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thatdamnokie · 6 years

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today, i watched rocknrolla for the first time and kept a running tab of live commentary which can be found below the cut and is a stupid amount of ridiculous and will not make ANY sense unless you’ve also seen rocknrolla and like--have some vague memory of how the movie happens because this was all pretty much stream-of-consciousness or whatever.

yoooo i dig the opening song. okay. off to a good start.

for real thought the dark castle logo was hogwarts fml

is that… mark’s voice?

who is this muscular motherfucker?

LOOK AT THAT FUCKING BONG PIPE THING

that’s as tall as a toddler what the fuck

look at all these people in this movie!

THAT WAS MARK

mr. strong ladies and gentleman

… wait lenny looks super familiar, what else have i seen him in.

this all seems very complicated.

idris and gerard!

counselor’s cute too

why is everyone in this movie so fucking cute

WHERE ELSE HAVE I SEEN THIS GUY

every time mark speaks i jump

wait is that—gerard’s actual accent?

lenny, you are a terrifying dude.

and mark i want to ruffle your hair.

archie, that profile, sweet gracious.

… fuck he’s in the background and i just can’t stop looking at him.

this all sounds very, very complicated.

he calls him “len” omg

“do i look like a fucking immigrant” u h m

okay so pretty sure i don’t like lenny, they should just let archie be the leader

enter the russiannnsss

your sweater is dumb russian guy

i like his accent though

guys i don’t know enough about real estate hustling to be able to explain this to another person

aw sweet russian sweater man giving him his painting

… wait no camera man show me the painting

“whiskey is the new vodka” sure yuri whatever you say

lenny i can shoot whiskey better than you can you fucking bitch

dude you can’t hold your sauce can you?

archie

archie help him

fuck he is so handsome

that jawline

“famous archie smile” I WANNA SEE

dude you need to be nicer to people when whiskey makes you that sweaty?

… i’m sorry but i think i could outdrink arch’s boss???

bless whoever made mark narrator

yooooo stella!

i like her!

dude she looks boss as fuck

“i don’t feel like smiling”

dude a marriage of convenience where you don’t have regular sex sounds awful

“welcome to the—speeler?” did he say speeler?

tom!

some of the names in the opening credits didn’t look familiar but these faces do.

wait is gerard gay or was he making a joke?

that. accent. gracious.

just picture that growling in your ear. fuck, i want a british boyfriend guys. i mean it.

i like the color scheme of all this like everything’s—muted, but still classy?

okay i dig 1-2 and stella’s broship.

can you imagine just calling him twelve to save time

“just a black eye, nothing more.”

dude she has louboutins! or something like them! the ones with the red bottoms, i’m probably misspelling it.

hanging out at the country club. very classy.

arch, you’re all limbs.

… you’re also scary.

duuuuude he has a way of talking that just makes me nervous. like an undercurrent of a threat, things implied…

“in there like swimwear” i’m stealing that.

duuuuude lenny’s robe though?

i got office envy! look at that desk.

WHO FALLS BACKWARDS IN THEIR CHAIR

oh shit they took the painting

… that i still don’t know what it looks like, guys let me see it

len you are boned.

“and archie’s gonna have to go… to work.”

he is literally the tallest dude in every shot.

is he giving him slapping lessons rn.

… yes he is.

oh no

JESUS

ARCHIE

we do NOT HIT PEOPLE

gracious.

i’m torn because on one hand, that would probably really fucking hurt, his hands are probably as big as my fucking face

on the other hand—would i let mark strong slap me?

… maybe.

“but you keep the receipts because this ain’t the mafia”

idrisssss

fuck if he smiled at me like that i’d do whatever he said too

“everybody have fun tonight! <3” :D EVERYBODY WANG CHUNG TONIGHT

“now fuck off”

oh twelve

ugh all the style in this movie.

wardrobe goals.

i want that bag.

“… maybe.” bro you said that like you wanted the d, and i can’t say i blame you.

i like how yuri says london.

for a split second i thought that was tom holland???

ohhhhh what’s gonna happen now!

does everyone just like—drive mark around in these movies

OMG it’s the same money

this shit is hysterical

i want to mess his hair up. because if we were in public he’d probably hate it and tbh i’d be too scared to do it but maybe privately…

guys… i feel like i’d fit into the uk.

ohhhhh an INFORMANT

… oh that dude is cute!

oh that dude is CRAZY

oh, drugs, right. these are the drugs i do not do.

his name is TWELVE archie

see, he’s so good at being quietly threatening

his laugh is so… <3

i think ship stella and yuri—

oh FUCK i forgot she was married

he’s also gay as shit, yuri

dude she just got so sad…

“you devil”

oh duuuuuude

you want that v so bad and it is so obvious

they both have nice hands.

poor bob. :(

twelve you sweet scottish bastard.

UHM

OKAY

that’s a twist.

twelve noooo

dude be cool

DUDE

DUDE THIS IS NOT HOW YOU HANDLE THIS

CALM DOWN

oh my god

duuuuude, twelve.

dude.

bob. bob honey i am so sorry.

is he crying? T.T

TWELVE DO SOMETHING

“no I’M FUCKING SORRY”

YEAH WELL YOU SHOULD BE

a—a poof?

is ‘poof’ a bad word?

guys i don’t know anything about british slang.

bob honey relax…

ohhhhh i’m not sure if that was a smart question to ask right that second.

archie, you’re so classy and wonderful and probably wouldn’t freak out on people like that. probably.

this van gentleman is so delightful ( i am so bad at names rn )

so his nickname is van gentleman.

