#that's inappropriate sir

[link-sans-specs]

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GMM2564

What's the CORRECT Food Choice?

#gmm #link neal #link avec specs #ocean blues #nom nom #link loves ice cream 🍦 #licky lick 👅 #tongue of the cobra #oh gosh 😳 #that's inappropriate sir #but carry on #😏😏😏 #gmm 2564 #my edit

[humans-are-tasty]

#my art #monkey d. luffy #one piece #dracule mihawk #sir crocodile #mihawk a little more moustachy and very OOC smile #the croc is from almost a year ago but i still find it neat #just normal drawings #hoping to draw less fanart and more original stuff this year. or at least really try to go out of my comfort zone #also plz no inappropriate comments about the croc #luffy and mihawk make good templates to experiment on. maybe cuz they're simple and shaped + wide brim hat #i seriously have a mihawk disease #i really like drawing low angles #i was looking at pics of tsurumi from GK and i was like mihawk could have a moustache like that #i think mihawk is the cutest guy in one piece. #April Edit: modified the luffy pic slightly. the shadow cutting off in the middle of his neck was bothering me for months

[cry-ptidd]

Babycard not liking/trusting men for obvious reasons and sticking to the women of Hellsing manor?

Seras is his favorite.

#hellsing #alucard #sir integra #seras victoria #laura chastel #walter c dornez #ft two random soldiers #hellsing oc #babycard au #my art #my oc #sadly for Vlad there’s like 3 women in the whole thing #Laura recognizes THAT discomfort and she’s like god fucking dammit. god dammit now I can’t be mean to him anymore #gods he makes me so sad #i want to coddle him #also he got lent some little slippers #also hc that he doesn’t like Pip #Vlad looks like he would have unreasonable amounts of beef with people #Laura: if anyone touches you inappropriately please do tell because it gives me authorization to eat them

[scarlet-and-ultraviolet]

#sleep token #vessel #not my video #gif #my gif #excuse me sir?????? #the way way he pulled that mic off the stand....idk that did something to me 🥴🥵 #i have something inappropriate to say ✋🏻 #i would pay money for this man to get mad at me

[tennessoui]

omg superhero n journalist au is so cute!!!!!!!! I literally just laughed out loud thinking about superhero anakin, constantly being suspicious about this adorable journalist man, being on sharp guard whenever obiwan does smth suspicious in his eyes, but then becoming a little sad in the next moment bc obiwan was actually so hot and he really enjoyed the man's occasional company, but then this cinnamon roll looking man HAD TO BE A VILLAIN! IT'S SO UNFAIR! And while anakin is having his quiet freaking-out over there, oblivious obiwan is just trying to make a living, to not get killed in this insane city with too many villains, and to hide his little bit childish crush on Vader from this very handsome young mechanic.

it’s like the entire thing could probably be solved if obi-wan was a little less oblivious about handsome mechanic being hot superhero AND if he was a little less embarrassed about having a childish crush on hot superhero because his entire deflection routine is incredibly suspicious to anakin who already suspects him because he’s being all shifty and in and around crime scenes when anakin looked him up and his usual beat is politics around the city’s Capitol area!!

but anakin is not immune to the cute handsome journalist man who flirts with him and brings him coffee when he works on his car so of course he becomes his cute handsome journalist boyfriend….better to keep an eye on his surely villainous ways while anakin conducts his own investigation into obi-wan kenobi, journalist, who keeps acting all shifty and defensive when anakin brings up vader

obi-wan, for his part, would really just like to have a relationship with handsome hot mechanic without having to talk about or admit to his stupid childish crush on superhero Vader 😣

#asks #obikin #superhero au #of course anakin rescues obiwan as vader and vader is like tryig to interrogate him but obiwan was just lifted from the ruins of a cafe #to a rooftop a mile away he needs a MOMENT #he is flustered #Vader is being intimidating and asking about if his boyfriend knows that obiwan hangs around crime scenes #and obiwan didn’t realize vader knew he had a boyfriend 😳😳 #he’s been paying attention to him? 😳😍 #wait no but obiwan has a boyfriend so this is all very inappropriate Mr vader sir

[incorrect-ikevamp-quotes]

Comte Election Story, 6th Anniversary Event (JPN 2023)

I managed to get Comte's collection story during the 6th year anniversary event in the JPN version of the game. As usual, my translation skills are rudimentary at best, so this is just a rough/general sense of the contents. Rest of the translation is below the cut:

Sweet and lovely, our everyday life is irreplaceable. After becoming a vampire, I’ve lived with him forever like this. I seek out more and more of the man I love than anyone else--

Comte: Good morning, MC. You’re up very early today.

I went down to the dining room a few hours before dawn--only to find Comte nursing a teacup gracefully at one end of the table.

MC: Good morning. I managed to wake up somehow…how about you?

Comte: Actually, I just got back.

When I asked, he told me that the host of the party started talking to him all night, and they didn’t part ways until after midnight.

Comte: I was going to finish this cup of tea to unwind, and then try to rest til noon.

