#tom delonge imagines

[markdelonge]

not my gif

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title: tom delonge headcannons (sick ver.)

req: this is a draaaaaffffttttt

warnings:

blink masterlist

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• sick tom = grumpy tom

• says he doesn't want to get u sick but continues to lay down on you

• he becomes baby-ish when it comes to being sick

• he refuses to take his medicine

• like u have to bribe him

• omg i cannot stretch this enough .. he. is. STUBBORN

• like you would tell him to stay in bed while you make him soup or something, and not even five minutes later, he's behind you with his hands around your waist and his face burried in your neck, talking about "i missed you :("

• hates when you have to put a cold washcloth on his head

• u have to fight him to let you do it

• he wants to be cuddled throughout the entire sickness. ... it "helps him feel better"

• being stuck in bed for 3+ hours bc your 6'4 bf (tom)is asleep on top of you, and it is impossible for you to move

• him laying on your chest while you play in his hair

• "no, tom. you can't invite mark and travis over. you're sick"

• he's the kinda person to go "feel my forehead" when he feels sick

• waking him up to give him his medicine in the middle of the night

#slay #blink 182 #tom delonge #mark hoppus #travis barker #punk rock #90s #punk #tom delonge x reader #tom delonge imagines

[touchd0wn-boy]

why are you making your wife livestream your elaborate courting rituals with your boy bestie

#they're so in love here (old men making sex jokes about each other) #skye has the patience of a saint fr. imagine 20+ years of this #tom delonge #mark hoppus #blink 182 #tomark

[stopbeinggaymikey]

Hot girl winter Tom Delonge edition

#mikey chats shit #tom delonge #mark hoppus #blink 182 #imagining the arguments him n his wife must have had to get him in a coat is making me die

[tomblinkies]

YOU TOLD ME THINK ABOUT IT WELL I didnt, I have no concept of time and my thoughts revolve around tom delonge

#blink 182 #tom delonge #imagine living like a king some day #I'd be able to put tom in a box #magz opens their mouth

[antiquesintheattic]

i put way too much thought into two fifty year old men who could not care less if i lived or died

[coconut0ctopus]

Imagine your comfort person is Tom DeLonge

#blink 182 #tom delonge

[missrayon]

putting on some long shorts is fulfilling a lifelong fantasy of tom delonge emulation and making me feel like myself for the first time ever in a way one couldn't imagine was so simple

[gerogerigaogaigar]

This is it! My last batch of reviews. This time my boyfriend supplied six albums. He is more of a singles and eps kinda guy so the album choices are kinda...

The Front Bottoms - Going Grey

The Front Bottoms have existed in my periphery for a little while now. I'll hear a song now and then but I've never sat down and listened to an album. Going Grey exists somewhere in between 10s indie folk and 00s pop punk/emo. The lyrics are solidly unsophisticated without being stupid. A love letter to immaturity. It is clearly the work of someone looking back on their younger self and fondly roasting them. The music really supports this by primarily utilizing the tendencies of immature 00s pop punk and pretentious 10s indie folk. The contrast makes the tongue in cheek nature of the music clear without ever having to signal too overtly to the listener.

Blink-182 - California

So I actually kinda like Blink-182. I think their music from the 90s is a pure and raw expression of suburban alienation. Plus Travis Barker is an unbelievably good drummer. Unfortunately this album is from 2016. Ok it's not all bad actually. Tom DeLonge has been replaced by Alkaline Trio frontman Matt Skiba and he lends a bit of that emo sound to the album which isn't really much of a jump. Barker is still capable of breakneck drum fills. And a lot of the songs have the energy of their 90s output. There is a lingering feeling though that these men are in their 40s and still singing about being teenagers. Please stop. But between big misses like Kings Of The Weekend and Teenage Satellites are songs that remind me why I liked this band in the first place. The Only Thing That Matters is a major standout track for having the rawness and speed that made me love them back in their Dude Ranch Days. California is a mixed bag, but it's honestly a lot better than you'd expect out of a 2016 Blink-182 album.

Fall Out Boy - Mania

What the fuck happened to this band? From Under The Cork Tree is one of the best albums of the 00s full of witty lyricism and catchy music. Mania is an Imagine Dragons album. Fall Out Boy have become soulless trend chasers who don't even really care about the music they make. It's generically "epic" with vapid lyrics that don't communicate anything. Someone needs to euthanize these idiots before they go making more music.

