#sfw daddy!phil

[emeritus-fuckers]

How do you do, fellow simps?

We are Nosferatu (also known as Mary, Elizabeth or Rat; they/she/he/it/ze/xey/fae/per/chaos/ghoul/blood/doll; main @nosferatu-inside-of-me), Nyx (she/her; main: @christie-r0ad), Zenith/Jasper (he/him; main @z-xmyers) and Death (she/they; main: @deaths-reign02) and we have decided to do write horny shit here. This sideblog will mostly include anything Ghost and Repugnant related, with some occasional Gorillaz. You can learn more about us here.

We also have a discord server for the Ghesties and Repugnant fans to chill and vibe together! You can join the server here.

We provide content fot the entire Emeritus bloodline and some personal favorites, which means we write for:

Papa Emeritus Zero/Papa Nihil (both young and old because we're filthy simps)

Papa Emeritus I/Primo

Papa Emeritus II/Secondo (biblically accurate because y'all forget he's a party animal)

Papa Emeritus III/Terzo (he/they)

Papa Emeritus IV/Cardinal Copia

Sister Imperator (both young and old because, as written above, we're filthy simps)

Mister Saltarian

The Director

Father Jim Defroque (because y'all are sleeping on daddy Jimmy fr)

Here you can find out more about our headcanons about their identities!

Multicharacter human masterlist (more than 3 characters) can be found here.

As well as all the Ghouls:

Fire Ghouls

Alpha (he/him)

Ifrit (he/him)

Sodo (NOT Dewdrop; he/him)

Blaze (Papa Nihil's Ghoul; he/him)

Water Ghouls

Chain (it/ghoul)

Lake (he/him)

River (they/them)

Cowbell (headcannoned by us as a water ghoul; they/it)

Mist (he/she)

Rain (he/she/ve)

Storm (Papa Nihil's Ghoul; they/he)

Earth Ghouls

Cliff/Big Earth (first Earth Ghoul; they/he)

Pebble (he/him)

Ivy (he/xe)

Mountain (he/him)

Quake (Papa Nihil's Ghoul, they/them)

Air Ghouls

Eurus (first Air Ghoul, they/she)

Zephyr/ChAir (they/he)

Cirrus (she/ze)

Cumulus (she/her)

Tornado (Papa Nihil's Ghoul, ze/zir)

Quintessence Ghouls

Omega (he/him)

Delta (transelemental Water-Quintessence; they/it)

Aether (he/him)

Phantom (he/they/xey/it)

Chaos (Papa Nihil's Ghoul; he/she/they/it)

Multi Ghouls

Swiss (he/it/xey)

Phil (he/him)

Sunshine (she/her)

Aurora (she/they/fae)

Here you can find out more about our headcanons about their identities! (Ghoulettes/Ghouls/Papa Nihil's Ghouls)

Ghouls masterlist can be found here.

Other Ghost headcanons (mostly world-building) can be found here.

We also make content for the following members of Repugnant:

Mary Goore (they/them. i will not answer anything where mary goore is regrded as a he/him.)

DD Sars (he/him)

G. Grotesque (he/him)

E. Forcas (he/him)

Tom Bones (he/him)

Sid E. Burns (he/him)

Carlos Sathanas (he/they)

Here you can find out more about our headcanons about their identities!

Repugnant masterlist can be found here.

You can also find works for the Gorillaz characters:

2-D (he/him)

Murdoc Niccals (he/him)

Noodle (she/her)

Russel Hobbs (he/him)

Ace D. Copular (he/him)

We provide both SFW and NSFW content in forms of headcanons and fics, big and small. We won't write anything that makes us uncomfortable, might post some small graphic edits, too. We're absolutely cool with LGBTQ+ stuff. This blog is a safe space for you, no matter your size, race, sexuality or identity and we promise to do our best to make you feel included, respected and comfortable. If anything we wrote or published makes you feel wrong, please do not hesitate to say so in the comments or to message Nosferatu about it.

If you do not specify that you want a oneshot/fic, we will most likely write your requests as headcanons since it's easier to read and write.

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[edgelordfucker]

Do Belos and reader have any particularly favorite names to be called by each other (whether it’s during sexy time or just sweet sfw)

MDNI - Minors Do Not Interact

Hello, Anon!! Thank you for the ask!! :D 🖤 The reply is a little simple, and for this I apologize. ;-; I hope you enjoy it, anyhow!!

