#thates me!!

[bonebrokebuddy]

“I don’t understand why you’re so adamant on asking me this, Hal. I just mentioned to Barry that I talked with the head Easter Bunny once and now everyone keeps asking me if I think the Easter Bunny is real! Why do people keep asking me? I’ve met them. I don’t understand why I have to ‘believe’ in the Easter Bunny for them to be real! They exist!”

Hal put his hands up and stepped back, clearly not expecting the frustrated and somewhat hostile response of Billy who slumped back into his seat, which was slightly less satisfying in his bulkier body, and began running his hands through his hair.

The repetition of being interrogated over a simple comment was not only bewildering but had gotten increasingly more annoying to answer as somehow the members of The Justice League, the literal most powerful group of people on earth, didn’t seem to understand a piece of basic knowledge.

Billy was not only very tired of being asked the same thing but even more-so he wanted the laughing at his ordinary response to stop.

He paused and looked Hal dead in the eyes then began to speak in the most dead tone Hal had ever heard from the usually cheerful man.

“Hal, I know the Easter Bunnies are real because I had to spend two, very long weeks personally overseeing the creation of their union that made sure they no longer routinely experience unsafe working conditions and helped establish 8 hour working days so they no longer get overworked or are required to do 80 hour weeks prepping for Easter and get punished for doing less or don’t get paid”,

Billy’s previously slow, blank tone grew more rushed and frustrated as he went on,

“I mean, I didn’t even do much other than sit there and look intimidating by throwing around lightning sometimes and make sure the Easter chicks didn’t do any funny business or tamper with the legal process!

It was in all the papers in Fawcett! I had my picture taken with them and everything. But Hal. I can guarantee you that the Easter Bunny exists. Please. Please stop fucking asking me.” Finally done, Billy slumped onto the table with a loud clunk.

Hal stood there shocked for a moment. “Marvel, did you just imply there’s multiple easter bunnies and they established a form of government?!”

Billy, with seemingly tremendous emotional effort, lifted his head from the table by a few inches and looked Hal in the eyes with a pleading tone, “If I just say no, will you please stop asking me?”

“Absolutely not, now I have even more questions”

Billy let his head fall back onto the table with an even louder clunk and groaned.

#captain marvel #billy batson #dc #shazam #dc captain marvel #this is apart of a larger Fawcett world building thing I’m working on #won’t be a fic but will be a massive chunk of ideas on how cool it would be for Fawcett Citys logic to run how a genuine child would expect #& have it be partially the reason why marvel is just sorta Like That #hes not actually naieve. it’s just how logic works in Fawcett #including the tooth fairy and the Easter bunny existing within Fawcett #as Fawcett city operates like how a kid imagines it would #teachers actually live at school. there’s a floor in all Fawcett school buildings thate residential space for staff #if someone needs glasses and loses them. they simply cannot see Velma style #Monsters under the bed are also real. Some people keep them as pets. #i got so much more. it’s gonna be a blast once I get to finally finishing it. #but currently I’m having fun exploring the misconceptions a kid has of the world and how & if I can apply it to the au #this is also my first time writing anything non dnd setup description in about 5 years so please give me some leeway #bones writes

[canyourlawnmowerdothis]

fursona doodles i finally colored :3

#thates me babey. freakgendr spotted hyena #lawnmower ocs #lawnmowart

[benrybenrybenry-chr]

dude EVERY Sherlock Holmes discord server is the most stressful environment for someone like me to be in I swear- I'm not used to big public servers where anyone can see your opinions and every channel HAS to be used in a specific way and if your conversation drifts you have to move like holy. shit

the chill autistic man's nightmare, additional anxiety about not being where you're meant to be in a DISCORD SERVER

#personal bullshit #like most people are really nice but mods freak me out #maybe thats cuz I have a fear of authority and my experience with discord mods is the opposite of pleasant #but jesus fuck #I dont like having to move channels every time a conversation naturally drifts #idk idk I only use personal servers so im not used to that kind of environment #I mean I totally get it #people want their servers properly organized so thate fair but just doesnt mix with me LMAO #anyways this is my complaining party over #might make a server of my own so that it can be a bit more chill

