#sed plays

[deep-space-lines]

I got my wisdom teeth taken out like 2 weeks ago and I was super out of it afterward (despite, apparently, vehemently insisting I was completely normal) and my little sister got a video of me deciding it was a great idea to blast Ultrakill music (or as I described it, "music that makes people not want to listen to music with me") in the car on the way home

Transcript:

"(slurred) Uh I'm like-- pretty coherent [unintelligible murmuring] [hiccup]"

"You're funny."

"Wow. Thanks. I wanna listen to music."

"What music?"

"Music that... makes people not want to listen to music with me [hiccup]"

"........bet"

"[absolutely unintelligible garbled speaking in tongues. literally I have no idea what the fuck I was trying to say here]"

[Tenebre Rosso Sangue starts blasting at max volume interrupted by occasional hiccups]

"How can you still talk if you have a numb tongue?"

"Um.... creativity"

"You have a very bloody mouth"

(sadly not included: apparently right after the video ended I started talking about how I should have blood on my mouth as a fashion statement more often)

#ultrakill #i do not remember a moment of this by the way. they had to give me double the dose of sedative i was completely out of it #absolutely no memory of anything between the middle of the surgery and waking up in my bed like 12 hours later #apparently i told them not to hold onto me as i was walking bc they were “making it worse” and promptly almost fell into a bush #i did get to keep my teeth tho :) #to be clear i fuckin love the ultrakill soundtrack. i just cant imagine playing it to my 50 year old pop-enjoying mother if i was sober

[slasherboyonline]

I need to be given a little twink stafford like a chew toy :3

#or like a sedative #bl00d play #bl00d k!nk #g0rewh0re #cvtaddict #g0recore #988blr #fictive #bd/sm masochist #bd/sm sadist #irl yandere #knifeplay #kn!feplay #cnc kidnapping

[livelaughlovechai]

Im fucking crying the plot of RoD2 itself is so fckin gorgeous we were ROBBED

#desi shitposting #all is not well #choices #ride or die #im crying #nawr #play choices #choices you play #NAHIIII #KYUUUU #storyloom bitch you better give us a chance to continue rod our own way since shittyberry is too lazy #sed life #moye moye

[frasermints]

i just need us all to appreciate the fact that, if i HAD died during surgery, my final words would have been "oh cool, it smells like play-dough"

#my post #if that isn't the most me thing ever #the mask sedative was play doigh scented/flavored #they thought it was funny #i fell asleep to them laughing at me #and that was such a great feeling #recovery documentation

[veinereastath]

Eᴛʜᴀɴ Hᴀᴡᴋᴇ ᴀs Aʀᴛʜᴜʀ Hᴀʀʀᴏᴡ ɪɴ Mᴏᴏɴ Kɴɪɢʜᴛ [26/?]

#playing with coloring oh yes #he's so absolutely adorable in this I'm not sorry #but it makes me wonder #if he truly was just wearing off post-sedative effects #was this Ammit's influence #or was he just pretending to be a weirdo #maybe all three to some extent #still #I adore his look when he realizes something is wrong #my poor boy #arthur harrow #ethan hawke #moon knight #mcu #marvel #my gifs

[stoned-ratpack]

Power washing things on sedatives: 9/10 I’m having fun

#NOT IN REAL LIFE DONT DO THAT #I’m playing power wash simulator and it’s so good for my sad withered brain right now #instant dopamine for the autism and adhd #the sedative is klonopin I was flipping my gourd so I took one of those orange fucks

[askaniritual]

completely obsessed w thst one post abt simultaneous dirkjohn and davejane. delighted at the mental image of how bad the vibes would be. pvp enabled thanksgiving 0 survivors including the venue

#the concept of john and dave fighting abt this is like rlly funny to me #because i feel like dirk and jane r both toxic enough that like. they hate it but also #game recognize game like they’re playing the long con #dave and john r like that scene in ohshc when hikaru and kaworu r fighting yk #but jane is like. i have placed a mild sedative in every one of dirks dishes #n dirk is on step 14 of his 35 step plan to replace jane w a robot #allegory of the hive

[rearranging-deck-chairs]

