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Touch
Pairing: Kyle Broflovski x fem! reader
Pronouns: she/her
Warnings: a bit of angst, but not much.
Notes: yeah yeah South Park has no apartment complex this it's wrong that LET ME HAVE THIS ONE IDEA, OKAY?!? damn.. Love you and I hope you like it babe <3
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In a standard relationship, at least, what people think is a standard relationship, there's physical affection. May be a lot, may be a little. But did it really matter? That's a question you often asked yourself.
You weren't a very...physical, person. And oftentimes it gives the people you had dated the wrong impression. But, at this point, you didn't really care. You cared about those people, of course, but you were tired of being ghosted or broken up with because your past boyfriends thought you didn't love them.
You and Kyle were a few weeks into your relationship, and you found that once he got comfortable, he got comfortable. Kyle was a very touchy person when it came to his partners and friends. Stan and Kenny could make a list of how many times they had cuddled with him.
You hadnt really made it clear you didn't like affection, you were scared. Scared that a touchy person like Kyle wouldn't want to be around you, or even be with you.
"Hey, Y/N!" Kyle's joyful voice filled your ears as you snapped out of your little trance, looking up from your lap.
"Hi, Kyle." You responded with a soft closed mouth smile, oh how he adored that sweet, soft, smile.
"How have you been? I haven't seen you all day, dove." Kyle asked kindly. You loved his nicknames, they almost made you melt on the spot.
"I've been alright, you?"
"Fine, I guess. It hasn't really been bad, nor good, other than Cartman.. " He grumbled, sitting next to you on the cold stairs of the apartment complex you lived in.
"That's...good..?" You responded with a chuckle, causing him to let out a little laugh as well.
"I suppose. Hey... Have you had any trouble..with..people... ? Like...in school.."
"Me and Bebe made up, Ky. "
"Okay.. I was just..y'know..wondering.. " He mumbled in response, resting his hand on your knee.
There it was. That feeling. That thought that was an emotion on its own. "Why are you touching me?" "That's so weird, please just stop.." The thoughts filled your stomach, making it hurt in a strange way.
"-ou okay? Y/N?"
You snapped back to reality, nodding.
"I'm fine, Ky. Hey.. I think my parents said to be home by 5. I'll see you around."
"Oh- uh yeah, sure. See you around, dove."
Kyle muttered as you rushed up the stairs, opening your door a bit frantically, you couldn't. You just couldn't.
It wasn't like anyone had hurt you in the past, sexually or other. Your parents were loving, now, and forever. But for some reason, someone touching you felt wrong. Anytime your mother tried to tame your hair by patting your head or rubbing it, or your dad tried to pat your shoulder, it felt awkward. Even though it wasn't.
You felt in a sense that nobody had the right to touch anyone else. Like they should just keep their hands to themselves. And for some cases, that's true. Very, very, true. You felt strange, for this thought, because everyone else was fine with it. But you weren't. "Stop touching me." Flooded your mind when someone pat your shoulder or anything else, but you never said it.
You walked into your empty apartment, you parents wouldn't return until that weekend. Apparently they work out of town, so they left you home alone for days at a time.
For some reason, this time when Kyle innocently put his hand on your knee, you felt worse than ever. You felt almost...nauseous. No, no, no that couldn't be right! Surely not. You had just thought about it too long!
The next day was no different than the last, or so you thought. It wasn't different. Until your walk home. You had peacefully put in your earbuds, listening to whatever. It was nice, the sky was cloudy, but no rain had fallen. Just you and the music in your earbuds.
"Hello, Dove!!"
Your heart stopped. Kyle hugged you tightly from behind, tightly holding onto you.
"Stop! Ky!"
You yelped, pulling away from him. His face dropped.
"Oh- I'm sorry Y/N- Is something wr-"
He stuttered, taking your hand in his. You pulled away, looking up at him.
"Stop touching me! God- Please!!"
You walked to your apartment swiftly, not bothering to say hello to your cat, and straight to your room. Regret filled your heart and mind, as you had just yelled at the person who loved you more than you'd ever know. After a bit of thinking, and possibly crying, you talked to yourself.
"I snapped at Kyle. And that's okay...I just need to apologize. Wait- Do I? I mean, I'm not in the wro- god! I just need to apologize!!"
Your hands hesitantly dialed his number, waiting for that beep and his voice.
"Hello?"
His deep voice said through your phone.
"Hey.. Ky. I just wanted to apologize... I didn't mean to sna-"
"It's fine, Y/N. I shouldn't have hugged you like that. I talked to Ken, and he told me all about your feelings. I won't do anything physical anymore, if it makes you uncomfy."
Did he really say it? He really wanted to stay with you. He didn't want to break up?
"You don't think I'm strange?"
"What? Of course not. Your feelings are as valid as any other. Why would I think that?"
That was a story for another time...
"Nothing. Never mind. But... Thanks, Ky. Really. You don't know how much that means."
A soft chuckle was heard through your speaker.
"No problem, dove. Would you like to stay on the phone?"
"Yes, please."
And the rest, was just like that. No breakup, no fighting, and no crying or screaming. Just a simple I'm sorry, and it's fine.
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Quick message! If you feel like this, you're valid! Oh so valid! Everyone has rights to their own feelings and actions. I'm not a very physical person either, so I feel this. You're not strange and if someone keeps doing it even after you say no, then you need to speak up. Most definitely. Love you all <3
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#pifi's fics#pifi's asks#south park#south park x reader#kyle broflovski x yn#kyle broflovski x reader
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we need cash🤷♀️
(hope you get where I’m going here😭)
what happened to our stash 🤨🤨🤨
(i hope i know too :,))
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House of October (Fictober 2023) - Day 10: “It’s alright, I’m here now.”
