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#slashermatchup
the-cannibal · 1 year
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Hi! I could please get a slasher matchup?
Gender/pronouns: female, she/her
Sexuality: heterosexual
Physical: 187 cm, extremely pale skin, long black hair, black eyes, slim thick
Personality: intj, mix of a kuudere and hinedere personality. i'm introverted, calm, quiet, reserved, sophisticated, polite, snarky, witty, sarcastic, blunt, honest, apathetic, intimidating, mysterious, morbid, unfazed personality
Hobbies: science, learning new things, knitting, sewing, gardening, cooking, baking, playing chess, taking long solitary walks to secluded places, reading, writing, drawing, general handicrafts
Likes: plants, animals, philosophy, thanatology, the supernatural & paranormal, anything macabre, morbid, disturbing, & creepy, horror media, literature, serial killers, insects & bugs, witchcraft, classical music & goth music, classical & gothic literature, history, forensics, criminology, anthropology, psychology, mythology, books
Dislikes: people in general (i tolerate only few chosen ones), unannounced guests, loud noises, mess
Hello there! I'm jealous of you playing chess, my small brain cannot understand it lol
Anyway I decided to pair you with...
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Patrick Hockstetter!
I felt your kududere and hinedere personality really matched well with him! A calm and quiet girl is probably the best thing for him to have. It helps even out his... Not so quiet and calmness... But he also loves how sarcastic you are and your bluntness! He loves sarcasm (especially if its to piss someone off) and he needs someone blunt who doesn't dance around with what they wanna say.
(Be prepared for his whole you and him are the only "real" people in the world, and he's a god and you're his goddess-) Intimidating, mysterious, and morbid are things you two have in common! You two probably freak out the gang a lot (The whole town if we're being honest) Your unfazed-ness is an advantage for him. I mean, Its Hockstetter, he does some pretty messed up things... *aHEM THE FRIDGE AHEM-*
Like walks to secluded places? Well this boy can show you all the secluded places in town that no one knows about! He would totally copy off your science homework and ask you to do his reading/writing assignments. He can be a little shit sometimes. But he's your little shit <3
Oh geez I hope you don't have any bug friends that you're attached to. If you do KEEP THEM AWAY FROM HIM! He isn't against killing the bugs you find, no matter how much he loves you.
He asks you about psychology facts! No no not to use on people! Why would he ever do that :)
You don't like people? Perfect! He despises them! Now he's gonna tell you all about how they aren't "real"... So it's alright!
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ela-loomis · 3 years
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Hello! I was wondering if I could have a slashermatchup! I am a 5’4 bi female Sagittarius with short ginger hair, glasses and TONS of freckles (also a bit chubby). My favorite thing to do is draw and am a huge nerd for movies/ tv shows /video games( especially horror genre). I’m a homebody so if I get to choose to be anywhere is in my bed with a massive nest of pillows and blankets ( I like to sleep). I like to think I have a great sense of humor, I can be very sarcastic or perverted when I joke around. I’m not a people person, I like to have maybe 2 close people but I don’t do crowds well. Over all I’m just very chill! I hope you have a good day and thank you 💖💖💖
I ship you with...
Brahms Heelshire!
- He takes one look at you and is obsessed. You look like one of the women on the cover of the romance novels he’s stolen from his mother collected over time, and he’s in looove.
- Wants to count every freckle you have. Also, if you let him anywhere near you with a pen, be prepared; he will connect your freckles to make constellations all over your body.
- Is so excited that you’re a homebody, because that means more time for him! Right? Right??
- A lot of your more perverted jokes will go over his head, so you’ll have to do a lot of explaining. Also, if some of them get him ✨worked up✨ he’s going to pounce on you, so be warned lol
- Will laugh at all of your jokes though, even the ones he doesn’t understand, because the way you smile when he laughs?? Amazing, iconic, incredible -
- Wants to build a pillow nest with you! Where did he get all of these blankets? Don’t worry about it, and don’t check your amazon history, just build with him!!
- He wants to pose for you when you draw, but he’s not great at holding still, so a lot of your work will have to be from memory. He always hypes you up when you show him, though!! 
- He insists on having movie marathons with you at least once a week. It’s so much fun! And if all the lead actresses in the movies he chooses have red hair, it’s totally a coincedence. 
- When he’s sick or having a bad day, he wants all. the. cuddles. And will cuddle the hell out of you if you’re not feeling your best. Cuddles are the best medicine!
- Hates letting you leave his sight for even a second. Before he comes crawling out of the walls, he spends his entire day following you, just watching. You’re just so lovely.
- Has absolutely no idea what you’re doing when you play video games, but is fascinated! Will watch you (and ask horribly annoying questions, if we’re honest) for hours. 
- If he tries to learn how to play, though, you’ll probably end up with a broken controller lol. He just gets to mad! Games are stupid, anyway; you should kiss him until he feels better 😡😡
- On your birthday, you’re going to wake up to smoke and the scent of burnt sugar. Why, you ask? Because he’s tried to bake you a cake, and it’s gone as horribly as expected.
- But, after you cuddle away his grumpiness at failing, the two of you can bake together!! Which is way more fun, right?
- He doesn’t always do the best job of showing it, but he adores you. 🧡🧡🧡
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slasherwife · 4 years
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SlasherMatchUp? I’m a 5’10 non binary (fem by birth) pansexual/bisexual mess I have light skin with very red cheeks i have (look up lesbian hair) dark brown I have hazel eyes with a soft face (people have compared me to a fuckin doll bitch-) I am overall a very shy and quite person but I am also very caring some of my hobbies are drawing listening to music and reading but once I get comfy with someone I will do some dumb/dangerous stuff with them I have a few mental issues but I am very mom like
of course! 💕💕
I ship you with Brahms!
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Brahmsy thinks you are comparable to a doll as well, (lol), which is a m a s s i v e turn on.
like if you slept over at the heelshire mansion, i can’t tell you he would go back to bed and sleep he would just watch you cuz you’re so enchanting to him
wants you in his arms 24/7 xD 💕💕
Brahms appreciates your shyness and quietness and thinks it is very cute
it makes him tremble inside cuz NO ONE DESERVES U UWUUUU 💕💕
i also think brahms would be over the moon about your caring personality because all he wants is to be cared for!
you will be rewarded with cookies and milk probably. and some hot fucking with him praising you
he will prob watch you draw and try to copy it with his own drawings so u can praise him uWu
Brahmsy also loves music so expect a lot of evenings playing music and reading or dancing xD
once you get “comfortable”.... hide and seek.
like in the walls of the mansion, it’s dark and it’s extensive and you might get lost in there xD
life with brahms is always an adventure! 💕😂
I hope u liked ittt 💕💕
- jena marie
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