#the rono adventures ask

[modofpitchpatch]

What time is it? Orc time! Here is some orc adopts for thosr who did not get enough of the tusky boys and girls left. each of these designs er 15$ and its first come, first serve!!

Serena the Swashbuckler - SOLD

as fierce as a storm and with an attitude fickle like the sea, Serena have mastered the art of sailing, dueling and climbing the ropes on a ship. She is currently stuck on land, seperated from her old crew, but adventure still calls her and her rapier as an adventurer for hire,

Thomas the Barbarian - SOLD

Thomas, or Tom as he is often called by his friends, is not the typical barbarian. He have long ago learned to master his rage, and is out of battle, an extremely calm and friendly guy. He loves cooking meals for his adventure friends, and feeding those less fortunate than himself.

Ghast the Rogue - SOLD

Having lived his life on the street, he is not easy to trust, and keeps people at an arms lengh. He does not like being touched, and despite being of half-orc blood, is extremely little and frail of stature. Be sure to keep your secrets close, and you nice trinkets even closer with Ghast around.

Graham the Wizard - SOLD

Losing his eye in a wizard battle never discouraged Graham from continuing his wizard study. Flashy and proud of his skill (and good looks) Graham will preform magic tricks, and spells wherever or whenever he can, which sometimes will bring his team in problems, especially on stealth missions. A half-orc peacock, some would call him.

Rono the Barbarian - SOLD

Rono does not speak common well, so he often communicate through actions instead of words. Every scar of his has a story, and his favorite one is when he visited an old witch, looking for a wish in his youth. When asked what he wished for, he will just smile.

Kong the Lycanthrope - SOLD

Not much is known of Kong as he is not one to often talk about himself, but being raised by wolfs would not be too far off. Kong growls and snarls if you attempt to get to close while he is feeding, and when arguing he WILL bark at you. He is looking a lot at the sky at night, his partymembers is not entirely sure why.

If any of these catch you interest, contact me ~

#dnd #halforc #adoptable

[coralsgrimes]

Honestly I think he does want kids and a family. He’s been saying that for years and years. Way before his brain got 11:11’d. But he constantly chooses women that are 1-2 decades younger than him who aren’t in that place in their life rn. Like good luck convincing a 25 yo model or actress to give up their prime to be his baby mama.

I also think he has the type of personality that just isn’t attractive to women in the long run. His fans are so horny for him because he plays these toxic domineering characters that fucks hard, whereas his actual personality is the the exact opposite. “Girls want bad boys but I’m very well behaved.” These younger women date him in hopes of getting a daddy but he’s more of a grandson. And while the bashful sweet thing he has going on may be cute for a little while, that’s never on the top of anyone’s most wanted list when it comes to what women look for. He also quite often alludes to how very anxious he is. He just sounds exhausting to be around.

Couple all that with the age range of his preferred partners, it’s not surprising at all that he hasn’t settled down even if he genuinely wanted to instead of just paying lip service

First of all, thank you cause I could never write it down as well as ye did.

Second, let me just add that he also seems like mama's boy who needs constant assurance from his partner. Just a hunch! Plus the privacy paranoia he has… Try to live with that.

And third. If we go the Bulianne route… He is a shitty boyfriend, the proofs off the top of my head;

1. He lets his fans drag her through the mud repeatedly (matters little if she deserves but mostly she does lol),

2. He never supported her when media did the same,

3. Never supported any of her endeavours or similar shit (Nina's bf was all in for the wine shilling, Brooksy was supportive of her influencer tendencies too),

4. When pics of them came out he was screaming FRIENDS for everyone to hear,

5. Never mentions her even when speaking of stuff that are clearly involving her fairyness,

6. Told the whole world that he would share if someone special (with intention to marry) was in his life, again, no mention of her

7. Just said that all her character and personal beliefs are a claptrap.

And, if ye believe the rumors, he usually ghosts the girls he has in every port when he’s done fucking around.

#the rono adventures ask #ben barnes #last for the night?

[bollywoodirect]