Summary:
Even after all these years, the nightmares still come.
link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/50437477/chapters/129707917
#okay so it’s not October at ALL anymore but that ask today inspired me to keep going anyway#fictober23#house of anubis#sibuna#tess writes#patricia williamson#eddie miller#alfie lewis#piper williamson#my casual married pifie mention
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Maniac
Kenny w/ Reader
a lil boozin but nothin major
°•. ☾ .•°
You were never one for parties, especially where there would be drugs, booze, and sex. But, you owed Bebe a favor, and in her words all she wanted was for you to, quote, ‘lighten the fuck up.’
So, you’d purchased a cheap but cute Halloween costume and Wendy drove the three of you to the meetup spot in the woods.
“I swear if I see Stan there with that new girl of his I’m gonna freak,” Bebe rambled at her best friend, hair bouncing dramatically as her hands gestured wildly. “I mean, what kind of fucking name is Pifi anyway?”
“Bebe, be nice. I’m over him, okay? He’s allowed to move on.” Wendy sighed, looking tired even through her intricate makeup.
“Fine. Hey, [Name],” The blonde turned to you, beaming. “Got your eyes on any boys yet?”
“Not really.” You shrugged, adjusting your costume as Wendy pulled up to the campground parking lot.
The three of you removed yourselves from the vehicle, and you could already feel the bass booming through the air. No wonder Tolkien had hosted this so far out of town…
You were very quickly left alone by an apologetic Wendy and excitable Bebe, both of whom went to flirt and talk with their respective crushes.
It took a couple spiked-punch cups of liquid courage before you decided, fuck it, and went to dance.
Kenny had gotten to the party and gunned it to the punch, downing a cup or two before looking around for you. You were the most gorgeous person he’d ever seen, and he felt so lucky you were in half his lectures.
When he saw you, the shiest person he’d ever met, thrashing and laughing to the shitty Halloween music, he nearly lost it. You looked fucking amazing in that costume, it made him ache to hold you as his.
He swerved through the crowd, moving to dance with you. You beamed up at him, fuzzy brain recognizing him as a friend.
“Hey, you.” You giggled out. “Aren’t you in my classes?”
“Yeah. Kenny.” He grinned right back, and the two of you found rhythm together as you danced.
“[Name]. I like your costume.” You swept your eyes over him. You couldn’t deny he was handsome.
“Thanks. You look really nice too.” Your chatter went on for a while, Kenny eventually pulling you away to a nice spot by a creek that was quieter than the party. The moon was bright, so neither of you were too worried about not being able to find your way back.
“What made you talk to me tonight?” You asked softly, sure that a guy like him could have anyone at this party in the palm of his hand.
“I didn’t wanna talk to anybody else. When Bebe said you’d be here, I begged Kyle for a costume and a ride,” He chuckled at his own expense. “Pretty dumb, huh? We’ve never even talked and I’m already whipped for you.”
“N-not dumb,” You muttered, looking at him with pink cheeks. “Kinda cute, actually…”
At some point you both leaned in, lips brushing against each other. You grabbed his cheeks, putting your mouth to his in an eager kiss. You squealed and giggled when his hands found your ass, pulling you to sit on his lap.
“Fuck, nobody told me you were such a good fuckin’ kisser.” His smile was wide, eyes adoring.
“Yeah? Nobody really knows it.” He melted at your admission disguised as a lighthearted remark.
“I’m special?”
“So special, Romeo.” With that, he kneaded your thighs, kissing you again and dancing his tongue along yours eagerly.
You were so enraptured by each other you hadn’t noticed Bebe and her new girlfriend, Red, giggling as they approached. Bebe gasped and you nearly fell into the creek, surprised by her presence. You were lucky Ken had such a tight grip on you.
“Ohmygod! [Name], you like Kenny?? That’s sooooo cyuuuuute!” Red rolled her eyes, pulling her further down the waterline.
“Have fun you two.” She winked, going to distract the blonde with a makeout session of their own.
“Well, shit. Guess that makes us official, pretty thing?” He asked, half a joke and half a hopeful question.
“Guess so. Pucker up, loverboy?”
“Thought you’d never ask.”
°•. ☾ .•°
THIS IS SHORT BUT CUTE HELP….. ft mention of pifi x stan because i love when my friends are bg charas in my oneshots.
#➳ Halloween Special 2023♡#south park#south park fanfiction#south park x y/n#south park x reader#south park x you#south park gay#sp x reader#kenny x y/n#kenny mccormick x y/n#kenny x you#kenny mcormick x reader#sp kenny mccormick#kenny mccormick x reader#kenny x reader#kenny mccormick#sp kenny#south park kenny
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WAIT I JUST HAD A THOUGHT !!! BUTTERS WORKING AT A OLD RETRO DINER AND HE GETS AROUND ON ROLLERSKATES !!!!
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Bear with me for a sec it’s been a long time since I wrote for Butters 😭😭 TY PIFI HOLY SHIT YOURE GENUIS @p1-f1
Butters who works at a retro diner x reader
• I honestly adore the thought of Butters working at a retro diner with the uniforms and everything!! He probs wanted to ask you out on a date and started working there to get some money
• Turns out it’s literally your favorite place to eat at in South Park!!! You don’t even get how excited he is about it, it honestly makes you wonder if he started working there on purpose just so he could see you a bit more
• Ngl when you come in it brightens his whole day, and he’s always the one trying to get your orders and stuff. Sometimes you sit at the counter so y’all can talk while he’s on the clock 💕
• You don’t normally notice (or maybe you do and don’t say anything about it) but Butters like arranging the ketchup on your burgers or fries in a heart. Sure it’s a lil messy but it’s the thought that counts!!!
• Talk about lover boy!! They have one of those older jukeboxes at the diner and he’s almost always hogging it when no one’s looking and playing love songs. A bit selfish but he’s on a quest for love damn it!!
