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desceros · 3 months
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ok this one's better. ignore any previous villain donnie's left in your inbox oooo
[meteorologist voice] well folks if you look to your night sky you'll have a chance of catching a special treat tonight! looks like tumblr user desceros has fucking exploded and will be ascending to become a star in our cosmos. wow, what an opportunity to see spontaneous human combustion in real time. truly something special. anyway, back to you, janice
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twilight-zoned-out · 1 month
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Edwin Payne is a dweeb who gives terrible weak comebacks, who can be unnecessarily petty, or overly smug, who is inordinately pleased with himself when wearing detective gear and using scientific gear, the thought never crossing his mind that he might not look as cool as he thinks he does, who carries a continual and utter absolute delight at acting like the characters he loved to read about, who was enthralled by his magazine detective and adventure stories and who wears a similar smile when he sits on the bed watching Scooby Doo with Niko, 'these detectives are terribly clever,' whose board game collection is mostly variations of Clue, who requires payment (because any good detective is worth some kind of payment) but whose idea of payment is whatever interesting object the client offers to add to his collection, who has encyclopedic intelligence he clearly dedicated hours to learning, who has a particular way of acting and speaking like everything is of vital importance, because to him, it is.
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recurring-polynya · 3 months
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new candidate for cutest ever drawing of rukia
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front-facing-pokemon · 7 months
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aejeonghae · 8 months
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P'Yang, J'Bojji will misunderstand us...
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witch-sweets · 2 months
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Heres a poorly drawn comic about Hat Kid questioning The Prince's personality compared to Snatchers and how they aren't technically that different from eachother when it comes to "evilness"
(Also featuring a human MJ cameo for no particular reason)
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In other words:
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Peckneck literally becomes innocent in front of kids and his gf only to turn around and sue someone for looking at him funny
You can be a menace to society and still be oblivious and slightly naive when it comes to toxic relationships
Rose tinted glasses and all that
You can also be a menace to society and still be polite when the situation calls for it
Being nice to kids and stuff isn't that hard
Basically I'm trying to make him a mixture of most Prince portrayals in the fandom and a slight menace to society that carries Snatchers snark and chaotic behavior-
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gunpowdercarousel · 9 months
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hey it's 1004knightingale from ao3 lol
anyway ever since this morning, my mind has been plagued with gremlin gen z lae'zel and i can't stop giggling to myself at work 😭
I like to imagine everyone just suddenly acting completely different around her.
Like you just KNOW Astarion and Shadowheart would suddenly be the most condescending pieces of shit ever. "Oh, you'll understand when you're older", "Aren't they so cute at that age?", "Now listen here, young lady!"
Gale would accidentally turn into a bumbling dad. Constantly trying to look out for her, constantly trying to correct her behavior, and constantly sticking his foot in his mouth.
Wyll and Karlach would turn into older siblings. Karlach would be psyched to be a 'big sister' (her exact words) and Wyll would suddenly start looking out for her a lot more.
Meanwhile Lae'zel is practically frothing at the mouth, still desperately trying to be Big Scary Githyanki Warrior and absolutely nobody takes her seriously anymore.
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redding · 2 months
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oh my GODDDD i fucking love the rick vs okafor argument in episode one holy shit it's so good. craig tate and andrew lincoln complement each other so well it's SO tense SO emotional SO interesting i will never be over it i fear
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whatmikamakes · 1 year
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The duality of this suave dork
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cinnabeat · 7 days
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I FIGURED OUT WHY I LIKE RANPO AND HATE DAZAI
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kepxler · 1 year
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HES 6 WHAT
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aiteanngaelach · 1 month
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the problem with dr who is that its got so many fundamentally shitty and annoying aspects and half that shit appeals to me. and the other half annoys the shit out of me
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opportunityarose · 5 months
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i hate gay people so much its unreal
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syn0vial · 9 months
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cons of tankstarian: he got a glitched debuff from haarlep that reduced his HP by half and the only way to get rid of it is for him to be killed and then revived, but unfortunately, i've made him into such an impervious beast that HE WILL. NOT. DIE.