Remembering #Indurani, Actress & Singer of 1930's & 40's on her 95th birth anniversary. Ishrat Jehan Imamuddin aka Indurani was born in a middle class family of Delhi, on the 22nd of June, 1922. Her mother Munawar Jehan was one of the first female students of the then newly opened Hakim Ajmal Khan school of Jamia Millia University of Delhi. After graduating from the school as a Lady Doctor and Hakim, she had worked in the princely states of Zanzira and Tonk. Her father Shaikh Imamuddin was the owner of a fleet of 17 horse carriages (Victorias and tongas) and one of his contracts was for transporting female students to the Mission Girls Urdu School in Delhi. Therefore, Ishrat and her sisters Afroz and Roshan got a good education in that school. They were 7 children in all. Ishrat was the third child. Naseem Bano (whose real name was also Roshan)–the actress and the mother of Saira Bano–also studied in the same school for a short period. Ishrat’s sister Roshan was adventurous and she corresponded with a film studio and sent her photo. They wrote back offering her a job of Rs.300 per month. When their father came to know this, he first admonished and bashed her. At that time, due to his gambling habit, he was in debts and financial difficulties, so he thought that his daughters could earn money for him as film stars. sarojiniWhen Ishrat was about 12-13 years old and was studying in Eighth Standard, her father brought her and her elder sister Roshan Jehan to Poona to find work in films. Talkie films had just started and film makers were on the look out for good looking boys and girls who could speak Urdu/Hindi fluently. The sisters got work in Dadasaheb Torne’s Saraswati Cinetone. They both were renamed as Indurani (Ishrat Jehan) and Sarojini (Roshan Jehan). In those days, most Muslim artistes took Hindu names for obvious reasons. While in Poona, the sisters were getting Rs 300/- per month as salary. Their father took three months’ advance payments and left for Delhi, leaving the sisters in the care of their Nani (maternal grandmother). In Poona, they became quite friendly with a co-actor Vasantrao Pehelwan (who later did villain’s roles in Master Bhagwan’s stunt films). They called him ‘uncle’ ji. In Poona, Indurani first worked in a Marathi film called Savitri in a minor uncredited role of a younger sister. Unfortunately the Marathi film of Dadasaheb Torne flopped and his studio closed down. The sisters decided to shift to Bombay to seek work prospects. Vasantrao Pehelwan got them a flat on rent in Dadar’s Hindu Colony in Bombay. While in Bombay, Indurani got work in films of Daryani Productions like Fida E Watan (1936), Pratima (1936), Bulldog (1937) and Insaaf (1937). While doing films Pratima and Insaaf, she fell in love with her handsome co-star Prem Adeeb. However, when it became clear that he could not muster enough courage to marry her in opposition to his family (he was a Hindu Kashmiri Pandit and she was a Muslim), she refused to continue relations. She was a very strong woman indeed. Soon the word spread around that two sisters were available for work. The sisters did not know much of anything in Bombay and could not go anywhere. So producers came to them. First was V. Shantaram who offered Indurani a job at Rs.300 per month. She insisted that her sister and “Uncleji” should also get work. Shantaram agreed for Sarojini but refused Vasantrao Pehelwan, so the job did not materialize. “Uncleji” went away soon after that. One day Sohrab Modi and Keki Modi came looking for them. Sohrab Modi offered them contracts for Rs. 450 per month and invited them to the studio. When they reached Minerva Movietone, they saw Leela Chitnis smoking with a long holder. Young Indurani was impressed and also tried to copy her; but Sohrab Modi, who treated her like his daughter, told her that it did not suit her and she gave up. One day Ramniklal Shah of Mohan Pictures and his friend Nanabhai Bhatt (father of Mahesh and Mukesh Bhatt) came calling. By that time Nanabhai Bhatt had already got involved with his star Shirin Bano. Ramniklal offered them a salary of Rs. 500 per month. This was more than Minerva, so the offer was accepted but in the process Indurani lost her chance to work in a prestigious company like Minerva. Their old schoolmate Naseem Bano was at Minerva and came to prominence with the film Pukar (1939) made by Minerva. The sisters did not have anyone to advise them, so they lost their chances at Prabhat and Minerva. Thus from 1938 onwards, Ramniklal Shah took them under his wings. At the age of 17 in 1939 Indurani married Ramniklal Shah, secretly. Her elder sister Sarojini also married Nanubhai Vakil, the lead director of Mohan Pictures (Azra is their daughter). Indurani had six children. One of them died at birth. The shock was too much for her and after 1943, her career started slowing down. By 1949, her last film was released. In my opinion, Indurani was a “one of a kind” woman. In those days and for her age, she showed exemplary planning, foresight and had the right priorities for her future. Being from an educated family, she knew and understood the importance of education. She ensured that all her children got the best possible education to enable them to lead comfortable lives. Her children went to the prestigious missionary school in Santa Cruz, The Sacred Boys’ High School. Saira Bano’s brother Sultan, Shashadhar Mukherjee’s sons Rono, Joy, Debu and Shomu Mukherjee, as well as Milan Roy Choudhary (Geeta Dutt’s younger brother) also studied in the same school. All her children settled successfully in the United States. She understood the three basics of life: food, shelter and clothing. She did work in double shifts and saved enough money to build her own bungalow in Santa Cruz (a western suburb of Bombay) in 1940–at the age of about 18 years! In a front page story, The Times of India called her the youngest house owner in Bombay in those days. The house was designed by the famous architect Noorani. She also saved enough to spend her twilight years happily. She spent her last 35 years in the US, enjoying life with her entire family. This, when we have hundreds of stories of artistes who died in penury and neglect! Salim ji has many stories, anecdotes and interesting tidbits from the Bombay film world of those days. Indurani’s brother Naseem Siddiqui was a producer and a director of films made by Mohan Pictures. His friend Hasan Sehrai was a dialogue writer and editor of a film magazine called “Kahkashan”. Lyricist Shevan Rizvi was also his friend. Naseem Siddiqi’s younger sister Shirin got married to Hasan Sehrai. Indurani’s sister Sarojini (Roshan Jehan) worked in films at the same time. She worked in about 17 films according to the Hindi Film Geet Kosh (HFGK) and sang a few songs. Sarojini and Indurani worked together in three films, namely Jadui Kangan (1940), Hatimtai Ki Beti (1940) and Tajmahal (1941). Indurani acted in 21 (including 1 Marathi) films according to HFGK and as researched by both Salim ji and Harish ji. Her Filmography is given at the end; please note that she was credited variously as Indu, Indurani and also as Indubala. There was another Indubala also, but she worked in films made in Calcutta and by Calcutta producers. Those films are excluded from this list, based on Salim ji’s information. Indurani worked with several well known heroes of her times, like Prem Adeeb, Jayant, Jeevan, Yaqub, Mubarak, Sushil Kumar, Yusuf Efendi, Nazir, Navin Yagnik, Yashwant Dave etc. She had good directors for her films, like G.R. Sethi, Ram Daryani, Dwarka Khosla, J.P. Advani, K. Amarnath, Mohan Sinha, and Nanubhai Vakil. She had training in classical music while she worked in Daryani productions and with this background, she sang two songs each in three films. She sang four songs under the baton of Anil Biswas and two under Madholal Master. Both Ramniklal Shah and Indurani were very generous and helpful in nature. When child artist Meena Kumari was in financial distress and her father approached Ramnikbhai, without thinking he gave Rs. 5000 and never asked for its return. Meena Kumari never forgot this kind gesture and always respected Ramnikbhai. inger-actress Nirmala Devi was Indurani’s friend and her husband (actor Govinda’s father) Arun Ahuja was her “Rakhi Brother”. When the Ahuja family lost everything, it was Indurani who paid for their monthly expenses for two months. Later the Ahujas sold their house in Juhu and shifted to Virar, but they paid back all the money to Indurani. Exactly opposite was was the case of director-producer-actor Nazir and his wife, actress Swarnalata (a Siyal Jat Sikh from Rawalpindi). They visited Indurani in their Rolls Royce, borrowed some money from her and then, within few days, quietly migrated to Pakistan, without repaying the amount. In the early 1960s, Salim ji and other siblings one by one left for America for studies, and then all settled in the US. Ramnikbhai Shah died in 1973. Later Indurani also shifted to the US and stayed with her sons by turns. She spent her time happily with twelve grandchildren and six great-grandchildren. Indurani died in the US on February 17, 2012 at the ripe age of 90 years, after a fruitful and contented life. Her grave is in the Ventura County, California town of Camarillo. Like बॉलीवुड डायरेक्ट Bollywoodirect Courtesy- Arunkumar Deshmukh & memsaabstory

