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fibbermcgee123 · 4 months
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dialalagirl · 2 years
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diaboys as tv personality chefs?
Shu- his food is best eaten with the eyes and not the mouth. Giada De Laurentiis
Reiji- eats idiot sandwiches on the regular. Gordon fuckin’ Ramsey
Ayato- exactly the type to put chilli jam in his fried rice. Jamie Oliver
Laito- Julia Child. makes great ass butter
Kanato- he lives for the karen hairdo. Paula Deen
Subaru- Sandra Lee. living’s a drag, so that’s why every recipe of his starts with two shots of vodka. mother russia approves
Kino- insists the way to chefdom is a dramalogy degree. strangely, you believe him. Alton Brown
Ruki- as the Gordon Ramsey to get when budget's tight, I see no man with greater claim to the name of Bobby Flay
Kou- Wolfgang Puck. he was born to put his face on mediocre soups and frozen foods
Yuma- orgasms at the mere mention of flavourtown. Guy Fieri
Azusa- knife pimp himself, Masaharu Morimoto
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