#that wasn't documented

[marionarnold]

#marion writes #not in any sensible order though #both the it guy and I pretended my fic wasn't a recently open document on the work computer yesterday

[mushroomnoodles]

tw/cw for sfw and non kink mpreg

over a whole year of studying and he still has nothin

hes nawt overdue btw gestation period just takes longer for vamps

#after the first nine months came and went and simon wasnt even full term they sort of gave up trying to figure out when the baby would come #and just winged it from there #simon was glad he was documenting the pregnancy since it wasn't like a human one #but bro is at the point where hes like you know what #maybe my wife DOES have a magic dick. maybe that's just it #i have a mproblem #cw mpreg #tw mpreg #mpreg #vampsimon #vamparents #simon is actually very close to having morrigan here #my style <3

[frazzledazzlin]

waking up in a cold sweat: robot/cyborg feeling their human partner's heartbeat. aough.

#i hc rhm reborn's heart to be cybernetic too since he wasn't breathing in space erm #WELL LUNGS HE WOULDN'T HAVE THOSE EITHER. i think all of his insides are cybernetic or straight up machine parts now tbh #im still trying to come up with something that'll be like. ahaha we're co-signing a document... zamn... #german's killing me bye #scriboozles #thsc #the henry stickmin collection #copperright #right hand reborn #reginald copperbottom #rhm

[amethystina]

I fucking did it again

And by "it" I mean opening a document in my "Yo Han's POV" folder of Who Holds the Devil and stumbling over a section I'd forgotten I'd written (or blocked out, more likely). So, for your enjoyment in these trying post-chapter 39 times:

"Sometimes, Yo Han wondered what that must feel like — to be loved so fiercely and wholeheartedly by someone else. Especially someone like Ga On, whose emotions were as wild and unstoppable as they were genuine. He couldn't seem to curb them even if he tried.

It must be breathtaking to be loved by someone like him.

And, blinded by his own idiocy, Yo Han had allowed himself to hope. For a little while, he'd honestly thought he had a chance — that he might get to find out what that would be like. That, just maybe, the emotions he saw flashing past in Ga On's eyes meant something.

He should have known better."

#Amethystina Writes #But DEAR LORD does she wish she wasn't #Who Holds the Devil #The Gentle Light #Tbh I haven't written anything since I posted chapter 39 #But I was hoping to maybe convince myself to try by opening up some documents and reading through my notes #But then got this thrown in my face #And now I have regrets x'D #This was NOT a part of the plan #And I even gave the document a title this time #A quote from Faust #And it fucking wrecked me when I saw it #'Poor devil what can you give?' #I'm clearly going for the jugular

[pianokantzart]

Hideaway, SPM, And TOTB?! Dude give yourself a break! I’m excited for the next part of TOTB as everyone else but wow.. I would ask why do you do this to yourself but then that would make me a hypocrite. 😅🤣

Thanks! It's the hyperfixation and ADHD

#pepperycar #askbox #I did warn that I wouldn't be able to release a SPM comic page this Sunday #honestly the only reason I managed to release a new page of Hideaway is because I wasn't focused on SPM #believe it or not I've also got a word document containing the partial scripts of 6 other comics I want to do #granted none of them are nearly as long as SPM or Hideaway #but let's just say I won't be lacking in things to do while waiting for the 2nd Mario movie #(Assuming the Knuckles Show doesn't completely steal all of my braincells the second it comes out. Heaven help me.)

[lunarharp]

LITERALLY stuff i’ve posted before <<< i just wanted to assemble some modern au scribbles in one place :)

BUT they’re in different brushbug universes tho. in the second one brushbug is a relatively unpopular character with merch & only this family truly cares about it

