#shut up roach

[lotus-pear]

dazai in the new chapter looks like those bratty 10yo girls behind their mom at sephora who refuse to take a single item off even though the bill is at like $1500

#hate his ass i hope fyodor possessed him or smt #also not him rolling around the floor like a dying roach while chuuya was like “CAN YOU STOP THAT!!!!!!!! I HATE IT WHEN YOU DO THAT!!!!!!!” #i need them both to shut up and die fr #bungou stray dogs #bsd

[perpetual-fng]

What if egg

that is a very good question

#things to contemplate #everyone shut up this is profound #call of duty #cod fanart #gary roach sanderson #cod modern warfare #aviiart #aviiasks #anii draws roach

[iceman-soup]

Price giving out stickers to the 141. Colourful little circles saying "well done!", "good job!" or with a smiley face, and the team gets REALLY competitive for them.

The sticker pack was bought months ago when Price was on leave. He saw it in a small crafts shop and remembered an ex of his - a primary school teacher - had said it worked wonders for their class. With a grin, he paid, packing the stickers safely in his bag to take back to base and thinking himself the funniest man alive.

It took a while for him to reveal the stickers to his team. To be honest, by the time he'd dealt with all the inevitable chaos that happened whilst he was away, he was too tired to care about the stickers when he finally got round to unpacking his bag again. It wasn't until several weeks later that he brought them, smuggled under his jacket, into a briefing room, ready to congratulate the boys on another successful mission and showcase his little joke.

"Fuck me, Cap." Ghost had, of course, been the first to notice when Price placed the sticker pack on the briefing room table. The latter had chosen a moment when everyone was nattering with each other about the mission - or about something, anyway; he drowned out Soap and Gaz's playful arguments most of the time.

Ghost's lighthearted exasperation caught the others' attention, and to say the three sergeants' eyes lit up would be an understatement. Roach was the first to lunge towards Price - eyes fixed on the stickers as if they were prey - quickly followed by Soap and Gaz. The Captain had to snatch the little booklet off the table and hold it above his head at lightning speed to avoid a catfight over it.

"It's only if you're good!" He scolded, attempting to push off a very fixated Gaz from practically climbing up his gear to get to the stickers.

The boys start doing counterproductive shit to try and get stickers. Soap blows up considerably more stuff than before in attempts to impress Price; Ghost brings him more tea than he is physically capable of drinking; and he swears Gaz and Roach have mentally transformed into two needy cats that are constantly under his feet.

From day two of the Curse of the Stickers (TM), Price is instantly regretting his actions. His team's pestering is only making him give out less stickers, which in turn makes the pestering worse. It got to the point where he awarded Roach a sticker for falling asleep just because it meant that he wasn't bothering him.

(This all continued for years btw. Every time the novelty of the stickers started to fade, someone would get one for doing particularly well on a mission and suddenly the competition would pipe back up again. Price never forgot about the stickers because their faces when he gave them one was so innocently happy. He loved seeing his men be boys again even just for a moment)

#ghost got the most stickers btw #they all kept their earned stickers in little notebooks and stuff #soap's in his sketchbooks ofc #when they found out the others also kept their stickers they compared their collections #and counted them all up #ghost would NOT shut up for WEEKS when he realised he had the most out of everyone #he only had like 3 more than gaz but he didnt care #poor price had to deal with the others trying to all overtake ghost after that #he loves them though he's fine #why be sad when you can be dad #simon ghost riley #gary roach sanderson #kyle gaz garrick #john price #john soap mactavish

[licorishh]

i love og soap too much. my stomach hurts. i don't feel good.

