#she is so snork mimi

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#neon genesis evangelion #evangelion #ritsuko akagi #maya ibuki #ritsumaya #she is so snork mimi #my art

[go-learn-esperanto]

Actually, have some European Portuguese (or Portuguese from Portugal) idioms and expressions that I love. (Some might also be used in Brazil. Others definitely are not)

1. Category: Expressions that exist because of the Lisbon Earthquake of 1755 (yes there's more than one in this category. No, we're not all 200+ years old but we still reference that earthquake every day)

Rés vés Campo de Ourique - It means that something didn't happen by an inch. This was because after the earthquake the Tsunami almost got to Campo de Ourique, a neighbourhood in Lisbon.

Caiu o Cabo e a Trindade - This means everything is going wrong. It comes from the fact that the earthquake destroyed two convents, Carmo and Trindade.

2. Expressions to say "Go annoy someone else" or just "Fuck off". There's a lot of these.

Vai chatear o Camões - Literally means "Go annoy Camões". Camões is a very well known poet and writer from the XVI century. It's a joke about saying to go annoy somebody who's dead.

Vai ver se estou na esquina - literally "go see if I'm in the corner".

Vai dar a volta ao bilhar grande - literally "go round the big billiard (table?)". Beautiful.

Vai tomar banho - literally "go take a bath"

3. Who the fuck thought of these???

Rebeubéu, pardais ao ninho - it means that there's a commotion and/or a lot of noise. To translate this literally is difficult because Rebeubéu is barely a word but it means something like "(onomatopoeia that means lots of noise) sparrows to the nest".

Montou-se ali um 31 - means the same as the last expression. Literally "A 31 was set up there". You can technically make your own expression with 31 and it will mean the same thing - chaos. Now the question is: What in the world is a 31? Well, until today I also didn't know. It's allegedly a card game.

Nasceu com o rabo virado para a lua - means that someone got lucky even when they did not deserve it. They got what they wanted but didn't do anything to get it. Literally "they were born with the butt turned to the moon".

Cu de Judas - It means far away and/or in a place difficult to find. Literally "Ass of Judas"... Ass in butt. This expression is used all the time.

4. Snork mimi 💤

Vou bater chocolate - literally "I'm going to whisk chocolate"

Vou para o vale dos lençóis (probably my favourite expression that I use all the time because the mental image is amazing) - literally "I'm going to the bedsheet valley"

Vou fazer oó - oó is an onomatopoeia for sleeping. Only used with babies or jokingly.

Vou nanar - technically it means "I'm going to sleep" as nanar is another verb for sleep but I wanted to include it because it's something that you will only hear said in familial situations. It's not informal in the street sense it's just that it's a sweet way to say sleep that it's just not said by anyone else besides your mum when she wants to ask if you're sleepy and want to go to bed. It's cute :)

5. The origin of this one is more interesting than the expression itself

Primeiro estranha-se depois entranha-se - it means that you might not like something at first but you'll start enjoying it with time. Literally means "First you find it's odd afterwards it's engrained". So, this was actually thought by Fernando Pessoa, also one of the most well known portuguese poets and writers. He died in 1937. Anyway, for this wasn't a title of a book or something. He wrote this for a fucking Coca-Cola commercial. Cursed information.

6. ???

Quem anda à chuva, molha-se - literally "Who's in the rain gets wet". It means "WHEN WILL YOU LEARN?! WHEN WILL YOU LEARN, THAT YOUR ACTIONS, HAVE CONSEQUENCES?!?!?!"

Pão, pão, queijo, queijo - literally "bred, bred, cheese, cheese", which is beautiful. It means "Exactly what I just said", "It means just that"

São coisas do arco-da-velha. Literally "It's stuff from the rainbow". It means whatever happen was unbelievable. In the good or bad sense. The most common way of saying rainbow in Portuguese is arco-íris but arco-da-velha is s synonym less used. Galicia still uses it a lot though.

Feito ao bife - (Used all the time!!!) Literally "done at the steak". It means you're fucked lol (aka you were busted and are in big trouble)

#bread‚ bread‚ cheese‚ cheese supremacy #languages #portuguese #european portuguese #idiomatic expressions #silly #portugal #the amount of expressions to say fuck off is honestly hilarious #I'm pretty sure I didn't put all of them

[creekfiend]

I shall send you asks this fine day (night) as I go to Snork Mimi.