#witch hat tag #orufrey #it's. like a foster home art school. oru is an old friend who decided to live with them to help out. he does art comms from his room #i thought i wasn't a modern au person or an au person at all but ever since i decided hubert von vestra & ferdinand von aegir met on neopets #when they were 13 and hubert got ferdinand's account frozen by tricking him into swearing on the neoboards losing him his faerie eyrie #and now a facet of their relationship is him trying to make up for that slight and their first anniversary present is a faerie eyrie plushie #i have realised the power and pleasure of modern aus. #there is nothing stopping qifrey from having his realisation while looking at his exhausted friend in a hoodie carrying food #for the kids under his arm & thinking 'is this... am i.. ????' < has actually been in love since they met at age 7 on deviantart #literally tumblr is just good at assembling things for myself. my art documents are kinda.. a mess. i have a folder for each yearly quarter #i hope u read the description i dont want to make it seem like coco invented a character at age 12 that is now on cereal boxes #oru was like what the fuck is this character and why is the house full of it but now he buys merch too & has brushbug slippers

[eraserheadadult]

love these sooo much but i havent seen them on tumblr yet. here u go. from arai's instagram (x) (x)

#the guy she was interested in wasn't a guy at all #publicly documenting my cognitive decline #couldnt get the spotify code to work for me lol but i assume its the official playlist ? or something

[outer-edges]

"It wasn't time that did it."

Joel’s voice is so shaky and small, yet somehow full of so much fucking emotion that Ellie thinks she might get crushed underneath it all. If the thought didn’t scare the shit out of her, she thinks she would call it love. Love and care and trust and all of that other gooey shit that made her want to burst into tears at the very thought. Now, Joel sits in front of her, baring his fucking soul to her, and she suddenly gets what Riley meant all those months ago. Ellie didn’t belong anywhere. Not until Joel. Maybe it was fate, maybe it’s just plain luck. Whatever it is, he flinched all those years ago, and she survived that bite, and they’ve been hurtling towards this moment ever since. 

The one where Joel chokes on his words, and she feels every ounce of the unsaid words. Time didn’t heal his wounds. She did. Because she’s his. And he’s hers. Because they somehow found each other in this terrible fucking world, and nobody has ever made her feel like this. Safety. Belonging.

She isn’t sure what to say. Isn’t really sure if there’s anything she can say. Ellie just hopes he can tell how much this fucking means to her. How much he means to her. He’s everything. He’s been everything for months now. The way he’s looking at her now, like she’s his everything too, it might make her start crying. There aren’t words to describe this. Not ones she’s been taught. Not ones anyone has said to her before. Maybe there were words for this twenty years ago. Maybe there are even words for it still, just not used for people like her. She’s too rough for anyone to get too close to. 

Anyone except Joel. They match like that. Too rough and stubborn for their own good. They match. She’ll hurt for him, and he’ll tear up a town for her, and they’ll find their way back to each other. They always do. They always will.

All those months ago, he said she wasn’t his daughter, and he sure as hell wasn’t her dad. That doesn’t really feel true anymore. It hasn’t felt true since Silver Lake. Since she threw herself into his arms and he whispered soft promises and terms of endearment as he held her. It didn’t even really feel true when he said it, if she’s being honest. Things like fathers and daughters, that won’t ever be something she truly understands, but she thinks this is the closest she’ll ever get.

No. She knows this is the closest she'll ever get. Because, even if they don't address, even if the thought makes her feel a bit like she's wearing a too tight-too itchy wool sweater, they're family. They belong.

“Oh,” Ellie breathes out finally. 

The words go unspoken. They both understand regardless. 

#mattie posts fic #this is the aforementioned 'it wasn't time that did it *SOBS*' document #posting it here because WHY NOT #this quite a bit softer than anything i've ever posted before but i was DEEEEEEEEEEEP in the feels when i wrote this #also if some of these lines feel repetitive it's because i've hacked this apart and stolen lines from it for other fics i've posted #but that's my right as a fic writer ❤️ #this isn't super proofread btw #but when is anything i post #joel miller #ellie williams #tlou

[respectthepetty]

How'd you end up here?

"What show was THE show that started you on this journey into Asian queer media?" I'll go first:

Korea's 2007 The 1st Shop of Coffee Prince - An irresponsible bachelor pretends to be gay so he can avoid blind dates arranged by his grandma. He hires a deliveryman to be his lover, not knowing that she is actually a woman.