seriously, i had him basically 1v1 raphael while the rest of the party ran around destroying the soul pillars and STILL, EVEN AT HALF HP, he didn't even come close to zero.
i'm seriously going to have to throw this asshole into a chasm bc it's the only way he can be killed now -_-
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stormyoceans · 9 months
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I was thinking about Talay's birthday constantly since yesterday and i feel like they progressed to the point where Puen would wake up extra early (because Talay is always the one who wakes up first) and make Talay breakfast in bed and coffee. And when he brings it to their bedroom, Talay looks at him like he hung the moon and the stars for him, carefully place the tray on the nightstand and pulls Puen by the hand into bed and kiss him all over his face and this progress into them spending all morning having sex (Puen didn't thought just this will be enough to get Talay in the mood, but Talay feels extra needy for some reason when Puen pampers him...) he let Puen eat him out, just laying here, grabbing the sheets with his hands, legs on Puen's shoulders and pants, moans, screams. After he comes twice like this he pulls Puen closer to himself, hugs him with both his hands and legs and begs Puen to fuck him slowly. They end up with Talay laying on top, leaving kisses all over Puen's face again, them both still panting after their morning routine. Puen suddenly remembers that Talay didn't eat his breakfast and feels sad. He tried so hard while he was cooking! But Talay reassures him that he's going to eat everything Puen made for him, so they get up, Puen goes to reheat the food and Talay goes to fill the tub with water so they can soak in it. He briefly looks at his phone and decides not to touch it today. They plunge into a warm bath, feed each other with their hands and watch a movie on a tablet. They are distracted from the movie completely because they remembered how they made movies too, so they submerge into memories, retelling anecdotes from another universe and occasionally making out. Talay feels so comfortable on Puen's lap, he clings to him, hugs him around his neck. It's Talay's birthday but Puen feels like he got big present too. They spend all day like this, Tup and Tou finds them on their in the same way glued to each other on a sofa in the garden, this time really paying attention to the movie on the big screen, Puen's head on Talay's shoulder and Talay's cheek pressed to Puen's forehead. They flop down on puentalay's sofa and watch the movie to the end together. Then there will be congratulations, eating cake, gifts, hugs, laughter, calling with Jigsaw via video. This day will end with them falling asleep somewhere not in bed, tangled together under thin blanket.
SCREAMING HOWLING WAILING WEEPING RUNNING UP AND DOWN THE STREET YODELING AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS ROLLING AROUND IN THIS LIKE A CAT DISCOVERING SUN WARMED PAVEMENT FOR THE FIRST TIME SHOUTING SCREECHING HAVING HEART PALPITATIONS SHOOTING LOVE OUT OF EVERY PORE IN MY BODY IT SOUNDS DISGUSTING BUT IT'S MAGICAL
LITERALLY THE MOST ACCURATE DESCRIPTION OF HOW TALAY'S BIRTHDAY WOULD GO I HAVE NO NOTES EVERYTHING IS SO EXCRUCIATINGLY PERFECT: THE BREAKFAST IN BED, THE SEX (GLAD WE BOTH AGREE PUEN WOULD EAT TALAY OUT), THE BATHING TOGETHER, THE REMINISCING, THE MOVIES, THE SMALL CELEBRATION WITH THEIR FRIENDS. AND I DIDN'T KNOW I NEEDED THE VIDEO CALL WITH JIGSAW BUT OF COURSE. OF COURSE IT WOULD HAPPEN BECAUSE JIGSAW WILL ALWAYS BE A PART OF THEM AND NOW IM ON THE FLOOR MUFFLING MY SHRIEKS INTO A PILLOW
i just love how after what happened in our skyy you KNOW they would make sure to clear their schedules for their respective birthdays and try to make that day as special as possible for each other, which doesn't necessarily mean doing anything major or going all out with some big romantic gesture, not when they can be in each other's arms whispering 'i love you's in between kisses until they fall asleep under the starry sky, the moon watching over them: being together is more than enough
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essektheylyss · 9 months
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for the record, I shouted, "oh, you self-referential bastard!" so vehemently in the car when I got to the House of Leaves title drop that I had to explain the entire thing to my spouse
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