I always love seeing your videos on my dash. I love the calm walks through your property, the Goat Crimes, Blue's antics and Grandma's grumbles. Your voice is very calming and it's always a pleasure to hear.

I've learned a lot from you. Things that make me think. I don't remember how I found you on this Webbed Site but I am glad I did. I know it's been rough for you lately. I know it's been so hard to want to be a person. I don't know if it makes it any better but I see you. I see the effort you put in. I hope things get better. I hope the days are easier to face.

I lost my uncle a few months back and I still can't wrap my head around it. I still can't understand how he isn't here. It was horrifically sudden. Grief is a monster that just won't let go. I hope it lets us go, Pip. I hope it lets us breath.

So I see you. And I feel for you. May the days get brighter. May their memories be warm.

I leave you with a kitty. Her Full Name is Andromeda, but I call her Drama.

<3 Have a good night, Pip

This is the sweetest message. Man. Sometimes it really does mean the most to have people say "I see how hard you are trying" 🥺

Thank u and thank u for DRAMA omg she looks so so soft.

[wolfcake101]

headcanon time or smth

it may be 2am but im sorry i looooooove spark and winston's dynamic bc like. spark is normally so violent yeah? like, kind of morally grey but overall just terrifying and unpredictable

"yeah i dont really like anybody OH but there's this one little guy. this one little silly goobie woobie. he's my favorite person to exist ever and if you dont clap for him rn im going to drop a piano on you"

winston is like, spark's closest bestie and emotional support. usually she tries not to like, say this just outright bc she doesn't want to show vulnerability but she really loves winston's company. and she does show a lot more softness than usual since she trusts him so much

okay ima go resume my snork mimi....hope my headcanons dont like. suck

#ttcc #toontown corporate clash #spark l dawg #winston byrd #headcanon

[wawawawawawawawawawawawawa]

i'm not sure what kind of spider it was, it was itty bitty and it was kinda walking around on my blanket and i reached out and it crawled onto my hand [i sleep on the floor because i'm worse than the joker (✿◠‿◠)]

when i was like. In the Ambulance. back in june. the paramedics asked me if i have any health conditions. and i told them something a bit like "physically not much, mentally autism spectrum and dissociative disorder" cuz i didn't want to speak much because Pain so i just skipped some words here and there. and later (when they actually agreed to drive me to a Regular Hospital after spending a Lot of time on talking) paramedic 1 asked paramedic 2 if they should [word that usually means something like "secure" but is often a fancy word for "restrain"] me and paramedic 2 said that it doesn't seem necessary

this is what Split (2016) does to ur brain..... why would you even consider restraining someone who is eerily calm according to u. also i was like less than two meters away and could hear them (◡‿◡✿)

im gonna go snork mimi now... night night ♡ or probably more like. day day. idk.

- kanra

SPLIT (2016) (DEROGATORY)

hyde is my ""evil alter"" but im actually a lot worse than him hngnf dhddn. he has a normie ass persecuter name but he stole it from someone on twitter who followed me and had fuckin, "dni if ur problematic!!!" in his fucken carrd so hyde STOLE HIS NAME. my brother in christ my twitter username is BREAKINGIZAYA. we post freak shit here sir!!

and yeaaagh thats why i dont tell my doctors abt my mento illesses except for my anorexia, bc its relevant so they STOP PUSHING WEIGHT LOSS ON ME EVERY APPOINTMENT but its not like they listen tho teehee!! except my GI doc shes a real one mwah! its always the doctors who have the least amount of control over yr health that r the nicest fr!!!! oooo i needed to call physical therapy for my back MONTHSSSSSS ago ffucky wucky fuckie

ANYWAY THE SPIDER !!!! i luv spiders they r so cute!!! heres a pic of a spider outside my apartment!!!! featuring a scandalous bit of ankle mmmmmmmmmmm

#i have NO IDEA what kind of spider it is #i saw a black widow once too!!! idr if i got a picture of it tho #but i can look!! #arachnophobia tw #kanranon #wasks