He runs a hand through his freshly washed hair and brings the cup to his mouth in a series of elegant gestures that makes me fall in love with him all over again. I’m not sure if it’s because I’ve been up all night, but my heart readily starts beating faster.

Even Comte seems to notice my reaction…

Comte: …looking at me like that, are you seducing me?

Comte's eyes narrowed mischievously and he left his cup behind to approach me. A beautiful beast gazed at me as if to take aim at his prey, and he drew me in with supple hands.

MC: I didn’t intend it that way but…it’s true that I'm captivated. Your damp hair and lovely gestures are so sexy that I’m at a loss…

Comte: Saying such a thing…you’re a naughty woman, MC. Even though I tried to quell my ardor with a cold shower and hot tea...I’m glad to hear it, even though I’m far from calm.

When I raised my head--having looked down in bashful embarrassment--I can see burgeoning in Comte’s eyes an indisputable, feverish desire…

MC: Ah, mm…

His soft lips playfully brushed against the nape of my neck.

Comte: No one else would be awake at this hour…though we could be interrupted any moment. Make sure to keep your voice down.

He chuckled a little before a hot sigh caressed my skin, dropping kisses one after another. He circled around the usual place he’d sink his fangs into me, and every brush of his lips made heat gather low in my body…

MC: So impatient…Abel…

Comte: …I’ve been waiting for you to give it to me

The corners of his lips lifted a little, before he buried his fangs into my neck.

MC: Mn, ah…aaaahh…

Comte: I love you so much...and whenever we aren't together, I’m starved of you. We were miles apart all night yesterday. I’ll show you just how much I missed you.

His voice--half-intoxicated with the ecstasy of my blood--was sweet and husky with his desire.

Comte: Before you, I’m always a love-starved beast.

As I gaze into those eyes burning with emotion, an electric sensation tingles down my spine. 

(Ah, I’m just the same. It’s not only my heart, my body is always seeking you out too.)

MC: Me too…all day and night, I’m always thinking about you…

Comte: --Come here. Take as much of me as you want

At his encouragement and incitement, I sink my fangs into him.

MC: ah, ha…

Pleasure washes over me in an endless cascade, every sensation in my body heightened and sharp. I clenched my hands tighter through his wet hair, and dug my fangs into him greedily to devour that wellspring of ecstasy. 

Comte: I'm happy to be able to share love with you like this, as a vampire.

Like drops of water moistening desiccated earth, every crimson drop fills us to the brim--

#ikevamp #ikemen vampire #ikevamp saint germain #ikevamp comte #ikevamp mc #comte propaganda #if you can't already tell from the contents of this one--i straight up died after reading it #THE IMPLICATIONS. FOAMING AT THE MOUTH. #the way they're both dancing around it. MC trying to be strong and endure properly (girl same) and. comte. #THE WAY COMTE BASICALLY STARTS SHAKING HIS ASS LIKE ONE OF THOSE BIRDS OF PARADISE. I AM UNWELL (AND ECSTATIC). #THE WAY HE WANTS HER TO WANT HIM AS INTENSELY/DESPERATELY AS HE DOES HER. THE WAY HE RELISHES HER BITING HIM HARD. #IM NEVER GONNA RECOVER FROM THIS ONE #ive legit just been that ace attorney meme with phoenix holding his head in his hands for DAYS #dare i even mention 'make sure to keep your voice down.' SIR. SIR ARE YOU SRS RN #man the way in purple moon event he was like 'oh nooooo haha no hank pank in public where we might get caught that's too inappropriate~ owo #I SEE YOU ABEL. I SEE YOU MONSIEUR LE COMTE DE SAINT GERMAIN. #I SEE THAT U SIT UPON A THRONE OF L I E S #i hope whoever writes comte as unhinged as possible over at jpn cybird gets a god damn raise #i have never in my life been so directly catered to in one chara i swear #'loved-starved beast' ILL DO YOU ONE BETTER COMTE JUST LET ME IN. LET ME IIIIIIIIN!!!!!! #straight up ive said it before and ill say it again #that's my emotional support softcore yan meow meow golden retriever #every event im like 'hope this doesn't awaken anything inside me.' and then immediately its just 'failed step one.' #although all jokes aside i do find it endlessly fascinating about the purebloods how like #while they don't experience as much bloodlust there is this acute sense of biting as a vital expression of romantic interest and/or claim #i dont think its a throwaway line that comte says at the end--id actually argue a lot of his desire for intimacy when she's human (cont.)-> #is because he feels a level of insecurity in his connection to her caused by the lack of shared/reciprocated biting #you know now that has me wondering if that's part of why other purebloods frown so heavily upon the idea of a pureblood/human couple #basically because they can't fulfill the most basic tenet of what it means to be coupled in that community's perception #yeesh ikevamp really went 'welcome to normative vampire politics' and im like 'I Am So Normal About This. (lie + analyzes)'

[augustinewrites]

just finished reading marius’ unchanged by time ssr…i was getting all teary but then i was like omg he’s such a slut and i love it

#‘some of the things i’m about to do may be considered inappropriate’ #SIR YOU CAN’T JUST SAY THUNGS LIKE THAT #AND??? IN FROMT OF THE FLOOR TO CEILING WINDOWS??? #MARIUS??????? #someone HELP #[—augustinechats]