TANK

there we go.

i like this broship.

in which arch continues to be all. fucking. leg.

OH SHIT

i was NOT PREPARED

“like most things american they’ve eaten the natives” i mean…

i really like his comparison of the crayfish and greed, but like… i also really want bbq now… (have you HAD bbq crayfish? shit’s delicious.)

also HOLY SHIT was not expecting them to be stuck on him like leeches? that’s terrifying.

archie has like—this hidden mercy about him… like he got a weird look on his face and i couldn’t tell if it had to do with the quid dude or putting the other guy back in with the crayfish.

it’s his STEPSON?

ohhhhh an american!

oh he is handsome.

mickey. <3

what else have i seen this rocker dude in…

“ladies of the pole”

mickey’s hat ftw

oh this fedora guy is cute.

JUNE

i love that name AND her bangs!

this movie was a phenomenal soundtrack

aaannnddd definitely thought that dude was masturbating for a second

wait is that the guy from the beginning?

LENNY

... wwwooooowwww

lenny is an ASSHOLE

LENNY

johnny, johnny honey you do not deserve this

why is this movie full of people who deserve better than they got???

LENNY don’t you DARE

that is NOT OKAY

FUCK YOU

gosh, kid, bless your heart…

SHOW ME THIS FUCKING PAINTING

there are so many different accents in this movie and all it’s doing is confirming the fact that i never left my “i want a boyfriend with a nice voice” phase

“guns nuns and cowboys” idk what this bonanza thing is but i’m in

johnny you are very scary and i’m sorry that your stepdad made you like this.

dude stop touching june?

“it’s tasty and exotic—a bit like your june.” lenny you’re disgusting.

that’s an intense line of questioning, lenny.

this fucking painting.

ARCHIE

STOP FUCKING WITH THE MICROPHONE

oh my god

i literally just want him to never stop talking

omg bob.

dude twelve looks piiiiiiissed.

i think… i missed a part of the plot.

guys i want to be a part of this world but i’m only able to say that because no one’s very asked me to like… torture someone.

or sleep with someone gross.

victor you handsome bastard.

russian is such a guttural language i love it

FUCK YOU LENNY

at least you’re getting better at shooting your whiskey? fucking asshole.

like i like him less and less because he’s just GROSS you guys

jk could still outdrink him.

if you touch archie lenny i will reach through his screen and rip your face off.

i really wouldn’t be threatening someone who could snap you in half but okay

who the hell is cookie?

you look like a one-many party

omg where are your pants

cookie i love you you disaster of a man

omg i want to be invited to one of these parties

like just let me relax in a corner with an old fashioned and a cute boy

OHHH THEY FUCKED

OKAY

that explains a lot

dude bob that’s—okay but like they thought he was going to prison, that was just an accident

wait does archie know?

dude stella i want to be your friend so you can help me with my wardrobe

… twelve. twelve what are you doing.

stella looks so fucking unimpressed

YEAH BECAUSE SHE DOESN’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE DOING

dude, stella, girl, i’m sorry

at least one of you can dance

oh bertie you gay as shit

stella why did you marry this man

i like this closed captioning thing they’re doing.

who. is. the. informant.

“and remember—i *am* dangerous.” yes you are baby.

bertie you are so awkward

bob. bobby no. D:

BOB

oh bertie don’t act like you didn’t like getting bossed around i saw it in your face

y’all he is fucking ENAMORED

i’d go see this guy live.

that bouncer wasn’t fucking around. one hit knockouts.

… john. johnny. what are you doing

JOHNNY DO NOT STAB THE BOUNCER

HE IS MAKING ME SO NERVOUS

HOLY SHIT

JOHNNY

ALL RIGHT COOL LET’S JUST SHANK THE BOUNCER

johnny you are batshit crazy

“fucking mutt” wait, what does that mean?

mumbles is a handsome man.

ohhhh this is an awkward conversation.

“made a pass.” right.

ohhhh. oh he knows.

twelve, dude, i’m sorry.

he looks so uncomfortable.

but hey like this means they didn’t fuck so that’s a thing?

boooob, sweetheart. <3

they’re all such good mixes of good and evil.

except lenny. fuck lenny.

ooooo that lady has pretty hair.

oh wait THAT’S cookie?

then who was pantsless homie?

this movie has such a big cast and i can keep track of like four people.

this club lounge place looks cool though.

he helped him get off the rock? that’s pretty rad.

p.s. this movie has a great soundtrack tbh.

all the same kiddos maybe just stick to weed and the occasional hallucinogens

say no to cocaine and crack

oh, johnny. :(

buddy.

holy SHIT this guy’s scars though!

DUDE

how many scars do these russian guys HAVE

… ADJNSJANSOAPSLKKJADSM

TRAIN

OKAY

WAIT NO TRUCK

JESUS

… more scars i guess?

… wait i wonder if archie has scars like that?

ohhhhh noooo yuri.

yuri did your friends die?

