#other people i hit the character limit did you know it's only 139 characters per tag

[awe-zzie]

Twink it up on a tractor

i literally want absolutely nothing more in life then to just own a stupid little farm and twink it up on a stupid fucking tractor. oh my fucking god.

#i wish i was twinking it up on a tractor rn #i have been told by my parents that riding an atv is honestly the same as a tractor and that a tractor is just slower #and it invoked such a. visceral need to drive a tractor in my mind #i will wake up everyday there's a nice breeze and say #it's not even funny at this point i crave being a farmer #i blame stardew valley but i also blame being taught my entire life that produce from the store was shit and to grow my own #i have chickens. i have a basil plant growing as we speak. i have an entire book of herbs and their medicinal uses #i am waiting for the day society eventually collapses so i can become a farmer in the middle of the woods of montana. #i think it all comes from my deep rooted innate desire to have my own freedom and only need to rely on myself but still be able to help #other people i hit the character limit did you know it's only 139 characters per tag #anyway. yeah i wanna twink it up on a tractor

[gildedmuse]

Thanks, Tumblr. What I really need is a reminder of how bad this year was for me.

Okay, let's see the damage report.

So, right away, a little under a third from the previous like two years. Gee, wonder what kidney could have caused such a drop in productivity rates.

At first I was like, wait, wouldn't that mean I used an average of about 3.5 tags per post? That seems highly inaccurate. Then I remember it's not counting all the tags I use repeatedly. Give me THAT statistic Tumblr, that's the one that shows just how much I've lost my mind. I mean, sure, there are tags I use all the time. Tags like....

#one piece - 157 posts [So, you're telling me out of 161 posts I've only used #one piece 157 times!? I kind of have to know about those four posts now.]

#roronoa zoro - 82 posts [And out of those 157 One Piece posts, a whole 75 didn't involve Zoro!? That's almost as many posts as were about my boy! This must be rectified.]

#trafalgar d. water law - 61 posts [No, that's fair.]

#trafalgar law - 58 posts [Have no doubt, right after this I will find the 3 posts where I failed to tag both Law tags and immediately correct this embarrassing oversight.]

#wano arc - 48 posts [What can I say? I enjoy Wano. But also, how is ZoLaw not higher on this list?]

#amusing musings - 47 posts

#zolaw - 39 posts [Here is is! Though, the fact this makes up only 28% of this blog is my personal shame.]

#zoro x law - 30 posts [This might actually be because I go between Zoro x Law and Law x Zoro. Must be more consistent. Or what is the point.]

#dracule mihawk - 30 posts [Again, this is a blog about swords so this checks out.]

#akagami no shanks - 23 posts [.... Shanks how the fuck did you sneak in here?]

Longest Tag: 139 characters

#legit just telling the other strawhats to go and die for his plan but then gets all zoro-ya why are you trying so hard to die for my plan!?

This is a blatant lie. I mean, yeah, that is ONE of my longest tags, but I have a few tags that hit the 140 character limit, And then it goes and counts the comma like that's you're choice. Still, as far as my long tags go, I like this one. I shall allow it.

Well, I can't get to wait to see what my most popular posts are. Maybe it's one of my posts where I actually examine and discuss an aspect of the show. Or, uh, how could would it be if it was a piece of writing. So many possibilities.

Posted 2021-03-08 23:46:03 GMT

Or, you know, it could be me freaking out about Benn's wanted poster. That's equally valid.

Hey, there are still four more to go. The next ones will probably be some overly long analytical piece about....

Posted 2021-10-14 10:08:49 GMT

Posted 2021-03-23 11:26:37 GMT

[Please note, between when I originally took these screenshots and when I posted, this And the ext one switched places I'm not THAT bad at numbers, people. I am however, too lazy too correct it.]

I mean, at least I've got a style, even if that style is posting short, rather throw away posts. Could be worse, I suppose. I could be one of those people who wrote up epically long posts about things like-

See the full post || Posted 2021-12-14 23:51:57 GMT

Oh, yeah. Forgot how many people cared about Benn's style choices. Not too mention how much I clearly did.... Also, why are so many of these posts about Benn? Where my swordsmen at!?

Let's pay attention to exactly what the Heart Pirates do during these scenes.

Law: *Tells them to prepare to submerge*

Bepo: *Instructs crew to open vents*

Jean Bart: *Opens the vents*

Shachi: *Confirms water intake is good*

See the full post || Posted 2021-10-04 19:52:33 GMT

Oh, right, pretending to know how their ships work. I remember now.

#one piece #obviously #roronoa zoro #trafalgar d. water law #trafalgar law #wano arc #just because #benn beckman #DEAD ONLY #akagami no shanks #I feel like this post has forced me to use those tags #ZoLaw #zoro x law #monkey d. luffy #For once it's not about Zoro's fashion sense #it's about Benn's #and Shank's #The Polar Tang #Top Five #Top Ten #2021 #And what a horrible year it was #things nobody cares about #amusing musings #posting it anyway