[xofeno]

Update: he's still in jail I'm so sorry to the people whose accounts have warnings on them because of Jay putting on his badge so inappropriately. 😭

#EVEN TUMBLR AGREES THIS WAS INAPPROPRIATE SIR #jay halstead #putting on his badge #so inappropriately omg #tumblr #community labels #chicago pd #jesse lee soffer

[polysyndetonaddictsupportgroup]

omfg i really hope u finished sk8 the infinity bc that is the most fun, colourful, draindead show I have ever watched and I would sell my soul to the devil for a s2 to come faster.

but like, who’s ur favourite character? langa will always be dear to my heart bc of just how dense he is sometimes. like he genuinely cannot comprehend most things that happen around him and that just adds to his charm.

also am i the only one who was super fucking weirded out by the way adam interacted with the kids?? the dub is just so much more creepy than the sub and he’s just so much worse around these children- the way he speaks to miya, the nicknames he gives reki and the way he behaves with poor sweet langa is so uncomfy to watch???

I finished it and I LOVED it.

Langa’s my favorite character for much of the same reason. Oh my god he’s so dense and so good. My beautiful boy. All he knows is Board and Love Reiki. He’s so chill. He was just like “I have Never Skateboarded in my Life. The first try should be on this Death Mountain in an event with explosives involved. I will destroy the competition.” I simply adore him. I think we should just keep putting him on different types of boards to see if he can qualify on an Olympic level in them within the span of months. Surfboard. Wakeboard. Other types of board. He is so beautiful and so good.

Oh Adam is so uncomfortable to watch during this, especially his entire thing with langa. He’s always giving him roses and touching him and calling him his Eve. He has an entire wall filled with video footage of him. He had cameras following him when he wasn’t even at S. He openly calls Reiki the third wheel as if Langa doesn’t go into immediate depression if his boyfriend is not there to watch him skate. If the post-credits montage is accurate, then he parachuted from the sky with a bouquet of roses when Langa turned 18. Like this is fully stalking and deeply upsetting please go away.

#sk8 the infinity #this show is so so good #and Adam needs to have a restraining order be brought against him #sir leave that gay teenager alone #I cannot wait for season 2 #every interaction with the kids is fully inappropriate but langa he’s like. targetting. #he won’t stop touching him #he keeps giving him gifts and calling it a courtship #he has /cameras following him at all time/ #he thinks of langa’s extremely homoerotic best friend as the third wheel and keeps trying to hospitalize him about that #like. he sent him a letter addressed to the third wheel. like man. langa does not like you. #if I had joes upper body strength I would have punched that man already

[link-sans-specs]

It's too sexy!

GMM2471

Leaving Things in a Fish Tank For a Month

#gmm #gmm 2471 #link neal #link avec specs #his eyes are pretty even when they're closed #gosh his neck 😳 #this is inappropriate sir #that crooked little satisfied smile #whew 🥵 #my edit

[oriiduckko]

Can i give Stanley a firm hand shake

#do the hand thingly #why are you guys hand holding in my house #*gasp* inappropriate behavior sir #EHEHHE #// #mii artz #Mandela catalogue #stanley mandela catalogue

[elfgremlin]

ppl who call customer service lines and accuse the employee who picked up of being the one responsible for ur problem, there’s a special place in hell for you

#txt #i had a guy accuse me of fraud and charging him inappropriately for his membership #then he was like how can i trust you? you’ve broken my trust why should i give u my info #i was like. sir. i’m trying to help u. u called the general line not a specific location line. give me the fucking info #then he sat there yapping at me accusing me of stuff #i just sat here browsing my phone until he got quiet lmao

[solvicrafts]

I needed my Emotional Support Drow today so I brought them with me to work and took pictures of them outside on the way back home.

#felted dragon shop #valas hune #kimmuriel oblodra #legend of drizzt #I would've brought Jarlaxle along too but all three of them didn't fit in my bag #and lbr Jarlaxle wouldn't go out in his pajamas peacock that he is #Valas probably wouldn't either but I didn't have time to change his clothes #also I didn't even realize his button came undone until after I took the pic and I was too lazy to take another #so it seems a tad inappropriate xD #VALAS WTF ARE YOU DOING SIR??? #Kimmuriel's hair was fucking wild because of the wind it was just constantly going nuts as I tried to take pics of him #NEXT TIME I'M DOING IT UP IN A PONYTAIL AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT

[spikeghost]

i didn't think it needed to be said because my blog speaks for itself, but please do not follow me if you're under 18.

This is not a family friendly space. I don't wanna have to worry about whether what i post is appropriate or not, i can barely tag my shit as it is. And i know when you're a teenager you wanna act grown and interact with mature content, i can't stop you from doing that, lord knows nobody could have stopped me when i was a teenager, but please go to that somewhere else.

#we talk about sex death and murder here sir #among other wildly inappropriate things

[birthofvcnus]

not a customer fully asking me out to dinner while i’m making him pay for his snacks 💀

#sir 💀 first of all that’s inappropriate second of all you’re ugly 💀