded by the highbeams

and the honking

don't even get the corvette started

it vrorororororooroooms some more

and the chicks go

"no no there's only one way to settle this, boys"

"SIDESHOW"

"OUTSIDE"

"NOW"

the corvette backs up and kind of fake charges at you

just to see if you'll flinch

you don't

the corvette rolls outside

for the competition*

Hardcastle: I just line up with 'em you know

I bump grills

like a quick smooch

Okay how does this bisexual car frenzy end?

I growl it*

Bourbon: the chicks start playing the hip hop

and dancing

and that's how you know

the sideshow

has begun

the corvette swings itself all wild

allll wild

the sun heating up its all aluminum frame

wind whipping around it, makes the vroom sound like a song

you join in, wheels touching and spinning and the hot rubber smoke envelops the both you

when the clouds clear

your grills are touching

and you each bleat out a soft

Gentle

Hoooooonk*

Hardcastle: Assess the vette's disposition*

Bourbon: it's love*

Hardcastle: HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK*

Hardcastle: ( wait)

Bourbon: (what)

Hardcastle: (Don’t end at the end of this turn)

Hardcastle: (If you were)

Bourbon: (i was)

Bourbon: the corvette

goes

Hoooooooonk

: )

Hardcastle: Lead him out onto the great lost highways of America

We see it all

The Golden Gate Bridge

That big shithole in Iowa

We even go to the Grand Canyon

Just cruising along

laying on our horns

I pull up alongside and whisper in his ear

"Why did you have to go and say you loved me back there"

I nudge us both into the abyss of the Grand Canyon*

Bourbon: ten thousand years pass

humanity dies out

conquered by the great race of frog people

who build their own cars

and the cars, more shaped for frogs, rise up

and conquer the frog people

and now this new race of cars

agile, fast, and strong

are the highest animal the earth has ever known

great frog car archaeologists exhume your chassis

and his

the two of you

bonded together mid fall

out of love

and the extreme heat that love gave off

they take you two and put you in a museum

as evidence that cars

have always loved

loved much more than frog people ever could*

***

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