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askthetotallynotsquad · 5 years

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The richjake thing continued cause my phone is being dumb:

Dustin: aww Jake look your little boyfriend has come to save you

Rich: don't fucking tetht me bitch *>:(*

Dustin: *>:(* what'd you just call me?

Rich: oh are you that dumb that I have to thpell it out for you? B-I-T-C-H, Bitch, it'th that eathy

Dustin: wanna know what else is easy? *punches Richard mitochondria goranski really hard* that is

Rich: *falls back bc ow*

Jake: *t aller than Dustin bc Jake is the tallest boy* you're a thot *pokes both of dustins eyes*

Dustin: ouchie

Rich: *Bleeding*

Jake: *p unches Dustin in the mouth???* haha you're a ho

Dustin: *bleeds a bit wow* ouchers

Rich: *bleeddsssss*

Jake: *k ickk* go away dumbass *>:(*

Dustin: *goes away dumbass*

Rich: *passes out from blood loss wow* *also bleeds more*

Jake: *:0* OMG RICHARD *picks up rochurd*

Rich: *bleeds also passed out wow*

Jake: *calls the health people*

Doctor doctor: I'm on my way bud *hangs up*

-1 second later-

Doctor doctor: *arrives*

Jake: *crying :(((* it’s my faulttttt

Rich: *Bleeding still bc uh Dustin punched him really hard and so he broke some of richs bones I think idk Dustin is just strong*

Doctor doctor: bud I gotta go run some tests...

Jake: w-whyyyyy? *soBBING*

Jenna: *records this bc she's Jenna*

Doctor doctor: it looks like freaking hulk hit him.... look bud I don't know if.... uh...

Rich: *wakes up a tiny itty bit* jakeeee...?

Doctor doctor: ....

Jake: oh my god- *so bs and kneels next to rochurd* are you okay? does it hurt? I'm sorry- *g entle hug*

Rich: oW..

Jake: NONONONONO I’M SO SORRY *jumps back and SOBS*

Rich: Jake it'th fine... I'm okay... pleathe don't cry....

Jake: n-nooooo... doctor doctor is he okay?? *SOB*

Jenna: *continues filming this scene* teehee

Doctor doctor: w-we don't know but... theres a big chance... he wont...uh...

Rich: *eyes widen* o-oh....

Jake: wH-wHAT? *vOicECRack* nOOOOOOOO *sOBSOBSOBSOBSOB*

Rich: *lifts up his shirt but almost cries bc it hurts to move* o-oh my god.. *has like a literal fucking hole in his chest like jesus Christ Dustin is strong*

Jake: I’M SO SORRYYYY *sh aking bc he's crying so much* (I guess you could call it jaken shaken)

Rich: Jake it'th fine it'th fucking duthtinth fault-

Jenna: *posts her video on epic youtube*

Jake: *hIccUP* I-I-I- *COUGH* I’m sorry- I-I-I-

Rich: *heart stops beating for a good 3 seconds* -gASPS AIR- hhHh.. hhh..

Doctor doctor: it's um... time to close...

Jake: *continues sobbing* d-do- do- I have to l-leave?

Doctor doctor: ...yeah..

Jake: w-why??

Doctor Doctor: vistor hours are over... I mean I can ask if you can stay...? *calls up people and asks* mhm... mhm..... y-yeah.... thanks... *hangs up* they said Okay so.. *grabs Jenna's arm and leaves the hospital with her*

Jake: richhhh- *SOBSOBSOBSOBSOBSOBSOBSOBSOBSOB*

Rich: Jake- Jake if I die....

Jake: n-NO- you-you-you won’t- you won't die- *:(((((*

Rich: but Jake there is a chance I will..... and you gotta promithe to thtay thtrong for me... okay??

Jake: but-but-but- *sOBSOBSOBSOBSOBSOB*

Rich: *starts crying* Jake pleathe! I don't wanna- I can't- that- if bathically kill you- if you- I dont- pleathe..... *sits up but almost cries more bc it hurtss*

Jake: nonononoono- don’t-don’t sit up- you-you- *sOBSOOBSOBSOB*

Rich: j-Jake promithe me! Pleathe I can't have y-you die too...