#Ishrat Jehan Imamuddin #Indurani #bollywood #Bollywoodirect

[dndfuntime-blog]

Session 1/19/20

*The Winking Lizards gather themselves after slaying two of the Girded Healers, and form a plan to make their way to the second floor to confront the rest and Karl Kojain.

*On coming into the dining hall they spot a Dwarf clad in blue leather armor and a Wood Elf.  The Dwarf calls out to those that may be about in Kojain Manor.  Dog and Luther introduce themselves to the strange pair.  

*Thunderball a Dwarf from Stormforge and Hornbeam a Wood Elf from parts unknown join the party, explaining that they were an “insurance policy” if negotiations went south.  Which indeed they have.

*The motley crew make there way through the manor to find the remaining Girded Healers and Karl Kojain sitting in their sleeping quarters, the Girded Healers in deep meditation.  Karl Kojain sits in the middle of them all, eyes wide open in some altered state.

*The crew are told to prepare for their imminent death and a battle ensues. 

*The crew came out on top.  Dog Beaverman snuffs out his former order forever.  Luther uses an unseen servant to remove the magically imbued pendant that lies on Karl Kojain’s neck.  Karl Kojain immediately snaps out of his altered state.  He coughs and struggles to breathe on the floor.

*The crew came to his aid and Karl Kojain explains his peril.  He had been taken over mentally by an evil Wizard by the name of Tyrril Larone, with the help of the Girded Healers.  They intended to overthrow him and replace him with his thought-to-be dead older brother that was cast away as a child.  His brother was never given a name, and shunned due to deformities from birth.  Sent through the irrigation systems of Bradford to never be seen again.  Karl Kojain breaks down in tears, gathers himself and thanks the crew for what they have done and promises to help them in anyway possible.  They are guests of honor in Bradford.  Karl Kojain requests his former aids, and wants to immediately get back to work on rebuilding the damage he has caused in his arcane stupor.  He promises to meet with the crew once again as soon as he is able.