"in a completely predictable twist of fate literally everyone saw coming, youve put yourself in danger again. this is great. i love when you put yourself in danger it doesnt make me insane in the head at all. i wish you would stop doing this. i know youre not gonna. so im just gonna do whatever i can that will make you get yourself, and also us i guess, out of danger again"

#i love yaz #i feel like this is basically a permanent state she lives in from revolution onward #maybe it already was before that but i think timeless children+revolution made the doctor a lot more fragile to her #like how easily she actually might just die and how it would very easily just kinda be by her own hand like #kinda sunk in i think #maybe yazs situation is less 'i can fix her' and more 'i can save her from herself' #and she Can #probably #but damn its like a 24/7 kinda job that #'i cant keep doing this with you' no i can imagine girlie do you sleep #do you knock her out wiht sedatives so you can sleep fghkjghjk #minkowski style #i also love when yaz prompts her. i dont actually know if she does it more than like ryan or graham but it feels like she does it #relatively a lot #and i like it #third thing i love is taking the tiniest canon things and blowing them up to really not canon anymore proportions and playing with that #like what if 13s depressive/hopeless streak+immense pressure she puts on herself re: saving people turns into this like #drop of a hat type shutdowns whenever theres a thing she doesnt immediately have a solution for #and its not like shes incapable of generating ideas right obviously #but i Can imagine - with her....state of mind - that sometimes it can take like half a second longer for her brain to actually start genera #ing those ideas #and so for that half a second shes basically like a rat swimming in a bucket and just Stops #and yaz has to be like hey yo dont forget you exist. keep moving #and then she keeps moving again and shes fine #well not fine but like. moving #i think abt yaz innnnnn resolution when shes like 'doctor i dont like it when you go quiet' #and how in spyfall is the first time she goes still etc #i think its so jarring when 13 goes still and quiet like its basically the cloister bell ringing its a clear sign smth is Wrong #and i think her options are either That or like. frantic inhuman need to move. like its Move or Not Move and neithe ris great but MOve feel #slightly less bad

[lovevalley45]

gideon really said "girl stop getting urself sedated!! be fucking normal!!"

#alli says shit #'sedative tolerance' that was gideon abt to kill ur ass if u didn't play her game right

[toastsnaffler]

finally went 2 the cat bar :3

#baby boyyy his name is cirrus + he napped on the chair pretty much the whole time we were there #i would LOVE to be a cat in a cat bar. tons of attention + pets + treats. nap all the time. sedatives in the air. what more do u need #way better than a cat cafe too bc its darker + good music playing + no children running around + high up seats.... #.diaries #important to add: VERY SOFT

[sheogorath]

playing killer on dbd stresses me out more than getting my blood drawn

#someone teabags or clicks at me and i have to go take a sedative before i attempt #not really but i do get way too upset considering its just a game #i play too nice as well so i lose a lot because i dont want people to get mad at me #'ah this person is bodyblocking me and teabagging me oh but theyre dead on hook and i just hooked them #(read just = like an entire gen ago) #i dont wanna tunnel so ill just leave them alone so they dont get mad in end game chat :)' #motherfucker this is why you LOSE just be EVIL arent you TIRED OF BEING NICE

[fagdykebassboy]

I need to get some fuckin weed to fall asleep i Can Not keep doing this shit its 2 am ill be lucky if im asleep at 3:30

#uhhhh tags might become a vent depenging on my much i ramble #ok like maybe some other fucking sleep medication sedative or whatever theyre fuckng called. I kinda just want weed tho #ive been doing this every fuckin night recently why the fuck cant i get over shit #and i was supposed to have therapy today (yesterday??? Technically) but theyre fucking sick its whatever im fineeeeeee #i totally didnt spend the last 10 minutes crying over the thing we wouldve fucking talked about #2 30 am and my coping playlist shes like a girlfriend to me at this point (LIKE THE ONE IWISH I WAS STILL FUCKING WITH-) #(GOD FUCKING DAMMIT. IM GONNA JUMP OFF THE FUCKING ROOF. I CANT FUCKING DO THIS. ALEXA PLAY XO BY FALL OUT BOY) #ok thats enough oversharing for tonight goodnight (hopefully) <33

[imjustli]

Guess who just almost set their hand and their living room on fire :D

#my hand is burrrrrnnnning #it hurtsssss #dont play with fire kids. especially if the fabric youre setting on fire is made of plastic because plastic burns weirdly #its not literally on fire anymore but ive ri sed it under both cold and lukewarm water and it honestly might aswell be #i can already see a blister forming #but uhh yeah. lesson learned. probably.

