masturbating isn't enough I have to hack someone to pieces with my dick inside them and then eat their corpse
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My brain can't handle the burden of public speaking so it's time to dissociate and daydream about blorbos all day long (I'm dying I'm dying I'm dyi-
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on a less miserable note, i'm watching "dungeons and dragons: honor among thieves" right now and it feels like soup and crusty bread in movie form
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i once had an idea for a cyberpunk fullmetal alchemist-inspired version of the titanomachy and honestly the only fun idea i had is that cerberus is 3 puppies named sir, bear, and russ
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another specific scenario nice & simple like winston "isn't allowed to have a 'correct' cishet(tm) gender n sexuality anyways" "keeps immediately latching on to the nonbinariest people around him" billions goes yolo mode after going [just endlessly weather it at the sunk cost factory] firmly established itself as a shitshow and decides like i'm gonna hook up with a guy fr (has not already happened, in this specific scenario) and then does so, congrats to him. however, with all the precedent in the world, it's like here's your big anxiety about any autodidactic sex ed beforehand. here's your big anxiety about just general surveillance & malicious handling of it afterwards. no way anyone could have completely founded hangups about everything even further just indefinitely now. bonus points though he still goes to math meetup has real math friends over there who have Really provided the [yeah it's not actually a popularity contest here] arena & he's known them for years & let's say has at least One amicable person who talks with him out of it, maybe even two. congrats to him canonly for getting out of there, sure hurt him as much as they possibly could on his way out though, was legitimately the goal
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It baffles me sometimes how Yakuza 0 is about the weight of taking a life and how death and killing is a big deal and then the rest of the series it's like lol no.
Female character? Kill her off with little fanfare and development. Helpful side character? Dies for the protag. Antagonist? Have them off themselves.
Characters whose deaths could've and probably should've carried more weight but we don't get enough focus or development on their character. Potential is often squandered. And yes, there is something hard hitting about losing a character before they truly had the chance to flourish, but when it keeps happening? We can't build on character bonds, that'd mean cutting down on substories!! What do you mean we've done this one before it's different now!!!
Not to mention when the franchise decides that completely fatal wounds Are Fine Actually They're Alive And Well All Along. And, y'know. The Heat Actions. Akiyama has kicked many men to death and you won't convince me otherwise.
Idk I like the franchise but I feel there's a bit of lack of tonal cohesion here and there. Notably.
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Sometimes I feel guilty for not being more of an overachiever, like I could be doing something more useful to society but I'm just too "lazy". And, like. Yeah. Maybe I am. Maybe that's fine. There's 8 billion of us here on this damp cosmic marble, maybe the world can handle a few more slackers. I've never been ambitious and I never will be. I'm here in this world to sample from the rich buffet of life, my purpose is to participate in the wonder of existence. Life is a tee-ball game and I am still my five-year-old self picking dandelions in the outfield. There is yellow dust on the tip of my nose for the rest of the day. Which team won? Who's to say?
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Currently trying to do Good Things(tm) for people and Astarion just keeps getting mad about it and I really wish there was a way to tell that twink to SHUT UP
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What are your top 3 references/parallels to past eras on The Eras Tour? 💖✨️
For me it's gotta be the Speak Now dress 🥺💜
But I also LOVE the debut vibes of the surprise song outfit/guitar/piano and the folklore cabin... with smoke in the chimney and everything
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My brain has been stuck in that “I have an appointment in 6 hours so I can’t do anything else until then” mode off and on all day except the “appointment” is literally just Young Royals season 2 and it doesn’t even come out until like 2am help
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aaaaaaaand i almost forgot about my valentine's day event 👍🏾
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