*The crew regroups with Khalad Rono and explains the situation.  Upon hearing the name Tyrril Larone Khalad becomes quiet and distant.  With some prodding, Khalad opens up.  Tyrril Larone was once an apprentice to Khalad, but had fallen into madness upon recieving visions from what Tyrril believed to be a living planet.  A living planet sent to devour their own.  Khalad was convinced that Tyrril had lost his way, and was proven correct when Tyrril attempted to murder him to steal knowledge he had locked away.  Khalad was forced to defend himself, and left Tyrril for dead.  Or so he thought.

*The crew has been asked to seek out Tyrril Larone in the Swamplands and finish the job Khalad could not do.  The crew agreed and is using their leverage with Karl Kojain to finance their adventuring gear.  

*Dog Beaverman met with Raphael Lyndon, Karl Kojain’s right hand man and informed him of The Quickcloaks and their ties to the guards of Bradford.  The next day there was a public execution of the nine guards that were listed on the paper The Winking Lizards had found.  Justice seems to be swiftly carried out in Bradford.

*The crew spent time carousing in Bradford with various parts of Bradford society to collect information on their adventures, as well as drawing up a list of what they need.  They were told many tall tells but several people mentioned a Druid by the name of Old Fizziwig.  An elderly druid that rides the swamps on a giant toad.

[coralsgrimes]

Hi! Just curious, what was the deal with meganne young? Were they together?

I’m like Bennys Tumblr Encyclopedia LOL so lets just put all them girls out at once, shall we?

(yesss, there were some more famous names involved pre2016 but that is history for sure and most of the gossip from back then is mostly he is gay and they are hags)

The almost complete timeline, a dossier of the fuckups ye may say...

Mid 2016 - 2017; the 22 yo model in NY. They went to see Hamilton together, she posted some pics hinting at them, one of her friends posted that they had a lovely brunch date. Different friend of hers posted a whole fucking video of a karaoke night where Benny Boy was singing Champagne Supernova. I said I liked the times but still those were the Chris D'Elia times, being fuckboy times… ALSO absolutely hilarious, one of Ben's SAB co-stars liked a couple of said model photos earlier this year. Small world ain't it?

2017 - 2018; another NY model but way less proof, might never actually happened but apparently there were pics of her sitting on his lap (like the baby she was) and another one of hers wearing Punisher crew t-shirt.

Also at the same time Meganne was part of his LA friends group it seemed? She was clingy as fuck in public which we know Benny Boy does not like at all, his private friends cannot interact with him on social media. Some say they were never a thing, other than they were but she was pushing to go public too hard so he dropped her. She posted a pic of them in April 2017 and that's when they seemingly were together. She also posted a late pic for his birthday in 2018 but they were most probably over by then. He never liked any of the posts despite being tagged/mentioned. Some also suggested she was blowing the shit out of proportion to gain popularity (seems familiar?? 🧚🧚🧚) As I said, no one in the fandom/sleuth paid her much attention...

2018 - 2019; Peyton. I already posted about her here.

Also 2019; one time papwalk lady with a dog, she might have been named Lily? Some small time actress I think, but they were deemed friends and she had a BF of some sort? Nothing important anyways.

2020; The Twin Flame Era. Jules got his support and papwalks company (thanks dlisted!). Were they together? Well Jules' niece name dropped him in the Leo is bad in bed TikTok so here's that lol. Montana?? Whatever else they have been up to xddd If ye asked me in July I would say that they just ended things (the husband shopping trip, Jack unfollowing her) but then the emojis went on and on and 11:11 turned out to be a Bulianne anthem. No idea what the endgame is… Dunno if I want to know…

#ben barnes #the rono adventures ask

[coralsgrimes]

Argh, I'm going to cling to the belief that J and her hubby had separated but not yet made it public, because I don't want to believe that Ben got himself into a home wrecker mess. And that's just because I don't want to believe that ANYBODY would willingly get involved with a married/otherwise committed person. I know it's incredibly naive and blue eyed of me, but I just don't understand people who cheat, nor those know that the person they're getting involved with is already in a monogamous relationship. It's so alien to me, I just can't wrap my head around it, and I desperately don't want to believe that other people can do such things either. I know, I know. Stupidly naive. (And you have at least two anons here, because I've sent you some asks, but not all of them!)

<3 would not say naïve and we know nothing for sure. And since I'm still somewhat bored I'm gonna do a lil quick timeline of the last years:

Mid April 2020 - Ben and Jules are papped by Backgrid (eheheheheeh) they been lookin like they just rolled out of bed. The photos were taken near her LA house and then they got into the same car and... all this while she was gushing over her hubby Brooks Laich on SM and selling her bullshit. MORE? She was in LA for weeks and Brooksy was on a farm in Idaho.

