#rooster incorrect quotes

[callsign-fox]

Rooster : My life is a mess.

Y/N: Rooster relax, go get a beer.

Rooster : I don’t want a beer.

Y/N: Who said it was for you?

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[fanficgirl429]

*Bradley and Hangman are hanging out at The Hard Deck when Y/N walks by*

*Bradley watches as Y/N walks over to the bar and Hangman notices him eyeing her* 

Hangman : Ooh, somebody has a crush. 

Bradley *quickly looking away from Y/N*: I don’t have a crush on Y/N. I just think she's cool. It’s not like I stay up at night thinking about her. 

*Hangman shakes his head, laughing*

Hangman: I don’t believe you for one second...

*Later that night*  *Bradley laying awake in bed, thinking about Y/N*

Bradley: Damn it, Hangman was right! 

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[call-sign-shark]

✨Top Gun Maverick as texts ✨

Bonus: Goose, because he's our princess, and Shark my tgm OC 💚

I'm working on your request and on the next chapter of By The Eyes of The Storm, promise. But while waiting, have some fun content hehehe ~

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[k9effect]

Mav: Today I realised I'm old

Ice: What happened?

Mav: I fell in the mess hall and instead of laughing, Rooster came running to see if I was ok

Ice:

Mav: I saw fear in his eyes

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[military-newsboys]

Ice: Come on, I want to show you something.

*Turns and walks away*

Mav: Nice.

Ice: That’s not it, but thank you.

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[thestarwarslesbian]

Hangman: I only told Cyotoe that Rooster and I are going to be adopting a child because he's like my big brother! Coyote: I just told Iceman, he's basicly Rooster’s father. Iceman: And I told Mav. He's my husband. Mav: And I told many, many people.

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[scottishaccentsareawesome]

(After Rooster's first week at TOP GUN) Rooster(on the phone, sounding a little grouchy):...Hey, Dad. Goose(sighs):...What's his name? Rooster: What? Goose: The asshole in your class that seems to be making it his mission to piss you off - what's his name? Rooster: Hangman. Goose: Is he good-looking? Rooster: What?! Goose: Is he? Rooster: Uh...yeah, I guess. Goose: Is he blonde? Rooster:...How'd you know that? Goose(to Carole): - Honey, talk to Bradley. I need to scream into a pillow and then give Maverick a call.

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[sleepy-hyperfixations]

Mav: Ice is out of town for some meeting, so im gonna try to go mach 10 in the mustang.

Rooster: Why?!?!

Mav: Ice is 95% of my impulse control, baby goose you should know that by now.

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[indybob]

Need I say more?

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[lieutenantfloyd]

Bob: The salary of a clown is 51,000 dollars. Bob, gesturing to Hangman and Rooster fighting: And yet these idiots do it daily, and for free

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[callsign-fox]

*Banging noise in the distance*

Hangman: Why does Rooster always do his laundry so loudly?

Y/N: So everyone knows that I don’t help him.

Rooster: *slams the washing machine door shut and screams*

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[fanficgirl429]

*Bradley, Hangman, and Y/N are all out at The Hard Deck. Y/N left the boys to go talk to Phoenix on the other side of the room.*

Bradley *looking over at Y/N*: I asked Y/N out last night. 

Hangman: Oh, I’m sorry. 

Bradley *glances over at Hangman, confused*: Why? 

Hangman *shrugs*: Well, I assume she said no.

Bradley: No, she said yes. 

Hangman: Really? Then I’m sorry for her.

Bradley: Shut up, Hangman. 

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[cowboysandpilots]

Iceman: why are there little handprints all over the walls?

Mav, whispering: why are there little handprints all over the walls?

Bradley, whispering: because I have little hands.

Maverick: because he has little hands

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[wearerandomlyyours]

*Ice and Rooster watching their husbands walk to the bar*

Rooster: *Blatently ogling his husband's ass* We did good?

Ice: *Doing the same* We did good.

*Fist bump*

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[military-newsboys]

Ice, to Bradley: And if you see your Dad, give him this message

Ice: [makes a neutral face]

Ice: He’ll know what it means

[later]

Rooster: Oh, and Uncle Tom said to give you a message

Rooster: [makes a neutral face]

Mav: Oh no. The neutral face of displeasure

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[sereshawl]

Maverick, slightly drunk: I’m immune to mean and hurtful words because Ice says nice things to me every day and his love protects me.

Rooster: I’m immune to mean and hurtful words because Jake says mean things to me every day so I’m always prepared.

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