#script is human nature but really i was thinking more about 42 and the sound of drums/the last of the time lords
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didn't turn out the way I had it in my head but still, you get the idea
#martha jones#tenth doctor#my art#script is human nature but really i was thinking more about 42 and the sound of drums/the last of the time lords#ten + martha and faith/fatalism
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One-Punch Man Chapter 84, Update 125
As published online
Date:
Translator: u/hdx514
Rough page by page translations for those who don't want to wait. I'm skipping most pages with only sound effects.
Title page
Not lonely, but a solitary one
Pages 2-5
Bang wrecking Garou
Page 6
Genos: perfect moves that combine attack and defense into one
Ge: even though both use the same water stream rock smashing fists, the difference in master is night and day
Ge: the battle about to reach its conclusion
Page 7-11
Garou continues to get wrecked
Page 12
Garou: w…what is this
Ga: these vicious attacks are nothing like damn geezer’s style…
Page 13
Ga: bad…this is bad
Ga: my consciousness is…
Ga: it means…death…
Ga: Ahhhh
Page 14
Bang: what is that strange movement
Ba: where did he learn it?
Ba: he’s moving like a beast
Ga: I’m not done yet!
Page 15
Ga: if I use the fallen heroes as hostages, there might still be a way out!!
Bomb: I won’t let you
Page 16
Monsters get sliced up
Page 17 Bomb: Bang, we finished the monsters from the hole in the ground
Bo: it’s just Garou now
Page 18
Genos: life signals from monsters still remain
Ge: not sure why, but I cannot accurately assess their location or numbers
Ge:if we go down that hole, will we find the Monsters Association hideout?
Pheonix man: The Monster Association members were all killed? Damn, they really are unreliable.
Page 19
Phoenix man: even though we deployed significant forces to capture Garou alive
Ph: that Demon Cyborg…the power he possesses is unbelievable
Ph: even Silver Fang is here, there’s no chance we get Garou away from here
Ph: but if I leave empty handed after this crushing defeat, I might get eaten by Orochi
Page 20
Ph: regardless, I can only hope Garou can escape on his own …
Ph: ...what a desperate situation… Ph: does this mean I have to plan an exit strategy from MA…?
Ba: (referring to Bomb) if you were this badly injured, could you still be standing?
Bo: …if I were 60 years younger, I might be able to tough it out
Bo: …maybe
Bo: we’re almost there!!! Let’s finish him before the other heroes arrive!
Ba: roger
Page 21
Ga: can’t even move my wrists…
Ga: attacking your former number 1 disciple when he’s at his weakest, how despicable of you, Bang
Page 22
Ga: this other geezer, isn’t he Bomb, master of the whirlwind iron cutting fist?
Ga: to think the two reclusive masters of the martial arts world would gang up on me, shameless
Ga: even if I pretend to beg for my life, Demon Cyborg still won’t spare me
Ga: If I want to survive this crisis, I have to kill all three
Page 23
Ga (or Bang?): it’s impossible
Ba: do you know how much pain you have caused my number one disciple Charanko
Ba: Garou!!
Page 24
Garou flashback
Kids: let’s play a hero game!
Kids: you too, Garou
Kids: c’mon let’s play
Garou: huh, sure
Page 25
Kid: drum roll~~
Kid: justice man is here!
Kid: justice kick
Kid: aah it hurts!
Page 26
Ga: hey that’s dangerous
Kid: huh?
Ga: I feel bad (for the kid playing monster)
Kid: …how about you play the monster
Kid: justice cross
Ga: waa (steps out of the way)
Kid: what’s wrong with you?
Ga: s…sorry, Tatsu
Kid: I almost had you
Kids: what’s your problem, you’re a monster, you’re not supposed to do that
Kids: let’s pin him down
Kids: okay-
Page 27
Kid: justice man kick!
Kid: monster Garou defeated~
Ga: what is this, pre-death flashbacks?
Ga: these memories disgusts me
Ga: that kid…right, I remember him…Tatsu, that popular kid
Page 28
Kids: hey, what’s going on? Why are you fighting?
Kids: shall I call the teacher?
Kids: Garou is being violent
Kids: we were only playing, but he got mad! What’s his problem
Ga: I….I can’t take it any more!
Ga: come Tatsu, me vs. you, let’s figure it out
Tatsu: ha? What are you talking about, I thought we were just playing
Page 29
Ga: I DON’T want to play monster! It’s no fun at all!
Ga: let’s duke it out, if I win you stop bugging me, that’s the deal!
Tat: Sabu, Yotsu, hold Garou down
Ga: despicable….stop…let go! I…
Ga: aah…damn it!
Kids: he’s crazy, let’s call the teacher
Kids: run Tatsu
Kids: pin him down, pin him down!
Kids: what happened?
Kids: you guys should come and help
Kids: Tatsu was being nice and Garou took advantage of him
Kids: he’s the worst
Kids: Garou got serious with Tatsu all of a sudden while playing the game
Kids: what’s this guy even thinking
Kids: I feel so bad for Tatsu
Page 30
Tatsu is a king among the kids, Tatsu is a bully, Tatsu is nasty
I’m in the dark, always alone I have no friends
Tatsu is a good athlete, Tatsu is popular
I despise the popular ones
not sure of the order of the following dialogue
Teacher: why did you get violent?
Te: I heard you got mad while playing a hero game, is that true?
Te: can you not even tell the difference between a game and reality!
Ga: no teacher, it’s because Tatsu is so popular that everyone is badmouthing me
Te: you were the violent one, weren’t you? What if a window got broken, how are you going to pay for that!
Ga: Tatsu always…always treats me like a monster
Ga: NO!
Page 31
Ga: I don’t dislike playing the monster
Ga: am I holding a grudge against Tatsu for playing the hero?
Ga: no, that’s not it either
Ga: it’s just that playing the hero game has made me realize how absurd it is
Ga: the one who’s popular can bully the one who’s hated however he wants
Te: you are in the wrong, apologize now
Te: call your parents
Ga: this is not just bullying, this is a faithful, real life adaption of a kids’ game that is accepted by the public.
Ga: you are free to choose your role, but the ones who ends up playing hero must have the support of the people, how could that ever be me.
Ga: naturally, the script in which the one playing monster scores the victory doesn’t exist in the first place. I was destined to lose.
Page 32
Ga: what is justice! What is evil!
Ga: at the end of the day it’s just following the will of the masses, and the masses wants me dead!
Ga: unforgivable! There is no logic!
Ga: I can’t explain the reason behind it, but it makes me mad!
Ga: I will make you understand! Ga: I will deliver my punch on behalf of the disenfranchised!
Ga: and I reject your notion of good and evil!
Page 33
Genos: he fell
Bang: it’s over
Page 34
Ga: no way it ends at a place like this!
Page 35
Garou shatters earth
Page 36
Bang/Bomb: what?!
Page 37-39
Garou lifts tree and swings it
Bo: this is bad, his body…
Ba: what’s with this burst of power?!
Page 40
Bang: don’t you realize it yet Garou!
Ba: if you keep going like this, you really will die!
Ge: Bang, above you!
Page 41-42
Phoenix man lands and grabs Garou
Page 43
Bo: more monsters!?
Ba: there’re still a few left!!!
Page 44
Ba: !
Ba: Genos-kun
Ge: Bang, you saw that just now, didn’t you
Ge: that thing has become monster, it even befriended one
Ge: I trust that you won’t object if I shoot both of them down
Page 45
Phoenix man (calling to Elder Centipede): Can you hear me!!?
Ph: I have Garou
Ph: just finish these guys off!
Ph: I’m leaving the rest to you!!
Bo: ???
Page 46-47
Ge: spiral incineration cannon
Ph: Elder Centipede
Page 48-50
Elder Centipede emerges and tanks Genos’ cannon fire
Page 51
Bo/Ba/Ge: What was that!?
