#then bang him on the porch in the citronella candle light

[andy-clutterbuck]

HFPA Press Conference | 2014

#can you make one of these at Build A Bear? #Andrew Lincoln #* #al #i got a bit excessive #i don't care #EYE CRINKLES 💕💞 #*david attenborough voice* THE SUN #E Y E S #time to drown #H A N D S #rogue neck fuzzies 💙 #even his elbows are nice I hate myself #lookin like the suburban dad who will offer to fix your car #because he sees you exasperated in the driveway one morning when it won't start #but he won't take money when you offer to pay him #so you offer him dinner and some beer instead when he keeps refusing cash #which he accepts #then you can go bang him later on the porch in the citronella candle light #also kinda looks like he'd roll out of a rusty pickup #rather than being an actual english muffin #well that went to a place didn't it..... #anyway #tell everyone you saw me with the devil

[andy-clutterbuck]

Fear the Walking Dead | 4x01

#H E #Rick Grimes #* #rg #you don't need swagger to stand up out of a chair richard #you don't need THAT ENERGY whilst sitting in a chair either #if I lay here.....if I just lay here....you could step on me and that'd be fine #blue really is his color #lookin like the suburban dad who will offer to fix your car #because he sees you exasperated in the driveway one morning when it won't start #you can offer him dinner and some beers in payment when he won't take cash #then bang him on the porch in the citronella candle light #.....wow i've had a long day i'm sorry #i mean i'm not tho #tell everyone you saw me with the devil #the v of his shirt would be a wonderful place to rest your face #form an orderly line to cosplay as his duty belt #he looks like he needs a bath #i volunteer #have bde just by existing #ya ever want to straddle a thigh #welp time to go

[andy-clutterbuck]

Ooh Hot Suburban Dad Rick offering to fix your car (and then you make out in the backseat because the sexual tension has been building for weeks )

Think ya better check on this busted seat belt in the back as long as you're at it 👀😂

#asks #Anonymous #ricktrash #then you can go bang him later on the porch in the citronella candle light #tell everyone you saw me with the devil #what is wrong with my brain