[aropride]

Is this u /j

https://www.tumblr.com/hc-viii/735359272161001472/mutual-1-anyone-else-just-get-scared-for-their?source=share

NOT EVEN KIDDING OP IS MY MUTUAL AND MUTUAL 1 WAS INSPIRED BY ME 😭😭

#ask #bluejeansbutch #I LIKE THATE VERYONEKNOWS ME FOR MY SCAREDPOSTING /GEN I THINK ITS SO FUNNY

[skrunksthatwunk]

AGGGHGJJZJJZJZHZGZJZMKKCJJXJXJ

(^^ just finished yakuza 0 for the second time)

#IM SO FUCKING NOT NORMAL OR OKAY ABOUT THSI SHIT. AAAAAAAA #killing. shitting myself #i fuckign bit my hand at the end of the majimako scene when hes walking away AOUUGHHH #i bit it too hard though owiee #im so glad my roommate is out rn so i can freely lose my cool #oughh #when sagawa lights majimas cigarette and one of the first scenes is majima lighting his in typical deferential fashion #but sagawa lights it like an equal #also still not over the suit discussion in serena. AUGHHHH FUCKKK #and the whole “even if it takes me my whole life i swear ill pay you back nishiki' GOD FUCK ME JUST. NNNNGHHHHHHGJKSJSJS #KILL ME NOW RGG STUDIOS #AAAAGGGHHGGGAHGAG #guh. ough.hh #anyway watching the shibusawa stage transitions made me think of making an rgg gay sex comp #but like it's just fighting moments that are particularly 🤨 or 😳 yknow #also eee im so excited to be done w zero bc like #1) i wanted to replay all the games i have + play the judgments this summer and i uh. didnt even finish zero :p #2) i really wanted to get to the non prequel games tbh thate the vibe ive been craving so this is good #and i only spent half the time i did last run on this!! 78 hr personal best omgg <3 #rgg

[todayisafridaynight]

You're asking the webbed site that was horny for a twink in a 3rd grade I'll fitting green suit, a skeleton wearing a nothing blue hoodie and pink slippers, and fucking triangle 😭

this site wouldnt know what a sexy outfit looked like if it beat them over the head with a pipe

#snap chats #is this about the drip wars. im going to assume so. #i just dont know how youre presented with thate beautiful outfit and then choose a car salesmen #is it cause he's gay. is that why. cause we have an essay on jo if so LET ME SPEAAAAK #dont let me speak im insane but POINT IS..... ill never forgive this site....

[lepusrufus]

fade is pure chaotic neutral energy

And I LOVE her for it I'm so close to unlocking her too I can't wait to be less busy and get back to playing a bit

Also some of her voice lines are sweet sweet nightmare fuel someone get her and Fiddlesticks to meet up and become buddies

#don't get me started on Fiddlesticks #i love thate scarecrow mf someone give the va a rise or so help me #asks

[n0ct0urn1quet]

@510snake i cast spell of dysphoria be gone FOREVER AND ALWAYS!!!!!!!!!!

