#rory and drac daily

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jonathan: in case i should die exploring the castle, please tell mina i love her. and also say goodbye to the guy who is my second dad. and mina. and everyone else, i guess. did i mention mina?

#please reunite jonathan with his emotional support fiance #dracula daily #dracula #rory and drac daily #the hits

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van helsing and seward sneaking into lucy’s tomb

#literally lurking behind trees waiting for people to leave!!! #dracula daily #dracula #rory and drac daily #gifs

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seward and van helsing: where are we going to find another big, strong man to infuse lucy with his blood?

quincey morris, unnoticed in the shadows, waiting for his moment: yee. haw.

#dracula #dracula daily #rory and drac daily #so glad our dramatic cowboy is back

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crew of the demeter: fuuuuuck someone else disappeared

first mate: UGH why are these whiners so ready to complain?

#dracula daily #dracula #rory and drac daily #try worrying about your crew maybe

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quincey: miss lucy likes slang? let’s try this [clears throat] yeehaw

lucy: [giggles]

quincey: ...

quincey: ROOTIN’ TOOTIN’ BOOT SCOOTIN’ CHILI AND LITTLE DOGGIES AND HORSES, DID I MENTION HORSES

#dracula daily #possibly my favorite character has appeared! #dracula #rory and drac daily

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first mate of the demeter: OH SHIT WE HAVE A VAMPIRE

captain: what

first mate: HELP ME DESTROY THE BOXES OF DIRT

captain: uh...no thanks, knock yourself out

first mate: IT DIDN’T WORK, ONLY THE SEA CAN SAVE ME NOW

captain: ohhhh i get it now. the FIRST MATE killed the whole ship

first mate, in the afterlife: ARE YOU KIDDING ME

#suicide cw #first mate had a whole guns-blazing moment and the captain took entirely the wrong message from it #tbf the first mate ignored the crew earlier so... #dracula #dracula daily #rory and drac daily

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renfield, june 5th: i’ll get rid of my flies in the next three days!

renfield, june 18th: look at all the spiders i caught with my flies!!!

#neither the spirit nor the letter of the law followed here #i can't help but respect it #dracula daily #dracula #rory and drac daily #spiders cw #flies cw #bugs cw

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end of jonathan’s journal, may 15th: my room SUCKS, this other creepy room RULES

end of jonathan’s journal, may 16th: ha ha ha who said anything about my wonderful bedroom, it’s my sanctuary and no sexy lady vampires are going to suck out my blood in here

#dracula daily #dracula #dracula to the three lady vampires: i have DIBS!!! #rory and drac daily

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jonathan: whoops, accidentally revealed that i knew dracula was actively imprisoning me

dracula: whoops, accidentally misplaced everything that might help jonathan escape

#things getting dire for our favorite hapless lawyer #dracula daily #dracula #rory and drac daily

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mina: whitby’s pretty. but is jonathan okay? there’s two bands in the distance. i miss jonathan. there’s a clock tower...what if jonathan was here to hear it with me

#they're meant for each other #dracula daily #dracula #rory and drac daily

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captain of the demeter: oh crap the first mate was right about the vampire i’m gonna die

first mate, in the afterlife: i’m not gonna say i told you so but

#the first mate starts to sweat as he sees the ghosts of the crew he ignored behind him #dracula #dracula daily #rory and drac daily

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tip your cowboy hats to quincey morris, who just yeehawed into the sunset

#dracula daily #spoilers #dracula #rory and drac daily #at least he stabbed the fuck out of dracula first

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both jonathan and dracula in today’s entry:

#dracula daily #dracula #gifs #dracula is definitely the least chill about it though #rory and drac daily

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end of jonathan’s journal entry, may 12th: dracula! lizard!!!

beginning of jonathan’s journal entry, may 15th: dracula! lizarding AGAIN!!!

#dracula daily #dracula #if i had twitter and my vampire captor was slithering down the wall #i would also be tweeting LIZARD over and over again #rory and drac daily

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jonathan’s may 12th journal: okay if i lay this out factually i can see that dracula is acting really weird

jonathan’s may 12th add-on: the last bit is still true, but also dracula just slithered down the wall??? like a lizard??????

#extremely post-2020 vibes #'oh this thing is really really bad...WHAT IS THIS NEW THING WTF' #dracula daily #dracula #rory and drac daily

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mina on may 9th: jonathan said everything’s going well and he’ll be back soon!

jonathan on may 8th:

#dracula daily #dracula #'this is fine' would also work here #undescribed #rory and drac daily