#salad gate

[fukiana]

BALDUR'S GATE 3 (2023) dev. Larian Studios "Well—whatever you're into."

#really? right in front of her salad? etc #bg3edit #bg3 #gamingedit #baldur's gate 3 #gif* #m: bg3 #oc: karra #shadowheart #astarion #shadowheart is usually a very supportive bestie but even she has her limits #edit guys plssss stop telling me 'btw sh is totally into this too!!!!' i am literally just giffing moments that happened to me in game.....

[messiahzzz]

thinking abt how gale and wyll are both hopeless/devoted romantics, but with a very different flavor to them

wyll believes in the grand tales of romance, writing your story together and witnessing your very own epic tale, the true power of love, wanting to court you in the traditional way, being your knight in shining armor, making sure you never want for anything — the beauty of an ending through your own making, your happily-ever-after.

while gale is more spiritual in his approach to romance. he believes in the bond between souls, true connection and devotion that defies even physical factors, something otherwordly and magical that solely exists between the two of you, a merging of body and mind, getting lost in one another and choosing you each day anew. — he doesn't believe in fate, but he does believe in serendipity.

what they do have in common, however, is wanting to dedicate themselves to their partner with their whole heart. i just think they're both really neat and deserve to be appreciated more by the fandom as a whole!!

#bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 spoilers #wyll ravengard #gale dekarios #it speaks #excuse the word salad i have a lot of emotions #tumblr is my hyperfixation central #guess who is crying abt the sad wizard again (its me)

[thechaoticdruid]

Ngl I feel bad for her. She must of heard some weird shit that night.

#baldurs gate 3 #astarion ancunin #bg3 #astarion bg3 #astarion x tav #astarion my beloved #astarion romance #bg3 tav #spawn astarion #bg3 memes #Astarion spawn ending #astarion x reader #Just picturing her enjoying a nice up of tea all cozy and ready for bed when suddenly #She looks out the window to see some rando getting nailed by a corpse #right in front of her salad #smh

[alphagravy]

#halsin #baldur's gate 3 #baldur's gate #gravyshot #virtual photography #halsin salad anyone?

[warlock-enthusiast]

Halsin really hits that sweet character spot of the one that is always taking care of others, drowning in responsibilities, blaming himself for his assumed failures (for centuries), being supportive and lovely and understanding, while also using his open friendliness to deflect from the fact that he truly needs to be kinder to himself.

and a hug.

He needs a hug.

#halsin #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #i love him ahhh #listen this just speaks to me on a not normal level #word salad

[kiivg]

.This game very quickly devolved into a Halsin kissing simulator 🫠.

#baldurs gate 3 #halsin #bg3 tav #tav #halsin x tav #tav x halsin #bg3 #mxm #tristan yarrow #.and by very quickly i mean i cannot stop kissing this man. #.i will kiss him everywhere. #.sewers? yes. covered in goo and blood? yes. in front of gales salad? yes. #sketch #.on a different note- the age sliders are not fantastic so…. :(. #.HOWEVER.. that one anon who pointed out I am always human! HAH! u were right I cannot play as anything remotely non-human :( I dont like.

[eff-plays]

vegetal,

#the epic conclusion to the hira salad saga! #bg3 #oc: hiraeth #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 fanart #my art #bg3 tav #took it out of the gale tag cuz those girlies deserve better than this dkfgjhdkfgfd #don't ask an obligate carnivore to touch greens ok? what did you expect #thank you everyone who contributed ingredients! it did not help at all but i'm sure hira appreciates it<3

[mercymaker]

ayo, these two need to chill

poor lae'zel is just trying to catch some sleep dfsdfsf

#the bg3 adventures #idk what happened i loaded my halsin romance file and they loaded straight into the middle of the camp #halsin straight up eating her out right in front everyone's salad #dfgdfgdfg hELP #oc: maleane #baldur's gate 3 #halsin silverbough #maleane/halsin

[duckdotimg]

Salice and Jutta portraits and the girls having fun with their partners

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 tav #bg3 durge #karlach #gale of waterdeep #karlach/durge #gale/tav #is karlach durge even a thing . anyways #fanart #salad girls #<- this is karlach and jutta #galice #<- this speaks for itself. #duck.png

[podcastenthusiast]

Sure it's all fun and games Tav telling Astarion to "say please" and calling him a good boy before having sex, but he'd have a mini panic attack if Tav explained safewords and like actually gave a shit about his wellbeing in bed.

