Prosecutor Simon Blackquill,
I am writing you to apologize for trying to bribe you.
I really didn't think I was, but I have been informed that I was.
For this I humbly beg your forgiveness.
You Benevolent Reader.
All that said: Your decision was wrong and you clearly have no taste. It makes sense as you have a skunk for a head and therefore stink.
Little Benevolence,
I take no offense, little one. You have great access to resources, but yet lack the experience to know how you are perceived. Were one of your elders to attempt a bribe on that scale, it would be another story.
You have much to learn little one, the very eyes of your people are on you, and that kind of pressure is much to lay on such small shoulders. Look to your elders, but know they are fallible, and one day their advice will fail, as you have already seen.
It is normal to be intimidated by such pressure. Grown men and women have been known to crumple under the weight. You have been trained for it from birth, but it is true that heavy is the head that wears the crown.
As for my personal taste in hair, I am surprised you do not appreciate the Judges locks. I had thought you had more taste in that, especially as it is not dissimilar to your own. I suppose there truly is no accounting for taste.
-Simon Blackquill
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Apollo's letter to Phoenix [TRANSLATION]
(From the collector's edition of the AJ trilogy. Transcript in alt text.)
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I realized I never posted this piece either, it was supposed to be for a cooking-themed Ace Attorney zine
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Taxonomy of Ace Attorney Weirdgirls
Single-Type Weirdgirls: Maya Fey, Pearl Fey, Trucy Wright, Princess Rayfa, Kay Faraday
Dual-Type Weirdgirls/Attorneys: Athena Cykes, Sebastian Debeste
Dual-Type Weirdgirls/Mad Scientist: Ema Skye, Iris Wilson
Weirdgirls Who Did a Class-Change to Attorney: Phoenix Wright, Raymond Shields
Weirdgirls With One Level in Attorney: Susato Mikotoba
Attorneys With One Level in Weirdgirl: Apollo Justice, Franziska Von Karma, Simon Blackquill
Not Weirdgirls but Exhibit Weirdgirl-like Traits Due to Convergent Evolution: Luke Triton, Dick Gumshoe
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I love Almost Christmas as much as the next guy, but December 24th is ALSO rayfa's birthday! You will say happy birthday to the girl ever
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