[maraczeks]

newsroom rw thread pt 12

#jan 10 2023 #use your words 😭 #you were always on my mind 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫🫠🫠🫠😵‍💫🫠😵‍💫🫠😵‍💫🫠😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫🫠😵‍💫🫠😵‍💫🫠😵‍💫🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠 #IM OARYTJROENRJANFKD THE WAT SHE SEDS IT DOWN AND LEANS FORWARD ON HER ELBOWS AND THEY JUST. STARE AT EACH OTHER WHILE THE SONG PLAYS YOU WE #WERE ALWAYS ON MY MIND I NEVER STOPPED LIVING YOU bvsvevevv?/??::?:?:4?$::$:)>\>|>}><!~!'dfkekbfjrbf #wait will playing and singing this for mac later oh god #literally still don't understand how the pieces of genoa came tgt ?? #still cannot freaking believe. will and nina dates like #mac watching willllllllllllllll i #the newsroom IS a romcom!!!! #charlie is so funny like i love him so much he genuinely makes me laugh every single time the i could look like an idiot that was simple com #comedy structure i had an open shot and i took it LIKE OKEASE #mac speed reading and the glasses is so #oh. this macwill conversation mac trusts the staff so much #SOMETIMES YOURE NOT AS CUTE AS YOU THINJ YOU ARE #sometimes her eyes look navy blue #or dark blue greyish #what the world needs now 😭😭😭 please how is he still so patronizing MEAN GIRLS EQUATED TO LORD OF THE FLIES PLSSSSS #i still cannot believe how they went from this meeting to dating #IM GONNA SMACK HIM and ADTER THEY TAKK ABT THE VOICEMAIL RNNNFNDNDNCNMDDM #i like her i depend on her she's my ep she runs my show that's it I NEVER STOPPED LOVING YOU #there's no way mac moved on hes blind like everything she does leaks love #mac and pencil skirts and heels shes absolutely insane #i'm impressed it doesn't happen more #honestly all the s2 episodes have similar content they all blur tgt #tess is so pretty :):$;& mac plss she and donna are so silly like the most prankster moms #will and mac are so SOFT with their staff like those are their KIDS #dons chair pls do michaelholly coded #son de la bitch 😭😭😭😭 #comedy this is actually the funniest season

[vannetsed]

Today, Sed has for Crow, for Ana, and for Osiris, spiced chocolate cakes with powdered sugar.

#sed cooks #because i made that yesterday and it's delicious. yum yum chocolate and cloves and cinnamon and coffee #IM GONNA ATTEMPT TO ACTUALLY GET ONLINE AND PLAY I SWEAR

[mrsbarnesblog]

Mattheo Riddle headcanons

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Summary: what is it like dating Mattheo

Word count: 1.5k

Warnings: fluff, no mention of y/n, you can be in any house, spicy content under the warning

Author’s note: For all my Bucky fanfic readers, I'm sorry that I haven’t posted in almost a month. This December is just too overwhelming, and every time I tried to finish my fic, it felt like I was wasting my time. I literally just miss the ending, and I hope to finish it as soon as possible.

For my possible new followers and/or HP stans, Mattheo is my current obsession, and I’m literally head over heels for him. And you know what they say: if you can’t find a fanfic that you like, write it yourself. So yeah, I'm trying something new, and I have a few ideas that are poisoning my head every single minute lmao.

sorry if there are any mistakes. hope you’ll like it💘🎀

Mattheo was never that much of a playboy because he didn’t like to share his space and, well, communicate with people in general

Due to his family, he was really reserved and refused to be weak

You weren’t that popular in school, so he had never really noticed you but one day, you suddenly started hanging out with Pansy and he could not get you out of his head anymore

He hated it

He hated that you occupied all of his thoughts for at least a few weeks 

Tried to ignore his feelings for you as long as possible, but from the moment you two had to work together on the project, everything went downhill 

He was scared to ask you out, not ready to be rejected by the only person he genuinely liked and thinking that maybe you secretly hated him like everyone else