#artists on tumblr #call of duty #modern warfare #cod modern warfare #john soap mactavish #09 modern warfare #i am a soap and ghost girlie first and a human second. wahoo. #no thoughts only kevin mckidd's performance in cliffhanger uggghhh. “took the scenic route eh?" shut your MOUTH you beautiful man #“break's over roach. let's go.” what if i suffered cardiac arrest and died right now #you have the GALL to save me while i'm slipping off the iceberg. you have the GALL to grab my hand and throw me to the top so i won't fall #how dare you actually?? do you know what that did to me at age thirteen?? i bout flipped my lid and my dad looked at me like i was crazy #i need me a rugged scotsman and i need one now. i am no longer asking #sorry for exposing myself like this but you would understand if you played the dadgum game #lea shut up about fictional people challenge go #i hope i did him justice :( #i know he doesn't have the face paint for more than like two missions in mw2 but it's so iconic i can't leave it out #the oil rig + gulag getup remains one of his best i don't make the rules #that and the sierra leone one with the sleeves rolled up. real ones know #next time he will be awarded a shirt ^^)b need more anatomy practice for now though

[underloudf]

quick darcy art cuz of broken karaoke 🧡🎤

#amphiba #amphibia fanart #darcy amphibia #darcy #marcy wu #fanart #they're so silly #shut up everyone the roach is gonna sing

[14dayswithyou]

SAINNTT WELCOME BACK I MISSED YOU SO MUCH!!! ;w;

THIS CAN'T KEEP HAPPENING!!!!!!!!

#Shoulda known when you kept mumbling Leon's name in your sleep </3 #BUT ROACHIE!!! AAAAAAAAAAAA I MISSED YOU SM!!!! #HOW HAVE YOU BEEN!! I NEED TO CATCH UP ON EVERYTHING I'VE MISSED ON YOUR BLOGS #I HAVE SEVERE ROACH/HENRY DEFICIENCYYYYY T_T #🖤 — shut up sai. #💖 — about leon. #💖 — 14 days with queue. #💜 — 14dwy memes.

[kab00m]

soooo like if i hypothetically had plans for a soapghostroach secret relationship fic would u guys be hypothetically interested 👉👈

#cod #soapghost #ghostsoap #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #gary roach sanderson #soapghostroach #ghostroach #soaproach #ghostsoaproach #mw2 #call of duty #shut up lex

[4me2knowandyou2wonder]

Thinking about Roach and Ghost being besties again. Cod help us all…

#get it like #giggles #like god help us all #*loud boos* #okay yep shutting up #mw2 #simon ghost riley #cod #cod mw2 #soapghost #cod modern warfare #cod headcanons #cod mwii #ghost mwii #gary roach sanderson #roach mw2 #roach cod #cod roach #roach mwii #mwii roach

[bingo-bumbles]

Our Flag Means Death Daemon au

Because I am absolutely off my rocker, I've decided to throw together a daemon/his dark materiel/golden compass au for OFMD. Has this been done before? Probably. Here's my take on it :)

Put under a cut because I did do the entire crew of the Revenge+others

Stede: Atlantic Puffin

Edward: Bengal cat

Izzy: Skunk

Jim: Mongoose

Olu: Elephant

Fang: Border collie

Ivan: Turkey vulture

Frenchie: Aye-Aye

Buttons: Seagull

Wee John: Dormouse

Pete: Miniature pinscher

Lucius: Kea

Swede: Silk moth

Roach: Racoon

Jackie: Wolverine

Jack: Calico cat

Plot wise it'd be pretty much the same just with daemons running around. I'll probably draw something for it at some point. However this took over an hour to throw together so I am EXHAUSTED

Feel free to talk to be about this(please do I'm staring at you with my big eyes)

#bingo shut up #our flag means death #ofmd #ofmd fandom #bingos library #ofmd au #daemon au #time to tag all those characters... #stede bonnet #edward teach #izzy hands #jim jimenez #oluwande boodhari #fang ofmd #ivan ofmd #ofmd frenchie #ofmd buttons #the swede #ofmd roach #spanish jackie #calico jack #god thats far too many tags

[ceasarslegion]

OFMD crew members as DoorDash drivers

#please clap #ofmd #our flag means death #roach #jim jimenez #black pete #buttons #frenchie #izzy hands #shut up dames

[notsotranqui1]