LENNY you’re racist and i do not like you.

oooohhhh why do i feel like so many bad things are gonna happen in the last part of this movie.

twelve you’re limping my baby who hurt you

… oh

THAT is who hurt you

also i ship those two russian guys

i like how stella was apparently just watching the entire thing from a distance

and then has the audacity to critique him lmfao

holly shit right into a STOREFRONT

dude NONE of y’all are having a good day

this entire scene is fucking—something else

guns

knives

golf clubs

just

anything you can pick up and use as a weapon at all

WHAT THE FUCK

ARE THESE DUDES JUST INDESTRUCTIBLE

“ABANDON SHIP RUN FOR YOUR LIVES”

YEAH BITCH AGREED

OH SHIT COPS

BOB ARE YOU JUST GONNA WAVE LIKE THEY’RE YOUR BROS

THIS IS STRESSFUL

PARKOUR

bob you look like a puppy

and twelve looks like a zombie

and then there’s mumbles who just stole the coolest bike helmet i’ve ever seen

twelve, honey, you just can’t catch a break

dude russian guy is fucking RIPPED

kudos to who did the cinematography of this because it looks fucking cool

this is the slowest high-intensity chase i’ve ever seen

ripped and covered in blood. i dig it.

twelve you faker

oh hi ruskies

archie do you own any clothing that’s not black, grey or blue…?

fuck i love that jacket, but it’s so long it just makes him look even taller

LENNY

YOU NEED TO NOT BE SO FUCKING RACIST?

and get your hands off his testicles!

gracious.

everyone in this movie needs jesus.

johnny stop calling him pedro.

can…. can i see the painting please.

please.

guys.

this poor scottish guy.

yuri got cake.

johnny… sorta reminds me of freddie mercury in some of these shots? for like a few seconds at a time.

… okay so i’m full of dread between this monologue and what’s happening on the golf course.

lenny. buddy. you really got like. not do that. stop calling everyone immigrants

OH SHIT

GET HIM

GET HIM VICTOR

YOU GO BABY

this is a weird juxtaposition in terms of scenes though?

lenny getting his legs beat

and johnny’s super sad speech about the cigs

dude i can’t bring myself to feel bad for len.

wait where’s archie?

“and that is also why i cannot give that painting back.”

this is a set up for something really really bad.

and then they have moments where they act like dudes i know and i warm up to pete and johnny.

bobby stop fucking with that poor man. you’re gonna make him fall in love with you.

“i’m going back to bed.” “can i come?”

*smack* okay, that shit was funny.

johnny you need some chicken.

oh these motherfuckers.

… guys i wanna be a rocknrolla

lmao a protest

that flat looks disgusting.

dude you need to treat your bro better

ASJANSJASN

THEY TOOK THE PAINTING

CAN I SEE IT

LET ME SEE THIS FUCKING PAINTING

OH MY GOD THIS IS GREAT

if this movie ends without me seeing this fucking painting i’m going to kill someone

good man cookie.

TANK’S WATCHING P&P

COOKIE YOU DA REAL MVP

gerard’s laugh though

… well then

like if she wasn’t so unhappy in her marriage i’d feel bad

THE INFORMANT YES TELL ME

… sydney shaw?

“where did he learn a word like pseudonym?”

awwww he likes her…

oh she likes him!

okay good because that sex didn’t look romantic at all.

“you’ve got very good taste mr. one-two.”

lenny fuck you.

you’re gonna be alive for like three more years, relax.

archie. <3 that protectiveness—even if it is for lenny.

aaannnnddd enter the russians.

what a clustfuck.

wait TWELVE

DAMNIT TWELVE

OPEN YOUR EYES

… oh you are FUCKED

ooosajdnaksdjnajsdna this is anxiety-inducing

y’all this is why drugs are bad

and then nice outside scene. birds chirping. looks like a lovely day.

oh shit ARCHIE WITH A GUN

there’s no way that twelve is still alive

what the FUCK

am i SEEING

dude archie, me too

omg ARCHIE HELP HIM

that SMILE

dude i’d laugh too

OH SHIT

welp.

okay, we all figured archie was gonna kill people

put your FUCKING TONGUE BACK IN YOUR MOUTH

wait he SHOT TWELVE?

omg everything is happening at once.

wait, stella, what’d you do?

OMG

dude she looked FREAKED OUT

yuri… dude, what are you doing…?

UHM

WHAT

WAIT

WHAT IS HAPPENING

STELLA YOU LITERALLY FUCKED TWELVE LIKE A SECOND AGO

ohhhhhhhhhh

ohhhhhhh noooooo

ohhhhh NOOOOO

oh stella, honey you in danger girl

archie looks a thousand percent done and he’s been around this kid thirty seconds

wait archie was in prison?

this sydney shaw person put arch in prison…

duuuuuude younger!archie ;-;

“uncle arch” T.T

WHAT the fuck, lmao

just whipping out his gun, nbd

archie stop that. they’re babies.

johnny man you’ve—been fucked up for a while.

dude archie you look miserable.

ohhhh nobody died.

THANK YOU ARCHIE

GET HIM

i hate this entire family.

who all is about to die in this weird basement silent hill place.

… dude. johnny’s face though.

like i’ve felt like NO sympathy for lenny this entire time but i feel bad for johnny. :/

“a hot bath and a cold razor”

… dude

“because you’re poison john.”

o u c h

but like he is CRAZY

help i don’t know who to feel for

i feel for everyone

… except lenny

OH SHIT

WHAT THE FUCK

LENNY

JESUS

DUDE

HE IS GOING TO KILL HIS OWN STEPSON

what the fuck is happening.