• Butters tends to get around the diner on roller skates because it’s like, the one place he can wear them without his parents trying to hound him and it’s pretty dang efficient
• He’s really good at getting around like that but there’s a number of times where he’ll see you walk in and accidentally slam into a table or hit his elbow on a booth because you distracted him
• One time he almost ran into a customer and dropped the pie someone ordered because he saw you from outside… maybe he shouldn’t be wearing those skates around
• Honestly Butters is the type to make you free treats like a milkshake or something and send it over to you saying some secret admirer payed for it. It’s almost painfully obvious it was him, and it came out of his paycheck a couple times
• I feel like Cartman ends up getting a job alongside Butters because he wants money but he’s honestly just there to have Butters do his work for him and tease him about his crush on you
• Butters probably runs over Cartmans foot on purpose to get him to stop talking in front of you because he was stupidly close to telling you about why he has this job
• Anyways!!! Sometimes you stay up until Butters gets off work just so you can hang out with him a little more
• More often than not it results in you being tired as you walk him home, or as he insists, walking you home. Its kind of weird but he’s trying to somewhat be a gentleman
• I feel like one you tiredly kiss his cheek after he walks you home and he ends up obsessing over it well into the next work day. It’s kind of funny but that’s what solidifies Cartman being y’all’s number 1 shipper
• Cartman definitely makes you guys stay well after closing hours (he locks y’all in all night) and sets up a “romantic candle lit” dinner for you and Butters
• The food is horrendously made and there’s no decor besides a single candle in the booth but neither you or Butters complain
• You guys end up throwing away the barely edible food Cartman left y’all and make something in the diners kitchen out back
• Not to mention dance the night away with Butters because he has a stupid amount of change for the jukebox
• You guys even ended up sleeping in one of the booths together, your head resting on his shoulder and his head resting on yours. (Cartman comes in extra early just to unlock the diner and take a couple pictures of you guys)
• Overall, it is was a good night for the two of you and considered it your first unofficial date. And Butters considered either hugging or strangling Cartman, he wasn’t sure which
#h harleybaby needs help#harley won’t shut her mouth#mom come get harley she’s rambling#harley’s anons <33#harley’s favs#south park x reader#south park x reader headcanons#south park x y/n#butters x reader#butters x y/n#butters x you#butters scotch x reader#butters stotch x y/n#butters stotch x reader#butters stotch x you
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“Welcome to Camp Campbell!! Meet our… lovely counselors and campers”
Harley <-
Pifi <-
Hannah <-
Rules
“I’ll come after you and your fingers if ya don’t listen!!”
Playlists
“Swear on Harley it’s the best shit you’ll ever hear.”
More info
“Hey who let you back here?!”
Masterlist
“I won’t ask what you’re doing here if you don’t ask about the sacri- … the napping people.”
Promo
“Can I sing my camp song now? … OHHH~ THERE’S A PLACE I KNOW- ”
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OMG IVE NEVER SENT YOU AN ASK BUT FIRST OF ALL HI!! <33333
second of all, can i js say that youth is an actual masterpiece. like- i just now read up to ch 15 and i cried at least two times 😭
anyways ur literally so amazing make sure to drink and eat today <3
AHH HI PIFI!!♡~
this is high praise coming from someone with writing as beautiful as yours so this means the absolute world to me!! i love your story late night smoke ((stan had me blushing + giggling (∩˃ ˂∩)♡))
please stay safe + hydrated ((i saw your storm post!!))—i hope the weather isn’t too bad & that your week is instead filled with some well-deserved happiness♡
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they say theyve come to hear the wise words of girldogones, and they all gather around her and hear her speak of truth and philosophy, and they try to tell her how fucking stupid whay she just said was, but theyre really being mean and she cant even bring herself to say anything she's so scared, everyones standing over her and shes sitting on the ground with her back to a wall, she starts to try to explain but the crowd start to groan and she gets interrupted and everyones shouting at her because she said something even stupider and she pisses herself and cries and several people start laughing and begin kicking her in the stomach and shoving her to the ground with their feet, kicking her in the groin and the back
they sit her up, and ask her to utter one of her famous insights, something that isnt stupid, she looks woozy and starts to fall over, they laugh harder and soon someone's strong arm is holding her sitting up straight with her head and back flat against the cold wall
they slap her and ask her to say something smart and she tries to tell them to stop but someone's hand is quick to cut her off with a slap hard enough to shake her whole body
theyre still laughing at her as she cries beaten and restrained, several of them are taking turns rubbing their whole dick in your tears, slapping you and laughing, they ask girldogones to say something, anything that isnt agonizingly stupid then theyll leave, she managed a whimpered yes, and they held her there waiting for a few seconds, then a hard slap from an impatient man with his cock wet with her tears, he barely waited before slapping her hard, putting his back into it, and sending her to the floor
they hoisted her up again, a good grip on her hair, they shouted at her again and she let out a soft, pififul cry immediately followed by loud choke as a large womans huge fist came crashing into her gut, she held her pinned like that for a few seconds and laughter erupted from the large group, she stepped back into the crowd laughing extremely hard and hanging on her friends
they held her again and she finally started to blubber, they released her hair but girldogones kept her head still, three cocks inches from her face, skin moist with her tears, she said she knew she had an idea that wasnt dumb, and in her soft, serious voice, she layed out an idea and started to make a point, her voice started to shake a little, someone put their hand on her head and started to pet her, she tried to keep going, her voice was quivering more, and she had barely said anything, and standing over her she looked from one persons groin to another, a heavy soft kin of someones pipe rubbing against her cheek when she turns her head
she looks up at her audience, all faces looking down on her except the people sitting around her, they tease her and tell her not to be so shy and that she has such cute little doe voice. she starts to speak and someome slaps her with fhe length of his cockshe can hardly glance at them without someone slapping her face with the length of their cock and she starts to stutter, the people sitting around her start feeling her body
she looks back up, and stuttering stops with a hard slap, and she looks up, and starts to go on, strong hands are gripping her tight enough to get her to cry out, someone elses is exploring deep between her thighs, her voice is quivering until its replaced by the sound of cock entering her mouth midsentence, her lips part and her voice trails off as she is stunned by whats entering, whats in her mouth
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-5 you are a goddamn delight and anyone who says otherwise has to deal with me. xoxo princessfbi
I mean..... I can accept this only from you 😂
For you i wanted to say like a 6 but now i can't stop picturing you, teeny tiny, trying to defend me, definitely not teeny tiny 😂😂😂😂
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Crush
Pairings: Jimmy Valmer x reader
Pronouns: They/them. GN
Warnings: None!
