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mitchiegonewild · 2 years

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bitchie mitchies aot cinematic universe pt. 2

since you guys seemed to like the other ones, i have PLENTY more in my notes app:

connies a gumball (awog) kinnie

historia binged all of stranger things in 3 days and she hates the show

ymir listens to lil peep 😟

eren INSISTED on going as rainbow dash for halloween for ages 5-9

armin can TWERK OMG

mikasa makes her own soaps and their names are always something like “deaththroat orgasm” or “beta male sweat and tears”

armin has a shrimp allergy and everyone found out when they went to the beach and he ate shrimp scampi and almost fucking died in a pineapple willy’s

on the same trip, levi and erwin fucked in a margaritaville bathroom while wasted on said margaritas

hitch gaslit everyone into thinking she went to their school only for annie to tell them “oh she doesn’t she just likes to mess with peoples heads”

armins their discord mod

jean posts marco to ALL of those couple-y tiktok audios

gabi got in trouble for being a habitual grass eater in pre k

falco provided more grass when she was in time out. he is not an innocent man

zeke and levi brutally fist fought outside of a chili’s while eren, mikasa, armin, historia, and erwin stood to the side and watched

bertholdt had a “soft uwu boy” era in quarantine

reiner videos annie eating and then puts sad music over it

connie is unaware pirating movies and music is illegal and has been doing both since he was seven

one of those mall interviewers came up to sasha and mikasa and sasha bit his mic

armins name in erens phone is “malewife🥰💗”. jurys still out on whether or not its ironic

bertholdt was on witchtok for a month and they’re not even wiccan

ymir kills wasps with her bare hands

hangë has access to levi’s twitter account but levi’s never on twitter so he doesn’t know. hangë posts truly the most heinous shit on there

moblit gets hangë a box of organ-shaped chocolates every year for valentine’s day

onyankopon had a hamilton phase

& bertholdt had a be more chill phase 🗿

erwin proposed to levi three times before levi accepted to “make sure he wanted to be married”

armin did a magic routine for the eighth grade talent show and killed that shit. they won 1st place

connie & ymir have neck yourself battles. ymir is currently winning

ymir also has the humor of a 12 boy addicted to fidget spinner

annie is a manager at mcdonald’s and loudly proclaims her hatred for it

erwin carries a glock everywhere he goes. bro is strapped up fr

the first time bertholdt had a panic attack in front of reiner, reiner freaked out and gave his beats to them and played dubstep to try and get him to concentrate on something else

jean only says “balls” like cartman does (bawlz)

bertholdt does not know what MILF stands for

hitch has a monster can wall

sasha does this thing where if anyone yawns she shoves her fingers in their mouth and yells “CHICKEN FINGER”

erwin has a tiktok account to monitor what his kids post & he comments on them

levi calls mikasa brat number 1, historia brat number 2, and armin brat number 3

levi calls eren, sasha, & ymir his “forth, fifth, & sixth brat”

reiner has memorized all of the wenomechainasama spellings

bertholdt is a clairo enthusiast

annie CANNOT STAND the smell of pork

zeke has a podcast

pieck is his editor and trolls the shit out of him with it

mikasa knows how to vogue & death drop

reiner does that thing where he plays tiktok audios and pretends he’s in an edit

mikasa is the biggest fucking internet troll but is supremely undercover about it

the only person who knows is jean because he’s her favorite victim but nobody believes him when he tells them

another one of sasha’s tiktoks blew up & it was a “baby got back” dance that she did with armin and connie and all of the comments were like “THE TWINK CARRIED THIS” or “GO CAILLOU GO”

zeke accidentally married a stripper in vegas one time. she was super chill about the divorce and they keep in touch

pieck collects shiny things

niccolo beat connie with a remote control because every time mario said “it’s-a me, mario!” connie would whisper “it’s-a me, niccolo!”