YES THE INFORMANT

wait.

WAIT.

IT’S FUCKING LENNY????

OH MY GOD

“you are a VERY dirty bastard sydney.”

WHAT THE FUCK

WHAT

THE

FUCK

STOP KILLING EVERYONE

I CANNOT DEAL WITH THIS

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

NO NO NO NO THIS ISN’T WHAT I WANTED

this is STRESSFUL

“put your hands up!”

*thud*

okay that was funny

THE BOYS!

oh, archie.

oooohhhhh… all this shit…

archie. fuck, you can hear the betrayal in his voice.

shit, this is sad.

“there is no spring without a winter. no life without death.”

… archie?

oh a time skip!

oh SHIT johnny got a GLO UP

“c’mon then give us a cuddle”

i’ll GLADLY you give you a cuddle

OH MY GOD THE PAINTING

SHOW ME

S H O W M E

… you literally put those russian guys in pieces, didn’t you archie.

you terrifying motherfucker.

GUYS I WANT TO BE IN THIS WORLD

FUCK YOU GO GET THEM JOHNNY

... wait was there supposed to be a sequel?

… WAIT

WAIT NO

YOU FUCKING SHOW ME THAT GOD DAMN PAINTING

oh my god.

fuck it.

fuck that.

nope.

like mid-credit scenes are the least y’all can do.

… wait is that tom and gerard just like fucking with each other, it might be, that’s sort of adorable.

dude that gay club looks like fun though.

i don’t dance because i’ll spill my drink but.

awwwww guys i could watch them dance forever, like, this shit is funny.

ohhhh i hope this means that archie becomes the new lenny. he’d be a much better lenny.

and now we sway to this groovy end credit music while i sit and seethe in hatred that i never saw the painting and i’m pissed about it. :))))))

… fuck.

welp, guess i’ll just have to write shit about how the fuck this dude falls in love with a cop then.

#rocknrolla #commentary #mark strong

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listsforseb · 4 years

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in game preferences

loves : frozen tear, obsidian, pumpkin soup, sashimi, void egg, golden pumpkin, magic rock candy, pearl, prismatic shard, rabbit's foot

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hates : seafoam pudding, strange bun, poppies, clay, complete breakfast, farmer’s lunch, omelet, oil, beer

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superallybarnesblog-blog · 4 years

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CARBOHYDRATES AND ITS EFFECT ON HEALTH

Carbohydrate foods

Carbohydrate-rich foods facilitate, after eating, the rapid rise in blood sugar levels (blood glucose). This and many more of its disadvantages are the reason it is advised to be taken in lesser quantities when on a ketogenic diet, it is important to study the workings and some key symptoms when on a ketogenic diet.

Consequently, although carbohydrates can be a quick source of energy for the body, the health benefits are low, so it is advised not to include them frequently on the menu.

List of foods high in carbohydrates

Below, you will see a list of foods with carbohydrates (carbohydrates) and their ratio per 100 grams of the edible product, classified as:

rich in carbohydrates (those in which they account for more than 50% of their content),

media (around 15-20%),

with few carbohydrates (less than 15%)

without carbohydrates (0 to 1%).

Foods that have 50 grams, or more, of carbohydrates per 100 grams of food are considered high in carbohydrates:

White sugar, brown sugar.

Tapioca, cornmeal, wheat, oats or rye, barley, gofio.

White or brown rice.

Cornflakes, Weetabix or muesli cereals.

Pasta (eg macaroni) and dough (puff pastry, etc.).

White bread, cookies, biscuits, pastries, pastries, pastries.

Honey, fresh and dried dates.

Chocolate with or without milk, chocolates, nougat.

Raisins, quince, dried figs.

Lentils, dried beans, dried beans.

Skimmed milk powder, sweetened condensed milk

Medium carbohydrate foods

They are those that have between 16 and 49 grams of carbohydrates per 100 grams of product:

Marzipan, apple pie, fruit ice cream, creamy ice cream.

Wholemeal bread, muffins, wheat bran, wheat germ, soy flour.

Chickpeas, chestnuts, sweet corn cob, garlic.

Whole milk powder, quiche lorraine, egg flan, fruit yogurt, semi-skimmed fruit yogurt.

French fries, sweet potato, cooked potato.

Soft drinks.

Breaded chicken breasts, hot dog with mustard, cheeseburger, cheese pizza.

Peach in syrup, pineapple syrup, banana, pomegranate, coconut, grapes, custard apple.

Tomato, ketchup.

Low carb foods

They are those that have between 2 and 15 grams of carbohydrates per 100 grams of product:

Flavored yogurt, or liquid, or skimmed, or natural, or with cream (Greek), cream, goat's milk, whole or semi-skimmed cow milk, chantilly, curd.

Burgos cheese, skimmed white cheese, Petit-Suisse cheese, fresh cheese mg. 20%, Speisequark cheese, goat cheese.

Rice with milk without added sugar.

Acedias fries, cooked beets.

Cocoa powder, instant coffee, coffee extract powder.

