naruto: i never know what to get sasuke since he’s not very materialistic
sakura: hm, have you tried thinking of anything that’s more unique and means a lot to both of you
naruto: …..oh my god you’re right i have the perfect idea
sakura: wait where are you going??
naruto: i’m going to go dig up our severed arms so i can give them to sasuke duh
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