president poundcake rant, or, average Minecraft speedrun tournament commentary after Feinberg finds 14 obsidian in a blacksmith chest
Transcript:
Specnr: did he need a light? Yeah i think he needed a light.
Poundcake: he did need a light, but still I feel like - not getting food though, oh there we go. [suddenly loud] Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Specnr (overlapping): Of course, of course.
Poundcake [still loud]: Average bread there in a random-ass leatherworkers chest.
Specnr (overlapping): he just, he just, yeah
Poundcake [still loud]: that leatherworker is gonna eat ten bread on his fucking lunch break but guess what, he’s gonna go there, and he’s gonna say which one of my co-workers stole my fucking bread from my lunchbox, because he’s not gonna to have anything to eat during his lunchbox
Specnr (overlapping): oh my god
Poundcake [still going]: so he’s just gonna fucking go out, he also lost a leather armor by the way
Specnr (imitating Poundcake): by the way. Dude, this guy is actually the luckiest man alive I think.
Poundcake: I hope he breaks his gold shovel. I hope he breaks his gold shovel.