Tomato, fried tomato, avocado, carrot, cucumber, pepper, leek, cooked periwinkle, onion, fresh or canned peas, broccoli, broccoli, zucchini, thistle, cabbage, red cabbage, cauliflower, artichokes, eggplants, squash, Brussels sprouts, canned palms , radish.

Kiwi, tangerines, orange, grapefruit, lemon, pears, watermelon, melon, peach, apricot, persimmon, rosewood, cherries, apple, pineapple, banana, raspberries, strawberries, acerola, green figs.

Hazelnuts, walnuts, almonds, Brazil nut, roasted peanuts, pistachios.

Beef burgers, Frankfurt sausages, pork liver, pork liver, veal liver, salami, sausage, pork sausages, fried chicken, meat extract.

Gatorade, tonic water, packaged lemonade, cider, Porto wine, dried vermouth, white wine, Lager beer, black beer, champagne, anisete.

Hake, mullet, piglets, oysters, octopus.

Bolognese sauce, cheese sauce, onion soup, soup cubes, minestrone soup, Ravioli with tomato sauce.

Pine nuts, sunflower seeds, oat bran, sesame, popcorn.

Foods with very few carbohydrates

They are those that have around 1 gram of carbohydrates per 100 grams of product:

Chard, celery, watercress, lettuce, bean sprouts, sprouted soybeans, endives, cooked asparagus, canned asparagus, raw spinach, cooked spinach.

Turbot, breca, cicada, pout, horse mackerel.

Chicken liver, cooked ham, pork rinds.

Eggs, hard boiled egg.

Brie cheese, portioned cheese, cured Manchego cheese.

Wine vinegar.

Foods without carbohydrates

Foods without carbohydrates are those that have a gram or less per 100 grams of product weight:

Oils (olive, soy, sunflower, corn, peanut, coconut), olives.

Clams, chirlas, cockles, crab, shrimp, lobster, shrimp, mussels, barnacles, scallops.

Canned anchovies, eel, eels, herring, canned tuna, fresh tuna, fresh or salted or dried cod, sea bream, mackerel, caviar, spider crab, crayfish, conger, gilthead, emperor, rooster, sole, whiting, monkfish, fresh salmon, or smoked, fresh sardines, or canned tomatoes, or in oil, sepia, trout, frog legs.

Bacon, sausage, foie gras, pork loin stuffed.

Horse meat, goat, kid, fat or lean pig, rabbit, lamb, sheep, veal, cow, land snail, lamb, or beef heart, pheasant, oxtail, chicken, canned sausages, beef blood, pork brains, or lamb, or veal, bacon.

Pigeon, duck, turkey, partridge, pigeon.

Coffee infusion, tea infusion, Diet-Coke, ligth soda.

Mushroom, mushrooms boletus edulis, mushrooms cantharellus, mushrooms colmenilla, truffles.

Parsley, turnip greens.

Red wine, cognac, rum, gin.

Egg liquid yolk, dry beer yeast.

Lard, butter, industrial margarine, or vegetable, mayonnaise.

Blue cheese, or Babibel, Camembert, chédar, emmental, gouda, gruyere, mozzarella, parmesan, Pyrenees, Roquefort, fresh manchego, or semi-cured.

Water, salt

Foods with few carbohydrates are what you can eat in the ketogenic diet, high in fat, and often used to lose weight.

Notwithstanding these values, if you suffer from diabetes mellitus you should take into account when preparing your meal, in addition to the grams of carbohydrates that each of the foods have, also the glycemic index (GI).

Glycemic food index (GI). Good and bad carbohydrates

The glycemic index measures the intensity and speed with which foods containing carbohydrates raise the level of glucose in the blood (glycemia) after ingestion.

Consequently, foods with a high glycemic index raise blood glucose faster than others with a low glycemic index.

For example, whole wheat bread will have a lower GI than white bread, or pastries, which have it higher.

Diabetics should eat foods with a low glycemic index and only occasionally, better not daily, can ingest those of medium GI for what these lists will be useful, accompanied by the corresponding suggestions of their specialist (doctor or nutritionist).

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Stardew Valley Sebastian

Sebastian is a NPC and one of the marriage hopefuls who live in Stardew Valley.

He lives in the master's shop with his mother Robin, his stepsister Maru, and his stepfather Demetrius. He tends to feel like the "unfavorite" as a result of how essentially his sister is respected both by his kin and assorted villagers. His living strategy in the storm cellar appears to additionally detach him dismissing the way that it would show up he settles on due there by decision. He's not a to an incredible degree social individual, and necessities time alone, something others don't generally get it.

He isn't miserable, regardless he is amazing mates with both Sam and Abigail, who he hangs out with at the Stardrop Saloon on Fridays. He sometimes plays pool against Sam and he regularly wins. He additionally plays the solace in a band with Sam, and as time goes on impacts him to enable Abigail to be their drummer.

He has to some degree a "gothic" state of mind, slanting toward fogginess to the light and having a vitality for things by a wide margin most consider unsavory. He's to some degree philosophical and reliably considers destruction, the motivation driving life, and so forth. Regardless of the way that he and Sam are both to some degree rebellious, he's to some degree all the more close-lipped regarding it.

He has an energy for sci-fi and dream and qualities examining books in those game plans and programming PC entertainments and tabletop envisioning redirections.

