#the rest of yall can go fuck yourselves ig

[gayforminatozaki]

I can't I fucking can't she's too cute I'm gonna implode and die bc of this singular post

#MERRY CHRISTMAS SANA STANS 🗣🗣🗣 #HOPE YOUR DAY IS LOVELY AND WONDERFUL #the rest of yall can go fuck yourselves ig #minatozaki sana #twice sana #sana #twice #kpop #kpop gg

[charliesgoodboy]

Hi, I have an idea

Mikey hires an assistant and the rest of Bonten keeps hitting on her but she's a lesbian and Mikey won't tell them because he wants amusement and they find out she's gay because Senju comes to pick her up and they kiss

Your...gay!?!?

Ig a Senju x Fem!reader?? Other than that its just bonten being dumb asf.

Uh male readers yall is good to read this shit cause its not rlly directed towards senju and fem reader, it's just bonten being dumb, because I lead a male reader blog my dudes👌🏾

Edit idea by @gaybitchfx 👇🏾

"This is F/n, she will be our new assisstant, so if you need anything, just ask her and dont bother me." Mikey introduces you to the rest of the gang.

"Everyone introduce yourselves."

"Hajime Koknoi, but you can just call me koko darling."

"Haitani Rindou, but just Rin is fine."

"Haitani Ran."

"Haruchiyo Sanzu, just call me Sanzu." He comes up to you, and kisses the back of your hand.

"*ahem*Drug addict." Koko corrects.

"Shut yo bitch ass up coconut."

"Kakucho Hitto."

"Well um...nice to meet you guys..." You slide your hand away a bit from Sanzu.

"Well I'm L/n, F/n ofcourse and I look foward to getting to know yall." You bow.

You and Mikey had been friends for quite some time and he's been there for you ever since you came out, and is always supportive.

But that was something he would never tell people for his own enertainment.

Everytime some guy would hit on you, you would become friends with them and you would always think Mikey told them you were a lesbian.

But ofcourse not.

They would ask you out and Mikey would be laughing his ass off in the end.

Because not only were you gay, but you had a girlfriend, none other then Senju the leader of Brahaman(did I spell that right??)

Then that friendship would be no more, because either they were homophobic, or are just to embarresed to talk to you anymore.

He hasn't done that in some time but today might be the day he will.

"Woah, she's hot." Sanzu whispered slightly.

"Damn she got a nice body..." Koko muttered.

"Imma check if my bedroom has room for two one sec." Ran says running to his room.

"Mother fucker...AY RAN BACK THE FUCK OFF!!" Rindou said running after his older brother.

"Girls hotter than the hottest." Kakucho muttered.

You look over to Mikey who was so close to laughing his ass off but no, he can't laugh yet this is only the beginning.

"Is this...normal??" You question.

"Huh?? Oh yea totallyyy yea." Mikey told an obvious lie and you just nodded somehow believing him anyway.

"Alright then anything I gotta do right now??" You ask.

"Welll lets see, could you get me some-"

"Dorayaki. Got it." You say walking away to grab your Keys and head to the store.

"Damn she know me so well." Mikey sighs.

"I wonder what flavour of paste will be inside..." Mikey sat there day-dreaming about his dorayaki till he felt a nudge on his arm.

"Huh?? Oh, Kakucho. What." He says sounding disappointed that his daydream was over.

"Boss, where did you find that assistant of yours??" He asks.

"Oh, me and F/n go way back we met about a year before I met Ken-chin." He redponds, obviously knowing what question will be asked.

"Boss...I apologize for this...but is she taken??" Kakucho asked eager for him to say no ofcourse.

"Oh noooo, she's singglleee whyyy???" He swoons.

Kakuchos face goes red soon enough. "Oh, um no reason, bye boss!" And just like that he's disappered.

"Now back to my Dorayaki...ah yes...strawberry, or chocolate paste??"

"MIKEY, I GOT YOUR DORAYAKI!!" You yell making Mikey run to you in his dollar store flip-flops.

"What flavour??" He asks demanding.

"Oh they only had chocolate so-"

"Perfect." He says snatching the dorayaki from your hand and walking away.