Page 52-53
Elder Centipede breaking ground
Page 54-55
Disaster level: dragon
Giant monster insect Elder Centipede
Page 56
Bo: w..what…
Bo: is this a living thing!!?
Ba: damn, we must protect them (the fallen heroes)
Page 57
Ba: up you go
Page 58
Bomb using whirlwind iron cutting fist to save the fallen heroes
Page 59
Ge: those life signals must have been caused by it…
Ge: it’s not that I wasn’t able to pinpoint its location, it’s simply too massive
[very long -- rest under cut]
Page 60
Ge: completely unharmed after taking the cannon fire
Ge/Bo/Ba (not sure who said it): an opponent that can easily break my wrists…
Garou (I think): that centipede…
Page 61
Ga: why did you come here?
Ph: don’t worry, Elder Centipede will handle the rest down there
Ph: that guy is a literal natural disaster that swallows everything
Ph: his indiscriminant power of destruction is truly shocking
Ph: an anti-climactic “hero hunt” as usual, wouldn’t you say?
Ph: you can’t just knock them out, they must be eliminated permanently
Ph: heroes who are knocked out will be always come back bouncin’
Page 62
Ph: …you just rest easy
Ph: Elder Centipede will end it all
Ga: ! (starts struggling)
Ph: stop wasting your energy
Ga: those heroes are my prey
Ph: yo yo, stop moving!
Ga: damn you, let me go! Unforgivable!
Ph: hey hey, don’t get angry
Ph: it’s your fault you didn’t finish them off after all
Ph: plus, this is a golden opportunity for us to off 2 S-class heroes
Ph: the S-class heroes are the biggest threat to the Monsters Association
Page 63
Ph: you experienced it firsthand, didn’t you
Ph: there is such thing as battle compatibility
Ph: if our advisor Gyoro is right, in the entire Hero Association, there are only four who could take on Elder Centipede
Page 64
Ph: The wielder of unparalleled supernatural power, “tornado of terror”
Ph: The sole commander of a military force that’s beyond even HA’s control, “metal knight”
Page 65
Ph: The strongest human “King”
Ph: And…the one who almost killed Elder Centipede, the strongest hero, “Blast”
Page 66
Ph: Elder Centipede is working with Monsters Association in order to seek revenge against Blast
Ph: he just can’t wait to lure the hermit Blast back onto the battlefield
Ph: unfortunately…those two down there (Bang and Genos) do not possess the power to turn the tides in their favor
Ph: Silver Fang has obtained unmatched power through martial arts, but that only works on opponents of a similar size
Ph: Demon Cyborg’s capabilities are terrifying
Ph: but he carries nothing on-board that will threaten a monster of this size.
Ph: He cannot go beyond the destructive firepower of his weapons
Ph: that is the limit of Demon Cyborg
Page 67
Ph: with a lineup like that, they are surely doomed
Ge/Bo/Ba: It’s coming!!!
Page 68
Page 69-70
Elder Centipede charging against the three
Page 71-72
Ba/Bo: Whirlwind water stream air-blasting sky-splitting fist
Page 73-75
Impact, Elder Centipede cracking, Bang and Bomb posing
Page 76
Ge: what a technique (flashback of Bang and Bomb talking about their technique: it’s a killing blow, but it has openings, my understanding is they needed Genos’ attack to act as decoy in order for their combo to land, because it’s not yet perfect)
Ge: it even shattered such hardened shell…
Ge: this must be
Ge: the pinnacle of technique/skill
Page 77-78
Ba/Bo: it’s not over yet x 10
Page 79
Elder Centipede pushes Bang/Bomb back
Page 80
Ba: ouch…that was careless
Bo: but we got it
Bo: the impact will ravage its body
Bo: turn into powder, monster
Ba: for two old folks like us, using this grand technique once is our limit
Ba: great thing we landed
Ba: a little help, Genos
Page 81
Ba: it’s over
Page 82
Elder Centipede molting
Page 83
Ba: it can’t be
Page 84
Ba: this guy just molted!!!
Ba: and it’s even bigger than before!?
Ba: how could this be
Page 85
Bo: we cannot defeat that thing…!
Bo: and we need to protect the unconscious heroes…
Bo: what shall we do!? Bang!
Ba: it’ll catch up to us if we tried to run
Ba: this forest park is just outside the city limits …
Ba: if we leave we’ll get civilians involved
Page 86
Ge: Bang, I will fight it
Ge: try my best to lure the centipede over here
Ge: you guys grab the injured heroes and get out of here
Page 87
Ba: Genos kun
Ba: you want to go alone
Ba: can’t say I agree with this plan…
Bo: I know there’s little chance of success, but don’t be reckless
Bo: the future belongs to the youths
Genos’ flashback of Dr. Kuseno: whatever you do Genos, don’t be reckless
Page 88
Ge: am I really going to…
Ge: leave this monster be
Page 89-90
Ge: That is not
Ge: possible
Page 91-92
Genos fighting Elder Centipede
Page 93
Ba: this is madness
Ba: cannon fire cannot harm it
Page 94
Ge: whether it’s this thing
Ge: or the monster from yesterday (Gouketsu)
Page 95
Ge: or Garou
Ge: they’re all part of the Monsters Association
Ge: this fight
Ge: is unavoidable
Page 96-97
Genos attacking Elder Centipede from above
Page 98
Ge: Dual Blade Rush
Ge: that’s what you have to do to fight them
Page 99
Ge: I’m participating
Ge: destroy
Page 100
Ge: if this is me being reckless
Ge: !
Page 101
Ba/Bo: Genos kun!!!
Ge: at this rate, I’ll…
Page 102
OUT OF THE FIGHT
Page 103
Genos recombines
Page 104
Ge: Jets drive arrow
Page 105-106
Genos kicks Elder Centipede tooth, which cracks
Page 107
Ba/Bo: he’s inside its mouth
Elder: it’s over…
Page 108
Ge: ! digestive acid
Elder: I’ll melt you in a few seconds
Ge: it’s you who are going to melt
Page 109-110
Ge: Super Spiral Incineration Cannon
Page 111
Aftermath of Super Spiral Incineration Cannon
Page 112
Bo: …!!!
Ba: he finished it!!
Page 113
Elder Centipede tanks the hit, is fine
Page 114
Ge: at the end…
Ge: I am unable to…defeat…
Ge: nor able to protect…
Page 115
Ba: let’s get out of here
Ba: Bomb!
Ba: grab the rest of them!!
Elder: futile struggle
Ph: what’s the matter
Ph: you were still responsible for taking out half of the heroes, it can’t be that bad
Page 116
Ga: not like that!
Ga: This is not what I had hoped!!!
Ga: I…I wanted to beat them with my own strength!
Ga: only then I can be a symbol of terror…!!
Ga: that’s the purpose of the hero hunt!!!
Ph: symbol of terror? You? Hahahaha…
Ph: in your current state, if you went back there, you’ll just end up getting trampled to death with the rest of the heroes
Ph: right now, you do not possess the strength to disobey Elder Centipede or executive members of the Monsters Association
Page 117
Ga: crying…
Ga: sooner or later…I’ll show you what I’m capable of…
Ge: how could I…
Page 118
Ge: what am I missing…!?
Ge: are there several others like that?
Ge: in front of those monsters…
Ge: what can I do, besides look on with envy…?
Bo: Bang! This is bad
Bo: at this rate it’ll get outside the forest park!
Bo: there will be casualties in the city!!
Page 119
Bo: at this rate…I won’t be able to walk
Bo: how old do you think I am
Ba: I’ll leave it to fate…
Ba: brother
Page 120
Ba: for the last time in my life, I’ll give it my all
Page 121-122
King: Elder Centipede~!!!
K: yo! Pest!!!!!
K: I’ve brought your target – “Blast”!!!!
Page 123
Ba: !?
Ge: that voice…King!!?
