#tho im also thinking general clark and lordling bruce in a regency au or whatever???

[bruciemilf]

Okay, slightly spicy hours, but AU with kings' guard/knight Clark and spoiled prince Bruce.

Prince Bruce who's usually a cheeky little brat, yes, but always respectful and mindful of the way he treats staff. They aren't fearful to smack a wooden spoon over a pearly hand if grabby hands steal from the kitchen.

There's been numerous occasions where they had to drag him off by his ear after too many hours wasted playing street children. Alfred is particularly famous for controlling their little menace.

But still. They've never seen Bruce so DETERMINED to be a complete and utter handful before. He usually brats off to fellow princes, lords.

And they aren't half as beautiful as the armoured five course meal Thomas brought specially from Krypton.

Bruce who's bossy, throwing out " fetch me that, farm boy" left to right even if he's perfectly capable of being independent. Making Clark chase him around training grounds after refusing to stay for studies. Dropping a fork or a satin handkerchief and telling the poor man to pick it up.

The interesting and confusing part is...One might say Bruce is completely enamored by the man.

Harley swears she saw a plate of oranges and peaches left at Clark's doorsteps. Next to it, a note left with Bruce's elegant writing.

Oliver usually sees his friend in the library, but he rarely takes records and books with him, since he prefers the workshop. It's only after Bruce insists to straddle a knight during sparring sessions and Clark's room echoes with wails and screams does he get it.

Their Brucie was ill with love, and he had no idea what to do about it.

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