Rezz - A Certain Kind Of Magic

Rezz is a lesser known DJ and electronic music producer that more people need to listen to. She has an incredibly chaotic style that mixes dubstep, brostep, electro house, and hip hop. And if that sounds a lot like Skrillex to you don't worry. While Rezz has a lot in common with her obnoxious brostep predecessor she is also capable of composing music that isn't just nonstop sensory overload. The peaks and valleys are what make her music so engaging, a very energetic segment can easily turn right into a lower bass driven dubstep sequence. The bass is crunchy with smoother mids and high ends and there are a good number of samples. A Certain Kind Of Magic also inexplicably ends on basically an emo song which catches me off guard every time, but goes to show how a wide range of influences makes for interesting music.

Rainbow Kitten Surprise - RKS

I don't hate this. I'll admit that the whole indie white boy blues aesthetic never clicked with me, and I can point to a number of bands doing this sort of thing that I like better, but I can point to innumerable bands that I like much, much less. RKS is deeply inoffensive music that isn't gonna hold my attention too hard, but it does have a few moments that are truly enjoyable. Particularly when they let down that bombastic sound and let those bubbly clean guitar lines shine.

Kelly Clarkson - Breakaway

I've been given special instructions for this one. I have to sit in the back of a car on my way home from my friend's house while it's raining and then I have to listen to this album and feel bad. I don't have any way to do that.

What is Kelly Clarkson? Being the first American Idol winner puts her in a position where she's primed to be a golden goose for a bunch of executives. As such her options for artistic integrity are severely limited to the commercially profitable. On Breakaway Clarkson split from the Idol management to craft an album that dated to explore outside the mainstream pop landscape. The results are embarrassing.

Obviously she was never going to make good music. I would be an idiot to try and give an American Idol contestant the benefit of the doubt in regards to their artistic sincerity. Her voice is a hollow void of emotion. The lyrics are paint by number. The music shows the outline of an emotion. Kelly Clarkson is the shadow on the wall of Plato's cave. Her fans incapable of comprehending that this is just a pale imitation of real music.

So I ask again. What is Kelly Clarkson? The answer seems obvious now. Kelly Clarkson is a name that once belonged to a human being and now is the property of record companies. The name is attached to records and the records are expected to sell based on the name. The human being that once shared the name Kelly Clarkson is a shadow. Kelly Clarkson is a music career. Kelly Clarkson is the avatar of the American Idol social experiment. Kelly Clarkson is a cipher. There is no such thing as Kelly Clarkson, there is only the music. But the music is also a shadow. There is nothing here. A shadow cast by a shadow. You cannot find the artistic merit in this music any more than you can get blood from a stone.

#the front bottoms #blink-182 #fall out boy #rezz #rainbow kitten surprise #kelly clarkson #500 album gaiden

[elokitties]

a novel from the imagination of tom delonge……

#there are so many jokes in my mind imagine I said one of them here

[markdelonge]

mark hoppus headcannons !

title: roommates w mark includes...

req: nah

warnings: idk yet but MAYBE slowly falling in love type thing?????

blink masterlist

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• very awkward meeting for the first time

• he immediately tells tom about you

"dude, i think i share my dorm with a chick"

• his classes are in the morning, and yours are in the afternoon , so when he comes back from his classes, he wakes you up

• helping each other with homework n whatnot

• asking him to turn down his amp when he plays bass because it shakes the entire dorm

• buddy-system(ing) while walking places

• mix-and-matching school merchandise, never knowing who bought what (if that makes sense)

"is this my hoodie, or is it yours?"

"i don't know, we have the exact same hoodie"

"then how the hell am i supposed to know if this is mine or not?!"

"mark, why would i know? check the size or something"

• making two cups of coffee out of habit

• going to games together !!!

• ^^ parties too

• he may or may not have pretended to be your boyfriend once or twice just to get drunk frat boys off of you

• him getting worried when you get home a little later than usual

• school books/work gets mixed up somehow

"hey, y/n. i know you're probably sleeping or whatever, but for some reason, we switched folders, so i'm stopping by to switch 'em back. oh, and by the way, your handwriting sucks"

• getting a house phone for the dorm and recording a voice message on it together

• doing laundry / cleaning together

• mini 'arguments' at 6:30 in the morning because mark was being too loud while getting ready and woke you up

• movie nights !!!