It's not gay, but it kind of is... *shrugs in confusion*

Because the lead is having a gay crisis for the first twelve episodes of the show believing that he is truly falling for a guy. *idiot*

Like, being kind of creepy, gay crisis *super creepy*

And then was VERY upset when he found out she was a woman *strange amount of anger*

Which made it easier to cheer for the second lead because he was very cool and gave the "you dress tomboy-ish and I like it" energy *they were already living that rainbow life!*

Well, until this woman in the white entered the picture, who both male leads were in love with

*that person who looks like they crawled out of The Ring is our female lead who is trying to hide that she is actually a woman from her boss (the first male lead) even though she is on a date with the second male lead who is trying to make that woman in white jealous* MESSY!

But in the end, everything ended well, and the male lead successfully got his not-a-guy lover

And was very happy and out about it

#Coffee Prince #The 1st shop of Coffee Prince #it wasn't gay but it kinda was #I watched it with a DOCUMENT of subtitles #Like the subtitles were NOT in the video #No! #I had to read the subtitles from a document as the video showed #This was top tier international viewing experience #Those were crazy days of international watching #We don't realize how good we have it now #Could write a dissertation on gender expression in this show

[exeggcute]

for the sake of consistency I feel compelled to point this out: I feel like I'm seeing a warped false dichotomy-ish thing spring up where people are responding to the "tiktok is a national security threat to america" hysteria with a counter that american software companies collect data about users, largely for advertising purposes, which is true!

but some of this seems to wrap around to an assumption that tiktok doesn't engage in garden-variety data collection for any reason at all... except they very much do lol. because tiktok is also an advertising platform at its core, to the tune of $11B of revenue in 2022. which I'm not trying to offer as a gotcha, just that I wouldn't be all "well you gotta hand it to them" about data collection practices in the same breath that you lampoon american companies' practices because tiktok's functionally not much different from any other advertising-supported platform in that regard.

WHICH, IMPORTANT CAVEAT, is a completely neutral statement on my part. not only am I famously pretty lukewarm on the privacy threat posed by advertising data, but also what I'm trying to get at here is that tiktok's data collection serves the exact same purpose as any other big platform's data collection, which is Making Money. it's all the same. you could even argue that the big monolithic publishers like tiktok/reddit/facebook/google who source their own buyers are less leaky (and therefore less problematic in general) because their supply chains don't include a million third-party ad platforms per auction, and those third-party middlemen are often the ones who sell shit to data brokers, so tiktok's closed advertising ecosystem is actually better than some of these publishers with miles-long ads.txt files who'll do business with anybody.

but like, for example: pixel tracking is a common way to track ad conversions by measuring how many users click on ads and do stuff on the website that the ad leads to. facebook has the facebook meta pixel, reddit has the reddit pixel, tiktok has the tiktok pixel... exact same tech. exact same reason. no espionage, just ads for those mobile games where you're trying to solve a weird maze thing before some guy drowns in lava

#the reddit pixel documentation is ass btw #when I interviewed with them (before they ghosted me lol) one of my assessments was to rewrite it #and this clearly wasn't a 'we're just using this for free labor' situation because that doc is still as bad as I remembered 🫡

[deadmomjokes]

Idk how me, a broad and chubby woman from a long line of broad and chubby women, and my husband, an average-height man from long lines of very tiny women and very average men, managed to produce a child so exceptionally tall, long, & lean that she can't wear store-bought clothes anymore without alteration. Yet here I am, dusting off a sewing machine I barely know how to operate....

#personal #this kid put on 2 inches in less than 3 months y'all #which is about how much she's supposed to grow in a YEAR at this age #while also somehow gaining no weight #i mean literally NONE #she even dropped an ounce overall #so no it wasn't my imagination that all her pants suddenly became too short #while simultaneously getting looser around the waist #and yes we're on top of the weight thing; she has a whole med team helping us out #it's cuz we finally found one of her EOE triggers so now she's eating more diversely and the inflammation is reducing #so her body is getting excited to go for all that growth it was putting off due to lack of nutrients and calories #same thing happened as an infant when she started PPIs for the first time #on my mama's grave she went from 50th percentile to 90th in less than a month #she also has a documented history of massive growth spurts every time her dosage gets upped to match her current size #the lack of weight gain is a bit worrisome tho so we're working on upping her calories as much as possible #but anyway #if anyone has tutorials on Learning To Make Kids Clothes for complete noobs let me know #cuz clothes cost too much for how much they DON'T fit her