Notes: JIMMY HAS GAME???
Summary: You've crushed on Jimmy for a while, but have never admitted it.
Word Count: 1,170
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There he was. Standing in front of you, the short brown hair that shines in the sun perfectly, being ruffled by another hand. Those hazel eyes that you could get lost in forever, like an entire forest. That chiseled jawline, those perfect teeth, those slightly pink cheeks. The body that you just wished you'd see more often. But here we are, a week before school ends for summer, and you still haven't even talked to him.
Jimmy Valmer, your crush since 4th grade. Well, you both were now in 10th grade. About to be in 11th, and still have yet to confess. To be fair, you had many opportunities, you just never took them.
~Flashback~
☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ.:*⋆.*:･ﾟ .: ⋆*･ﾟ: .⋆*⋆.*:･ﾟ
"Hey, sweeth-h-h-heart.. "
"Oh! Hey Jimmy."
Feeling your cheeks heat up, you adjusted the scarf on your neck, covering your red nose.
"Have you s-s-seen C-Clyde?"
"Not recently, no."
"Well if you d-do, just tell me, beautiful."
The way your crush pretty much effortlessly said that sentence, made you swoon. Nobody ever thought less of Jimmy when he stuttered, or for the fact he used crutches, but when he did speak to someone with no issue, you did think it was hot as hell.
~End of flashback~
☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ.:*⋆.*:･ﾟ .: ⋆*･ﾟ: .⋆*⋆.*:･ﾟ
"-N. Y/N!"
Jumping out of your trance, you looked up at the pair of boys sitting in front of you.
"Kyle! Stan! Hey!"
"Hello, Y/N."
The warm smile the curly haired ginger gave made you smile too, his dimples and freckles could light up anyone's day, so of course it lit up yours.
Along with Kyle, there was his best friend, or, as everyone else saw it, crush. Stan had bleached his hair, but along with bleaching it, he never washed it. Thank the gods of South Park for that ugly blue beanie he wears.
"Hey, Babe!"
Stan did his stupid giggle, closing his eyes as he puckers his lips towards you. Everyone had their friend group wife or husband, and yours, was Stan. (Even though we all know Stan is Kyle's)
"There's my favorite husband."
You did your stupid giggle as well, leaning in so your lips almost touched,but didn't, seeing the twitch in Kyle's eye.
"Ahem."
The two of you snapped your heads to Kyle, backing away from each other, as the ginger pushed his glasses up.
"We heard that Jimmy wants to talk to you after school, Y/N. Isn't that nice?"
"Really!?"
Like a puppy, your eyes lit up at the sound of Jimmy's name.
☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ.:*⋆.*:･ﾟ .: ⋆*･ﾟ: .⋆*⋆.*:･ﾟ
Clyde's hand ran through his hair, smoothing out his brown locks, seeing as Jimmy struggled to do it himself.
"Th-th-thanks, Man."
He responded, acting like he hadn't been staring at the best looking person in South Park High. From their lips, to their hair, to their body, and even their laugh. They were perfect.
"Course, Bro."
"Dude, stop staring!"
Tolkien's voice filled his ears, as the teen slapped his shoulder lightly, laughing at the brown hairs problem.
"Tolkien, I c-c-can't! They're literally puh-perfect."
"And you haven't asked them out why?"
Jimmy deadpanned Clyde.
"Y know what? F-f-fuck it. I've been crushing for way too lo-lo-ng!"
He waved his hand to Craig, who then waved to Tweek, who couldn't keep his mouth shut, spewing to Kenny, and of course, Kenny told Stan which turned into Kyle knowing. Whatever you tell someone, it always makes its way around.
Jimmy watches as you excitedly light up, hearing that he wants to talk to you, already knowing he'd have you by the end of the day. Sure it was cocky, but was he wrong? It wasn't like he was being an ass, if only you would glance at him. A smile so soft it could cushion a fall.
☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ.:*⋆.*:･ﾟ .: ⋆*･ﾟ: .⋆*⋆.*:･ﾟ
The day was slow, as would a usual day in this hell of a school. The teachers didn't care about the students, so many fights it wasn't even entertaining, but annoying at most, and gossip spread so fast it could be named a disease.
Worst thing currently, usually the best thing, was Jimmy Valmer. You shared almost every class. Except for one, which you and Kyle in, so that was a nice break. Staring at him made your stomach turn. In a good way, but also a bad one.
You couldn't help but wonder if being with him was the best idea, I mean, you had only been with a few guys before. Along with one or two girls, but that doesn't matter right now.
Jimmy was a great guy, sure, but would it work out? You're a nice person, you're kind, help others, get good grades, and have good friends. Jimmy is almost the same. Nice, funny, kind, smart when he actually puts effort, and has pretty good friends.
They always say opposites attract. That was always your mindset. But what if you weren't opposites?
☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ.:*⋆.*:･ﾟ .: ⋆*･ﾟ: .⋆*⋆.*:･ﾟ
Your earbuds played your favorite song, as you sat outside, a notebook in hand, drawing some girl you saw that was drop dead gorgeous.
"Y/N?"
That voice. That voice that made you smile as soon as you heard it. The earbuds in your ears fell to your side, as you looked up at Jimmy.
"Hola,"
You started, giggling quietly as you moved your feet for the teen to sit in front of you. The current position leaning against the outside of the school, sitting on the low garden wall that was always filled with snow.