How I'm feeling about the recent Homestuck developments

#deadass this was posted like 10-15 minutes after I had that talk with my friend #James Roach when I see you it's on sight /j #shut the fuck up ali #Homestuck #homestuck tag #I'M BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN #OH MY GOD

[slythernnn]

Wish I had more strawberries 🥲

#I love this roach clip and ash tray #so glad I decided to buy them #not pictured: my ice tea #the roach clip makes me feel like Zelda from the Netflix sabrina lol #lil annoyed bc I wanna smoke a keif bowl but I can’t find my pipe 😭😭😭😭 #it’s literally the last pipe I have bc my dumb clumsy ass broke or lost all the chillums I had 💀 #guess it’s finally time to buy more lol #shut up rian

[mickstart]

"I wish roach was in the reboot" I do not I am already dreading activision giving my son a voice. Roach is mute and communicates via sign language or other non verbal means and if I have to hear him speak I'll help shepherd kill him again myself.

#soap and ghost: literally just talking #roach: -making the g on his chin over and over and over- #ghost: SHUT UP!!! SHUT! UP!!! #roach: -signs more aggressively whilst making the knife cat face- #cod #call of duty

[cryptidspaz]

taking my dog to the vet is always annoying as fuck cuz they just assume im a Shitty Pet Owner right out the gate. yes i forgot on his last rabies vaccine but remember My Cat Died in Y'alls Facility In December. im sorry i was preoccupied with my Cat Dying of Kidney Failure. its only been like a year & 6 months since his last vaccine & i know he does not have fucking rabies. im not some anti-vaxxer freak !!!

#also im here because he Is Scratching his Skin So Much It's Bleeding. #please focus on the fucking task at hand & shut yhe fuck up about HEARTWORM PREVENTION PLANS YALL HAVE #DUDE #problem at hand PLEASE #tell me abt heartworm shit at the fuxking counter #MY DOG IS HURTING & UNCOMFORTABLE HELP ME TAKE CARE OF THAT FIRST #ALSO LEAVE ME ALONE ABT HIS FLEA MEDICINE #theyre so rude abt him taking frontline but like . it fucking works. so #all my pets are indoor only & i treat my backyard with flea / tick / roach killer #so fleas are not the fucking problem here #i use the same lawn treatment we use on my moms fuxking Actual Ranch in Seguin #FLEAS ARE NOT THE PROBLEM. #I ALSO JUST WATCHED YOU COMB HIS FUR FOR FLEAS & FOUND NOTHING. #SHUT THE FUCK UP #also he ways 63.7 lbs #last visit he was 64.1 #and this bitch told me 'Well. He's Lost A Pound Since His Last Visit :/' #THATS NOT A POUND THAT IS NOT EVEN HALF A POUND #then the dr was like 'ideally we'd like him closer to 60 lbs but im not concerned about his weight at all #Thanks. Great. #HE's FUCKING 9.5 YEARS OLD #HE IS A SENIOR DOG #Do Yall Remember The Fact He Had to Be on Steroids for Half of 2021 Because He Had a Skin Tumor On His Ear #So He weighed Like 80lbs #And It Took Me all of 2022 To Get Him To Shed That Weight #I Think I know What It Looks Like When My Dog is Overweight. #personal #SORRY I HAD TO VENT #i have a loud ass pitbull who barks literally just so ppl will pay attention & pet him #but they assume because ive got this goofy looking pitbull & im a White Bitch In my 20s that i dont take good care of him

[leesangy]

hyunjae saying he would raise sangyeon if he turned into a cockroach ♡

#i hate that he's so !!! the rest was like i would step on u #eric got confused and thought he was the one turning into a roach and was like i'd crawl into ur nose #but no he was like i'd take care of u #SHUT UP :( #rose.txt #also of course it was him the one that corrected eric lmao

[sucharide]

day 2 of being hungover from new years . i made choices™

#they were all vodka lemonade and malboro reds HAHAHAHA #shut up i got the ciggies you mentioned ok i didnt know what to get i never smoke #roach chats