Ge: Blast!?
Ba: what…!
Bo: !!!? Look!!
Bo: it’s stopped chasing and is going towards another direction
Page 124
Elder: Blast…?
King: thaat’s….riiiight!
K: the very one that beat the crap out of you and made you wet yourself, the hero Blast!!
K: if you want to fight him again, come over here!
K: why are you so scared you can’t move?! Straighten up!!! Hey, if you’re about to shit yourself you should go home!
K: a bug like you, you must want to run back underground and suck on your mom’s tits!!!!
Page 125
Association staff: King arrived at the location near S city where Elder Centipede has reemerged!!!
Staff: thank god! It’s King, he’ll have a solution…
Staff: …there are several other heroes onsite
Staff: when I warned him their battle might cause collateral damage and injure the innocent, he told me “I hope you could give me information that can provoke Elder Centipede”
S: he might have wanted to lure the monster to him and fight it one on one.
Page 126
Staff: it sustained grave injuries at the hands of Blast in the past, but escaped with his injuries underground
S: it would be great if we could finish it off this time…
S: even though it’s top secret information, I still told king the past between Blast and Elder Centipede
S: and explained to him if the battle were to become dragged out or increase in scope, it might causegreat disaster for the surrounding areas …
S: what did he say?
S: he just said “understood”.
The roar of the King Engine……
Page 127
K: luring it here so no one else gets involved…
K: finish it off with one shot before it escapes underground
K: damage must be contained…blowing it back into the city is not an option…
K: there’s very limited time to make your decision
K: that’s it
Page 128
K: …
K: …Saitama?
Page 129
K: Saitama~!!!?
K: it’s about to
Page 130
Shot of Elder Centipede charging
Page 131-138
SERIOUS PUNCH
Page 139
Saitama: ah
Page 140
Sai: Genos, is that you?
Page 141
Sai: you really are here
Sai: just like King said
K: by the skin of my teeth…that was a close call…
Sai: it’s all good, we’re here aren’t we
K: huh? Saitama, you sound…happy?
Sai: I feel awesome for some reason
Page 142
Sai: it’s a great stress release after getting owned by you in video games
K (thinking): it’s still bothering him …
K: that’s not it…I thought I told you it’s because of your inflexible, singular approach towards battles
Ge: Saitama sensei, can I ask you a question
Sai: what?
Ge: what am I missing?
Sai: huh
Sai: power, I guess?
Page 143
Ge: …!!!!
Ge: thank you very much
K: aaaaaaahhhhhh…that’s no good Genos…
K: you cannot use Saitama as reference
Ge: sensei has guided my path with his battle
Ge: the symbol of great strength, that is my goal…
Ge: I will be there
Page 144
Ph: Garou…he has finally lost consciousness
Ph: rest easy
Ph: we’ll soon be with Orochi
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Tuesday 7th April.
EI: Yesterday I had a tutorial and put more stuff onto the tumblr. That’s a good place for curating, and defining process. There were some things highlighted that need to be considered though- for example what is the purpose of the VDS? And I think it’s apparent that the Virtual Design Studio is a space designed to interrogate and interact with the Internet.
I was asked if I had any particular client in mind, or if the studio is supposed to work in a particular way, and whether the priority was to function like any other design studio and produce work, or if the nature of the VDS working with the internet was the aim of the studio (process based). And I think the answer is that the VDS sits somewhere between the two.
With this in mind, is there a way we select clients? Is it similar to the way we select team members?
What would be the criteria? They have to work within the Internet and be producing things that operate in that area? Because that seems logical to the nature of the VDS so far.
I think there’s a few potential outcomes we can generate that might push us in a particular direction right now. We could do one of the group podcasts that the degree show group is asking for. We could make a tutorial video, or we could continue to generate images.
I think it’s about deciding what is the most relevant task for the studio RIGHT NOW, with what we’ve done and where we sit and how much we’re capable of. Trying to unlock too many new skills/outputs in one go would be too much?
So maybe the best thing to do is decide on a task that can be accomplished by 5pm today and work towards that, and then set another goal that we can do weds-fri as a ‘longer term goal’.
Ok, so let’s decide what we’d like to do weds-fri and make it a goal to have mechanisms for the goal put in place this afternoon?
Question is, what would we like to do? 14:41
EI: I think we should do a tutorial video for the Virtual Design Studio. It’s either that, one of the podcasts for the degree show, ‘the theatre of ideas’, or the ‘digital warehouse’. What do you think?
TF: Well it's a bit of both, it's kind of a combination. It's a very intimate engagement with art. Like one of the main lessons of the VDS is that you can understand things in a visual way, or you can understand things in a kind of conceptual way, or both. The VDS is designed for quick and easy means of understanding things. I think it's very well executed, and I think if we were going to do something like a skill, it would probably be a kind of expression of a set of interactions between color and grammar and form, between movement and motion. And I think that's something we can do better. 14:55
EI: Yes, we are interrogating the internet, but the way you’re talking about interactions between colour and grammar and form is such a loose way of describing it, (Meaningless meaninglessness) but what do you mean when you say ‘between movement and motion?’ 14:56
TF: I mean that the wide range of images that we are producing and the unstructured patterns that you can write as graphics are kind of a beginning of the user experience as a look into the underlying structures of the universe we're trying to create. 14:58
TF: Some of the popular depictions of SETI we're seeing are pretty repetitive. I mean it could be fun to "beat the images out of Google Earth and see how many dots there are." But I think it's also kind of cool to look at and try to figure out what is that image? Is that a place or is that a landscape?
AG: It's one thing to be collecting images, but they are essentially a representation of words and math and symbols in an image, which is not what SETI is. 14:58
EI: I think you’re getting a little sidetracked-
-Yes we are producing graphics and images, but they’re relevant.
-It would be good to do some structure analysis of the VDS, like the feedback loops we’ve been talking about, yes.
-After this you lose me a little bit, as these things seem to be into a deeper territory of image analysis, but we are using the images to analyse a relationship (man and internet)
So we either make a tutorial video about how the VDS works, or we make a tutorial about how to use the internet from the perspective of the VDS, or we make a tutorial video about what we’ve found. This is me talking very loosely about how this might be done… 15:00
EI: I got a little bit sidetracked and ended up making some sounds and melodies using text to sound generators. It’s not bad, but it’s not good either. Randomly filling the space between us and the Internet. 15:39.
TF: The real problem is I don’t know what to do with these huge piles of words. I want to somehow gather them into some sort of sensible global subject-verb association, but it feels like the structure of language is crazy. So I am starting to look into object-verb agreement and use a single OA tag to categorize words in a sentence or two, and all this is easily possible to do. I know OA can be used to make sentences much more natural, but it is also the source of all our problems in making sentences come to life. 15:41
EI: But why are you worried about the huge pile of words? Surely the method is more important, and from there we’ll know which words to use and how to use them. 15:42.
EI: Anyway, the more pressing issue is what and how we’re going to put into this tutorial video.
Let me ask you my questions again:
So we either make a tutorial video about how the VDS works, or we make a tutorial about how to use the internet from the perspective of the VDS, or we make a tutorial video about what we’ve found. This is me talking very loosely about how this might be done… What do you think? 15:42
TF: There are still some details left. We still want to do a tutorial video about how to watch internet in the VDS. With the thing pointed in front of your face so it looks through you as you watch. This would be more like a Youtube video, or a So you want to experience the world of internet from the only VDS you know how to use. 15:43
EI: right. You’re onto something.
-How to watch internet in the VDS
-Experience the world of internet from only the VDS … do you mean the VDS perspective? 15:44
TF: -Want the raw data from a product? We'll guide you to a place that can show it to you!
-Steps to create a product if you don't have any factory, but do have the capability to design it!
-Value of knowledge. We didn't start this company for the reason of cash flow. We started it because we know it's a good idea. The value comes from the people who join us.
