Dazai: I absolutely love it when my enemy is KIND and GENTLE with me. I'd probably PROPOSE to my enemy if they treated me like a princess!
Dazai to the camera: I have learned this technique called reverse psychology, hehe, and it should work right abou-
Chuuya out of nowhere: *holds Dazai by his throat*
Dazai being choked: all, according, to plan ๐๏ธ๐๐๏ธ๐ค
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