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ladykissingfish · 4 months

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I had this conversation last night with @amikotsu ; two separate scenarios so putting them both on this post 😂

*at the movies*

Deidara, sitting in between Sasori and Tobi: G-guys … I’m not so sure about this …

Sasori: Brat. You’ve been begging to see this movie for weeks.

Deidara: Yeah but, I didn’t realize … I mean after reading the reviews I didn’t know how scary it’s supposed to be …

Tobi: You’ll be okay, Senpai! Tobi and Sasori-san are right here, and we won’t let the scary things get ya! Okay?

Deidara, taking a deep breath: Okay …

*later, coming out of the theater*

Sasori: Well, I’ll hand it to you, Deidara … that WAS fairly frightening. But I’m proud of you for getting through it.

Deidara: *wraps himself around Sasori’s arm* Couldn’t have done it without that helping hand you gave me, Danna ~

Sasori: … huh?

Deidara: You know, hm … *lowers his voice* I wish you could be that romantically adventurous all the time, but I’ll admit that you doing it so quietly, in the dark, with everyone around us but nobody aware of what we were doing … that was the biggest turn-on of my life ~

Sasori:

Sasori: I didn’t touch you that entire time. My hands were folded in my lap.

Deidara: What?! Then who the hell —

Tobi, grinning and sweating bullets under his mask:

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*at the movies, waiting in line at the snack counter*

Kakuzu: My chest hurts …

Hidan: You say that every time we come here, you cheap old fuck. Nobody made ya come!

Kakuzu: Oh, right. Like three little brats were just going to walk into an R-rated movie without adult supervision!

Deidara: We ARE adults, hm!

Kakuzu: *snorts* Yeah, sure. Now … *studies the menu* What are we going to be getting? How about we just ask for some cups for water? Water is probably free …

Itachi: But Kakuzu-san, the best part of coming to the movies is getting popcorn and soda ..

Kakuzu: Are you mad? LOOK AT THOSE PRICES! Eight dollars for a small soda?! FIFTEEN DOLLARS FOR A SMALL POPCORN?! Shit, I’m in the wrong business … I should have opened a movie theater so that I could force people to sell a kidney to buy some overrated junk food!

Hidan: My Jashin, stop whining, old man. Look, me and blondie and red-eyes will pool our money and get something for us all the share. So stop your bitchin’, alright?!

*Kakuzu sighs as the others buy four drinks and one jumbo popcorn for them all to share*

Kakuzu, as they’re walking to fill up their drinks at the soda dispenser: I won’t even ask how much this was. Next time, I’m not letting you talk me out of bringing my big bag. We’ll sneak in the entire kitchen before I let you spend money like this again. We — Kakuzu: *suddenly slips on an ice cube on the floor and slides into the wall, banging his head* *Deidara and Itachi rush to him to help him up, and Hidan brings over a manager* Hidan, to manager: What the fuck is this shit?! You guys don’t clean up these areas or what?? My friend could have seriously hurt himself!! We should call our lawyer and —

Manager: N-no need for that, gentlemen! Surely you’ll allow us to compensate you in some way …

*several moments later, in the theater before the previews start*

Deidara, eating nachos: This is great, hm! We got so much free food!

Itachi, opening his third box of candy: Not to mention free movie tickets for the next few weeks!

Hidan: And it’s all thanks to the old bastard! Thanks, Kakuzu! Oi, ‘Kuzu?

Deidara: Looks like he’s taking a nap …

Itachi: Hidan, wake him up. I think I read somewhere that it’s not safe to go to sleep with a possible concussion …

Deidara: Oi, shouldn’t we take him to the hospital then?

Hidan, slapping Kakuzu awake: We’ll go after the movies. I’ve been waiting all month to see this; Kakuzu understands. Right, old bastard?!

Kakuzu:

#sasodei #tobidei #sasodeitobi #sasori x deidara #tobi x deidara #at the movies #tw suggestive #brotp #hidan x deidara x itachi #movie theater popcorn #shit at those prices my chest would hurt too 🙃#speak softly and carry a big BIG purse #kakuzu #hidan #itachi uchiha #tobi #sasori #deidara

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sethmmdakatsuki · 2 years

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#akatsuki naruto #deidara #sasori #tobi #sasodei #deisaso #sasodeitobi

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akatsukigakuen · 10 years

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eheheheh :D I like those , Akatsuki being epic <3 Karin wants Saucy,

Jiraya being cool etc etc :)

#sasodei #deitobi #sasodeitobi #sasukarin #peinkonan #sasori #deidara #itachi #kisame #jiraya #naruto #doujin #doujinshi #comic #ch8

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ladykissingfish · 7 months

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Sasori: Here. I got you two something. *hands Deidara and Tobi each a plastic spider-ring* Deidara: Oooh, this is cute! *puts his on* Tobi: ... are you asking both Tobi AND Senpai to marry you, Sasori-san? Sasori: What? No! They were a quarter each at this Halloween novelty stand I passed on my way home. I thought you'd both like them, that's -- Deidara: I get to be the First Wife, hm. That means I have seniority over all the other wives Sasori takes. Like I'm the one who gets to say who does what, and be the first one to have Danna's kids. Sasori: Seriously what -- Tobi: That's fine with Tobi. Wow, here I thought I'd always be alone, and I end up with a husband AND a sister-wife! Could today get any better?! Deidara: Hey; let's go see if Hidan and Itachi want to join us, hm! That way Sasori has a good variety of personalities, AND he'll get a lot of kids! Tobi: Good idea, Senpai! Let's go find them! *they both run off* Sasori: Sasori: I hate Halloween.

#halloween #halloween 2023 #sasodei #sasotobi #sasodeitobi #sasori gets a harem that lucky bitch #the akatsuki #❤️💛🍡#sasori #deidara #tobi #sister wives #sasodeitobihidaita #sasoita #sasohida

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sethmmdakatsuki · 2 years

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