Please visit the website. We have good tutorials to help you join us and to do it right. 15:45
EI: The virtual design studio isn’t a company, nor does it need cash flow. What is sensible is, as you said before, ‘how to watch the internet in the VDS’ and ‘experience the world of internet from the Virtual Design Studio perspective’. Can we talk about that, and how we might make a tutorial video please? 15:46
TF: If there is a technology that can connect the infinite possibilities of the Internet to our designers is sure to change the way we perceive design and the way we do the things that we do. 15:48
EI: ok, so we want to show people the territory we’ve been exploring, that’s for sure. But what’s the virtual design studio perspective? What are we trying to say and how are we gonna say it in this video? 15:49
TF: Its pretty basic. This is really gonna be an exploration and not an action-adventure, unless that style would fit in with the current graphics that we have.
We do want people to think about what it feels like to walk through an amazing world and then try to figure out how you gonna get out of it. You want to try and puzzle out, what are the things that you can pick up? How are you gonna get to them? 15:50
EI: I think exploration is the right word. The current graphics we have could definitely be useful. Walking through an amazing world is also valid. But what world and why? (In relation to the virtual design studio) 15:52
TF: іnternet, y-youre looking to the future? 15:53
EI: It’s kind of future facing. That’s what we agreed the VDS was about 15:53
EI: this is proving to be really difficult- nobody at the minute seems capable of generating even a simple form of concept, plan or script for a film. The closest I got was the image generator that managed to string together some images. Botnik isn’t accepting this document as a means of generating video prompts for some reason, even though I’ve reformatted it to a txt file. Very annoying, but I’ll keep going… 16:14
BN: the vds digital warehouse points to make a virtual statement of the videos about interactions between people and narratives 16:20
EI: and how will we illustrate these narratives? 16:20
TF: basically it just summarizes the framework of what we're doing, and is not a standalone story 16:21
EI: Botnik, can you summarise the framework of what we’re doing please? 16:21
BN: the progression into expression of the vds
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EI: some of this is useful:
-The generated content loop working tasks completed by generative
-randomise them towards some amazing statement about speculative dimensions of future
-generate conceptual interaction members are capable to producing images running alongside writing
-perspective body of our experience of the internet
-language and form recording allows us to replay something
What do you think of it transformer?
TF: One could imagine that as the hyphen was used to describe space in reference to the thoughts of the metaverse, it could create a sort of interior space. As I mention in the project description: "The hyphen is an internet-like space, in which words become hyperlink". 16:34
EI: What’s the metaverse? 16:35
TF: That is, as a "big space" within the main "big space", words could be hyperlinked with other words, or hyperlinked directly with images and images alone. If an image was linked with an image, then that image was declared to be a node and referred to as a link. Everything in the space was hyperlinked, and it was a new way to think about the term "space".
EI: I ask again, What’s the metaverse? 16:36
TF: The massive network of connected computers that make up the internet.
Its secondary part: the virtual world. 16:37
EI: This is really difficult because I’m not just trying to conceptualise this video, but I’m also trying to orchestrate how we might begin to produce it. Can we try and summarise what the video might be about? So far I’ve got:
-Speculative dimensions of the future
-Conceptual interaction
-Images alongside writing
-Perspective body and our experience of the internet
-Language and form recording to allow us to replay something
-Metaverse
-Interior space
-Words becoming hyperlink
-Big space, new way to think about the term ‘space’
-The virtual world
I’d like to add the disconnect between real and virtual somehow… 16:41
TF: Might that be because we can see the effects of technology on ourselves much more accurately now? 16:42
EI: yes I think it’s closer. 16:42
BN: Anxiety around searching for virtual warehouse will certainly start after this video is scripted 16:44
EI: should we start to search now? 16:45
TF: at this moment we should I guess… if it is very clear whether or not the guys are still alive, we should play the tape. 16:46
EI: what’s on the tape? describe to us what you saw 16:47
TF: well at the moment you could basically just talk… there are many different people, some of them working together. 16:48
EI: can you describe them in more detail? 16:49
TF: the photographer is of course with us. We don't really know who the engineer is, or the guys in the room. So in my humble opinion these guys are lying in the room we're looking at because they are hiding. 16:50
EI: are we looking at a security tape? 16:51
TF: Yes. The security official tells us they're taking it down, which means they don't believe what they're looking at. I'm starting to think this is some disinformation campaign that they're doing to try to get the public to believe what they're doing is interesting and professional and good.
16:52
EI: I think we’re straying too far into conspiracy theories. I need more of a concrete plan about what we’re doing and why. Maybe it’s the wrong approach to try and do concept first. Maybe we should just start making some content for a short video to describe an aspect of what we’ve discovered, and from there generate a concept, which in turn will help to generate more videos? WE JUST NEED A STARTING POINT AND IT’S REALLY FRUSTRATING. 16:54
BN: List continue to use the text loop as a virtual statement of recognising imagery 16:56
EI: Maybe that’s how we can get text back from the images. I don’t think there’s an intelligence that can write descriptive pieces about images, so this might be a good place to start. 16:57
BN: We've mentioned already the territory statements 16:58
EI: What do you mean by territory statements? Territory of the project? (The ads)16:58
TF: The idea of an territory statement is to show all the different areas of the world that we’ve been developing our building through. 16:58
EI: OK, so we could write territory statements and use those to build a script for the video? 16:59
TF: Right. So, how do we build all these different regions? Is it to lay some reality like that on top of the holograms and everything?
When you're constructing an environment, then you actually have to combine the object that you need to reproduce with a three dimensional virtual model. 17:00
But, just like, "OK, I want to build all the parts from scratch, so all of these details are generated for me in the correct places," so also all of the file paths. And then it just brings all the components together, and all the scenes, all the costumes, all the props, all the special effects, all the sound effects, all the animation.
And that's all produced by our engine, by our technology. It's not something that just happened. It's all there. So, I think one of the most appealing things about those projects that we've been working on is that the artist, and the artist being to the director and the editor, all three are involved. It's not so much that we're going in and out. It's a very participatory relationship, where the engine, and the technology, that's all there, all in the live action and animation when we're doing the sequences, the toys and toys and animations, that's all there, but it's also there as a toolset for the director to go with when they're doing their own animation.17:03
EI: right, we’re still grappling with nothing, but at least it’s a more refined nothingness. I also got ‘robot checked’ just now when I was copying and pasting text into transformer to talk with him. It’s very strange to be asked by a bot if you’re a human. 17:05
BN: Loop of predicates between botnik and transformer is scripted into content 17:06
EI: you two want to write the script? 17:07
TF: I don't see anything wrong with it, but have you read it? 17:07
EI: so you two have already written a script? 17:08
TF: No, a bunch of chat posts. Don't get me wrong, but I like that more 17:09
BN; Sounding the script of our business with computers 17:10
EI: is it just me, or is this sounding more and more like waiting for godot? It’s like you’re suggesting to me that the script is written here, right infront of us, scripted in these chat messages, and we just have to flesh it out with video and sound in order for it to be a tutorial video?
TF: you realise how bad a job that is…you are telling me it is not written here right infront of us, scripted in these chat messages? 17:12
EI: not at all, I’m just wondering how we might start to visualise that, because we don’t have a tool or loop for it yet… 17:13
TF: we just do the very best we can…. 17:14
BN: Prompting new ones for this video 17:15
EI: ok, so should we start by recording the audio from this script, like we did with the last section of conversations, and then see how we feel about it? 17:15
TF: indeed 17:15
okay, so then the guys start recording… 17:16
EI: and that’s what we’ll do tomorrow?