"Rude bastard, didn't even fucking say thank you." You mutter before you feel your phone buzz in your pocket.

"Yello?? Ah! Senju!"

"Hey dear I was wondering if you wanted f/f(favorite food) for dinner??" She asked.

"Oh yes! I would love some thank you!" You say mouth already watering from imagining the taste.

"OK good cause I already got the ingredientes and I'm already cooking them." She says making you snap out, having a confused look on your face.

"Then why did you ask-"

"K love you bye!" And she hangs up. "Damn, everyone so fuckin' rude today." You roll your eyes, about to walk away till you felt someone tap your shoulder.

"Huh? Oh, whats up Koko??" Looking up at the white haired male as he smiles.

"Nothing much really...I was just wondering if i could have your number??" He asks.

"Uh, why??" You say being totally oblivious.

"W-why?? I-I u-um cause since your an assistant I figured I'll need your number ya know??" He says telling a half-truth.

"Oh...well sure?? Here gimmie your phone." You say making grabby hands.

'Omg this is fucking adorableeee!!' Koko thought as he handed you his phone, watching you put in the number.

"Alright, here you go, it's in." And you hand him back his phone, and walk away.

"I'm never ever washing this phone screen...ever." He says hugging his phone like a psycho.

"F/nnnnnn!" You turn around to see Sanzu beside you making you jump a little in suprise.

"O-oh hey San..zu?? What is this for??" Once you turned to him you saw a huge boque of flowers in front of you.

"Just a welcome gift is all." And a wide smile appears across his face.

You look at him then the flowers.

"Well, thank you, I guess?? I'll put these in something with water." You hesitantly grab the flowers.

"No problem baby girl~" And he ships away like a child.

"Did he just call me- ok whatever I just cant wait till Senju picks me up..." You sigh already wanting to go home.

"Gosh I don't even know where to set these- oh! Hey Rin!" You bump into Rin by suprise.

"Hey, F/n, here." He gives you a box of your f/s(fav snack) which weirdly your not weirded out by I mean it's your f/s...but howd he know??

Eh.whatever. food is food.

"Well thank you.." You walk away slowly, again bumping into someone once again.

Almost falling you feel someone grab your waist looking up to see that its Ran.

"Oh hey Ran-" but being cut off once again you see a ring in your face.

"Eh?"

"For you ofcourse." Again you slowly take the gift walking away already having about three of them in your hand.

"God MIKEY!"

"WHADYA WANT!?!? AND ITS BOSS TO YOU IDIOT!!" He yells back.

"OK SHUT IT! AND WHAT THE HELL DO I DO WITH THESE!! SENJU MIGHT BE PICKING ME UP IN A WHILE!!"

"Bitch yell at me again and just put them on that couch or something." He said pointing to the couch to his left.

"Gosh I can't with-"

"F/N!" You roll your eyes.

"Who is it this time- OH SENJU HEY!!" You run up up her embracing her into a hug and giving her a kiss on the lips.

"Hey baby, the food finished earlier than I thought and-"

"WHAT."

"THE."

"ABSOLUTE."

"FUCKING."

"BITCH."

You look over to see Kaku, Koko, Rin, Ran, and Sanzu with wide mouths.

"Huh?? What is it guys? Oh...MIKEY YOU BASTARD!!"

But you already see the white haired male rolling on the floor laughing and holding his stomach.

"Y-YOU FUCKING IDIOTS- BWAHAHAHAHAHA-!!! DUMBASS BITCHESS!!!!HAHAHAHAH"

"Mikey it aint that funny-"

"BAHAHAHAHAHA DUMBASSESS!! SHES A LESBIAN!! HAHAHAHHA STUPID!!" He laughs and laughs pointing at them as well.

"Wait...YOUR DATING MY SIS-" But Sanzu done did passed out.

"AND THE DRUG ADDICT PASSED OUT HA!"

"All my dreams...gone..." Kakucho mutters looking down at his hands in sadness.

Rin and Ran still in shock while Koko was fucking crying.

"AND THE COCONUT CRYING!!!"

"Mikey shut up." Senju says throwing her shoe at him.