"What can I do for ya?"
"L-l-l-let m-m… "
Jimmy trailed off. It seemed being nervous really messed with his stuttering even more. He cleared his throat, chuckling as he set his crutches to the ground.
"L-Let.e t-t-take you out."
And before you knew it, your cheeks heated up, and your eyes widened.
"Pardon?"
"I know I st-st-stuttered, but I'll still say this, Did I stutter, d-d-dove?"
"Uh-"
He chuckled once more, his hand reaching up to cup your cheek, with a loving gaze to match the soft smile.
"Well?"
"I- uhm- uh, su- fuck, uh.. "
"I-i-ill take that as a y-y-yes."
You just nodded, watching as Jimmy pulled his hand away, resting at his lap.
"I've crushed on you for literal years, Jim."
And for once, you saw his adorable cheeks grow pink.
"Is that s-so?"
"Yep."
"Then I guess it's not a crush anymore. We're dating."
You chuckled as your ex crush said those words. No longer will you have to dream of giving the boy a kiss, because you're pretty sure in a few dates, it'll happen.
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DAMN HOE (affectionately)
SCARED THE MF LIFE OUT OF ME??
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imagining the chaos that would be patricia and alfie as in-laws is so delightful to me.
#and then Eddie and Piper as in-laws is just asking for trouble#whenever Eddie does something that Alfie doesn’t like he just goes ‘remember when you kissed my wife?’#I just want these shenanigans#house of anubis#patricia williamson#alfie lewis#eddie miller#piper williamson#peddie#pifie
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Hellbent
Stan w/ Incubus/Succubus! Reader
°•. ☾ .•°
Stan grumbled in annoyance. His friends had left him behind at Clyde’s stupid Halloween party, which he hadn’t even wanted to go to. He sipped from his solo cup as a low, rumbling electronic beat came on. His eyes scanned the crowd of dancers, eventually landing on you.
You were gorgeous. Out of this world. At one point when your face was turned his way, mid dance, he swore you winked at him.
He was proven correct when he went to refill his drink. You leaned over the kitchen island, head leaning tantalizingly on your hand.
“Hey. You wanna get out of here?” Stan looked around behind him, in absolute disbelief you would ask him of all people.
“Uh… to where?”
“I’m not picky.” You grinned, as if teasing him. He swallowed thickly.
“Balcony?” You nodded and he led you upstairs, to the cool fall air.
As you sat on the railing, Stan swallowed again, rubbing the back of his head in a nervous habit.
“So… hey.”
“Hi there, handsome.” He practically melted at that, setting his drink on a table and leaning either arm on one side of your thighs.
“So, what’d you drag me up here for?”
“What’s your name?” He shook his head with a chuckle at your avoidance of the question.
“Stan. You?” You slowly slid your arms around his neck, tugging his face closer.
“[Name].” Stan let out a shaky breath, moving his hands to hold your hips.
“That’s really pretty.” You giggled, one hand idly twirling fingers in his hair.
“Thanks. You gonna kiss me or what, loverboy?” He whined. You tugged him in, legs wrapping around his waist as your lips smashed together.
He groaned when you nipped at his bottom lip, urging his tongue inside your mouth to dance with yours. Your legs held his hips tighter, closer.
He pulled away for air, saliva connecting your flushed faces.
“H-Holy shit…” He muttered, looking adoringly into your half lidded eyes.
“Yeah.” You whispered back, face digging in to nip, suck, and kiss at his throat. He groaned again, breathy.
“Fuck. What’s into you? We just met…”
“Hungry. That’s all.”
Before he could ask what you meant, the two of you were interrupted by Clyde’s loud, bitchy voice from the doorway.
“Get a fucking room that isn’t in my house! Gross!”
You giggled, tugging Stan along behind you as you made your exit.
“Come on. I wanna go to yours and make out more.” He grinned like a buffoon, knowing he was in for a long night.
°•. ☾ .•°
dedicated to pifi teehee
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we met on ocean avenue pt 4
A/N: October fic! This chapter was giving me so much trouble especially the ending. @piper-mc-meme this AU is driving me crazy.
Piper @PiperMcMeme posted a tweet: I'm walking towards him rn. My heart is pounding! OMG!
Sam32_blondesuperman: OMG? What's going on? Tell me the tea?
Alicia37: Someone on Tumblr dared @PiperMcMeme to ask Jason Grace aka @BlondeSuperman out.
Sam32_blondesuperman: Holy shit! Get it girl!
Hazel @HazelArts posted a video: @PiperMcMeme Do it for the vine! #McMemeDare #BlondSuperMan #HESAIDYES?! #IKnowVineIsDead #lameJokes
Jones_Star: Holy Crap?!
leafy: What the heck?
eightMarky: Has to be a publicity stunt, right? #HuntingtonHospital
jack_of_some_trades: Isn't he dating QueenRey? She's all over his instagram
PiFi: AWWW! They're so cute together. I ship it. #Jasiper #ShipName#IShipIt
QueenBee: Nah. BlondSuperMan and QueenRey are much better together. They're so hot!
Reyna squinted at her bright screen of her phone, not quite awake yet as she scroll through her Twitter feed. Her notifications were pinging wildly since yesterday afternoon. She immediately muted them to focus on her video edits for her next volleyball video. Reyna wasn't sure when she fell asleep last night. Her laptop sat dead on her floor, thankfully all her work backed up to the cloud.
Reyna pushed her loose hair out of her face as she sat up, crossing her legs underneath her. The said video wasn't clear but she could make out Jason's tall form beside the railing as a nervous petite girl approached him. Her hands fiddled in front of her. The audio was rough with children screaming and loud splashes from the pool.
"Hey, you look new here." Reyna could hear her say. Jason smiled kindly as he inched over, giving her space beside him.