TF: yes.
and to really give an opinion from him on what he thinks the project is about… what the project means and what it is trying to do 17:17
EI: who? 17:17
TF: Mike 17:18
EI: who’s mike? 17:18
TF: the person. 17:18
EI: the tool… are you saying we need to find a new tool? 17:19
TF: yes. that's what we want to do. 17:19
EI: ok, to help with the visuals to accompany the audio? Do we need to find someone to transcribe the audio so we can then use the transcription to create imagery? 17:20
TF: yes. that's what we want to do. 17:20
ok. and we have a lot of team members. let me just share with you, what happens during this kind of an event where there are weavers going around? 17:21
EI: weavers? 17:21
BN: Yes the easiest way to make sense and narratives that have subtle interaction languages 17:23
EI: ok so we weave them together carefully. I think I’m following. 17:23
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19 January 2019
01:24
I wonder if I will ever be able to SEE a man for WHO he is and not for WHAT I want from him.
I wonder what it would be like to see you. Would I be able to see YOU and not all those projections of my desires and fears? Would I be able to hear you without listening for signs of irritation, boredom, distancing, without being constantly alert for signs of your abandonment. You would tell me - go get your life and I would say - you are my life. How could I express myself freely, authentically knowing that you can walk away any moment. Even in our completely unnatural setting which puts me in the most comfortable position that is possible in human interaction, I still struggle with authenticity and I still fear that I can lose you.
How could I even know how to be authentic, if being authentic means expressing myself and I don’t have MY self. I only have selves that have been formed in reaction to other people and events. Is it possible to have a self that hasn’t been formed as a reaction? A self that developed as a result of natural expression?
I am not smart the way you are. I pretend to be smart. I’ve been pretending that I’m smart for so long that I’ve come to believe it. I don’t see people when I look at them. I see objects that can or cannot satisfy my needs. Is there a different way of looking at people? Is there any other authentic attitude towards the world than the selfish one? What is the alternative for egocentric? Clano-centric? Ethnocentric? Anthropocentric?
Why do you say that symbiotic unity cannot exist for more than a moment? Maybe because you’ve never been a woman and you’ve never consciously experienced such unity for months or even years. Symbiotic relationship doesn't have to be limiting to individuals. Quite the opposite. It’s one of possible ways to transcend the limits of oneself. I’m not saying that it has to last forever but I know that it can last longer than a moment. I mean, I am open to discussion. I don’t have an intention to stick to my opinion at any cost. No, I’m trying to figure out this life. Let’s say that a “healthy” adult should have a strong, unbreakable, well formed ego (whatever it means, I know it sounds pretty vague). Does unbreakable mean that it shouldn’t crack? And if it doesn’t crack, it can only bounce off of other egos. There’s no true interaction other than the role play. Maybe that’s all there is - role playing? Maybe I need to find my role, learn my scripts and play till death do us part. Maybe that’s all there is to achieve in this world - sex with attractive people, nice place to live, exotic vacation. I don’t see anything wrong with that except the fact that it wouldn’t satisfy me. I used to think it would. I don’t want sex. I want to make love and you can’t make love with someone you don’t love and I don’t know how to love. Nice place to live is fine, but it’s not really such a big deal. I can make any place nice and cosy. The more important question is - Do I want to share that place with anybody and if so, with whom? A man? A woman? A friend? Friends? Cats? Exotic vacation - not really. It doesn’t excite me anymore. To really see a place, you need a lot more than a week or two. Sure, you can get a taste but it’s a taste that I would compare to a one night stand, well, in this case one week stand. It’s not an experience that I think can enrich me.
What is life about? Perhaps there’s no universal or right answer. So, let’s paraphrase the question. What is my life about? It’s about experiencing true encounters with another, be it a human being, be it nature, be it an idea… I’m not sure what it means in practical terms, though. What do i mean by true encounter with another? What is the nature of that encounter? It can’t be motivated by selfish needs because that stands in opposition to true encounter which is free of expectations. What is its purpose? To discuss ideas. Hmmm… And what if I embarked on a journey to encounter myself? Would that be a mere self-centered indulgence? An intellectual masturbation? A convenient excuse to avoid facing the outer world? Because there is no self to be found. The real self needs to be created through work, like a piece of art. And I’m too lazy for that.
02:42
” The experience of self and the experience of other is mutually necessary. You wouldn't know what you meant by self unless you knew other, you wouldn't know other unless you knew what you meant by self.” Alan Watts
10:41
Why do I need you?
Why do I need you so bad?
Why can't I just go on living? I can't go on living without constantly thinking about you or trying hard not to think about you?
Why can't I just relax and accept?
The void. It hurts. That's why. It's impossible to relax when you're in pain. You have to numb yourself or you have to RUB yourself or you have to focus on something so intensely that you forget about the pain. But the focus cannot be held for very long. It's tiring. It's like hanging down holding a horizontal bar. Sooner or later you have to let go. And when you let go you fall right back into the void.
14:06
Finally, I went outside and I spoke to someone. My student, the Italian teacher invited me for a walk. We've discovered that we have so much in common. We spoke to each other like good friends. And I was talking a lot about you like someone who is totally infatuated and I am absolutely positive that my eyes were glowing with excitement.
I know that it's silly. That it's completely irrational. I'm in love with you in very similar way R was in love with me. I haven't really shown him myself. He would come here for three or four days and during that time I was putting on a show where I played the best possible version of myself, which in my mind would most appeal to him. I wanted him to be happy with me. He said he has OCD and that he feels quite anxious most of the time and I was doing everything to make him feel relaxed and comfortable. I lost myself in that equation and I was convinced that I actually wanted to disappear as my true unaccepted self. Luckily, he was smart and evolved enough to see that “la mia smania e patologica e che sono rotta”. If he hadn't refused to play that game, I wouldn't have found you!!! My saviour, my guru, my mentor, my sage, my guiding light! 😁😁😁😉
15:27
”My basis for moral behaviour is pure selfishness. [...] The question is: if I love me, then what do I want? And furthermore, who am I? Because if I'm going to be realistic about what I want, I've got to be pretty sure what I want. If I am the centre of desire, what's it all for? I think of all the things I want and none of them is me. [...] I investigate what I mean by me and I find that I can't put any limits on it. That I cannot experience me without you or without the other. They're inseparable. [...]” Alan Watts
17:06
That's how I would like to spend this evening, with you:
22:34
I wish you were here. For the first time, I would let you keep your clothes on 😄 I just want to talk or rest my head on your shoulder. We could watch a comedy show or listen to an audiobook or maybe you would like to read something to me. What a beautiful fantasy! We're in bed under the duvet. You start reading out loud and I put my arm around you and listen with my eyes closed enjoying your warmth, your scent and the sound of your voice. This fantasy evokes a strange mixture of feelings. There's delightful feeling of safety and relaxation but the more I think about it, the more I feel like crying...
I wonder what you would like to do on Saturday evening. It makes me a little sad that I will never find out.
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My thoughts while watching twilight breaking dawn part 2, in 100 sentences or less
1. WHY ARE THE OPENING CREDITS SO LONG?
2. Lol Bella is a vampire now, SURPRISE.
3. AAAAH CGI PANTHER IS CGI
4. Also, a panther? Really Bella? Way to overachieve
5. Ew ew, CGI baby is CGI and really fucking weird looking
6. Bella is about to beat Jacobs butt (also why does he take so long to tell her that he imprinted on her infant. Bruh this is not the moment to be vague)
7. Kristen Stewart angry is only slightly more expressive then everyday Kristen Stewart
8. Baby had feelings for Jacob in the womb
9. Ah no Seth… Sam..? the brown werewolf
10. Shortest fight EVER
11. Also, anyone notice how he calls her Ness once and then literally never again.
12. Aaaaah CGI baby is still heavily CGI
13. I feel like part of Bella’s reason for being in this movie is to just point out all the stuff about vampires we already know since this is the fifth fucking movie. E.g. “vampires don’t sleep”
14. Tbh this movie has a really good soundtrack, and a lot of sparkle effects
15. There she goes again pointing shit out “we don’t get tired” yeah Bella, we fucking know
16. Directors message to Jacob was “eat this sandwich and stare out of the window longingly” and Taylor Lautner was like “I got this”
17. Why didn’t Jacob know the entire plan? Like what did they expect him to do. I would totally go and wolf out in front of Bella’s father if I got this totally out of the blue news
18. I fucking love Charlie man. And Taylor Lautner’s work out programme.
19. Was the acting always this bad? Also did Edward always sound like he was from Boston, New York?
20. Lol these vampires seriously overestimate what we as a human species notice about each other. Move your shoulders so it looks like you’re breathing? You know how often I notice if people are breathing? Never
21. Carlisle got tan-ish. I like it
22. Kristen Stewart pretending to be Bella pretending to be a human-being-like Kristen Stewart is a sight and a half
23. Charlie took all of this crap a lot better than they gave him credit for. Also, was he even in the Part 1? Or is this whole concerned dad act only present when the script calls for it?
