#submitter: davvord14

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Shepard: Another blissful day ignoring the fact that 75% of my companions on this ship have been rejected from galactic society for pretty good reasons.

#submission #mass effect #source: twitter #mass effect 2 #mass effect 3 #commander shepard #me2 #me3 #submitter: davvord14 #source: unknown #idk what you mean my crew is full of completely normal people like an assassin and a biotic we broke out of space jail

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Grunt: Welcome to the 'Fuck Garrus' Club, where we all discuss how much we hate our least favorite turian. I'd like to welcome our newest member: Shepard!

Shepard, very sadly: I'm afraid I may have misunderstood.

#submission #commander shepard #shakarian #mass effect #mass effect 2 #source: twitter #urdnot grunt #garrus vakarian #me2 #me3 #mass effect 3 #submitter: davvord14 #grunt no 😂😂

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Oriana: Why does Jack call you babygirl?

Miranda: Let's stop talking for a little while.

#submission #miranda lawson #oriana lawson #jack #mass effect #mass effect 2 #jackanda #source: tumblr #submitter: davvord14 #i can hear it lol

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Thane: Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves.

Jack: What a stupid fucking quote. I'm killing way more than two people, idiot.

#submission #mass effect 2 #source: tumblr #mass effect #jack #thane krios #subject zero #me2 #submitter: davvord14 #lol yeah jack would not buy into that thinking at all

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Shepard: Now that the Reapers are defeated, I have just one question to ask: wanna go get high behind the Denny's?

Jack, tearing up: I thought you'd never ask!

#submission #jack #mass effect #mass effect 3 #commander shepard #source: real time fandub games #subject zero #me3 #submitter: davvord14 #theyre such bros lol

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Shepard: My people would follow me anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.

#submission #mass effect #commander shepard #source: tumblr #me1 #me2 #me3 #mass effect 1 #mass effect 2 #mass effect 3 #submitter: davvord14 #its as good a reason as any lol

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Shepard: Haha so true, bestie!

Shepard, aside to Garrus: You need to kill this guy right fucking now.

#submission #source: tumblr #shepard #commander shepard #garrus vakarian #mass effect #mass effect 2 #mass effect 3 #me1 #me2 #me3 #mass effect 1 #submitter: davvord14 #he would tho 🤣

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Shepard: I heard an interesting rumor today.

Kasumi: Only one? I started at least twelve!

#submission #kasumi goto #mass effect #mass effect 2 #shepard #commander shepard #source: star trek #me2 #me3 #mass effect 3 #submitter: davvord14 #if i remember correctly this is a odo and quark quote which is a very funny dynamic to apply to shep and kasumi

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Tali: I tried using a knife and rubbing alcohol to fix this panel, but it didn't work.

Jack: That's weird, alcohol and knives solve most of my problems.

#submission #tali #tali'zorah vas normandy #jack #mass effect #mass effect 2 #source: the f plus podcast #subject zero #me2 #me3 #mass effect 3 #submitter: davvord14 #jack: *dumps a bottle of vodka on it and stabs it* fixed it

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Shepard: Alright, time to break out the big guns.

Shepard: That wasn't a metaphor, guys. Go get some big guns!

#submission #source: destiny 2 #commander shepard #mass effect #me1 #me2 #me3 #mass effect 1 #mass effect 2 #mass effect 3 #submitter: davvord14 #man its been a minute since ive played destiny now i kinda want to dip back in lol

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Steve: I'm MLM.

James: I don't care about your essential oils.

#submission #mass effect #source: tumblr #mass effect 3 #steve cortez #james vega #me3 #submitter: davvord14 #honestly I don't know if it's funnier if hes being genuine or if hes being a dick lol

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Joker: The way to a woman's heart is through pizza rolls and lying.

#submission #mass effect #source: we hate movies #joker moreau #me1 #mass effect 1 #me2 #mass effect 2 #me3 #mass effect 3 #submitter: davvord14 #*furiously taking notes*

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Alec Ryder: I'm going to teach my children what it means to be a Pathfinder *and* die trying!

#submission #alec ryder #mass effect #mass effect andromeda #source: 30 rock #mea #submitter: davvord14 #oh shit 😂😂

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Thane: What is vengeance but a fire fueled by memory that consumes the soul?

Jack: A fun way to kill time?

#submission #source: pillars of eternity #mass effect #thane krios #jack #mass effect 2 #subject zero #me2 #me3 #mass effect 3 #submitter: davvord14 #extremely in character 😂

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Shepard: I'm gay, but he's not my boyfriend. I could do way better than him.

Garrus: Why don't you, then?

#submission #garrus vakarian #commander shepard #m!shep #source: it's always sunny in philadelphia #mass effect #mass effect 2 #mass effect 3 #me1 #me2 #me3 #mass effect 1 #submitter: davvord14 #this fucking killed me its so funny adfjmjdsngjl

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Garrus: What are we going to do when Miranda finds out about this?

Shepard: That'll be later! Maybe we'll be dead by then.

#mass effect #garrus vakarian #commander shepard #source: 30 rock #submission #submitter: davvord14 #me2 #me3 #mass effect 2 #mass effect 3 #positive thinking! #happy remaster day yall!!