"Gosh lemme get all these gifts- and your shoe, so I can go eat, I'm fucking starving..." you sigh getting your things and Senju's shoe.

"Ah, sorry for not telling you guys, hehe thought this bastard of a friend told you my bad." You chuckle.

"No more marrige..."

"Well played..."

"FUCK!"

"MY."

"LIFE."

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Srry if this is rushed asf I'm just tired srry🥲

#Bonten #Senju x fem reader #fem reader #Lesbian reader #bonten mikey #senju x reader #senju x you #Tokyo rev x you #tokyo revengers fluff #bonten kokonoi #bonten ran #sanzu haruchiyo #haitani rindou #rindou haitani #haruchiyo sanzu #kokonoi hajime #kakucho hitto #Bonten being dumb asf #Tokyo rev x reader

[1ddiscourseoftheday]

Fri 8 Mar

Louis promo, day two, stunt time. Are we surprised? Some are, some are not. The Dan Wootton interview came out and yeah, anything you might have imagined being in there, it is and it’s worse. But is it a smoking gun proving once and for all that Louis is straight, Freddie is his large child and Eleanor his future wife? I mean...

Let me say first and foremost that it's unpleasant to deal with and if you're feeling upset or anxious, that's totally valid! Trying to reconcile multiple versions of reality and receiving contradictory information from someone you trust is a serious mindfuck and not okay and it's very reasonable to feel bad as a result- it does not make you a bad fan or weak to have these feelings! Please be gentle with yourselves. For me, it helps to analyze and approach the situation logically so let's look at this whole mess. First of all there are two different reasons people are upset-- one is the fear that Louis is telling the truth about everything, the other is being sure that he isn't but having gotten hope up that he wasn't going to have to lie anymore. The first then- was Louis straight all along, is the kid his, does he think larries are crazy, etc? The problem with this scenario is that it's all or nothing- like if you believe him today you have to believe, right out of the box, that he and Harry were never together, and that truly strains the bonds of reality. For me, that's quite a bit harder to swallow than believing that a gay musician might exist and be closeted and lie. I don't have room here to go through everything piece by piece but plenty of blogs are doing that, and there are plenty of plot holes to chase down (the mysterious disappearance of Danielle is especially entertaining, as always), but I think this one major thing is the weak thread that when you pull it, the rest unravels. As for that, the one thing that he doesn't go full anti on in the podcast? Harry. On that subject he says only how good his album was, how much he respects him, that their relationship is one of mutual respect, and how much their relationship has matured. He also talks about how important it was to have the support of his significant other when Jay was dying and while he says he's talking about Eleanor, it's worth mentioning that 1) they theoretically weren't together then 2) she wasn't in the country and 3) Harry was verifiably around (much as he is right now for Louis’ release time). A few other quick takes, sorry for everything I have to leave out- he goes hard on Elounor but is quick to shut down the idea that they might be getting married, the Zouis stuff sucks but wbk this is what it is but he does say he doesn't know if a 1D reunion will be OT4 or OT5 when it for sure happens in the future, and the only actual conspiracy he addresses and denies is that Freddie is a doll.

Anyway moving on to the second issue, that Louis is still having to do this and that the baby narrative is alive and well in the year of our lord 2019, yeah. It sucks. So what is happening? Why is this still happening under the new team and should we hate them now? No! Everything we've seen still stands, they're doing great work for Louis, our boy is releasing his music and it's being appreciated and it's a wonderful thing. ONLY this media outlet is asking about or reporting on this stuff. One other interviewer mentioned Freddie VERY briefly in passing and Louis chose not to acknowledge or respond, and that's it. But Louis is still with Syco, with Simon Jones. And Simon and Dan Wootton are very close, as in personal friends, and SJ loves this narrative, and Wootton loves getting exclusives and he loves this narrative. Is Syco punishing Louis? Are they just very bad at their jobs? Whatever reason, Simon Jones is in charge of UK press and this is definitely him. So are we seeing a clash between the teams? Some interpret the LTHQ tweet (basically, “SOOOOO how about that single??”) shortly after the interview dropped as evidence of this. 

