#overjew

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omg im so tired of people being like “stop pushing your religion on me >:(” whenever i talk abt my religion god damn its really not about you at all im trying to tell you about something nice that happened to me and it just happened at synagogue please chill the hell out 

#'literally stop pushing your religion on me' #me who was trying to tell them about how we played hide and seek at synagogue #:| #ok :| #just let me be happy god #overjew #judaism #religion #jew #jewish #synagogue #the overdue asteroid strikes again #ok to rb

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hi all ! due to an influx of rather antisemitic/generally fucked up anon asks ive received lately, i'll be closing anon asks for a little while until i deem necessary to turn them back on. very sorry to anyone this might inconvenience

#the overdue asteroid strikes again #overjew #its only been like three so far but i really dont want more #also for the record like . I dont think ive. posted anything? #ive just been. getting anons ?

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yom kippur core

#overjew #boygenius #i think im hilarious bc i am. im also a little bit starved #the overdue asteroid strikes again

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u have no idea how hard this made me laugh overdue 😭😭 shana tova beloved mutual 🫶🏼

thank u thank u i think im very funny

#i said this to my irls and they were like ??? #overdue gets some asks #overjew

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if my teacher gives me a failing grade on yom kippur can i call it antisemitism

#and also can i cry #the overdue asteroid strikes again #overjew

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i dont get paid enough .

#died dead and its only 1130 this place is a mess #the overdue asteroid strikes again #overjew

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my vibe is aggressive jewish boys screaming their lungs out to call me maybe

#the overdue asteroid strikes again #overjew #guess who left the bathroom

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shana tovah overdue! i hope you have a great holiday dinner if you're having one (mine was) and a gret new year!! :D

audshfguh thank you!! shana tovah to you as well :))

#i havent eaten yet but i think we're going out after services . thank god #overdue gets some asks #overjew

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im actually so close to tears rn (read a fic where the byers are casually mentioned as jewish)

#the first time i read it i just grinned so hard at my phone oh myg od #its so nice its. its like #points at screen points at me #we r the same ??????? #sobbing #just ksdjhgsjkg #it doesnt happen much where. people hc the characters as jews or write them in as jewish or whatever #so whenever it does i just go !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #ao3 user fireflywitch i am forever in your debt #overjew #stranger things #the overdue asteroid strikes again

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this is my lunch i call it jew dinner [three glasses of water]

#the overdue asteroid strikes again #no i dont like this meme generally. however im being jewish rn so thats ok #overjew

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the amount of ppl telling me asian jews don’t exist should really not be this high

#the overdue asteroid strikes again #overjew #its getting exhausting atp literally i am standing Right Here

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me when the first grader im teaching abt passover starts cheering whenever someone says a different plague

#im so concerned #same kid who asked me to draw a broken heart on her cheek btw #the overdue asteroid strikes again #overjew

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“jesus christ! i mean abraham!” - my brother

#happy judaism #overjew #the overdue asteroid strikes again

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we gave our dog a fish that says OY VEY whenever he squeaks it and its so funny bc he ran in today squeaking it and OY VEY just kept following him around

#OY VEY #its a gefilte fish btw #the overdue asteroid strikes again #overjew

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#its not true . for the record this is fucking false #they r DIFFERENT WORDS #(hanukkah fic is back on btw) #(i got like ten people who said theyd be interested in reading) #the overdue asteroid strikes again #overjew

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its jewish heritage month AND asian heritage month !!!! 

#fitting enough that i spent half my day at my synagogue & chinese school then #the overdue asteroid strikes again #overjew #aapi heritage month #asian heritage month #jewish heritage month #asian #jewish