#aot headcanons #headcanon #mitchies headcanons #levi ackerman #erwin smith #eren jaeger #armin arlert #mikasa ackerman #sasha braus #reiner braun #bertholdt hoover

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cloudy-leonhart · 3 years

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bc I couldn’t stop thinking abt prince!bertholdt and Kristy probably had it in the back of her mind-

A Song that makes me think of this Drabble:

(lowercase letters intended.)

this Drabble is for @bertlebear <3

bertholdt had woken up from his slumber, just before the sun rose, his familiar bedroom, covered corner to corner in luxuries he’s had since he was a child, a small whine leaving his lips as he stretched, sitting up. a bundle of blankets lay beside him, your hair all sprawled all over the fluffy pillow you lay on, he laid back down, cool air from his open window made him shiver, covering his bared chest with a spare blanket. you slowly awoke, your eyes were squinted, refocusing on bertholdt’s tired and smiling face. His face didn’t show it but he was in awe, you looked so beautiful with an afterglow of last nights activities, the sun painted you in streaks of gold. You were absolutely divine in the morning hour. You saw him staring at you in wonder and laughed, your voice soft and mellow, asking, “is there something wrong, my prince?”

bertholdt’s smile grew wider, his eyes seemed to twinkle with delight, “nothing, you just look so divine, my princess.”

#honey’s moots #sweet.bertholdt #the bertholdt kinnies <3 #reader x bertholdt #attack on titan bertholdt #bertholdt x reader #snk bertholdt #aot bertholdt #bertholdt hoover #bertholdt fubar #aot x y/n #aot x reader #aot imagines #attack on titan #attack on titan x reader

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cloudy-leonhart · 3 years

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You have so many options how am I supposed to choose omg I need some time to think😭but congrats on 100 too! I'm so happy for you <3

thanks kristy!! Take your time lol, you’ve got 2 weeks in making a choice- I’ll get the dad!bert done by tomorrow and don’t try to rush on the bert fic you’re writing, pls don’t overwork yourself <33

#honey’s moots #the bertholdt kinnies <3

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cloudy-leonhart · 3 years

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Hiii Honey🥺Imysm and hope you’re doing well! I can’t say I’ve given up on writing AOT but I gotta find motivation again😅boy idk if it’s because I find most of my fics on ao3 than here but hey, I hope you’re doing well! For me I’m getting my writing ideas/stuff together and hopefully find a consistency again :) Rewatching the show is my plan, I miss getting emotional over them

I’ve already replied to your other ask but tell me about your day! And also since we’re both rarely active on here, if you wanna exchange other social contacts in DM’s we totally can! Just in case if anything happens or if you wanna keep in touch and talk more since I’m trying to prepare myself to post again on here, hence why I’m not that active lol. I kinda miss reading/writing Bert/AOT content since I’ve gotten into other fandoms so that might be a sign I’ll get back into it at LEAST to finish my milestone event XD I hope to start posting other content outside of AOT too! :)

(Also I just read your bio and I’m dying Canadian juice is a thing?? I’ve never tried Canadian juice but that probably sounds worse than when you could just have a bubly or better yet juice elsewhere haha)

Lots of hugs,

Kristy <3

aaahh— hi kris-bee 🥺 I’m on right now because I’m practicing writing better- I’m glad you’re doing well! I miss you lots and I know how you feel about the aot fics, I’ve been more busier since my family’s aching to go enjoy the summer haha!!

With the socials exhanging, I don’t think I do well since I only have a discord :p yes yes I know I’m a grandma when it comes to social media but I don’t really see a point besides text ur friends :3 I’ve been into playing more video games lately so I too haven’t had some time to write out fics- (apologies to my drafts and requests because they’re collecting dust :(( )

There’s not really a Canadian juice lol- that’s what me and my friends call made-in-Canada juice lol, I’m pretty sure they taste the same in the US?? I just know the Filipino-made juice is sweeter- and that mangos there are way better than Canadian ones :p

Other than that, I might take a break on tumblr for a bit? My mental health hasn’t been the best, but I’m still deciding whether or not I just need a break or if I need to take time off the internet all in all, I’m happy you came to me to talk! I hope we talk more soon!!!

hugs and kithes <33

#honey’s rambling..#the bertholdt kinnies <3 #kris-bee 💕#honey’s asks! <3

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