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gilbirda · 10 months
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Danny is the rightful Ghost King, but since he's not of age he needs a regent who is a) his species, b) his family, and c) an adult. The only adult haftas are Vlad or this Red Hood guy from Gotham that he's never heard of. Since Vlad is not going to happen looks like it's Red Hood, now how to make the guy count as family...
Jason has had a lot of weird shit happen to him over the years but a woman tracking him down as Red Hood to propose a temporary political marriage so he can be regent of a death dimension until her brother is old enough to rule in his own name is a new one for him. Of course he accepted. The only other option was apparently a creepy uncle figure. He's read enough romance to know a forced marriage of a woman to her creepy uncle never ends well. A forced marriage of a woman to a crime lord doesn't usually end much better, but he's ignoring that for now. He's going to woo and romance his spit fire of a wife with respect, spontaneous poetry, his damn good cooking, and by not being a Darcy. And he is going to rock not just this whole regent thing, but also and more importantly the mentoring her brother and his new ward on how to rule this dimension. Competence is always attractive. He runs a tight ship in his crime empire, surely running a dimension can't be that much harder.
He actually already has a plan on how he's going to handle the whole 'The USA declared war on the dimension he's regent of' thing. It's simple really he goes to the next family dinner and causes chaos. The faces everyone will make will be glorious when he drops that he's lord regent of a dimension, the USA is at war with his dimension, and it's such a shame that no one can meet Jason's wife or ward till there is a peace treaty. Then he just needs to sit back and watch the entertainment as his siblings realize he has forever won the position of favorite child by being the first married and first to give Bruce a grandkid. Also you know the chaos of Bruce willing to wage a one man war if necessary so he can meet his grandson. Jason figures it will take at most a month for the government to cave.
And like a cherry on top he's going to get on a medical treatment plan for the pit. Everything is looking great for him.
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stealingyourbones · 1 year
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Submitted Prompts #3
Okay what if ghosts need a lot of ectoplasim to be seen? In Amnity there is a lot just in the atmosphere due to the portal so people can see even the weakest ghosts, but in other places people will only be able to see the strongest ghosts and only when they want to be seen. Since Jason is undead he can see all these weak ghosts that aren’t strong enough to be visible. He ends up helping the ghosts get to the ghost zone if the want to and otherwise they tend to hang around him . Ghost cats seem to some reason really like him and refuse to move on so he does have about a dozen of them trailing after him.
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gilbirda · 2 years
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Since she's liminal Jazz has to consume some ectoplasm every week to stay healthy, she doesn't need as much as Danny but she does need some. She tends to blend it up in a kale smoothie to explain the color. Jason grabs her smoothie for something to dink and he is surprised how much better he feels afterwords, his reflexes are sharper, the pit is calmer, everything is just great. He hates to admit it but maybe those yoga moms are on to something. Meanwhile Jazz is quietly panicking because she could have poisoned her boyfriend if he hadn't already been liminal, and also how was he liminal
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