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[charlieslimeciclereal]

kind of obsessed with Tango "Builder of Deepfrost Citadel" Tek rolling up to Jimmy "PG" Solidarity's Christmas town and immediately going "Oh yeah, what this place needs is Santa with his ass out"

#tango tek #jimmy solidarity #idek with this one. why is tango always like this around jimmy. can we get them under a microscope. #also!! shoutout to skizz! no notes he just kinda ate that build up #sw.text

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Send in asks 👉👈 I have horny thoughts I wanna share

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[charlieslimeciclereal]

so Joel changed his skin to the dl one just to make a split second clip of him commenting on how obsessed Etho is. yeah sure very normal of you

#boat boys #joel smallishbeans #hermitcraft #sw.text

[charlieslimeciclereal]

criminally low number considering the amount of thumbnails they're... um.. featured in. together.

#jimmy literally said they were living together guys. like. what else do you want #inspired by martyns latest reaction video thunbnail. i guess. #sw.text #jimmy solidarity #skizzleman #skizzledarity #<<actually..? surely they get something cooler #jizzleman #<wait i have definitely seen this one before #anyway. to get rid of the haters I GUESS we can add #trafficshipping #oh thats the only overlap they have wat #decked out open day shipping #lmao #trafficblr #besties it is bedtime i am logging off #oh forgot #ao3 #ok done for real now (i Crave clout)

[charlieslimeciclereal]

😐 i think im ready for the hyperfixation to be over

(from joels ep 4 at like 7:44)

#joel smallishbeans #hermitcraft #why is he LIKE THIS #boat boys #smalletho #whatever #sw.text

[charlieslimeciclereal]

okay fine. i will unveil my red string conspiracy board.

James "doesmining" Marriott will be the next Hermitcraft member.

"But he sucks at minecraft!" Yes. Do you remember that post that sugggested the Olympics have one average human compete alongside the athletes for comparison? That will be him.

He competed in MCC once! He was in MCC 27, a 'half-canon' event? (according to the wiki but like what does that even mean) This is proof that he has been around hermits enough they likely know of him. I mean, he was on Yellow Yaks, you know who else was on that team? Jack Manifold. "But he's not a hermit?" we're getting here. Anyone remember the infamous "I Tried to Make Grian Swear" Tommyinnit video? You know who was featured in it? Jack Manifold. This illustrates Jack's connection to two of the most famous and influential (???) hermits, Grian and Mumbo Jumbo. Obviously, it is incredibly likely that after this video, Jack became very good friends with both hermits, and so it is incredibly likely that they, in turn, became friends with his friends. Friends like James Marriott.

He got a chat message (like within the last two months ish?) that read "I miss jamesdoesmining" and you know what he responded with? I don't remember exactly but! it was along the lines of, "I hate that fucking motherfucker he's never going to grace your screens again i hope he fucking gets forgotten" You may be thinking "sounds like there's no hope" EXCEPT JAMESDOESMINING DID REAPPEAR on one of Tommyinnit's videos. i think it was a second channel and idk when it was recorded but i think it was after his statement SO obviously he was lying and jamesdoesmining will continue to make appearances.

"He is not pg" Not all the hermits are entirely pg! and it would be funny to limit his vocabulary. I think he is fully capable of it though.

"James is touring rn" A perfect red herring to throw us off the scent. Obviously no one would guess it's him, which only makes it all the more clear.

Need I go on?

#I did no research for this #“unveiling” aka i spent 3 minutes trying to think of who is least likely to be added <3 #sorry i have no faith actually #but it would be funny #hermitcraft #hermitblr #james marriott #sw.text #new hermit speculation

[charlieslimeciclereal]

new years resolution was to make an effort to comment on yt videos (bc internet is full of hate and im gonna be the change ect ect)

three months is pretty solid. nows a good time as any to give up.

#oli theorionsound #sw.text #it doesnt even make sense in reply to what i said 😭😭 #no more big hog its getting to his head

[charlieslimeciclereal]

this goes crazy actually. really said 🫵 womanliker

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