Sebastian fills in as a free originator, and passes on disappointment at his activity not being seen as basic by others. He feels discontent in the valley and requirements to leave for the city sooner or later in the not so distant future.

Family

Love

"I really adore this. In what manner may you know?"

Set Tear, Obsidian, Prismatic Shard, Rabbit's Foot, Sashimi, Void Egg, Pumpkin Soup

"Much esteemed, I like this."

Amaranth, Amethyst, Apple, Apricot, Autumn's Bounty, Bean Hotpot, Blackberry Cobbler, Blueberry Tart, Bok Choy, Cauliflower, Cherry, Cheese Cauliflower, Chocolate Cake, Chowder, Coffee, Coleslaw, Cookie, Corn, Cranberry Sauce, Diamond, Dish O' The Sea, Earth Crystal, Eggplant, Emerald, Fiddlehead Risotto, Fire Quartz, Garlic, Green Bean, Hashbrowns, Ice Cream, Jade, Kale, Maki Roll, Maple Bar, Maple Syrup, Miner's Treat, Parsnip, Parsnip Soup, Pepper Poppers, Pink Cake, Pizza, Plum Pudding, Pomegranate, Poppyseed Muffin, Potato, Pumpkin, Quartz, Radish, Radish Salad, Red Plate, Rice Pudding, Roots Platter, Ruby, Salad, Spaghetti, Stir Fry, Tomato, Topaz, Trout Soup

Unprejudiced

"...thanks."

Fish, All Milk, Aquamarine, Blackberry, Blueberry, Bread, Bullhead, Cactus Fruit, Clam, Cockle, Coconut, Coral, Crab, Cranberry, Crayfish, Crystal Fruit, Fried Egg, Grape, Halibut, Herring, Hops, Hot Pepper, Mussel, Nautilus Shell, Oyster, Pancakes, Periwinkle, Rainbow Shell, Sardine, Shad, Shrimp, Spice Berry, Starfruit, Strawberry, Sunfish, Wheat

Extreme aversion

"...?"

Alamite, Blue Jazz, Bomb, Cave Carrot, Chanterelle, Cherry Bomb, Common Mushroom, Copper Bar, Crocus, Daffodil, Dandelion, Fairy Rose, Fiber, Field Snack, Fire Opal, Frozen Geode, Geminite, Gold Bar, Hardwood, Hazelnut, Holly, Iridium Ore, Jamborite, Leek, Lumber, Malachite, Maple Seed, Melon, Nekoite, Neptunite, Opal, Purple Mushroom, Red Mushroom, Refined Quartz, Salmonberry, Slate, Snow Yam, Solar Essence, Spring Onion, Sunflower, Sweet Pea, Thunder Egg, Tigerseye, Tulip, Void Essence, Wild Horseradish, Wild Plum, Winter Root, Battery Pack

Severely dislike

"...I severely dislike this."

All Eggs (next to Void Egg), All Mayonnaise, Bat Wing, Beer, Bug Meat, Carp, Cheese, Chub, Clay, Cloth, Complete Breakfast, Copper Ore, Dwarvish Helm, Farmer's Lunch, Garbage, Glass Shards, Golden Pumpkin, Green Algae, Iron Ore, Jade Hills, Jelly, Joja Cola, Juice(Tomato), Omelet, Pale Ale, Pickled(Corn, Green Bean, Parsnip, Tomato), Poppy, Sap, Sea Urchin, Seaweed, Skeletal Hand, Slime, Snail, Stone, Strange Bun, Sugar, Torch, White Algae, Wild Honey, Windows, Wine

Well ordered Routine

| - Spring - |

Sunday

Time Place

03:00PM Leaves room and goes to kitchen

06:30PM Goes to smoke at the lake close to his home by the fence.

10:00PM Goes home.

Monday

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Tuesday

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Wednesday

Time Place

03:10 PM Leaves room and goes to kitchen

06:30PM Goes to smoke at the lake close to his home by the fence.

10:00PM Goes home.

Thursday

Time Place

10:00AM Wakes up and playing PC.

03:00PM Leaves room and goes to kitchen.

06:00PM Goes to lake close house to smoke.

10:00PM Goes home.

Friday

Time Place

03:10PM Leaves the house to hang out at the pool table in the cantina.

05:00PM

Plays pool with Sam.

09:00PM

Strolls home.

11:00PM Arrives home.

Saturday

Time Place

09:00AM Leaves to go to Sam's home.

12:00PM Goes to Sam's room.

01:00PM Is in Sam's room.

06:00PM Leaves Sam's home and goes to the stream with Sam.

06:30PM Smokes at the stream in the northern woods with Sam.

07:30PM Leaves backcountry.

10:00PM Arrives home.

Blustery Days

Time Place

03:10PM Leaves the house to hang out at the pool table in the cantina.

05:00PM Arrives at bar.

08:00PM Arrives at his room.

11:00PM Arrives at home.

| - Summer - |

Sunday

Time Place

09:00AM Is in room.

03:10PM Leaves room and goes to kitchen.

03:50PM Leaves kitchen and goes to room.

06:30PM Leaves room and goes outside

10:10PM Arrives home.

Monday

Time Place

05:30PM Leaves room and goes to kitchen.

06:30PM Goes to the lake close to his home by the fence.

10:10PM Arrives home.

Tuesday

Time Place

03:10PM Leaves room and goes to kitchen.