• falling asleep during the movie and waking up cuddling too many times to count

• mark puts your everyday needs on the highest shelf when he's upset with you

• taking care of him while he's drunk (vice versa)

• knowing his go-to sombrero order by heart

• him knowing ALL of the school's drama because you tell him everything (and he actually listens :,])

• only having one bathroom, so you two get ready together often

• you sitting on the sink and doing your makeup in the mirror while he focuses on spiking up his hair

• mark always hanging out in your room and laying in your bed all day until you finally kick him out

• sometimes he falls asleep, though and who are you to disturb his slumber

#mark hoppus #slay #blink 182 #tom delonge #travis barker #punk rock #90s #punk #mark hoppus x reader #mark hoppus imagines #tom delonge imagines #tom delonge x reader #travis barker imagine #travis barker x reader

[7more]

imagine following me for gifs and then you get tom delonge on your dash on the daily

#nine.txt #i'm sorry but also i'm not

[stopbeinggaymikey]

Waiting like a silly little guy to see what silly little outfit Tom is wearing for the show.

#tom delonge #blink 182 #Mikey chats shit #listen I kno it’ll be tts merch but I’ll stay here in denial #imagining a skin tight top that shows all his features

[tomblinkies]

SOMEONE DRAW TOM IN A DRESS OR PROVIDE THE ART/PHOTO OF IT BECAHSE IM DYING AND I NEED IT

#tom delonge #blink 182 #the imagination is imagining #the gay is gaying #tom is...

[antiquesintheattic]

imagine how problematic a pinterest wrapped would be omg… ‘you spent seven hundred thousand million hours browsing through images of tom delonge’ 😟

[bouquet-of-clumsy-words]

23, 17, 16 & 13! ✨

Do you believe in aliens? Yes, Tom Delonge would be disappointed if i said no also Want any piercings? Where? Ooooh I think i've said before but lmao once again, I really wanted aa lip piercing like tom delonge Want any tattoos? What of? I mean Ihave 5 currently but ofc I want more, they're kind of addictive. I still really want a tattoo of a moon, and defo something to remember my cats from, obviously with Nugget and Jasper I was tempted to get a "Nugget" of "Jasper" but idk how well it'll.. translate into a tattoo per say. I still really want an Asthenia style tattoo too ofc and there's like SO MANY, like okay hang on i'll write them all. So like a tattoo of some eyes for multiple reasons, there's a Twenty one Pilots lyric along the lines of "No one looks up anymore, because you might get a rain drop in your eye"

No one looks up anymore 'Cause you might get a raindrop in your eye And Heaven forbid they see you cry As we fall in line then blink (ofc??) "Tears from eyes worn, cold and sad" So it's like, idk how to incorporate them together or do I simply just get two set of eyes? "Tidal waves they Rip right through me Tears from eyes worn Cold and sad Pick me up now I need you so bad" There's sorta another one from a Holding Absence song which I *COULD* tie in, where the lyrics are like, "I've got clouds, you got Halos" "I've got clouds, you've got halos Shut my eyes, where do the days go? So tired from making the climb That I can't enjoy the view, I'm begging you Do something, say something I'm fading, I'm losing The one thing I can't afford to lose" idk those lyrics hit a bit in the feels yknow, like struggling then when you get there you're so tired. Then back on the Asthenia kinda space vibe ~ like, there's another song by Boston Manor - Laika so like Asthenia is v much like left out in space vibes v similar and like the lyrics;

Last night, it came as a picture With a good reason, a warning sign This place is void of all passion If you can imagine, it's easy if you try Believe me, I failed this effort I wrote a reminder this wasn't a vision This time, where are you, Houston? Is somebody out there? Will somebody listen?

Should I go back, should I go back, should I? I feel alone and tired Should I go back, should I go back, should I? I hope I won't forget you

Then Boston manor Laika is; I'm so sorry that I'm leaving You so little to believe in Just tell me, that you're free, of your woes and of me There's weather more reliable than me

Idk the, there's Weather more reliable than me slaps as a lyric also so idk man, so many ideas and thoughts, this is like a HANDFUL OF THEM. Sorry I got massively side tracked on this Question Fears? oh my god, so so many. SO MANY HORRORS. Idk, I guess growing old and regretting life and not doing stuff? making similar mistakes to what my parents did in essence.

#SORRY IT LONG #GOT DISTRACTED #THANK U SWADDLE #WHY WTF DOES THETUMBLR EDITOR MAKE IT LOOK FUKIN SHITE MAN #WHY ARE U MISSING WORDFS IN BLUE AND FORMAT

[monstermoviedean]

never imagined i would be listening to a congressional hearing and hear them namedrop tom delonge. what a world we live in