At the beginning of the relationship, Mattheo told you that sometimes he might get cold and distant, but it wasn’t your fault and that you should just give him some time 

Mattheo is romantic and for his favorite girl, he always arranged the best dates

He was nervous to kiss you after the first date when he walked you to your dorm

Little did he know, but that sexy smirk and the way he looked at you all night drove you insane

So you just pulled him by the tie, connecting your lips

Since then, Mattheo has been addicted to you

Hands are always on you, holding your hand, your waist or your thighs

Looks at you as if you hung the moon and the stars

He kisses you in front of everyone to make sure that they know that you are his, and he is yours

Likes to pull into into his lap while he’s talking with his friends in the common room

Holding you close, slowly strokes your arms or your back, unable to keep his hands away from you

Whispers sweet nothings

Loves your smell and always buries his nose into your hair

He wears rings and allows you to steal them

His hoodies and t-shirts too

Secretly likes to be little spoon or lay on your chest while your hands are playing with his curls

Buys you everything you might possibly like, even though you always tell him to stop spending his money on you

Likes to study with you because you can actually get ready for the lessons while he has another opportunity to stare at you 

So overprotective and always snaps back at people who, even in the slightest way, disrespect you

He never lets you go to the parties alone in case some creepy guys decide to hit on you

Possesive

When you’re wearing revealing clothes, one part of him is proud and wants to brag that his girlfriend is the sexiest woman on the planet, but the other part wants to cover you with big blanket and keep you to himself

Always sarcastic and sassy

Fights a lot 

He had never gone to the medical wing because he wasn’t used to asking for help, but since you started dating, he let you heal his wound 

Loves when you scold him for those fights, just because you look so cute when you’re angry and he has an excuse to kiss and spoil you 

He has anger issues, but he has never raised his voice at you

Actually, you are like a sedative to him because only you can calm him down in a matter of seconds 

Will never make you feel uncomfortable or insecure

You don’t like something or someone? Mattheo will make sure to get you out of the room and won’t let that person come near you ever again

The way you call him “Matty” turns him into a literal puddle

Can’t sleep without you in his arms

spicy

During your first time, he was super attentive and always checked whether you were okay or not

Praises. A lot of fucking praises

“You’re taking me so good, my love”, “you look so pretty when you cum around me.” 

He likes every position, but prefers when he can see your face

There is literally not a single place in his dorm where you two haven’t had sex

Gets turned on literally by everything you do

He’s risky. As soon as he finds out that you actually liked it, he always teases you under the table, pulls you into the storage rooms, and talks dirty while there are a lot of people around

Got you two in detention a few times for getting caught kissing at night by Snape (you were lucky that he caught you before Mattheo’s hands slipped under your skirt)

His personal favorite is sex in the astronomy tower. The way you’re trying to hold back your moans drives him crazy

Also bathtub in the prefects’ bathroom, where you love to sit with him deep inside of you  

He usually dominates, but sometimes likes to let you be in charge and see how you ride him

He has a big appetite, and what is the best way to deal with it? Right, you.

Mattheo would’ve spent hours in between your legs if you allowed him

He never asks for anything in return, but still seeing you on your knees for him is a fucking miracle

Your hair are around his hand, while you’re taking as much of him in your mouth as you can

Eye contact

He’s willing to try in bed anything that you want, except things that might get you hurt

He likes to keep his hand on your neck while he’s thrusting into you but never actually squeezes

Can be rough and fast or really gentle and slow, depending on the mood

After someone pisses him off or if you had a small fight, he always fucks you into the bed with your hands pinned above you until you’re literally crying from pleasure

By the way, when you don’t have time to put a spell on the room, it gives him satisfaction to know that everyone hears the way you moan for him

He always makes sure that you came, and if you didn’t, he’s more than happy to go down on you

Love confessions 

Aftercare is a must

Hugs, kisses, food, baths—anything you might want

He always keeps you close until you fall asleep and then just stares at you, wondering how he could be so happy to have you  

#slytherin boys #harry potter fanfiction #mattheo riddle x reader #mattheo riddle #mattheo x you #mattheoxreader #mattheo x y/n #mattheo riddle headcanon #mattheo riddle fanfic