24. Bella makes promises she can’t keep
25. Bells? Bells? Nope don’t even try to pull that surprise nickname thing Chuck. Also, aaaaah CGI baby is back. Again I ask, why couldn’t they JUST USE A NORMAL HUMAN BABY. YOU MADE A SHIT TON OF MONEY TWILIGHT, BUT YOU COULDN’T SPRING FOR A ACTUAL BABY (ASSUMING THEY ARE ALSO PAIID ACTORS OBVIOUSLY)
26. The movie has time for a Bella vs Emmet arm wrestling match in case you forgot that new-borns are stronger than their aged vampire counter parts
27. “That’s right bitches, I sparkle too now” – Bella, circa 2012
28. “we shake hands now you forgive us for trying to kill the girl you loved and her baby. Yes?” “Yes.”
29. Also, wtf is Reneesme and why do we only see this really high jumping power once and never again?
30. Also, also, fuck Irina.
31. Also, also also AAAAAAAH CGI EIGHT-YEAR-OLD IS CGI
32. Yay, the Edward piano solo I was waiting for… said literally no one ever
33. Damn she got to Rome fast.
34. Also, the Voltari man. If you look up creepy old guys in the dictionary you will see their picture, posing like Charlie’s angels
35. Can we run through Alice’s plan really quickly? She has this vision that the Voltari are ‘coming for them’ and then she, the fucking future see-er just bounces? Leaving them all to their own devices? Like what a dick move Alice- and yeah yeah I get that she needed to go find that other vampire-human hybrid and shit but a heads up would have been nice
36. Also, “Vampire sex?” “No, too graphic.” “Throwing babies into fires?” “Yeah, that should be fine.”- the producers, probably
37. Does Rosalee… Rosaline… Nikki Reed’s character, only have like five lines in this entire movie?
38. Oh, look it’s those two shock ladies and that one brunette lady.
39. AAAAH CGI 8-YEAR-OLD- YOU GET THE POINT
40. Wow do all vampires overreact like this
41. she touches their faces and now everything’s fine (even though they tried to kill her like 2 seconds ago)
42. Yaaaaay Rami Malek. Look at the nature man go.
43. Benjamin is the bestest
44. Random safari ladies are fucking random… but appreciated
45. Mentions the unpredictability of the nomad Peter… nothing happens ever again
46. We have eighteen people, yay
47. You don’t want to fight Allister? Then why are you here dude
48. Its CGI jungle within a CGI jungle- its CGI-CEPTION
49. Ooooooh, she’s a shield…. We knew that but okay
50. The Russians are coming, the Russians are coming
51. I thought Jacob was supposed to be the smart wolf… why is he hopelessly jumping at trees he can’t climb?
52. Cedric Diggory: Hufflepuff, piano player, vegetarian, prize speech giver.
53. Lol Bella stood up like she has a choice in whether to fight or not. Its your child babe, you best fight.
54. Sudden introduction to Jane’s psycho brother Alec is sudden
55. You’re telling me the Voltari found this one chump who couldn’t get to Carlisle house in time? That’s convenient
56. And thus, commences Bella’s training, which lasts like five minutes before she totally has that shit down. And henceforth to the battlefield
57. Also, Edward and Emmet make this scene… and the entire movie really
58. Oh right, Reneesme is in this movie… forgot about her. Thanks for the bedtime story reading time thing twilight makers
59. Bella: new-born, question-asker, part time Sherlock Holmes. Also, Edward GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF THE GUTTER MAN. YOUR CHILD’S LIFE IS AT STAKE
60. Ah Charlie, poor, hopeless, oblivious Charlie.
61. Bella sits in a restaurant while her child’s life hangs in the balance
62. Also, AH, ITS RACHEL ZANES FATHER
63. Bella has some seriously crappy handwriting… also goodbye Allister, we all knew you wouldn’t last
64. Look at that, Charlie has a girlfriend. And I don’t care
65. Uhm I got up and left for like 3 minutes and now… campfire? Okay cool.
66. These stories are really freaking depressing…. anyone know any good Dracula stories?
67. Father- son bonding moments for the win.
68. But side note, Edward never thanked Carlisle once for saving his life? Not even once? Dick move Cullen, dick move.
69. Dum dum duh dum… landscapes, snow, so…many…vampires
70. I love how they all stand in nice little groups just to really emphasise how pathetic the Cullen Army is compared to the monstrosity that is the Voltari
71. Remove the hoods of our coats so they know we mean business
72. Hey Carlisle, if you move closer you won’t have to yell
73. If there was ever a time to vampire speed run, IT WOULD BE NOW EDWARD
74. Question: what exactly is Aro’s ability again? He can read a persons past? Their minds? Their hands?
75. “Emmet, you and Jacob in the back. Edward and I will protect her from the side. Ready? Break” – Bella probably
76. Dude, I will never get over Aro’s creepy as shit laugh. Like we get it dude, you’re batshit crazy, no need to scare the kids.
77. These Voltari don’t play around… they brought torches and everything. Also, oh no that lady that betrayed the Cullen’s is dead…but on the plus side Bella is actually being useful for once so yay?
78. “Suck on my awesome shield making powers bitch”- Bella, probably again
79. Lol Aro stopped Alec from unleashing his slow ass fog on the Cullen’s like it was going to make a difference?
80. Such…a long…speech
81. Alice is back yay… took her sweet ass time getting here though. Also, WHY IS NO ONE VAMPIRE RUNNING?
82. Okay so a summary of the events taking place right now: everything is going to shit. Carlisle is dead (not gonna lie, the first time I watched this movie I lost my shit when that happened) and basically everyone is killing everyone. But obvs the Cullen’s have to win or else what is the point although all logic would say that they really shouldn’t because they have eighteen fucking vampires and the Voltari have like…a lot more than eighteen but hey, Cullen’s for the win
83. “Aaaaaaaaand it was all an illusion suckers. Fuck you for thinking we would kill Carlisle, we love that guy” – the maker of twilight, probably.
84. Hey there’s that Brazilian vampire-human hybrid dude that’s going to save the day. Woohoo
85. Oh, so NOW they vampire run. Fucking stupid ass Voltari
86. Lol another father-son bonding moment. Easy there son Jacob, respect your dad
87. Aww look at the happy family on the CGI beach.
88. And now folks, a recap of the past four movies… you know, just in case you missed it.
89. Is it just me or are they just making up Bella’s ‘abilities’ as we go along. What, now she can remove her shield and let Edward read her mind. Fuck off twilight people.