"That obvious?" Jason laughed, lifting his sunglasses. They traded introductions and chatted for a bit. Piper pointed out people with colorful commentary, getting a few chuckles from Jason. He leaned his arms against the railing, waving to someone. Reyna's eyes narrowed as Piper took a deep breath.
"Will you go out with me?" She half-shouted with her eyes closed. Jason nodded his head but before he could say anything, a young man appeared by his side, pulling Jason away.
"Fucking internet." Reyna murmured as she scrolled through the comments and retweets. She was tagged in a good number of reactions. Probably because Jason's latest tweet was of them at Santa Monica beach with Thor. Her phone vibrated signaling a FaceTime call. She arched her eyebrow at the caller id before tapping the green button. "You're an idiot." Reyna greeted plainly as Jason's exhausted face blinked onto the black screen. He groaned, burying his face into his pillow.
"I thought I would get sympathy from you." Jason replied as he lifted his head, pouting at her. His bed hair was a perfect balance between sexy and cute. A dark stubble curved around his masculine chin. Jason shifted to his elbows, unintentionally giving Reyna an eyeful. Her eyes widen before she quickly turned to look at her wall, blush creeping onto her face. Fact: Jason Grace sleeps shirtless. Even from a brief view and tiny screen, she could make out the defined lines of his pecs and abs.
"Sorry," Reyna said, trying to hide her breathlessness. "Here, call again and I'll be nice." She stood up, grabbing a loose cardigan from her chair as she left her room. Hylla sat at the kitchen island, stirring her coffee as she held out her required reading. She nodded to her sister as Reyna plucked a stem of grapes from the fruit bowl. "I promise." Hylla narrowed her gaze at her sister's odd comment.
"No you won't." Jason's voice bounced off the high ceilings of the kitchen. Hylla blinked, definitely not recognizing the voice. 'Who's that?' she mouthed as Reyna head towards the balcony. "You'll still sass me. You're worse than Percy."
"Am not." Reyna countered as she pressed the phone against her chest. 'No one.' she mouthed back before stepping out on the balcony. Reyna settled on their lounging beach chair before pulling Jason back out. "Now, what's your side of the story?"
Jason dragged his hand over his face before flipping over to lay on his bed. For a moment, the world spun showing Reyna a quick glimpse of Jason's hotel room before it filled with his handsome face. "I don't know. One moment we were just talking as she pointed out various people of the cast. Someone called my name and I turned. Piper asked a question and I nodded yes to show I was still listening. Before I could process what exactly she asked, someone pulled me away. She blindsided me."
"And got it all on video." Jason stared at Reyna like she grew another head. "It's a perfect social media storm. The daughter of Huntington Hospital main star asked out current teenage heartthrob and got it all on video." Reyna refrained from mentioning how her timeline was flooded with retweets of the video and people at-ing her with outrageous comments to get any reaction. She wasn't going to feed their curiosity. "Don't look at Twitter. It's a bloodbath."
"Of course it is." Jason groaned. "Excuse me for a second." He placed the phone down, giving Reyna a view of the ceiling. A muffled scream echoed through the speaker followed by excited barking from Thor. The camera shook as the dog jumped onto the bed. Reyna laughed as she could see Thor's long tail wag back and forth. "Thor, not now!" Jason laughed as he wrapped his arm around the dog and reappeared into view. "Having a crisis."
"Dogs don't care." Reyna replied as she leaned back. "Have you ate yet, Jason?" He hugged Thor to his side as he thought. Thor eagerly licked the side of Jason's face who smiled in response. Her heart warmed at the sight. Thor can easily shift his owner's mood. "Are you free today?"
"Kind of." Jason answered as he rested his head against Thor's body. "Just for the morning. I have a table reading after lunch, a meeting with my stylist, a few headshots and then I need to sign the lease for my apartment." Jason ran his hand over Thor's furry bottom. "I also need someone to watch his monster. I haven't found a doggie daycare yet. Reyna?"
"Aurum and Argentum are already suspicious of me from last time." Reyna commented as she looked towards the kitchen. Her two graceful greyhounds slept on their large doggie bed. Like Aurum could sense her, the beautiful dog lift his head and wagged his long tail. Jason held Thor up to the camera as he panted adorably. "Fine, I'll keep an eye on him later. He'll be exhausted running with our dogs."
"Thank you. Thank you so much, Rey." Jason said as she shook her head fondly.
"You owe me breakfast." Reyna ordered as she looked up the address. "Here's the breakfast spot. Meet me there in thirty. Put on your best 'I'm not a teenage heartthrob' outfit please. They have amazing blueberry pancakes, Percy can vouch for that. And they're dog friendly."
"Yes madam. See ya." Jason's image quickly disappeared leaving Reyna alone with her thoughts. She stared at the black screen before pressing the phone against her chest.
Jason is a mess. In reality, he's nothing like the suave characters directors often casted him as. He doesn't have a typical teenager experience, constantly moving around for work. Growing up in the spotlight, Jason played different parts. Reyna often wondered if he knew the difference between himself and the characters he played. Her frown deepened. The video was getting too much attention way too quickly.
Reyna clicked her phone on, pulling up the chat she had with Annabeth. Keep an eye out for him, Rey. "I'm trying." Reyna murmured before heading towards the kitchen.
"That wasn't Frank's voice." Hylla greeted curtly. Reyna sighed, glancing up at the ceiling.
"No it wasn't. I have other friends, you know." Reyna commented as she hopped on the stool beside her. Hylla looked exhausted juggling grad night courses and her coaching job at the nearby high school. After getting her undergrad in psychology, Hylla returned to study sports medicine to help her student athletic better. She reached out, brushing a bit of Reyna's hair out of her face. "He's having a crisis."
"Ah youth. I thought it was Frank by the way you smiled." Reyna touched her cheeks like she could feel the smile. What does Hylla even mean by that? "You only smile that widely after talking to Frank." Reyna's eyes furrowed in confusion. What does that mean? Her phone vibrated in her pocket.