06:30PM Goes to the lake close to his home by the fence.

10:10PM

Arrives home.

Wednesday

Time Place

03:10PM Leaves room and goes to kitchen.

06:30PM Goes to the lake close to his home by the fence.

10:10PM Arrives home.

Thursday

Time Place

03:10PM Arrives Train Station

06:30PM Right Tunnel at Train Station

08:10PM Left Tunnel at Train Station

10:00PM Leaves Train Station

10:20PM Enters his home

Friday

Time Place

03:30PM Exits House

04:50PM Arrives at the bar

09:30PM Exits the bar

11:10PM Arrives home

Saturday

Time Place

09:10AM Leaves House and goes to Sam.

11:30AM Meet Sam at the course close to Sam's home.

12:30PM Goes to Sam's room.

12:50PM Arrives at Sam's room. (band hone?)

06:00PM Leaves Sam's home and goes to the stream with Sam.

06:30PM Goes to the stream in the northern woods with sam

07:30PM Goes home.

10:00PM Arrives home.

Stormy Days

Time Place

09:00AM Is in room

10:40AM Leaves house and goes to shoreline dock

01:40PM Arrives at shoreline dock

05:00PM Leaves shoreline dock for home

07:40PM Arrives home

07:50PM Goes into room. Does not leave for rest of the night

| - Fall - |

| - Winter - |

Tuesday

Wednesday

Thursday

Friday

Time Place

9:30 PM Leaves Stardrop Saloon

Saturday

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nqbuddy · 6 years

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By Penda

A perfect sunny afternoon with a visit to a country pub is the stuff of a tourism marketing executive’s dream.

Thankfully in Northamptonshire we get to do it for real, with dozens of good rural pubs.

Part of the fun of going to a good county pub is knowing that generations have gone there before you. Since the 16th century, the ‘Tolly’ (Tollemache once being the name of the Lords of the local manor) has been there for travellers, heading north to Leicester or south to Northamptonshire towns. In the 1500s, the Tudors were swaggering around their Northants hunting grounds. Althorp and Boughton’s stately homes were hardly under construction, and Cromwell’s New Model Army hadn’t even been conceived.

A family lunch at the 2018 Tolly meant we arrived not on horseback but in a Ford Focus. Mobile phones telling us how to get there were (briefly) put away and the local posh Warner Edwards gin replaced flagons of ale. How far we’ve come.

The pub food is also distinctly 21st century. The menu is long, with hearty stew or steak options jostling alongside pizzas, burgers and vegan salads.

There were five in our party, ushered through to the smaller section of the restaurant near a window. Menus are printed on paper clipped to large boards, and we quickly decided to push the boat out and have starters. A nibble board (£7.50) with an unusual mix of olives, bread and caramelised onions and some deep fried tortilla chip type things with warm cheese. We had to ask for butter, not sure if it wasn’t included or had just been forgotten. There was some envy of the other choices, a very generous salmon and crayfish dish in bloody Mary mayo on sourdough toast (£7) and crispy belly pork bites with apple sauce and mustard (£6.50).

Mains chosen were perhaps, in retrospect, not making the most of the menu. A ‘hero’ burger (£15, changing on a monthly basis and giving a quid of each sold to charity), was in honour of local rugby hero Paul Diggin. This had bacon, mushrooms, cheese and tomato with two home-made burgers, plus onion rings and cheesy chips that came up on the bill as an extra £1.50, disappointing when the burger was already quite pricey. The burger, however, was delicious. A 10oz sirloin steak was £18.50 and again, cheesy chips cost an extra £1.50 (although we think that’s a bit steep for a slosh of cheese sauce). The Red Lion Burger (£15 and another £1.50 for the ‘chavvy cheese’ offered by our waitress, was sadly a little dry and Penda’s friend didn’t finish it. A smaller guest however seemed perfectly happy with a slice of garlic bread and chicken breast dippers and chips and peas (£7.50in all).

As we were determined to make it the special anniversary lunch we’d promised ourselves, we chose desserts of sticky toffee pudding (£6) and a warm cookie and ice cream (£6) while the junior ice cream was another £2.50. Three flat white coffees and the rest of the drinks bill, mostly soft drinks and a couple of beers, brought the bill to a rather unexpected total of just shy of £150. For five.

Yes, the food was mostly good – the individual starters especially, and the toffee pud. But it seemed quite expensive at roughly £30 a head, even with drinks.

We peeked through into the rear part of the restaurant which was bigger and lighter, with lots more tables, and I expect for Sunday lunch it’s packed, and we would return to try out the beef, pork or vegetarian roasts offered (booking is advised).

We left feeling suitably full for a long, large lunch, although still slightly blind-sided by the bill. So much of what the Tolly does is right. Locally sourced produce is front and centre. The pub has a strong link with the delicious Warner Edwards gins made just up the road. There are views across the ancient Northants countryside from a roomy garden and play area at the back and the staff are pleasant and speedy. It’s won awards, it’s pretty, and historic, and although it is a Charles Wells pub, it also has the very good fortune of a link-up with a brilliant gin company, a popular bed and breakfast over the road and an interesting history dating back 500 years.

The Tolly is indeed a county pub that is the tourism marketing executive’s dream come true.