Others point to this morning's weirdly timed emergence of 40 seconds of unseen footage from the most iconic of Larry moments, the Paris Valentine's day interview, after 7 years in a vault. What is up with that? An archive coincidentally deciding to capitalize on Louis’ publicity for clicks now (but not any other time in the last seven years)? SBB in action? Louis’ new team feeding both sides of the fandom at once and trying to keep two grenades in the air without fumbling either? His clever new team subverting the narrative of the old team who still hold sway? Regardless it's cute AF, do recommend. The site suggests there might be 7 more minutes of footage available for a price but it isn't clear if that's more unseen footage or the aired parts. It also isn't clear to me why no one has bought it yet if it's really for sale but maybe they're just closed on the weekend or something.

Moving on (can we please?) my lord, there's so much else to cover. Two Of Us spotify vertical video is out, Jordan Green did an amazing job and it's really lovely, we're absolutely spoiled for video content and we don't even have the main music vid yet. So much unreasonably pretty Louis. Oprah fucking Winfrey is out there promoting Two Of Us! She lists it as NUMBER ONE in a list of songs for Mother's Day that will make you smile which, okay ouch? I don't know about that? But still, WOW. There's a giant billboard of Louis in Times Square!! Amazing. The song is still at number one worldwide (suck it A Star is Born)! A new Louis song has been registered and it's the one he co-wrote in the Secret Genius sessions- could this be the previously mentioned next single? Could they be planning on doing back to back single releases BE STILL MY HEART. LT19 indeed! Louis will be on Graham Norton's radio show Mar 23! Liam posted about Two Of Us! And in the thanks…I guess… column, James Corden and the guy from The Wanted let us know how much they liked the song.

Currently, Louis is out on the town with the usual public event gang, including Eleanor. Ping pong was involved.

AND sorry to relegate yall to a note at the end but, hi Harry, we miss you! He tweeted for international Women's Day, “thank you to all the wonderful women of today yesterday and always“ and followed some badass professional women on IG. Niall also tweeted, “love to all the amazing ladies out there” and took questions on IG, as usual answering candidly and openly and still somehow providing very little information. It really is an amazing talent he has, when he's old enough and finally ready to be president of Ireland it will serve him well in his political career. He does stoke the flames for the new material a bit, saying he's written 40 songs since Jan(!) and that Red Rocks footage is coming.

#hey just a heads up theres a real good chance I'm giving myself the day off tomorrow #for a mental health break #this week has been a lot and I just won't have much time on top of that #sorry for not addressing the issue of zayn being trashed #it sucks #I just didn't have the bandwidth #maybe at a later date #harry #dan wootton #spotify video #stunts #paris interview #jordan green #Louis #two of us #naill #eleanor #graham norton #simon jones #syco #red rocks #danielle #bg #zouis #oprah #8 mar 19 #sbb #the wanted #the lads #fucking read more failed sorry this is SO LONG I KNOW

[synoikismos]

« Τα μεγαλεία να φοβάσαι, ω ψυχή. Και τες φιλοδοξίες σου να υπερνικήσεις αν δεν μπορείς, με δισταγμό και προφυλάξεις να τες ακολουθείς. Και όσο εμπροστά προβαίνεις, τόσο εξεταστική, προσεκτική να είσαι. »

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❛  My soul, guard against pomp and glory. And if you can't curb your ambitions, at least pursue them hesitantly, cautiously. And the higher you go, the more searching and careful you need to be.  ❜

————— now playing :  (  🎵 )  ain’t no grave — crooked still

GUEST CARD

— ✹ FULL NAME   :::   theseus — ✹ TITLE   :::   (  deposed  /  exiled  )  king of athens, prince of troezen, son of poseidon  /  sounds impressive but all of these are worthless because he’s on that hashtag Exile Livin’! — ✹ BIRTHPLACE   :::   troezen, attica — a former kingdom southwest of athens, brought formally under the athenian fold by theseus ushering in the synoikismos and dismantling cretan hegemony over the lands of attica — ✹ LAND / KINGDOM   :::   kingdom of athens  —  once a simple polis, theseus has managed to expand the aforementioned kingdom, politically unifiying the various other political units of attica into one coherent political state under athenian rule — ✹ AGE   :::   thirty-one  /  born on the henē kai nea of poseideon  /  translated: the last day of the month that is approximately december or january  