Jason: Might be a bit late. Get me a stack of pancakes and bacon pls.
"There it is again." Hylla pointed Reyna's side.
"I… it…" Reyna stuttered, trying to get her thoughts together. "I don't have time for you to psychoanalyze me!" Reyna shouted as she ran to her room. Hylla's laughter rang as Reyna slammed the door, pressing her back against it. Her heart pounded at the implications.
"No, no time." Reyna murmured as she moved to her closet. Her fingers touched the soft fabric of a cute and flattering sundress. She pulled her hand away like it burned. It was just a dress though. It wouldn't mean anything. "Damn it, Hylla. What are you doing pulling ideas in my head?"
"Something casual but nice." Reyna reasoned as she shoved the dress aside, pulling out a red long flannel shirt. Her face flushed at the memory of their first meeting. She only wore her sports bra and short shorts, fresh from practice. She pulled a pair of white jean shorts and a plain black tee. She could pair it with a few bracelets or necklace if Reyna felt like it.
"You look cute." Hylla commented as Reyna walked out, gathering her hair over her shoulder. Reyna narrowed her gaze. She didn't need to know that. "What? It's a cute outfit. Trying to impress someone?"
"You're evil." Reyna murmured as she grabbed her keys. "And you're enjoying this. I do not need this right now. Heading to Sophie's."
"Get me an order of blueberry pancakes!" Hylla shouted as Reyna shut the door behind her.
Reyna twirled her order number in her hand as she scooped out a spot on the beach. Sophie's set up was more like a snack shack instead of a diner. A single counter took orders, pumping out delicious breakfast food and much needed coffee. The aroma of sweet syrup, freshly cut fruit and pancake batter mixed with the salty sea air. Seagulls hovered around, well aware there's food here. Reyna found a spot beside the sand, kicking her converses off, and buried her toes in the warm sand. As long as Reyna could remember, she always loved the beach. She couldn't imagine living without it.
"Wow," Reyna heard a soft whisper behind her. Jason stood there, gazing towards were the deep blue of the water and clear sky met. He waved at her as he approached. "Do you approve of my outfit?" He asked cheekily as he held his arms out and did a small turn. The pair of dark washed jeans hugged his legs nicely. He wore them with leather flip flops like a casual weekender. The athletic tank top revealed his pale arms. Thor tugged at his leash, trying to greet Reyna.
"I'm sure your fashion guru will have a few choice words for you." Reyna commented as he sat down. Jason rolled his eyes, running his fingers through his blond hair. Thor wandered over to her, wagging his long tail as he pressed his furry face against her leg. Thor barked eagerly as he leaned into her touch. "Thor is as cute as always."
"Nothing can faze him, thankfully." Jason murmured as he check his phone once more before tucking it away. "I've muted Twitter, turn off DM on Instagram and silenced my phone except for certain numbers. My manager has been blowing it up with text messages."
"Is it wise to ignore him?" Reyna asked as she tucked a bit of her hair over her shoulder. Jason shrugged. He looked really young right now like how he truly is, not an actor on the big screen, but a confused young man. Perfectly timed, the server appeared with two plates and cups of fresh coffee. Jason's face lit up at the sight of pancakes. "I got you a Julian Ramirez special. Blueberry pancakes with a side of bacon, sweet maple syrup and butter."
"Sweet and savory, something he and I can agree on." Jason murmured, grabbing his utensils eagerly. Reyna handed Thor a dog treat which he eagerly gobbled down and settled at the base of their feet.
"Not going to snap a pic?" Reyna asked as she added some sugar into her coffee. Jason shook his head.
"Nah, this is me time." Jason replied before looking up. "Well you and me time. Social media doesn't need to follow my every waking moment." Reyna blinked at the surprisingly sweet comment he delivered so smoothly. "Oh man, this is so good." Jason exclaimed as he dug into the pancakes, gushing over the fluffiness of the pancakes with the sweet blueberries and salty bacon. It still blows her mind how he's actually here in front of her, in the flesh, not just an image on the screen. How she can just ask him if he would like to hang out and they can, like real friends.
"Well, are you going to ask?" Reyna blinked at Jason's sudden question. They just finished their food, watching the passing people as they finished their coffee. A bit of syrup stuck to Jason's chin as he wiped his hands.
"I was going to let you digest before asking the hard hitting questions." Reyna teased as she handed him a napkin. He took it sheepishly, wiping his chin. Reyna coaxed Thor towards her, picking the puppy up so he sat comfortably in her lap.
"How very kind of you." Jason said as he stirred his own drink. "Shoot."
"What do you think of Piper, honestly?" Reyna asked, running her fingers over Thor's fur. Jason sipped his drink, looking out at the ocean.
"Honestly?" Jason echoed as he turned back. Reyna nodded her head. "She's bold. I don't have the guts to ask anyone out or at least someone I've just met. She's charming, already cracking jokes about people and laughing with me like we're old friends. There's an openness about her that I envy, that I wished I had. She can come off as strong especially if the only thing you know about her is what's going on Twitter and social media. I don't think she's a bad person."
"She sounds pretty great." Reyna whispered as she hugged Thor. "Just got swept up and hunt down by the social media hounds." Jason nodded his head, agreeing. It was the age they live in. Putting yourself out there is easy but scary. People can praise and attack you with just a Twitter account. Reyna has received a few cruel comments over time.
"She a good girl and I don't want to hurt her." Jason sighed as he rested his elbows on the table, cradling his face. "I feel like we can be great friends because god knows I need more friends. But what do I say? Has anyone ever asked you out?" Reyna's heart pound as she met Jason's gaze. Jason is a very attractive young man. Any girl would be affected especially if he looked at her like she held the answer to everything.