Belos calls you:

(My) Pretty girl/boy

(My) Precious (one/thing)

Beloved

(My) Darling (one)

(My) love

(My) pretty one

Pet

During sex specifically, he’s likely to add ‘little’ somewhere in there, or something else vaguely condescending, like: “My silly little pet” or “You sweet, brave girl/boy”. He’s also very liberal with his use of, “Good girl/boy.”

Depending on your personal preference, he’ll call you a slut or a whore, but I tend to write him as calling the reader that with lots of softening language, like, “Do you want to be my perfect little toy? My personal whore?” or “So lovely, on your knees for me; aren’t you a good little slut?"

Reader calls Belos:

Bibi (He was fucking you silly, and you got tongue tied between Belos/baby, and then it just stuck. He thinks it's very cute.)

Babe/babes/baby

(My) love

My one true love

My only mine

Baby-mine

Daddy

(My) (Pretty) blue-eyed boy/pretty blue eyes (The first time you called him that, he couldn't think for a smooth 15 seconds, and he blushed from his chin to his ears. Luckily, he was wearing the mask, so you didn't notice. Afterwards, he looked at his eyes in the mirror to try and see what you saw. And, occasionally, he'll catch his reflection, remember what you said, and think, 'Hm, I have pretty eyes. :)' And you’re still so casual about it when you call him that! He melts every time - metaphorically.)

You fucking jackass (always used to highlight his Duplicitous Motherfuckerarianism. Like, “Oh? What are you gonna do? Backstab me, you fucking jackass?”) Conceived while the two of you were playing Witch Monopoly for the first, and last, time, and dropped at least once every sequential game night. It gets heated, all in good fun! (Mostly.)

Captain Cringe (it's a bit, no you won't stop, yes it's still funny)

And, once you learn that his name is actually Philip, and he’s a Human Man who does hunt witches, or at least tries to:

Phil (only when you want to get a rise out of him)

Philp (also used to mildly push his buttons)

Flip (which is what you’re most likely to call him in mixed company) or Flipper (for which he is mercilessly bullied by anyone who overhears it.)

Pip 

Peeper (he would also be deeply bullied for this one.)

One time you called him ‘General’ in this smokey voice to razz him, and he did get an insta-boner. He’s trying his best to get you to call him that again, but for real and in the bedroom this time.

#emperor belos x reader #belos x reader #the owl house x reader #toh x reader #replies #MDNI #minors do not interact #there's a typo in here somewhere i just fucking know it #ill pry see it as soon as i hit post #my stuff

[dnp-and-blankets]

Ceramic Bowls Are Too Cold

"Good morning, sleepy-head" Phil chuckled as Dan walked in. He had slept in, which was rare, contrary to popular fan belief, he was usually the first one awake. He makes breakfast most days, and watches whatever show he's been watching without Phil. He turns it over once Phil comes in, and they then eat breakfast together whilst watching an anime- they're currently watching Erased. Dan made a small noise in response. Phil chuckled even more. "What's wrong baby?" He asked, turning to fully face his boyfriend, and take in his gorgeous, bed-head self. His curls were completely wild, having grown out for a while, in a fashion similar to their Getting Over It video; his eyes were heavy lidded, still somehow sleepy; he was wearing nothing but an old pair of Phil's boxers, and one of Phil's oversized hoodies, that managed to look like a dress on Dan, giving him sweater paws. This will always confused Phil. Dan is taller, and they have the same clothing size, and yet Dan can manage to look tiny in Phil's clothes. Dan shuffled over to the sofa and plopped down, resting his head on Phil's shoulder. "Why're you so tired?" Dan only shrugged his shoulders in response, grabbing onto Phil's arm and holding on, like a baby koala. Phil smiled and ruffled his hand through Dan's curls.