April/May 2020 - Jules and Brooksy are still 'fighting' for their marriage. She comments on his photos on IG and then couple days later...

28/29 May 2020 - joint statement for gossip mag about their amicable split ;c

July 2020 - Brooks and Jules celebrate her birthday together, Nina posted bout it obviously...

Late August 2020 - they were reportedly working on their marriage and having lunches together.

September/October 2020 - they were OFFICIALY reconciling on a farm or god knows where but there were videos of them, including some in her LA house... was looking good for them and poor Benny Boy was in Canada and UK (Shadow and Bone reshoots I think?) back then doing very sad 'please come back to me' covers.

November 2020 - Jules files for divorce which was actually going to be quick case cuz Brooksy was smart enough to get pre-nups.

December 2020 - Brooksy has a new girl in his life. Took the new flame to Iceland, Jules all but forgotten. She can’t bear that LOL Then a Blind Item comes out of nowhere about Jules using Benny to get back at her husband and Benny as the empath he is, follows his queen to the bottom.

Christmas 2020 - Benny went to UK to be with the fam. He posted and then deleted the ridiculous stories on 23th December. Clear the stories were meant for close circle and not whole IG.

New Year 2020/2021 - The Montana Shenanigans. He was in Montana most probably straight from the UK at least since 28th December. He was pictured in restaurant with Jules, Nina and her BF. Then we have Ninas stories where she ratted him out. Let me add that HE MADE SURE NO ONE FINDS OUT HE WAS IN MONTANA! 

Later when the news broke he was deflecting and blocking and deleting and being dickless per usual. 

Late January 2021 - Benny and Jules are papped second time. Ice cream FRIENDS outing where they exchanged... ekhem cones and fluids x.x

March 2021 - there was this family award show with Ann Margaret. Jules was posting about it constantly, hyping it up. Then the show happened and;

a) Ben was her plus one but made sure he was not pictured

b) she was seen being uncomfortable as fuck and Ann Margaret gave her some shit too

c) after the show she went silent on all socials, but before that she posted some sad stories where she cried and then deleted them. 

End of May 2021 - Benny had a rough day and fan videos made him feel better. Ppl been speculating that no label wanted his music or that his twin flame informed him about her upcoming trip to Italy where she will be keeping company to rich guys. 

June/July 2021 - Jules goes with Nina to Europe to do some good ol' yachting and husband shopping. (numerous blinds about the second one...) and more importantly the dreadful emoji shitshow starts while they are ocean apart. 💖Star-crossed lovers one might say 💖

There was this one time too when some fans though that he was in France with her because she was somewhat quiet on social BUT our lovely Benny Boy posted another sad cover song (video was from his house) and not suspiciously at all added in the description that it was recorded over the weekend that ppl were speculating he was with Jules. 

There might be some more stuff in between I forgot about but that's the gist, courtesy of twitter/ig/some other places detectives. Do what u want with it but it stinks AF if I might say so.... Not the John Mulaney & Olivia Munn kind of stink where he explains the timeline on live TV but still. 

#ben barnes #julianne hough #the rono adventures ask

[coralsgrimes]

You know I was on twitter all day yesterday and I get it. It's so gross. Did he fool us with his wholesome persona? Because some part of him has to be rotten for falling for that... creature. How does he work with and be friends with people such as Evan Rachel Wood but THAT'S his taste in women? I'm so disappointed. It's not even about jealousy, i hate when people say that. It's just this behaviour, so juvenile, so embarrassing. I won't even touch her part of it because everyone already knows she's cuckoo. Yikes ben.

I honestly think that most of his public friendships and other relations with famous folks are only business transactions to him? He got Evan and most probably Floriana Lima to star in his videos as ‘fren helpin fren out’, name dropped Darren Criss (ughhhh), showed at the premiere of the Westworld lady new film out of nowhere just to schmooze, lookin like homeless guy (Thandiwe Newton said she had no idea he was there, but he needs nothing from her so why bother?) and the thanks he said to Chloe on twitter was late as fuck and kinda like he said it only cuz she posted about helping him first, so he had to. Maybe the shitshow is clouding my judgement but that’s how it feels.

The disappointment is immeasurable but let Wanda help me to explain it better:

All the signs were there always but he does a good job showing us this good guy image ;c I can’t see him as honest anymore. He has been playin for a long time now and he got lost. He can’t put his priorities straight I think? I’ve been thinking about that InStyle smoke bomb interview where he admits that someone (the almighty unnamed THEY) had to tell him what he should do LOL At the same time, as I said smoke bomb, the interview is just a bunch of shit he been already tellin us for years but with few fucks chipped in. He is telling his fans what they want to hear to sell his music dream.