Heart thing that I forget what it's called: BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP (beats faster)

Dan: (a HEART MONITOR?)

Jake: *pulls his hood up and hides in it :((((*

Ali: (shush)

Rich: *cries more* i-im thorry...

Jake: *cries quietly in his hood :(*

Rich: *lays back down and winces while doing it bc it hurts wow* *also cries*

Jake: *cries*

Rich: jake-?

Jake: ....

Rich: ... I love you..

Heart monitor: BEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-

Jake: *sCREAMS*

Rich: *dead*

Jake: *SCREAMS*

Later: *:(*

Jake: JENNAAAA- *sobbs*

Jenna: what-

Jake: *collapses onto the couch* rICH DIED *sOBS AUWHDUIAHWDUAWHDIUAWHD*

Rich's ghost: .... *:(*

Jenna: cooollll *couldn't care less*

Jake: *sOBS* jENNA YOU’RE NOT HELPING *AUDHAWJHDNdnKJANdsjn sCREAMS*

Rich's ghost: *hugs Jake?*

Jenna: *awkward pat* its- okay?

Jake: *iNHALE* iT’S NOT OKAYYY *cOUGH COUGH SOB*

Rich's ghost: *:((* *hugs Jake tighter eeee*

Jenna: *runs to her room and locks the door bc she doesn't wanna help*

Jake: I just wanna dieeee- *fall onto the floor :(

Rich's ghost: *starts sobbing ghost tears and thinks with his ghost thoughts: nonononononononononononono-*

Jake: jENNA IF I DIE POST IT ON YOUR SOCIAL MEDIA *hides in his hood :(*

Jenna: *yElla from her room* I WILL!

Rich's ghost: *paces around the room* nononononononono-

Jake: jENNA DO YOU HAVE DUSTIN’S NUMBER

Jenna: YEAH IT'S -blah blah blah dustins number- CAN YOU LEAVE ME ALONE NOW????

Jake: YEAH OKAY SORRY *calls up Dustin*

Dustin: what do you wanttttt *>:(*

Jake: I hope you’re happy *>>:((*

Dustin: *cool dude chuckle* what?

Jake: you killed my boyfriend asshole

Dustin: boyfriend? Who? Wait... Rich? I'm so sorry... *genuinely sorry*

Jake: uh I don’t give a sHIT-! do you know how that makes me feel? I’m actually gOING to kILL MYSELF DIPSHIT

Dustin: i- uh- *hangs up*

Rich's ghost: *pacing faster now* FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKNONOFUCKK- *sobs*

Later: hi it’s the next day now

Jake: *goes to school lol xd haha*

Rich's ghost: *flies next to jake*

Chloe: *walks up to jake* heyy.. I saw Jenna's account... you okay??

Jake: leave me alone *:( pushes past Chloe :((*

Chloe: jakee... please.... *runs back up to him* you have to get beyond this!! You'll find someone else!!

Jake: yeah? well what if I dont WANT to? huh? what about MY feelings? *>:(*

Chloe: ....ill- I'll just leave you alone... *:(*

Jake: good. *>:(((* *:(*

Later: lunch eeee

Rich's ghost: ....

Jake: *>:( hides in his h ood*

Dustin: *walks over to Jake and sits next to him* Jake I'm... im really sorry.... I didn't mean to..... please dont... don't kill yourself......

Jake: why would you care? leave me the hell alone *>:(*

Dustin: ... *walks off*

Rich's ghost: aH Ha! *posses someone*

Someone: AkkkEJNDOANOXHXOJoajsiKKEODJSOSJ *has a heart attack and dies*

Rich's ghost: uh- that didn't work- um- sorry someone

Someone's ghost: hUMPH *>:(* flies away

Jake: *cries :(*

Rich's ghost: *ghost hug*

Jake: im just going to stop living *:(* *walks to the bathroom*

Rich's ghost: no Jake please!! Jake l-listen!! pLEASE D-DONT! *starts sobbing a lot*

Jake: *ignores the ghost ;0* *gets the death thing*

Rich's ghost: jake....... *cries*

Jake: *inhale* I'm sorry- *deaths*

Rich's ghost: *keeps crying*

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