#rotating astarion thoughts around in my head like a salad spinner #i don't think he's ace exactly although trauma is a valid reason to be but i do think his feelings about sex vary a lot #and sometimes he might not be comfortable with it even in the best circumstances. sometimes it's gonna be too much #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #astarion #lots of good smut but ngl i want more fics just processing this stuff. how to heal your trauma when all you know is pain and manipulation #maybe that means not having sex but also that's how his worth has been defined for so long so what then? uuugh #astarion romance

[buvellebestbelle]

Tag yourself, I'm the 'Shadowheart disapproves' notification floating just offscreen

#bg3 #bg3edit #astarion #gale of waterdeep #baldurs gate gale #shadowheart #bugbear #ogre #meme humor #in front of my salad?

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

the patient but intense waiting continues

#well. i suppose that if it drops after dark. that will make it all the spookier! #and i know i Know we still have hours yet till sundown (depending on where you live) but still but still #if it drops while im eating dinner i Will choke and pass away <3 #kidding kidding ofc #i have a simple meme Primed for posting the moment the site opens its beautiful gates #in the meantime i im in the mood to scribble. perhaps some asks will get answered #scribble salad #i hope clown is doing alright! #im a little worried for No reason other than its 4 pm and the site is still down. i tend to worry about everything #im sure everything is fine #its probably Quite The Process!

[khadame]

At the end of everything, we will always have each other.

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 spoilers #the dark urge #astarion #dark urge #astarion x tav #astarion x dark urge #dark urge spoilers #bg3 art #meant to be the epilogue to ego death so read it first for... more pain? #but posted seperately cause i didnt want to overwhelm people w all that word salad #oc: avani #its their first kiss theyre so fucking embarrassing

[zebbysart]

''really? in front of my sharlad?''

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #shadowheart #baldurs gate 3 #shitpost #meme #I have been trying to draw #but my hyperthyroidism hit me like a buss #and all I have to show for now is salad shart

[sampirism]

Sorry but I'm cackling about some of the reception to Astarion's arc. I can't keep this to myself after reading youtube and reddit comments. I haven't delved into the Tumblr discourse on this yet and I'm working off of memory of clips I've seen, sorry if the quotes aren't fully accurate-- BG3 spoilers specific to Astarion's ending(s)

There is a particular subset of people who insist that Ascended Astarion is the correct path because ritual rejection Astarion is, and this is verbatim what I've read: "weak, feeble, a docile puppy" which I am losing it a little bit over. Among other things. I should have collected screenshots!

I'm not here to convince you that you can't like this ending, because you have every right to prefer Ascended Astarion, but to say that, objectively, he isn't evil or that this is a "better version of him" is morally bananas. You can have your evil boyfriend, it's okay! But a world domination goal is not often sought by those outside the evil alignment! (You could argue that 5e lore explicitly states vampires are lawful evil, but I personally don't vibe with locked-in alignments WRT classes and creatures and BG3 itself doesn't even have an alignment system)

Furthermore, there is the... insistence that this is a more or equally romantic route? "He still loves you! He calls you all these pet names! He says he loves you!" Baby, he does this because he literally sees you as a pet. You don't get to ascend beyond spawn (sorry, "consort") and **he is literally using the same manipulative voice he used on you when he admitted those were moments he was manipulating you** You can get a dialogue where he will willingly say I love you as a lie. When you ask him if he'd ever use compulsion the way Cazador did, he doesn't say no, he says he won't have to because you will be so obedient. There's a Wisdom check to reveal he sees you as degrading yourself when you ask to be turned.

Please, enjoy your vampire lord boyfriend, but don't act like the text implies that this is best for him or that he sees you as an equal. This is what he says when you say "I think we should break up" after killing the Netherbrain

Also, I know we're discoursing a fictional elf here, but when it comes to ritual-rejected Astarion, its certainly... eyebrow-raising to see people calling a character who broke the cycle of abuse as "weak" and "miserable" because he's a little nicer now, cried after killing his abuser, and he can't walk in the sun :sob:

sincerely, fellow Astarion enjoyer.... Enjoy what you enjoy (without harming anyone!) Have fun with the darker aspects fiction has to offer!!! Embrace evil if you want to!!!!! Just don't try to convince me that killing 7000 people for unlimited power is the morally superior option

#astarion based word salad #talking about morals in video games again :( #baldurs gate 3 spoilers #bg3 spoilers #“i am the most powerful” you are level 12 sit down

[antisocialshoe]

Ngl whenever i watch the sharran nightfall ritual cutscene of dj shadowheart and a selunite tav/durge i always picture Shar and Selune watching like this respectively

#baldurs gate 3 #bg3 #dark justiciar shadowheart #shadowheart x tav #selune and shar’s fav telenovela just dropped #right in front of selune’s salad #another bg3 shitpost #jenevelle hallowleaf