AND THE PLEASE DO NOT SPECULATE WHO THE SONGS ARE ABOUT!!!!!!! u tell us nothing?? thats all we have??? AND HOW HE IS AN EMPATH!! you know who tells out loud that they are an empath or some of this sort? Narcissist looking for approval x.x

Just gonna add the nice video I found on twitter (obvi) love that I want to marry and impregnate someone talk. when I find someone worth sharing I will do let my fans know... ye been saying that for years and I can’t see u moving in that direction BB <3

#ben barnes #the rono adventures ask

[coralsgrimes]

To a certain extent, I understand the interest, I get why people speculate and obsess over this Ben and Julianne thing, how it can feel like a moral stance to call her/him/them out etc. But… are you really a fan if your sole focus and energy is on critiquing him? Genuinely, is it an enjoyable endeavour? From the outside looking in, it’s seems like a lot of negativity. In good faith, what is the benefit to running a blog like this? Is critiquing more enjoyable that appreciating, is that it? 🤔

Never said I was a fan? I'm fan of the DRamA lol Waiting for the Del Toro show tho cuz it seems like one of the few good choices he made lately...

I guess I find there is nothing to appreciate Ben for anymore? He is very bland and then you start to notice his need to be constantly praised, the very questionable choices he made the last two years and absolute lack of accountability. But thats just my negative opinion right? Sooo THEY BOTH been playin the game IN FUCKING PUBLIC and enjoying it is the least I can do now, locked at home ;c seriously if u so private just take it privately or else everyone will see it...

Last time I've been so much into shit was the Chris Evans fandom meltdown over Jenny Slate. Good times. Made couple quite popular memes... Anyone remembers that time? 2016 right? What was the one blog about him? Something with castle or kingdom I think. And OH fun fact bout that time. Our Benny Boy was tapping 20-something yo model/s back then... And being very friendly with Chris D'Elia. Sad that he made sure to erase most of his connections to him last summer... wonder why that could be?

And I hope you understand it's a joke right? I mean him no harm cuz beside all the shit he seems like nice guy who got caught up in the Hollywood tar pit. AND another of my bad negative opinions; the freakin very sexual fan creations of him all over internet are borderline sexual harassment, but thats okay cuz its fandom?

Hough is a joke in her own rights and i have personal hatred towards her, won't discuss it... and she lied to me cuz ive tried to be kind to my body but my endo only got worse

And thanks for asking me nicely lol I've got two very unkind asks too, sooo kudos to you good anon <3

AND LIKE NO ONE DISCUSSES THIS SHIT HERE (except one blog which i love for their unbiased opinions) SO ITS FREE MARKET... and i really got all of this shit from twitter, timestamps all from yesterday, wasn't even looking. Just some of the biggest fan accounts made me aware. I have a feeling it will only get worse from now on, it's not obsessing anymore, it's not hidden. All is in the open and our fairy queen all but confirmed.

#ben barnes #the rono adventures ask

[coralsgrimes]

That photo of Ben with the guy from 'Just Jared' is enlightening as to why he's not on the team of 40-year-old Hollywood winners. Sigh!

Chances are, his WME agent manages careers at C-list level, or at most on B-list level. Many actors (Chris Hemsworth, Jake Gyllenhaal) at some point in their career realize that to win they have to leave a WME and go to a CAA or vice versa. If Ben hasn't been able to figure it out so far, maybe the time for him to do it has passed. It's hard to understand why he hasn't been making movies for the past few months, like some other actors with less talent than him.

Wake up Ben, there's still time!!

Btw, his inspirational list has fantastic artists, but it's like he's stuck somewhere at the age of 60. Boring as hell.

Gyllenhaal left CAA years ago for WME right? Gonna add again that Jules is signed with WME as well.

Anyways, whatever they do at WME, it is clearly not working in Benny Boys favour… Wanted to add lately but that would be only half-true lol. Or maybe Benny gonna only do netflix projects now?

Yeeeah the playlist is boring af and not my style. If I was a mean bitch (which I’m not) I would say that the playlist/influences are like uni student hipster musicians or something. The ones that play at open nights and no one listens, and maybe put some songs on soundcloud (is it still a thing?)... Benny is a big Donny Hathaway fan tho. If someone still haven't noticed lol

More Ben and Jared photos incoming. One is from ‘Birthday Bash’ and it was in 2012 or 2013 and the other one is from a pool party in 2014.

#the rono adventures ask #Benny Boy Prada Archives #ben barnes #the second pic was very popular in the gay rumors/theories

[coralsgrimes]

It's a shame, but his entire EP release was compromised by his choice to name the first song 11:11, while JH made a point of identifying herself as the person the song was written for. And, the worst thing was that photo showing that it was something related to JH and her ex-husband which leaves a clue that Ben really got involved in the mess that was the separation of JH and B.