AFFILIATIONS

— ✹ PARENTS   :::   (  poseidon  /  aegeus  )  & aethra — ✹ SIBLINGS   :::   yeah .... a fuck-ton from poseidon but im not gonna list all that  /  possibly? medus? from aegeus? — ✹ LOVER(S)   :::   taylor swift vc : got a long list of ex-lovers  /  cassandra  (  arguably literally ghosted her  )  /  ariadne  (  former, rip  )  /  a fuck-ton of others probably  /  pirithous  (  technically? deceased  )  /  helen  (  he wishes  )  /  to be plotted?      — ✹ PATRON DEITY   :::   n/a  /  poseidon, you coward, give your son your patronage! — ✹ PROTEGE   :::   n/a   /   he’s accepting applications if yall want to ig???

INSIGHT

— ✹ VICES   :::   diligence  /  fortitude  /  patience  (  arguably  ) — ✹ VIRTUES   :::   greed  /  pride  /  lust — ✹ MORAL ALIGNMENT   :::   true neutral  — ✹ PERSONALITY TYPE   :::   intj-a  /  3w4 8w7 5w6 sx/sp  /  choleric-sanguine  /  true neutral  /  slytherclaw  /  spiritually a scorpio probably  /  philosophically a rational egoist  /  politically  (  and i’m going to use an anachronism here  )  a max stirner devotee à la union of egoists kinda thing? — ✹ MOST FORTUNATE MEMORY   :::   it was inevitable: the sight of the sea would always remind him of what he lost. it is a curiosity to associate such deprivation with the clearest of joys; but as he has come to learn: there is no light without dark. thus, there is no joy without despair. he thinks about stolen kisses in evergreen gardens filled with sycamore trees; he thinks about a hand clutched while whispered words tell tales of the promise of a new life; he thinks about secret meadows and fights turned into tender caresses; he thinks about labyrinths and spools of thread; he thinks about love lost and love gained and love mourned. through it all, he does not think of the memories by themselves, but of them as chapters to his narrative. his most fortunate memory isn’t any particular memory; instead, it’s the memory of memories, subtle yet succinct, ever-there but rarely felt. it is the act of remembering that moves him so: standing on a shore, looking out into the waters, the sea breeze in his hair. his most precious possession is not even a ghost; but the ghost of a ghost, like a mirror reflected on itself, the concatenation of nostalgia. for a moment—a brief, glorious moment where all is clear, all is lucid, all is bright, all is beautiful—he thinks he finally understand what his mother meant. — ✹ AN  ACT THEY WOULD ERASE   :::   verdant fields and clear blue skies, rolling around in meadows, the promise of eternity in but a single moment—the memories are still there yet the actors are gone. one has been twisted into the worst version of himself; the other is stuck still in the underworld. life cannot be lived without regrets, and theseus has many, but this is the one that always comes to mind when he thinks about his failings. there is the ghost of a whisper on his ear, his lips mouthing the words that would condemn them both: do we not deserve this? yet even as this memory stirs the most profound regret in him, a sly voice, almost sounding like himself, asks: but you would do it all over again, would you not? and he can never answer, because he does not want to lie. — ✹ BELIEF ABOUT FATE   :::   this is a story you already know, retold in a dozen different ways throughout the unfolding of history. when you play with the gods, there is always an element of danger; but what is life if not to risk daily? the god might think they are beholden to nobody, but fate is a higher order still. nature has whims all of her own, and as one system rises, so too must another fall. this is how it went from chaos to creation to the reign of the titans to their downfall in the titanomachy. destiny waxes and wanes. the future is the past is the present. there are no gods; there are no masters. there is only action. the rest is silence.