"Mmmph," was Dan's response. "Did you have nightmares? Stay up late on Tumblr? Get to a good chapter of whats-it-called?" "Something like that," Dan giggled, his voice still soft from sleep. "Cereal?" He asked as he let go of Phil's arm and looked up at him with puppy dog eyes. "Are you sure? I thought we were having healthy breakfast this week?" "Cereal?" Dan repeated. Phil caved immediately and got up, gently easing Dan off of him beforehand. "Okay sugarplum, which cereal?" Dan shrugged again. "Golden Nuggets, Crunchy Nut, or Chocolate Weetos?" "Golden Nuggets please" He asked softly, rubbing his eyes. Phil tried his hardest not to coo out loud. He instead opted to laugh, "Nice manners today." Dan smiled. Phil looked into his boyfriend's eyes and smiled back. It was impossible. The dimple was just chilling there, existing, and it was the best. He got a ceramic bowl out, and Dan whined. Phil raised an eyebrow in question.

"That one's too cold! That's why I bought plastic ones last month." At least Phil's original question was answered, but it raised many more. Ceramics never ever annoy Dan. Sometime's he'll opt for a plastic one, but he's never complained about ceramics being 'too cold.' Phil poured in the cereal and as he went to grab the milk, Dan whined again. Phil let out an exasperated sigh, throwing up his hands, he sarcastically said, "What now? Chocolate milk?" To which Dan replied, "Well actually..." And Phil had to comply. Because Dan looked utterly heartbroken over Phil making fun of him. "Are you going to tell me what's going on?" He asked as he handed Dan his bowl of cereal. Phil had opted for some Crunchy Nut, with normal milk, in a normal bowl. Dan just rolled his eyes and started eating his breakfast. "Don't wanna watch Erased today, what about that new babysitter one everyone's been talking 'bout?" "Gakuen Babysitters?" "Yes" "Okay..?" Phil paused, Dan hated starting a new anime in the middle of bingeing another one. This confused Phil especially, because Erased was only one season, meaning they were almost finished it. They probably could finish it today, but alas, Lord Daniel desires a change of scene.

They put the anime on, but Phil didn't watch it. He watched his boyfriend, intensely, trying to figure out if everything was okay. Dan's bright eyes were glued to the screen, breaking every now and again to make sure he didn't spill his cereal on himself. Every so often he would let out a soft giggle. That was definitely new. He had heard it once or twice every now and again, but never multiple times in the space of 10 minutes. "Baby?" Phil finally asked. Dan turned, his cheeks suddenly dusted with pink. He looked at Phil to signify he was listening. "Do you promise me you're okay?" "Mhm" Dan nodded vigorously, then looked down shocked as some chocolate milk split on him. He furiously wiped at his chest and pouted. "I'm fine, aside from spilling this on myself" He said, finally in a normal voice. It was short lived however, as the soft sleepy voice returned as he asked if Phil could make him a coffee whilst he got changed. "Of course sweetheart."

Phil set the kettle boiling, and got Dan's favourite mug out, along with one of his own. He put the correct amount of coffee, sugar and milk in -he even considered putting chocolate milk in Dan's before deciding against giving the boy even more sugar- and then went to grab the fully boiled kettle. He heard a sob come from their bedroom. The speed at which he ran towards it, is a speed Phil saves solely for Dan Related Emergencies. Dan rarely cries audibly, which meant he was either badly hurt, or something really bad had just happened. "Baby, baby, what's wrong?" Phil puffed as he swung the bedroom door open. The sight he saw was pitiful, Dan was sat down on the floor, a clean hoodie half way on, but seemingly abandoned, and every single drawer in the room had practically been emptied. "I can't find it." "Can't find what?" "You'll laugh," he sniffled. "Of course I won't." "Lion." "My lion?" Dan nodded in response. Phil thought for a moment before going into the AmazingPhil room. Lion sat decoratively on the dresser, and Phil scooped him up, then turned on his heel and brought him to Dan.

Dan took lion and immediately stopped crying. "I thought he was lost," he sighed. Phil just shook his head, smiling as he returned to the coffee mugs. Dan eventually padded back into the living room, lion held firmly in his little fist, and they pressed play on the anime. Phil snorted as one of the adult characters began playing with the children. "He looks like one of those weird kinky people that act like babies," he laughed at his own joke before sarcastically adding on, "I'll never make you wear a nappy whilst we have sex, so you better not be a DDLB kid, those guys are nasty." Dan visibly froze. "You're not, right?" "Absolutely not, they sexuality kids," he scrunched his nose up and pretended to gag. Phil laughed in agreement, and sipped his coffee. "Shit, I forgot to-" "Bad word," Dan scrunched his nose up. "Daniel, darling, have you ever heard yourself playing Mario Kart? You, good sir, are the King of bad words." Dan just pouted and huffed through his nose. Phil giggled and kisses the tip of his nose.