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Try the gin when you treat yourself at the Tolly By Penda A perfect sunny afternoon with a visit to a country pub is the stuff of a tourism marketing executive’s dream.

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Media Tasting at Kumoya x Tokidoki Cafe

Tokidoki Pop-up Cafe is now open in Singapore!!! It is also World’s first Tokidoki Cafe. Expect a range of KAWAII mains, special snacks in limited edition Tokidoki snacks holder, desserts, beverages and merchandise. The merchandises which include limited edition plushies and more! I’m super tempted to grab all the kawaii unicorn plushies home.

For those who are new to Tokidoki, Tokidoki is the Japanese-inspired lifestyle brand debuted in 2005 by Italian artist Simone Legno and his business partners Pooneh Mohajer and Ivan Arnold.

When I have gone to the other Japanese Restaurants they usually serve Japanese curry rice just as a sauce, no veggies, probably chicken or prawns and side of white rice. The kawaii Donutella is a cute little character and dressed up in a donut ear costume! Teriyaki flavoured Japanese rice set on Japanese curry accompanied with tempura salmon, breaded ebi, breaded scallops, calamari rings and garden salad. The teriyaki flavoured Japanese rice is not overpowering in a mild rich and fragrant curry gravy with decent seafood ingredients.

Donutella & Sweet Friends Japanese Curry Rice at S$25.90

That’s probably one of the biggest sushi I had so far! Nicely pressed sushi rice with grilled unagi, Japanese cucumber and cheddar cheese. On a bright side, I got an extra-large piece of unagi basted with a sweet teriyaki sauce and sandwiched between two slices of extra-large sushi rice.

All Tokidoki special snacks including onion rings, sweet potato, nacho cheese fries presented in a limited edition Tokidoki snacks holder.

Moofia-Protected Pressed Sushi Rice at S$24.90

Donutella is giving a sweet treat! A blend of popcorn syrup, milk and popcorn then topped with fresh whipped cream, caramel sauce and caramel popcorn. It may be too sweet for some of you. I would have enjoyed more if it is more toasty and less sweet. Honestly, I ordered this drink for the kawaii Donutella float so that I can take home. HA HA!!

Donutella Sweet Treat Caramel Popcorn Frappe at S$17.90.

A frappe made up of cheesecake syrup and blended with strawberry fruit mix and milk. Garnished with red rosebuds, fresh whipped cream and a sprinkle of little rainbow bits. Not a fan of this strawberry frappe, tasted of artificial sweeteners.

Donutella’s First Love! Strawberry Cheese Frappe at S$17.90.

What catches your eye first in this seafood ramen? For me, it’s definitely the kooky Merlion fish cake! Heard from one of the Tokidoki fans that this kooky Merlion is exclusive to Singapore. It’s so cute that we couldn’t bear to eat it! I shall feast on crayfish, scallops, ramen egg, spring onion and wakame instead.

A Lot-of-Things Lah! Merlion Seafood Ramen at S$28.90.

This is my favourite dish from Tokidoki Cafe. The chicken katsu burger is accompanied with hand-cut fries, garden salad with cute ‘bones’ fish cakes and a cute little sweet Polpettina pink mantou. The chicken katsu patty was juicy and tender, deep-fried to crispy and glazed in a sweet teriyaki sauce. We were making a guess whether the pink mantou is a plain bun. To our surprise, the custard lava flowed once we sliced open.

SANDy and Polpettina Full-of-Life Chicken Katsu Burger at S$23.90.

Hokkaido berries soft serve and special buttery charcoal waffles, kawaii Ciao Ciao heart cookies, homemade brownies, fresh berries, strawberry chocolate coated cereal crunch, fresh cream and dark chocolate sauce. The homemade brownies tasted good however we were disappointed with the hokkaido berries soft serve. It was too milky, there aren’t much berries taste in it.

Adios and Ciao Ciao’s Farewell Fantasy Charcoal Waffles at S$22.90.

As featured a special dual swirl of Hokkaido berries soft serve, handcrafted rainbow wafer bowl, rainbow wafer sticks, unicorno cookies, homemade brownies, special heart konnyaku jelly and fluffy cotton candy. Have you spotted the cutie pink Peperino at the back? Get this FREE 4.5″ Peperino or Marea plush key ring (worth S$9.90) with every purchase of this dessert! The gifts are while stocks last, grab it before it’s all gone.

The unicorn plushies that I mentioned earlier. Ain’t they kawaii?

Pssst, I heard that some of the plushies are limited edition.

Kumoya x Tokidoki Pop-up Cafe opens now to end June 2018. Kindly note that there is a dining time of 90 minutes, with a minimum spend of S$10 per person.

Kumoya is the first Halal certified Japanese-French Cafe in Singapore. You may also read about Kumoya x Cinnamoroll Pop-up Cafe in 2017.

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Budget Per Pax

S$20-S$40

How to go Kumoya x Tokidoki Cafe

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Operating Hours

Monday: Closed Tuesday to Thursday: 12–9PM Friday to Saturday: 12–10:30PM Sunday: 12–9PM

Address and Contact

8 Jln Klapa, Singapore 199320

Reservation is not allowed.

Travel and Parking

Parallel parking available.

Travel via public transport.

From Lavender Mrt Station (East-West Line)

Exit B; Walk 469 m (about 15 minutes) to Kampong Glam Conservation Area.

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