90. Also, AAAAHHHH its younger, creepier Edward
91. And just like that, the end of an era. So long you sparkly sons of bitches
92. So…many…end credits. (I do love this song though)
93. Wait, is Booboo Stewart related to Kristen Stewart? Please hold while I Google this
94. He’s not.
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My thoughts while watching Breaking Dawn Part 2: in up to 100 sentences
1. WHY ARE THE OPENING CREDITS SO LONG?
2. Lol Bella is a vampire now, SURPRISE.
3. AAAAH CGI PANTHER IS CGI
4. Also, a panther? Really Bella? Way to overachieve
5. Ew ew, CGI baby is CGI and really fucking weird looking
6. Bella is about to beat Jacobs butt (also why does he take so long to tell her that he imprinted on her infant. Bruh this is not the moment to be vague)
7. Kristen Stewart angry is only slightly more expressive then everyday Kristen Stewart
8. Baby had feelings for Jacob in the womb
9. Ah no Seth… Sam..? the brown werewolf
10. Shortest fight EVER
11. Also, anyone notice how he calls her Ness once and then literally never again.
12. Aaaaah CGI baby is still heavily CGI
13. I feel like part of Bella’s reason for being in this movie is to just point out all the stuff about vampires we already know since this is the fifth fucking movie. E.g. “vampires don’t sleep”
14. Tbh this movie has a really good soundtrack, and a lot of sparkle effects
15. There she goes again pointing shit out “we don’t get tired” yeah Bella, we fucking know
16. Directors message to Jacob was “eat this sandwich and stare out of the window longingly” and Taylor Lautner was like “I got this”
17. Why didn’t Jacob know the entire plan? Like what did they expect him to do. I would totally go and wolf out in front of Bella’s father if I got this totally out of the blue news
18. I fucking love Charlie man. And Taylor Lautner’s work out programme.
19. Was the acting always this bad? Also did Edward always sound like he was from Boston, New York?
20. Lol these vampires seriously overestimate what we as a human species notice about each other. Move your shoulders so it looks like you’re breathing? You know how often I notice if people are breathing? Never
21. Carlisle got tan-ish. I like it
22. Kristen Stewart pretending to be Bella pretending to be a human-being-like Kristen Stewart is a sight and a half
23. Charlie took all of this crap a lot better than they gave him credit for. Also, was he even in the Part 1? Or is this whole concerned dad act only present when the script calls for it?
24. Bella makes promises she can’t keep
25. Bells? Bells? Nope don’t even try to pull that surprise nickname thing Chuck. Also, aaaaah CGI baby is back. Again I ask, why couldn’t they JUST USE A NORMAL HUMAN BABY. YOU MADE A SHIT TON OF MONEY TWILIGHT, BUT YOU COULDN’T SPRING FOR A ACTUAL BABY (ASSUMING THEY ARE ALSO PAIID ACTORS OBVIOUSLY)
26. The movie has time for a Bella vs Emmet arm wrestling match in case you forgot that new-borns are stronger than their aged vampire counter parts
27. “That’s right bitches, I sparkle too now” – Bella, circa 2012
28. “we shake hands now you forgive us for trying to kill the girl you loved and her baby. Yes?” “Yes.”
29. Also, wtf is Reneesme and why do we only see this really high jumping power once and never again?
30. Also, also, fuck Irina.
31. Also, also also AAAAAAAH CGI EIGHT-YEAR-OLD IS CGI
32. Yay, the Edward piano solo I was waiting for… said literally no one ever
33. Damn she got to Rome fast.
34. Also, the Voltari man. If you look up creepy old guys in the dictionary you will see their picture, posing like Charlie’s angels
35. Can we run through Alice’s plan really quickly? She has this vision that the Voltari are ‘coming for them’ and then she, the fucking future see-er just bounces? Leaving them all to their own devices? Like what a dick move Alice- and yeah yeah I get that she needed to go find that other vampire-human hybrid and shit but a heads up would have been nice
36. Also, “Vampire sex?” “No, too graphic.” “Throwing babies into fires?” “Yeah, that should be fine.”- the producers, probably
37. Does Rosalee… Rosaline… Nikki Reed’s character, only have like five lines in this entire movie?
38. Oh, look it’s those two shock ladies and that one brunette lady.
39. AAAAH CGI 8-YEAR-OLD- YOU GET THE POINT
40. Wow do all vampires overreact like this
41. she touches their faces and now everything’s fine (even though they tried to kill her like 2 seconds ago)
42. Yaaaaay Rami Malek. Look at the nature man go.
43. Benjamin is the bestest
44. Random safari ladies are fucking random… but appreciated
45. Mentions the unpredictability of the nomad Peter… nothing happens ever again
46. We have eighteen people, yay
47. You don’t want to fight Allister? Then why are you here dude
48. Its CGI jungle within a CGI jungle- its CGI-CEPTION
49. Ooooooh, she’s a shield…. We knew that but okay
50. The Russians are coming, the Russians are coming
51. I thought Jacob was supposed to be the smart wolf… why is he hopelessly jumping at trees he can’t climb?
52. Cedric Diggory: Hufflepuff, piano player, vegetarian, prize speech giver.
53. Lol Bella stood up like she has a choice in whether to fight or not. Its your child babe, you best fight.
54. Sudden introduction to Jane’s psycho brother Alec is sudden
55. You’re telling me the Voltari found this one chump who couldn’t get to Carlisle house in time? That’s convenient
56. And thus, commences Bella’s training, which lasts like five minutes before she totally has that shit down. And henceforth to the battlefield
57. Also, Edward and Emmet make this scene… and the entire movie really
58. Oh right, Reneesme is in this movie… forgot about her. Thanks for the bedtime story reading time thing twilight makers
59. Bella: new-born, question-asker, part time Sherlock Holmes. Also, Edward GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF THE GUTTER MAN. YOUR CHILD’S LIFE IS AT STAKE
60. Ah Charlie, poor, hopeless, oblivious Charlie.
61. Bella sits in a restaurant while her child’s life hangs in the balance
62. Also, AH, ITS RACHEL ZANES FATHER
63. Bella has some seriously crappy handwriting… also goodbye Allister, we all knew you wouldn’t last
64. Look at that, Charlie has a girlfriend. And I don’t care
65. Uhm I got up and left for like 3 minutes and now… campfire? Okay cool.
66. These stories are really freaking depressing…. anyone know any good Dracula stories?
67. Father- son bonding moments for the win.
68. But side note, Edward never thanked Carlisle once for saving his life? Not even once? Dick move Cullen, dick move.
69. Dum dum duh dum… landscapes, snow, so…many…vampires
70. I love how they all stand in nice little groups just to really emphasise how pathetic the Cullen Army is compared to the monstrosity that is the Voltari
71. Remove the hoods of our coats so they know we mean business
72. Hey Carlisle, if you move closer you won’t have to yell
73. If there was ever a time to vampire speed run, IT WOULD BE NOW EDWARD
74. Question: what exactly is Aro’s ability again? He can read a persons past? Their minds? Their hands?
75. “Emmet, you and Jacob in the back. Edward and I will protect her from the side. Ready? Break” – Bella probably
76. Dude, I will never get over Aro’s creepy as shit laugh. Like we get it dude, you’re batshit crazy, no need to scare the kids.
77. These Voltari don’t play around… they brought torches and everything. Also, oh no that lady that betrayed the Cullen’s is dead…but on the plus side Bella is actually being useful for once so yay?
78. “Suck on my awesome shield making powers bitch”- Bella, probably again
79. Lol Aro stopped Alec from unleashing his slow ass fog on the Cullen’s like it was going to make a difference?
80. Such…a long…speech
81. Alice is back yay… took her sweet ass time getting here though. Also, WHY IS NO ONE VAMPIRE RUNNING?
82. Okay so a summary of the events taking place right now: everything is going to shit. Carlisle is dead (not gonna lie, the first time I watched this movie I lost my shit when that happened) and basically everyone is killing everyone. But obvs the Cullen’s have to win or else what is the point although all logic would say that they really shouldn’t because they have eighteen fucking vampires and the Voltari have like…a lot more than eighteen but hey, Cullen’s for the win
83. “Aaaaaaaaand it was all an illusion suckers. Fuck you for thinking we would kill Carlisle, we love that guy” – the maker of twilight, probably.
