#boat boys

[leylila]

help.

attempt #1 at mapping the joel polycule

tell me if i'm missing something major

attempt #2

#smallishbeans #joel smallishbeans #hermitcraft #hermitshipping #hermitcraft s10 #solidaritygaming #geminitay #iskall85 #ethoslab #boat boys #smallidarity #smalletho #swedishbeans #jizzie #ldshadowlady

[braindos]

some misc doodles from today

#scotttttt scottttt i love drawing him #traffic smp #hermitcraft #i guess #iskall85 #swedishbeans #SVENSKABÖNOR JA #they make me laugh #ethoslab #smallishbeans #dangthatsalongname #boat boys #forever my favourite duo.. #art

[dragonflavoredcake]

Joel: It has been 95,839 days and Etho is still obsessed with me.

Cleo: That's over 260 years.

Joel:

Joel: You keep your smart-people math magic away from me

#incorrect hermitcraft quotes #hermitcraft incorrect quotes #joel smallishbeans #smallishbeans #etho #ethoslab #zombiecleo #boat boys #hermitcraft #hermitblr

[insomnya777]

#piccollage needs to be taken away from me #anyways. this is basically joels latest hermitcraft episode right? #joel smallishbeans #smallishbeans #boat boys #smalletho #hermitblr #swedishbeans #iskall #iskall85 #nya talks

[sukisukistar]

C!Etho would be a great fic writer for his own ships

#smallishbeans #boat boys #ethoslab #hermitcraft

[cygnus-rex]

Boat Boys mentions from Impulse’s stream the other day (https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2138895242):

Clip 1: discussing Joel’s performance in MCC and Impulse’s suggestion for the TIES base.

Clip 2: discussing Joel rubbing off on Etho with the whole insulting his audience shtick.

Mr. Slab, your silence speaks volumes.

(I am going through Boat Boys withdrawals even though it’s only been a few days since MCC—we need Joel and Etho to interact more in Hermitcraft. And Etho to give into his own obsession like the good ol’ days.)

#boat boys #smalletho #hermitcraft

[qweenofghosts]

Ok, and??? Why do you have to keep reminding me???

#/j obviously #hermitcraft #boat boys #smallishbeans #smalletho #hermitblr #hes keeping me in my place ig

[dailyboatboys]

will you ever draw joel as sherk

[61] is this what you wanted anon

#daily boat boys #the typo on shrek yesss ill draw sherk #I dont even wanna maintag this shit. #Joel smallishbeans #etho #NO MAINTAGS BUT STILL. TAGS. #boat boys #smalletho #hermitshipping

[tinyetho]

Chat, it is 15 episodes into hermitcraft for smallishbeans and this man has like mentioned etho at least once in all of them??? Can we talk about this?? Like iskalls coming for Etho's spot as the #1 Joel obsessed but Joel isn't moving from the #1 EthoGirl

#boat boys #hermitcraft #smalletho #smallishbeans #is this normal behavior?? #well for joel it is. #i need a fight to the death for Joel like rn #get iskall and etho into sword fight club

[g0ld7ish]

The 6 people that are obsessed with Joel

#yeah i can't be bothered to draw anymore then that rn so y'all will have to deal with trying to understand who I've drawn #well i guess not cuz I'm gonna tag then #also don't even say anything about the sausage one. i know. #ya girl was STRUGGLING to make it somehow work #joel smallishbeans #etho slab #jimmy solidarity #firebreathman #mythicalsausage #iskall85 #boat boys #smallidarity #does fbm and joel have a duo/ship name?? #if so idk what it is #swedishbeans #also ye Joel's there cuz man's the biggest obsessor of himself

[phantomsalamander]

Joel Smallishbeans. You keep your books from Etho. On a special shelf. What is wrong with you.

#/aff of course #he keeps books from everyone on that shelf but we can ignore that #smallishbeans #ethoslab #hermitcraft #hermitcraft 10 #boat boys #smalletho #moth’s posts

[leylila]

attempt #2 at mapping the joel polycule

attempt #1

i don't watch empires, so i'm sorry if i got their relationships wrong. thanks to everyone for their suggestions! and yes, these are only flirty/romantic relationships. if this is difficult to read or understand, blame joel not me

i'm not making this again, i'm not making this again -> watch me eat my words

#smallishbeans #joel smallishbeans #grian #solidaritygaming #ethoslab #geminitay #ldshadowlady #iskall85 #smallidarity #boat boys #swedishbeans #smalletho #smajor1995 #oli orionsound #mythicalsausage #bdoubleo100 #flower husbands #hermitcraft #empires smp #life series #trafficblr #hermitblr #hermitshipping #trafficshipping #mcyt #bad boys

[pumm3lfuff]

dude lizzie is gonna have to join hermitcraft to keep all these men away from her man 😭

#stole this from a comment lol #hermitcraft #hermitshipping #kinda #jizzie #swedishbeans #smalletho #boat boys

[kotikaleo]

I just saw your tags about Boat Boys brain rot & wishing they were lesbians on the Summer of Yuri post & I have never related to something more lol. I /want/ to be obsessed with queer ladies. What I /am/ obsessed with is these two idiots. **points at SmallEtho**

Tragically, I do not control the shipping brain. **sighs** Maybe someday my brain will let me have a main ship that's sapphic...

-- VerdantGlow (someday tumblr will let us send asks from sideblogs rip)

Ahhhh well we do jot control the brain, BUT I DO CONTROL THEY GAY

BY THE MAGIC BESTOWED ON ME I PRONOUNCE YOU LESBIANS!!!

@verdantglow tagging you so you wouldn't miss

#my art #my messy sketches #ethoslab #smallishbeans #hermitcraft #hermitshipping #smalletho #boat boys #genderbend #Etho would not wear other clothes. #Baggy ninja clothes #Joel wears Fionas drees this is canon now

[starcrossedandstupid]

In the combination of several inside jokes, my beloved friends made these.

Inside joke explanation below if you want to know the lore.

if not, please enjoy these masterpieces of blonde raccoon etho

meme was @snailonurface and art was @not-a-boot

1. I am Ethoslab.

This started as I am half Canadian, and I think we were making jokes that would involve a new identity, so I said I was a thirty-seven year old Canadian man as an etho reference. This led to me becoming etho now I guess

2. I am a blonde raccoon.

So, I am blonde, obviously lol. I was making pixel art sprites for a game my friends and I are making that will never be finished or published, most likely. And for my hair, if you squint it can kinda look like ears and a tail. It was decided by them that in a blonde raccoon now, apparently.

3. My friends are obsessed with me, Joel and Etho style.

Despite being etho, I am the Joel in this scenario. My friends keep making fanart of blonde raccoon me, and I have made multiple Pinterest board of blonde raccoons, titled my name, and blonde raccoons have overall taken over their social media. Naturally, as a boat boys enjoyer, I called them obsessed. And that only made them do it more. One of them has said for their art class they will be making a statue of blonde raccoon me. I continue this bit, as they just. Keep sending more and more. How could I not?

#ethoslab #Etho #Ethoslabs #etholab #etholabs #hermitblr #hermitcraft etho #hermitcraftblr #etho hermitcraft #joel smallishbeans #hermitcraft joel #boat boys #the boat boys #friends #friendship #obsessed

[rhyzzzzzz]

Etho in class, what will he learn?

#etho #ethoslab #etho secret life #hermitcraft #life series #traffic smp #boat boys #team ties #dooodle #class doodles #secret life #art #silly doodles #hermitcraft fanart