RECOGNITION

— ✹ NOTABLE PHYSICAL TRAITS   :::   there are various scars that litter his body, remnants from his many encounters of battling with monsters and other men. he doesn’t speak about it much; instead he only speaks of victories, of triumph. loss and weakness are meant for other men, mortal men, men whose veins aren’t touch by ichor’d sanguinity. — ✹ NOTABLE QUIRKS, IDIOSYNCRACIES   :::   his rather odd insistence on always having a light by him, even while sleeping—perhaps most especially while sleeping. it is an odd habit that is borne from his many months swaddled in half-darkness in the underworld, a habit that threatens to burn him and everything around him down by a mere gust of strong wind should the fates decree it so; but perhaps he would rather have such a fate than live in darkness once more. aside from that, there is his rather stunning overconfidence—almost too unbelievable to be true. perhaps it’s a ploy, some kind of scheme to make you think something about him—but to what end? and does it not seem he believes in his own myths the more he retells them? — ✹ REPUTATION AMONG MORTALS   :::   there’s a certain tenacity about him, some flavour of vivacity, maybe even some sort of sagacity. he’s the man who could, the man who did, and the man who would—even if doing all three kills him. his name is spoken of in revered whispers before his all-too sudden fall from grace. two years have passed since he boldly dared where no other would do—two years he suffered and two years he survived—and any sane man would have then lived a life of quiet, retiring into domesticity. yet here he is again, once more daring, once more cloying, once more attempting. what can one do but watch as a man tries again and again? maybe it’s with pity you choose to regard him; maybe it’s with a certain incredulity. still, you are watching him—and perhaps that’s all he ever wanted. //  tl;dr: resident florida man does it again!   — ✹ REPUTATION AMONG GODS   :::   what does one do with one who dares think he can flout the natural order? theseus is a man—nothing but a man—yet he’s descended from one of them, even if unrecognised, and he dares think of himself as heralding a new age. for now, he’s an annoying fly buzzing about, buzzing about for the next careful window of opportunity. swat him away, won’t you? you’d be doing yourselves a favour.   // aka: olympians HATE him! he tried to steal one of them with his bro and he’s still out here thriving!  && you, too, can be like him with this 5 drachmae trick! LEARN THE TRUTH NOW!  

MUTUAL HEADCANON

What man, after entering Paradise, would seek to go back to earth ? What man, having known Helen, could be content with anybody else ?

the salt-sea waves laps up at the edges of the boat and there is the aftertaste of brine in the air. around them, there are the fishermen going about their business, off to cast their nails for this early morning, heads cast down as if to ignore the magnificent sail of the ship docked in their desolate land. in the distance, a white twisted something of a tree, already dead yet still standing. troezen was no athens, no sparta, no troy: it is nothing but void, empty and barren—of heroes, of legends, of ichor. yet here they stand, two holy individuals lifted up by their divine parentage, looking like stark figures against the ashen landscape. 

(  this is not the end, this is the beginning.  )

water crash against rocks. there is the smell of a storm in the air. if he is to leave, he must leave soon—and yet, where once there is nothing but bold willingness, there is now the piquant feeling of worry, some tinge of regret. he becomes half-moored, half-alight: feet tethered to sandy beaches even as his ears welcome the call of the sea.

❛  it will be as if i never left,  ❜  he says, already knowing that it is not as easy as he makes it out to be to her. 

he unfolds his hands, revealing a sliver of a thing: an apple seed, nothing more and nothing less. he takes her hand, and puts it on her palm, closing her first around it as if it is something precious.  ❛  Τῷ μήλῳ βάλλω σε· σὺ δ΄ εἰ μὲν ἑκοῦσα φιλεῖς με͵ δεξαμένη τῆς σῆς παρθενίης μετάδος,  ❜  he says, and that is all that needed to be said.

#ihq:task #*（ 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐞𝐮𝐬 ） ⁄ μυστήριον τῆς πίστεως — info ! #im just having a blast using all these dramatique ass gifs for him tbh #fire tw #like a very brief mention and barely even there but just 2 be safe ! #after 94821904 yrs i finally release this #also — the cited passage is an epigram of plato #the historicity of the whole ass throwing apples as marriage proposals is probably exaggerated a fair bit #but there's obviously some kind of Vibe™ associated w apples in general && so — #catch theseus tryna put his own spin on things as always #also hover for the translation #i've double checked w perseus & liddell scott #but i do Not actually know ancient greek #&& thus i apologise for any mistranslations #i struggled bc i had to cut it off bc the epigram continues #but like .... it was Not viable