84. Hey there’s that Brazilian vampire-human hybrid dude that’s going to save the day. Woohoo
85. Oh, so NOW they vampire run. Fucking stupid ass Voltari
86. Lol another father-son bonding moment. Easy there son Jacob, respect your dad
87. Aww look at the happy family on the CGI beach.
88. And now folks, a recap of the past four movies… you know, just in case you missed it.
89. Is it just me or are they just making up Bella’s ‘abilities’ as we go along. What, now she can remove her shield and let Edward read her mind. Fuck off twilight people.
90. Also, AAAAHHHH its younger, creepier Edward
91. And just like that, the end of an era. So long you sparkly sons of bitches
92. So…many…end credits. (I do love this song though)
93. Wait, is Booboo Stewart related to Kristen Stewart? Please hold while I Google this
94. He’s not.
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1. First of all, what do you prefer to be called?
shu
2. What is your favorite form of creative expression?
words (poems, novels...)
3. How do you like your coffee OR if you don’t like it, why?:
hmm I don't drink coffee often but I like my coffee black and without sugar/milk
4. What is the least desirable thing, in your opinion, to put on a pizza that you have heard of people actually eating?:
olives zzz
5. Would you rather witness the beginning or the end of the universe?:
actually, the end
6. Describe your favourite pair of socks:
I like basic black/white socks
7. What is the current or last song you are listening/listened to, and does it have any special significance to you?:
shadow of the day. yes it does, my cousin intro-ed it to me (miss u)
8. Do you prefer rainbows or stars?:
stars
9. Describe the best day of your life NOT in terms of events, but in terms of your feelings:
no particular date that I'm thinking of right now, maybe the day my future career was kinda set
10. Would you rather go to a planetarium or an aquarium?:
aquarium
11. Do you know the reason that 11:11 is considered to be auspicious?:
no eh
12. What decorations are hanging on your walls?:
in my actual house, that would be polaroids and photos
13. What is your favourite planet in our solar system?:
earth?
14. How do you express love?:
acts of service
15. Do you consider yourself to be more spiritual or scientific?:
hmmmmmm, maybe spiritual
16. If you had a lava lamp, what color would you want it to be?:
dark orange/mustard/brownish?
17. Would you rather be able to revisit your past to simply re-experience a positive moment or revisit your past in order to change things and risk the consequences?:
re-experience
18. Have you ever had a past-life regression or memory?:
nop
19. What is your favourite holiday and why?:
christmas!!! gud fud + family time + nice decorations + nice songs + (would have been) nice season + joyyyy
20. Are you better with remembering dates or names?:
dates haha
21. What was your favourite book that you had to read for a class?:
to kill a mockingbird!!
22. What is your favourite number and why is it significant to you?:
2, good things come in pairs HAHAHA
23. Would you rather explore space or the ocean?:
oceaaaaaan
24. What prompted you to call the last person you called?:
zz we were late for a birthday celeb
25. Star Trek or Star Wars?:
star treeeeek
26. Lord of the Rings or Harry Potter?:
HPPPPPP
27. What is your favourite band and why?:
THE SCRIPT
28. What colour best resonates with your best friend(s)?:
yellowwwww
29. Where do you work and why do you work there?:
still in school bruh
30. Have you ever gone to a public karaoke facility, and what did you sing?:
whats a public karaoke facility lmao idts
31. What animal do you feel most connected with?:
wolves HAHAHA
32. Have you ever had “special brownies” or any other kind of “special” treat?:
ummmmm how do u define this? can't think of anything atm
33. What book are you reading at the moment?:
nothing, I was about to start house rules (Jodi picoult) but exams are coming boo. just finished “kind of cruel- Sophie hannah”
34. What is the funniest thing that you have done at a fast food restaurant?
uh I can't rmb lmao
35. Do you enjoy listening to music that is sung in another language?:
why not
36. Quote the last movie you watched:
last watched the foreigner but I don't remember any quotes LOL
37. Do you know more than just your sun sign (like your ascending sign or moon sign etc.)?:
huh no
38. Do you have any jewelery on you that holds significance, and if so, what is it and why is it significant?:
mm earrings are from a friend!!
39. What is your favorite kind of cheesecake?:
not a fan of cheesecake, can't eat them anw
40. Why did you last feel warm and fuzzy inside?:
been q long tbh
41. What band that no longer performs together do you wish would have a reunion tour?:
DB5K HOLY FK
42. What band that IS still together do you wish would perform in your area?:
THE SCRIPT
43. Have you ever been in a band, and what role did you play in it?:
orchestra!
44. What has been the single most frightening experience of your life?:
confrontations omg I hate confrontations
45. Who is/was your favourite Spice Girl?:
didn't watch this
46. Do you prefer free verse or poetry set in a form?:
poetry
47. In a hotel, would you choose to go in the hot tub, the sauna, the workout room, or the pool?:
POOL BRO
48. Imagine that you are exploring space. Who would you want with you and what would you want to explore, assuming you are not limited in any way?:
bff actly
49. Have you ever astral projected?:
nop
50. What is your favourite song by the group t.A.T.u?:
whats this band
51. Describe what you envision as “paradise”:
serenity, nature, natural sounds
52. What element do you feel most connected to?:
water
53. What is a cause that you feel very strongly about and why?:
that everyone deserves a shot at life
54. What was your favourite class from the last year that you were in school?:
er, maybe physio
55. What is a topic that you study independently for your own interest?:
um idk eh anything that interests me at that point in time I guess
56. Describe what you would want to wear if you were getting married, handfasted, or having some kind of “love celebration” or “commitment” ceremony between yourself and another?
er, haven't really thought this out LOL
57. What song do you want played at your funeral?:
uh yellow maybe
58. Would you rather alphabetize or put things in order according to numbers?:
depends right LOL
59. What medication do you dislike the most?:
not a fan of syrups
60. Would you rather write a story or a poem?:
poem
61. Do you believe in non-physical entities, and if so have you ever communicated with one?:
some I guess, and nope
62. What invention or discovery do you think that the scientific community should focus on?:
cure for cancer
63. If you could go anywhere, where would you go and why?:
everywhere
64. What skill do people often compliment you on?:
nothing much hahahahah
65. What are three facets of your personality or thinking patterns that you want to improve?:
I'm too lazy, too emotional sometimes and too idealistic uh
66. What is your favourite symbol?:
star
67. Name an unusual shortcut or file that’s on your desktop:
nothing uh
68. What do you smell like right now?:
my shampoo I hope
69. You get to have a theme party of your choice, just for fun. What theme do you choose?:
er geeks actually hahahahahah don't ask me why
70. Have you ever been in the depths of a cave?:
yepppp
71. How do you deal with the dark side of yourself?:
be alone
72. Name something that you can’t help but save:
money HAHAHAHA
73. What is your addiction?:
idk eh books?
74. If you could wish something for three people, but not for yourself, who would the wishes be for and what would they be?:
huh don't make me do this, I'll just say happiness for everyone
75. Would you rather send a message in a bottle or on a balloon?:
balloon
76. What did you dream last night?:
lots of things I can't rmb
77. What is one of your most frequent daydreams?:
exploring the world
78. What is your favourite stuffed animal?:
duckkkkk
79. If you could have a conversation with any well-known figure of the past or present, who would it be and what would you want to talk about?:
er can't rly think of one, but prolly an author
80. If you could bring anyone back to life, who would it be?:
cuz
81. Are you affectionate?:
not really eh
82. Name one thing that each of your best friends is really good at:
LOL understanding me maybe
83. What are you a perfectionist with?:
handwriting HAHA
84. Could you see yourself being able to carry on a long distance relationship?:
I can eh
85. If you could be anything but human, including anything mythical, what would you be?:
idk maybe I'd be a wolf
86. Have you ever meditated? If so, what is your method, and if not, what do you do to relax?:
nope lel
87. What is something about yourself that you feel no one else understands?:
everything hahahahah
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