"As I was saying, I forgot to tweet about a new video coming soon." Phil pulled his phone out and began opening said app before he even finished his sentence. "Also, people are @ing me asking where you are, you've been inactive for a while, I recommend tweeting, or at least replying to some replies to your older tweets." "Ugh, fine, if I must." "You do realise how incredibly lucky we are for this to count at us doing work, don't you?" Phil laughed, as he finished composing his tweet, "If you don't like it, I'm sure Tesco is hiring." "I don't know where my phone is" "That doesn't come as much of a surprise to be honest babe." Dan stuck his tongue out and started checking under the couch cushions. "Do you want me to call it?" "No!" He practically yelled. "Chill out Dan, I don't care what you've set your ringtone to this time" "It's not that-" "I'm calling it, shush, we need to listen." The two men stood silent for a while before they heard vibrations. "Great. I love hunts for phones that are on vibrate." They both began walking around the living room, pausing every few seconds to listen. Phil almost face palmed as he saw it in the Kitchen.

He marched over to the kitchen island, and picked it up. "Uh, Dan?" Dan froze again. He looked up at Phil with fear in his eyes. "Why is my name on your phone, 'Daddy <3' when you told me years ago that you don't have a daddy kink?" "I don't have a daddy kink." He said, stomping his foot. Phil tried to swallow the bubbling anger, but when Dan lies to him when the evidence against him is very prominent, it's very irritating. "Stop bullshitting me Dan" "I knew you'd react like this" "What the fuck is that supposed to mean?" "Please don't yell at me," Dan begged, Phil could see the tears forming. He inhaled, and carried on more gently, "Daniel, I don't like it when you lie to me. Please tell me why my name is daddy." Dan looked at him pleadingly, before inhaling sharply and hurriedly saying, "I'm not into DDLB, I'm a safe for work age regressor, which means sometimes I'm little," the last bit was said all in one breath, "SosometimesIuseadummyandIlikestuffiesandblankies-" "Hold on baby bear, slow down, I heard that it was non sexual, so take your time. I'll listen. And I won't judge." "Sometimes I use a dummy, and I like stuffies and blankies, and I get fussy and sometimes sleepy, and in my mind you already look after me like a daddy so the other day I was little and thought it'd be a good idea to set your contact number as such."

The discussion took around 4 hours, of Dan showing Phil his private sfw agere tumblr, teaching him signs of when he's little, and setting boundaries for when that happened. They agreed that Phil should look into it some more before officially becoming Daniel's daddy, and finally, a month later, that's where they were. "Daddy! Get! Up!" "Nooooooo" "I want pancakes" "Go make them then" "Okay" there was silence for a moment before Phil realise Dan had called him daddy, and he shot out of bed, just in time. "Don't touch the oven!"

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[regressboobeloved]

Hey little ones! <3

I'm gonna be trying harder to be a lot more active here, but I figured if I'm gonna do that, I should probably tell you a lot more about me

(I'll be seperating each point I make with '[new]' in a different colour to make it easier for people with processing issues to read)

DNI -

- anti-LGBTQAP+

- ace/aro/polyam exclusionists

- anti-neopronouns

- NSFW content

- TERFS

- transmeds

About Me <3

- [new] I'm genderfluid ftm trans masc! my pronouns and name fluctuates but I usually use he/him and go by Ash or Remus!

- [new] I'm a CG and a little and a pet regressor, but mostly post here when I'm small; hopefully I'm gonna be posting more when I'm big though!

- [new] this blog is 100% SFW!

- [new] I'm a minor, please keep that in mind, my big age is 15 but my little age is 0-11, usually around 3 or 4

Things I Like When I'm Smol <3

- [new] my little pony, especially the cutie mark crusaders

- [new] Ranboo/the Dream SMP sometimes

- [new] Sanders Sides

- [new] Dan and Phil

- [new] squishmallows and plushies

- [new] MHA and Denki Kaminari

- [new] pokemon

- [new] kittens, puppies and foxes

and probably a lot more that I've forgotten!