#i gotchu bro u are my scrimbly bimbly wimbly ! #with the beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeg boobas and the beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeg thighs!!!!!! #an!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeg tumy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #u ar . round :] shapet like...... love :] shaped like.....friemd!!!!!! #shaped like!!!!!!!!!! snug!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #u ar so snugy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and i!!!!!!!!!!!!!! loves u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ur very preby bro #u hav a cute fac!!!!!!!!! an a cute tumy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #bro also u should send me mor tumy pics brooooooooo i mis seeimg ur tumby.............wan 2 see it.......................... #i wana see tumie an giv it kisys #because u hab cute tum!!!!!!!!!!!!! #and bro.................................... as.s.....................................hhgeheheghgehe......................... #tis very round :] squimshy softe :] bouncy :] #am using it !!!! as a pilow!!!!! bc!!!!!!!!! is comby <:] #an veeeeeeeerey cute bro #cute asse :] #u shoul also............yk............send pics of thate..............hehgehehge...................ONLY if ur comfy with it tho- #u just !!!!!!!!! have a cute everything bro!!!!!!!! everythibg about u is verey cute :] u ar so shaped an round !!e!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #u ar my shaped gf!!!!!!!!!! shaped like chub!!!!!!!!! an snug!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #shaped like friemd!!!!!!!!!!! freimbly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i lobs u!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #u ar veerey preby n cute n hot n sexey an beautiful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #u ar my lobly chuby snug wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my lubly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sbimbly wimbly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wawa!!!!!!!!!!! #i lob ur ass!!!!!!!!!! and ur thighs!!!!!!!!!! and ur hips and waist!!!!!!!!!! and ur tummy!!!!!!!!!! and....bobas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #ur so shaped bro i canot wait 2 meet u in person and jus use u as a pillow n lay on ur boobas n tummy n as.s....................... #and bro i wil kis all of thos too bro.......... i kis bobas.......... an tumie........ an hipbs......an waist an thighs....an.......as..... #an pp 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳 #jk SLKJDKGBGBKG...........................................unless 😳 #anyways SKLJAKJSBDJLBLKG #u ar just my preby wifey bro <:] i loves u :] #ur face is veeeerey preby too bro and i jus wana kis it !!!!!!! wana kis ur forhed and lips!!!!!!!!! an nos!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #jus wana giv u kisys evrywher <:] ur my leoby beloby wimbly bimbly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[scrambled-eggsed]

today i was in my Second Therapy Session™ and i was telling the guy about how since moving out all my problems disappeared and suddenly i dont even know if i need therapy and suddenly i had a vivid vision of that post about anti dandruff shampoo

#its the same w my meds bc suddenly im not sure i really need them #but like #*is depressed* *takes antidepressants* *is not as depressed* wow maybe i didnt need the antidepressants #thate stupid #you guys i really cant believe im in therapy #and on antidepressants #this is 13 yo me's wildest dream

[the-acid-pear]

I hate when my therapist or anyone for that matter justifies low empathy ppl who dont even try like tf are we supposed to do then? kill them? gtfo of here

#luly talks #empathy and sympathty ccan both be learnt i actively work on thate they didnt have a choi #change or die by my blade i guess #but dont tell me you didnt have a choice

[withasideofspice]

I think I’m really unhappy with my job (like the things I have to do) and that I’ve mentioned it to my boss before, that I don’t want to do what I’m doing (like it’s in my annual review and everything). But nothing has changed and we’re coming up on another annual review. So I think it’s time to find a new job

#which sucks because I like the people I work with #and like the mission and vision of the org and my department are so so so good and I like it #i just don’t think my boss is the best fit for me #and she relies FAR too much on me to do thatings that shouldn’t be part of my job or my role #and like I’ve been missing the repro/womens/queer kinda work I was doing before

[ssolarcalendarr]

music to cope? music to cope

#EVERY LITTLE THING EVERYLITTLE THINGG !!!! #EVERY LITTLE THING EVER LITTLE THING EVERY LITTLE THING THATE YOU SAYYY #YELLING AND SCREAMING TO THE LYSICS #AAAAAAHHHHHHH #YOU MAKE ME WANT TO QUESTION EVERYT LITTLE THING EVERY LITTLE THING EVERY LITTLE THING THAT YOU SAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY #/lyrics

[dehydratedlydia]

Who is your hottest mutual?

you ask this as if I didnt have a pantheon of gods and godesses thate mere me happened to be liked by

this is literally the judgement of paris like do you wanna start another trojan war??? cause thats how you start another trojan war

[squirmydonnie]

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[dogontwolegs]

ok i was looking through your art (absolutely really really good art btw!!!) and i saw that you turned 19 recently and i was like “oh cool me too” then i checked the day and it wAS LITERALLY TWO DAYS FROM MY BIRTHDAY?? !? that’s cool i think

WHAT!!! THATE IS EPIC!!! happy belated 19th birthday!! we are almost birthday twins yay 😄

AND THANKS YOU sm!!!