#or died of dysentery

[kply-industries]

Carnival cruises are so luxurious, you don't even notice they're constantly on fire.

#animated gif #animated gifs #gif #gifs #old advertisements #old ads #retro #vhs #cruise #fireworks #fire #they're doomed #tuxedo #dying with dignity #they actually died of dysentery #80's

[thecryptidbard]

Really need a ghosts B or C plot where Trevor is finally allowed to use the laptop again and he starts playing The Oregon Trail (because it’s a simple game so he can control the keys fairly easily, plus it was around during his childhood so it’s nostalgic). He of course names everyone in the party after the different ghosts and the livings. He quickly discovers just how foolish this was.

The character he names Isaac dies of dysentery almost immediately, which everyone thinks is hilarious, but then Isaac forces him to remake the character and try again, and every. Single. Time. He dies of dysentery. And it makes Isaac FURIOUS each time, like someone-just-mentioned-Hamilton levels of anger. To the point where even Trevor is like ‘hey bro, can we be done now, this is a lot of work and it’s not even funny anymore it’s just sad’.

Thor still thinks it’s pretty funny, but then he sees Trevor kill a squirrel while hunting (in Trevor’s defense, he was aiming for a buffalo, but his ghost power makes computer games far from an exact science) and has nightmares about Oskar again for a week, keeping everyone up (especially Trevor, since they share a room), and all the others of course blame him for the lack of sleep.

Now Hetty’s suddenly mad at him too because she finds out he made himself the party leader, and she thinks that as Lady of the House that position should rightfully be hers. Just when she finally forgives him, her character drowns at a river crossing, and now she won’t even speak to him because ‘you should have saved me! Did you even try? How DARE you let me just die!’ And she won’t listen when he tries to explain that’s not how the game works.

Meanwhile, Pete won’t stop pointing out all the differences between the version Trevor found online and the original one he remembers from back when he was alive, and Flower, mistaking game-Sam’s death for real Sam’s death, spends several days thinking Sam has now joined them as a ghost. She keeps trying to comfort Sam and reassure her that even though he seems totally unconcerned, Jay definitely misses her.

After less than a week, Trevor’s computer privileges are once again revoked, almost everyone is mad at him, and Sam has gotten Flowered a half dozen times because Flower still thinks she’s a ghost and keeps hugging her.

#cbs ghosts #episode ideas #I saw that ‘OP has died of dysentery’ meme again today and the thought occurred #has anyone written this as a fic yet?? if not I may have to #oregon trail #poor Trevor he doesn’t mean to use his powers for evil #it speaks

[moveslikekeithrichards]

i saw pulp fiction at the theaters this week and they played this video (https://youtu.be/YI0xvZEnhX4) as part of the pre-show and i thought of you. happy walken sunday

beauiful,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, the group chat & i have like 4 soundboard slots worth of him talkin about hiding that watch

#so ;he hid it! #in the one place he knew he could hide somethin . his ass! #five long years he wore this watch . #Up his ass ! #then ; #he died of dysentery he gimme da watch #i wore this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass Two Years .

[gilmores-glorious-blog]

just did a hunger games simulator with the critical role characters because why the fuck not and it was the most BATSHIT INSANE thing ever

#IMMEDIATELY caleb killed essek. #vax tried to kill vex but accidentally killed percy instead #and then vex killed vax #fjord and jester fell on a sword and died together #laudna died of dysentery #and scanlan won the games. #what a fucking wild ride. #critical role #eli.posts

[spinnychaircirclecasting]

Chainsaw Zombie Hunter Georg has died of dysentery

#spinnychaircirclecasting #Twitter #shitpost #zombie #georg #died of dysentery

[real-total-drama-takes]

not necessarily a take but recently i’ve been playing a lot of that one online oregon trail game in class and stuff and i’ve been naming the characters (wagon leader and other wagonmates idk) after total drama characters (specifically the pahkitew cast) and last night i had this dream about total drama characters on the oregon trail and it wasnt super interesting or anything cause its the oregon trail but i’ve been thinking about it all day and its messing me up man

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#total drama #tdpi #ella died of dysentery

[incrediblesweatermachine]

i threw up so much last night that my throat is like completely raw and im trying to drink gatorade and eat ice chips and it huuurts my god it hurts

#the amount of liquid coming out of me is crazy though gotta atay hydrated #my ancestors who died of dysentery looking down on me 💪😤 i call upon your strength. we can survive this

[pillowprincessvarric]

I love the Washington/Oregon coast because every third place is called something like Cape Disappointment or Horrid Shores or Dismal Nitch and there's some sign that the state paid to have put up explaining that it's called that because Lewis & Clark almost died there in some awful way. And it's always one of the most beautiful scenic views you've ever seen in your life.

#its called Shit Yourself And Die Beach because this is where lewis almost died of dysentery. during the fall u can see orcas there :)

[ardri-na-bpiteog]

We're on a roll this pride month with bad things happening to shitty old white men so I hope it keeps up

#Pat Robertson died #Boris Johnson resigned #Silvio Berlusconi died #one can only DeSantis gets Dysentery

[omori-sv-au]

night 2

#HELP HOLY SHIT #FIRST OF ALL #SV HERO???????? CALM DOWN BRO #AND RW OMORI DIED OF DYSENTERY HELL NAH #WHY DID SO MANY PPL DIE #omori aus #omori hunger games

[thatdamnokie]

national cowboy & western heritage museum, oklahoma city, ok.

#personal #the oregon trail #you have died of dysentery #oklahoma city #oklahoma

[contac]

#wagon train #great plains #big sky #vhs #you have died of dysentery

[pipcoded]

belos’ actions are motivated by love for caleb . his fear of caleb being sent to hell and resentment of witches for stealing his brother away are what motivated him to act in the first place

#if caleb just stayed loyal philip would’ve lived as a witch hunter in the human realm and died of dysentery at the ripe old age of 35 #belosposting #completely lost his mind over a boy with brown eyes i get it. i get it

[katnissgirlsmakedo]

besties by default because you’re a ghost that died in the 90s and all the other ghosts in the mansion you all live in are at least 30 years before your time except the boy scout troop leader that died in 1985 and he’s the only one there that understands most of your pop culture references…

#alternatively. besties by default because you’re a victorian housewife and all that other ghosts are too socially progressive except the #gay revolutionary war officer who died of dysentery… #beth.txt #👻

[rebuketheviolent]

bye

#txt #oregon trail with ocs is fun but aurora died of dysentery. do hunger games simulator instead.