"Once." She whispered, her mouth suddenly dry. Like it could sense the tension, Reyna's phone vibrated beside her, shaking the table. The screen lit up with a text message from Hylla. Instinctively, Reyna and Jason both looked down at the device. Reyna swiped the message away, leaving her lock screen. Her expression softened as she looked at the picture.
It's a selfie of her and a young man bundled in warm winter clothing. They were at an outdoor ice rink with twinkling glow of the lamps. The man was of Asian descent with clean dark hair and a boyish smile. His arms wrapped around Reyna's shoulders as they both smiled at the camera. Snow dotted their dark hair but Reyna could feel the warmth and love from the photo.
"Who's that?" Jason whispered, pulling Reyna back to him. An endearing smile curled on her lips as she picked up the device.
"My boyfriend."
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A Special Hello From Camp Counselor Pifi!
“sigh Welcome new campers… to your favorite summer camp, Camp Campbell. I’m Counselor Pifi, usually writes in purple? You know me.”
“Here at Camp Campbell there are many activities and lots of different characters to talk to. Five different counselors, um… I’m gonna need a headcount on the kids. Who knows their names?”
“Anyway, feel free to send messages through the ask box. Questions about me, the camp, other counselors, and if you just want to chat, that’s chill too. I hope you enjoy your summer.”
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rules: you must answer these 85 statements and tag 20 people
tagged by: @highfaerys thank you darling!!!! sorry for only now getting around to it i’m slow and lazy lol
tagging: @birdiethebibliophile @rileylefae @catastrophicallyinlovewithbooks @cresseida @escallus @buggitybooks @my-name-is-fireheart @abookandacoffee @squaddreamcourt and whoever else wants to do it!!
the last …
1. drink: water
2. phone call: my sister bc the BAGELS
3. text message: my friend, rachel
4. song you listened to: emperor’s new clothes; panic at the disco
5. time you cried: last night :,) to sleep :,)
6. dated someone twice: bitch i can’t even date someone once
7. kissed someone and regretted it: no
8. been cheated on: nope
9. lost someone special: uhh idk
10. been depressed: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
11. gotten drunk and thrown up: lol no
favorite colors
12. to wear - navy, maroon, dark green
13. green
14. wine red
in the last year have you…
15. made new friends: uhh internet friends i guess??
16. fallen out of love: no
17. laughed until you cried: not as far as i remember
18. found out someone was talking about you: hmm i don’t think so?? i try to stay outta drama
19. met someone who changed you: umm idk
20. found out who your friends are: wtf i don’t know
21. kissed someone on your facebook list: lol no
general
22. how many of your facebook friends do you know in real life: 3/3
23. do you have any pets: yep!! i have a black and white cat named iroh!! also my family has three rabbits a goldfish and a yellow lab but they aren’t mine
24. do you want to change your name: i think so?? eventually??
25. what did you do for your last birthday: uhhh i can’t remember
26. what time did you wake up: 7amish
27. what were you doing at midnight last night: trying to fall asleep
28. name something you can’t wait for: to go back to school tbh
29. when was the last time you saw your mom: a few hours ago
31. what are you listening to right now: nothing
32. have you ever talked to a person named tom: i think so??
33. something that is getting on your nerves: when ur trying to express your affection for someone by legitimately asking about their day and they reply “lol nothing much” bc they think “how was your day” means “how are you” in that it’s polite and i don’t want a real answer but i DO you think i ask everyone about their day?? no bitch!!! if i’m asking it means i care and pls respond in kind!!!!!!!!! similar to when i send goodnight texts and they don’t respond :,)
34. most visited website: tumblr lol
35. hair colour: golden brown
36. long or short hair: long. i’ve grown it out for 5/6ish years to be a mermaid.
37. do you have a crush on someone: i don’t even fucking know man
38. what do you like about yourself: i’m proud of my ability to accomplish things through self control, ambition, and determination
39. piercings: none
40. blood type: uhh idk but i think my sister’s O and so is my mom so i probs am too??
41. nickname: pifie.
42. relationship status: single
43. zodiac: pisces/aries
44. pronouns: she/her
45. favourite tv show: parks and rec, brooklyn 99, lucifer
46. tattoos: none yet, but i’d like to get something book/writing related eventually!!
47. right or left handed: left
48. surgery: none luckily
49. piercing: none. again.
50. sport: i’ve tried rowing, fencing, archery, soccer, and softball. i like rowing best.
51. vacation: i’m hoping to one day go to europe!!
52. pair of trainers: ????? apparently this means sneakers?? idk i own one pair of athletic shoes i think they’re asics??
more general
53. eating: nothing
54. drinking: nothing but i need water
55. i’m about to: go to bed soon
56. waiting for: lots of things
57. want: to actually get some goddamn writing done
58. get married: to a woman but not to a man
59. career: publishing industry, librarian, or english professor. i’m good w any
60. hugs or kisses: how about a high five, a handshake, or a wave?
61. lips or eyes: eyes
62. shorter or taller: ?? idc??
63. older or younger: uhh around the same age??
64. nice arms or nice stomach: stomach
65. hook up or relationship: i’m down for anything at this point lol
66. troublemaker or hesitant: hesitant
67. kissed a stranger: lol no
68. drank hard liquor: nope
69. lost glasses/contact lenses: sometimes but they always reappear!!
70. turned someone down: yep. tbt sixth grade
71. sex on the first date: uhhh probs not
72. broken someone’s heart: i don’t think so??
73. had your heart broken: by friends and by books :,)
74. been arrested: no???
75. cried when someone died: uhh idk
76. fallen for a friend: kind of but i’ve gotten over it
do you believe in …
77. yourself: mostly
78. miracles: i guess??
79. love at first sight: hmm maybe??
80. santa claus: not anymore thanks ma
81. kiss on the first date: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
82. angels: no
other
83. current best friend’s name: rachel, becca, riley
84. eye colour: ~slate blue~
85. favourite movie: tangled, kingsman, pride and prejudice (2005)
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