Nicknames to Call me When I'm Small <3

- [new] little one

- [new] pumpkin

- [new] hun

- [new] sweetie

most others are fine too just ask before doing so!

Other Things To Know <3

- [new] you can call me anything you'd like when I'm not small, you can call me bubba, papa, dada, daddy, anything except feminine names please little ones

- [new] please don't swear around me or be blunt around me when I'm small; talk to me like you'd talk to an actual upset child, I'm very fragile when I'm little

- [new] currently I don't TW anything, but if something I post triggers you, feel free to shoot me a PM and I'll be sure to TW tag it- even if it's an uncommon trigger <3

- [new] calling me one of the nicknames listed in the previous section when talking to me small makes me feel much more comfortable and safe in a conversation

- [new] my PMs and asks are always open if you need anything at all! /g

- [new] please do not use any feminine terminology in reference to me unless I say I'm okay with it that day, I prefer masc over andro and feme

- [new] you can leavd any questions in my asks, I'm happy to answer!

- [new] spam liking, rbing, etc, is completely okay and it makes my day! /g

- [new] requests are completely free, I don't charge money to make things!

Requests <3

What I Won't Make ~

- [new] NSFW content

that's pretty much it, I'll tell you if any requests go out of my boundaries!

What I Will Make ~

- [new] pretty much anything else than what I stated there!

- [new] I'll make content about diapers and accidents, since I know some people are uncomfy with that

- [new] content about SH

- [new] unsympathetic characters

What I Make ~

- [new] moodboards

- [new] oneshots

- [new] hc lists (eg little or CG Denki hcs, you can be more specific than just the character and ask my hcs on certain things or anything you'd like!)

- [new] headers

- [new] playlists

- [new] icons

that's all for now little ones! <3

[somanydestiel]

Somanydestiel Phanfic Masterlist

Listed Newest to Oldest :)

Everything beta’d by @emyright-funpics

My AO3

The Dandelion (Chaptered, Angst) Dan’s next door neighbor is odd. TW for panic attacks, forced incest, child abuse, homophobia

Static (Oneshot, Angst) Phil is like a static TV; beautiful, broken, and for whatever reason someone Dan doesn’t want to get rid of. TW for violence, self harm, abuse, etc. Inspired by this post (x)

Liability (Drabble, Angst, SFW) Words hurt.

Apartment 5B (Oneshot, Angst, SFW) Dan’s a piano player who’s made some mistakes in his relationship with the (previously) single dad who lives in 5B.

Bad Things (Chaptered, Angst, Smut, NSFW) Dan’s surprisingly easy to break. TW for noncon, abuse, violence, death

Sweetheart (Oneshot, Angst, Kinda NSFW?) If only Dan had listened to Phil and not taken the case. TW for noncon (vaguely graphic but not too bad) and violence

White Chocolate Kisses (Oneshot, Smut, NSFW) Sometimes Phil just needs to be taken care of.

A Comprehensive Guide to Making Phil Lester Come (HC/Drabble, Smut, NSFW, POV) Exactly what the title says. Response to @hotpuce (x)

Ribbons (Oneshot, Smut, NSFW) Dan’s always been one to give experiences as gifts rather than material things.

Platonic (Oneshot, Angst, Smut, NSFW) Pastel!Dan is confused about how he feels about his totally 100% platonic straight best friend, punk!Phil. Collab with @emywright-funpics

Tease (Oneshot, Smut, NSFW) Dan just wants his Daddy to feel better… Based off this

I’m Not a Girl (Oneshot, Angst, SFW) Trans!Dan spends Christmas with an old-fashioned family TW dysphoria

Little (oneshot, fluff, angst, SFW) Little!Dan spends a whole day trying to keep out of headspace until he finally breaks down.

Maybe it Wasn’t a Bad Idea (Oneshot, smut, NSFW) Pastel!Dan goes to Punk!Phil’s housewarming party and sins.

Obedience (Oneshot, Angst, Soft NSFW) Sequel to Little where Phil punishes Dan

Heathens (Oneshot, Angst, Soft NSFW) Dan knows better than to trust.Tw Drug abuse, domestic abuse, noncon

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