And, if Ben imagine that only a few fans have learned of the thing, he is mistaken, for sure some journalists who talk about celebrities know too. Regrettably, Ben has had terrible career management, he is so talented, if he had had better agents during his career he would be on the same level as the 40-year-old actors who are currently successful.

Only a miracle can give him a fighting chance to be the next James Bond. JH 11:11 doesn't help on it, definitely.

Beside terrible tase in women he also has bad taste when chosing his projects. OR let me all show ye the comment he made back in the day.

He wasn't joking here tho...

And he is signed with WME in US and some other agency in UK, pretty sure. And WME is one of the Hollywood's top tier. So he... Like I don't wanna say bullshit cuz I don't know what the truth is, but he either makes very bad choices or he really is bland and no one wants him. And if I remember right, he said that he does not wanna take gigs far from home/family anymore BUT later he went for Shadow and Bone me Daddy. There was this talk on the street, that he was trying to get himself casted in some big time rom-com. Later he said that he could not do some film (the rumored rom-com) cause of scheduling issues. The meaner people speculated that he did not get the part and blamed scheduling to feel better.

The Bond Thing... So I talked with someone bout this before. He was kinda sharing his interest in being Bond too, but.... realistically? He has like close to no chances xdd It's a big af money maker now and they will look for someone who can carry it, it is someone with pre established box office presence. The guy from the awful show Bridgerton?? whats his face?? don't care lol. Even he has more chances than our Benny Boy, far more fan and media attention and he booked like 3 or 4 high profile gigs since January? Welp, for the past two years Ben only had SAB and now the Del Toro project. And the EP comin out in two weeks...

The meltdown is coming October 15th too and whenever the mv with Lima will drop. Like he digs his own grave while we lookin xd

And... No one cares about him that much? Page Six maybe for the Backgrid photos (I'm sure tho that e!news posted the ice cream outing first) and all the 'Jules uses Bens shoulder to cry on' articles that followed. People Mag last month was def paid for and they never even posted the vid/article to their ig feed (I don't wanna check RN but I'm pretty certain they did not). He has fans to worry about only. Maybe they hoped for some publicity for SAB with the pap walk in January but the shit backfired so fucking much. The Montana thing was circling around too. He got a lot of backlash for those and I bet ye, if the shit happened after SAB premiered he would be fucked.

And you know. He choses the worst possible people as his... women or something? C-list celebrity who is generally either hated or forgotten (I think she lost a lotsa ig followers around the Montana time too). Then we have Floriana xdd but props to Benny for getting Evan somehow tangled in the mess...

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I’m sorry this may be shallow, Ben and I have that in common I guess, but I hateeee how he looks without his beard. I never noticed how weak in spirit he came off until now. It’s the combination of his beardless jowls exposed face, the way he stumbles his words, and all the things I’ve read on your page. The “hot” vibe has been completely decimated, he just seems like a sad middle aged man who is vastly insecure about his own lack of substance. I’m glad there’s pages like yours opening everyone’s eyes to what kind of person he really is

You are not alone, we are all in this together… and other inspirational quotes collected by Benny Boy. Will leave ye with a short piece from the bad side of the internet. Enjoy! And welcome to the community!

no i'm not the author lol

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I wonder if his "claptrap" talk is him trying to distance himself from Jules...or atleast publicly to his fans who have caught on...and if he is distancing is it because they've hit a rough patch (probably unlikely) or just to save his own ass from any more negative drama... or maybe I'm reading too deep into this 👀🤔

Honestly all Benny Boys latest interviews are shit. He repeats the same story, and then repeats himself again and throws some more words at us but they mean nothing? Poor boy been deflecting so hard, he must be tired with it more than with week of night shots lol The questions asked were not generic. The guy asked those with Ben and his fairy queen in mind, for fucking sure. And Benny, in his usual fashion, was avoiding answering.... Like we learned nothing? Well, we got another confirmation that he does not want to be associated with her in public in more formal settings?? cuz like the emojis/numbers are more informal still? fans notice but no one else gives a fuck…

He was in love/relationship before - talked about in every interview, no news here

What is 11:11 about - story kinda changes but it's mostly personal and him opening up and ye know wishes AND now we know it’s personal but he aint believing in that shit??? excuse me sir?? deflecting so hard he ain't even sure what he shitted out… anyways, talked constantly, no news here

I like my privacy as I like my woman... doing rounds in someone else's bed - Ben Barnes circa summer 2021; we got the talk from him before, no news here

now i’m just gonna read in between the lines for funsies

Benny Boy is not a fan of bebes… but he was ready for baby making for like a decade now ;ccc what bout all the girls on twitter that want him to share his glorious seed with them?