[likesummerrainn]

AEW Collision | 10.14.23

bonus:

#AEW #AEWedit #aew collision #christopher daniels #my gifs #marie #okay here's the thing. #i wasn't expecting to see him tonight. so when i heard his music i kinda lost my mind #cause i'm in love with him you see. and of course he did what he always does. he lost. #but he also just like. stayed in the ring for an extra five minutes AFTER the match and got his ass handed to him again. #and i had to document it for all of us.

[lesbianredhoodedmercenary]

the moeification of don quixote, or 418 years hrt

#don quixote #< if anyone searches that tag #i am scared to put this in other tags #i don't know anything about the other games #(aside from limbus i mean) #my only exposure to sid story is from the moe history blog on here #and destiny girl don was brought to my attention by someone in a discord server #though when i was trying to search for an image of destiny girl don quixote that wasn't a promo i saw. #official art where she had almost her whole pussy out. which tells me everything i need to know about destiny girl #and i know the revue starlight one is just a character doing a play but i added it to make the image formatting look better #< which is why i originally was looking for a different destiny girl image that was more vertical but the only one i could find #was the one where she had almost her whole pussy out #and i am NOT posting that #i also know it is. bonkers to mention limbus in the same breath as these other ones #but i'm not comparing the games/character designs/settings or w/e. just documenting the phenomenon of turning don quixote into a moe girl #also none of you reminded me to post this but i am doing it anyway

[eoinmcgonigal]

Please judge Bill!

This one? Found grumping in the desert??

He's like candyfloss with jaggedy lurking stuff inside.

Like, he will fuckin bite. And honestly, that's a sensible reaction in a lot of the situations he ends up in. Which, well... He joined the SAS. He shouldn't be surprised. I think he's genuinely surprised to be the sole voice of reason so often, though. The burden he bears... Tragic. Won't someone help him carry it??

Looks: 10/10 Sanity: possibly critically endangered/10 Derangement: 8/10 (he did join the SAS...) Untapped ferocity: 18/10 Other: +342 for sticking up for the rank & file Total: underappreciated cutie/10

I have enjoyed contemplating/judging him (let's be real, he's a very good Judge of Things, and I 100% respect that). I get the feeling he's one for the Society of Underappreciated Characters' Champions (SUCCers). Have you suffered an injury at work? Has the burden of carrying an entire unit of dumbasses left you with a bad back, aching shoulders, and a long, weary sigh others mistake for the worn creak of time? If so, Bill Fraser may be the character for you. Watch SAS: Rogue Heroes today, and see if He's the answer to all your problems!

#he is cute and smart and will bite but he is tired and needs a hug #very very likeable #bill fraser #sas rogue heroes #sas rogue heroes shitposts #document type: disinformation #ngl he kinda disappears into the background but you just know if he wasn't there his absence would be noticed #his letter bit in ep 3 was very sexy #'i'ma fight these dumbass officers if they don't recognise the value of these men' good on you sir #judging for fun

[yamitheyin]

found something interesting about the Zenith fight while digging around the uty code

apparently for the acts "Remind" and "Focus" in their respective phases there's supposed to be a second line of dialogue, but it's just not written out

#i actually pulled up a file right before the fight to double check i wasn't misremembering #but yeah those acts just outright never say the second line #idk why it doesn't call it though because i can't find the script that determines how many messages are printed at a time #i don't think this is actually documented on either tcrf or the uty wiki now that i think about it #undertale yellow #undertale yellow spoilers #yami rambling

[catkin-morgs-kookaburralover]

i have anorexia nervosa on my past psychiatric history??

#i was of the underdstanding that it wasn't documented #tw ed #been feeling bad abt Not having it on the documentation at all and went to check hospital documentation from october for other reasons #and anorexia nervosa is on the list of past psychiatric history #huh #this will not stop the current relapse however #personal