(ye I regretted it as soon as I typed it… but what is done is done. no turning back, i’m not ben)

AND YOU ARE NOT READING IN TOO DEEP! he said nothing of worth lately so all we can do is speculate… only thing worth mentioning is that the SAB work might start early next year, later than we expected, sooo he will probably be off to LA after wrapping Del Toro and they can work on their twin connection some more 💓

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Something that irks me about Ben (not a "hater" just annoyed)

I know Ben makes a deal out of his privacy and not speculating about his music (which he does have a right to his privacy) but when your rumored gf posts a picture of her wearing an 1111 necklace and tagging you in it, you kinda lose that luxury of no speculation or privacy. Also when you willingly send emojis to the girl your rumored wiith and you talk about/complain (lowkey) about speculation even though you're the one putting signals out there. It just gets tiring, either don't put out signals towards your rumored GF at all, put them out and let speculation take it'd course or stay completely private and not send out stuff that's meant to be looked @ by fans.

Just an irk I have towards him.

feel ye muffin, complimentary emoji and Ben’s like for ye 🦁

by being private Benny Boy means that he can do whatever he wanna and can do it in public BUT he will never explain himself AND we (the public lol) have no rights to ask him about it. simple lol we just too stupid to understand cause we aint lit majors or something ;c

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bro he really called jules's whole brand of spirituality "claptrap" I CANT I DIED 😂😂😂😂 but seriously how does he not know she did the same 11:11 thing with her ex husband??? how does he not find that embarrassing good god

ye he either tries to distance himself further or just plays stupid cause the fans keep buying his foolishness …. BUT ITS SO FUCKING EMBARASSING!?!?!

and he sure knows that she used it with Brooksy lol they apparently know each other as long as she and Laich did…. and he knows that we know cause people been tagging him in posts about it… but he removes the tag and all is dandy all is secret

claptrap a fucking claptrap... lemme just make a song bout it rel' quick would ye mate???

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About the social climing just because he doesn't interact online with some people anymore it doesn't mean that he lost contact with them, i think he uses his socials for work related stuff mostly so it's normal, i want to give him the benefit of the doubt but also i will never understand his friendship whit julianne

Ye like it is true. He might not interact with them but still be friends. Honestly I don't wanna say it but I have a hunch that he really does not keep the ‘old’ ones around. It's a two way street, the old ones don't bother with him anymore either. For me that tells enough. Rob barely acknowledges him on SM and they've been friends for a long long time and FFS live together. All friends post? Well Benny Boy not pictured.

It is way more about who he does interact with on the socials, or work only as you say. The genuine person of ours hides the good ones who are more in line with his image (if I might say so), while all around showing off the Cali cool kids friends. Again, to their level he climbs. Do I have to repeat that FOR SOME REASONS he did end up in Jules group? Do they look like they would invite the kind of person Benny Boy creates himself to be, into their ‘inner circles’?

And I probably forgot to emphasise it enough but it's not social media interactions only. He is papped or pictured with them cool kids, his recent papped outings are all traced to the fairy queen. There are Backgrid (if ye not aware, they are call on paps) photos of them licking the same fucking ice cream cone. He does not need to post them himself, Daily Mail is social media post equivalent. If this does not scream fake to ye I don't know what more to say… Or ye know, maybe the fluid exchange was work related… Or he keeps his relationship with her private and the call on paps, whom they clearly acknowledged, were there by accident…

Sorry for being extra mean lol having a bad couple of days.

Oh and a fun fact to make up for my bitchiness. Remember back in August the big birthday announcement? Welp Mamma Hough liked every single of Ben's posts that day AND then went on and liked all of his older posts going a month or so back.

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The fandom's gonna have a meltdown when JH posts pics wearing Ben's merch 😭😭

Don't think she will. It seems to not be selling that well. Lo and behold!! The signed CDs are not sold out yet! So if 🧚🏻‍♀️ was to wear some Songs For HER hoodie, it would tank the swag ship completely. And she has her own stuff to sell right?

Also can we talk about the 'swag'? Why is it so cheap looking and why can I smell the sweatshop stench through my screen? Honestly it looks like wannabe youtuber sellfy stuff?

Not to sound negative yet again lol but seriously? Can someone explain to me why would ye wanna wear this? The tee with EP cover especially. Mostly cuz the cover itself is so freaking ugly.... And then I've seen ppl showing their goodies and I died? Ye are paying 80 dollars for them hoodies and a CD? And apparently (read on twitter when the merch store leaked) the shipping to Europe alone costs like 20 quid, not including taxes. Like his biggest fans/fan accounts are european, why would ye do that to them Ben?

Don't get me wrong :c. I'm fully aware that buying merchandise is a great way to support the artists cuz they make almost nothing from streams/views, but this begs the question... Is Benny hurting for money? He has more stuff in his shop than actual long established bands with cult following...

Maybe it's the bitch speaking again lol never felt the need to buy this sorta stuff. Love to have my books signed by the author tho.

#the rono adventures ask #ben barnes #seriously tho guys #if anyone ordered tell me why