Sexiest Podcast Character — Unscripted Bracket — Round 2
Propaganda
Chine (Friends at the Table: Sangfielle):
”Look at how they grow ‘em here in Blackwick. God damn.”
taz fandom i'm begging to you please listen to fatt: sangfielle and experience chine please duck is an extended bit about wayne newton and he doesn't even try to blow up a carnival to upset mother nature and force a random town to forever be attendants to the aforementioned eternal carnival please oh please...
If Chine eating a mattress has a million fans, I am one, etc. etc.
just LOOK AT HIM
and he can turn into a shrew monster
this guy has great tits, this guy is a monster, this guy is nonbinary and all the bugs love them!! he's a dad, a writer, a macrame artist?? they're a goofball, they're deadly serious, they're shockingly competent! he's a vessel of the chaos of nature itself!! he's an animal control guy that sides with the animals, he's the living embodiment of adhd with a side of depression, and weirdly suspicious of the color yellow?? they swing a rusty poll-ax, they know how to read music and are completely comfortable singing with their co-workers..... which is to say:
vote for chinel <3
Vote for chine hes a wereshrew and morally ambiguous and easily lusted for
CHINE IS A BIG HAIRY EXOTERRORIST WOODSY FAILDAD WERESHREW DOG-GUY DOG-BOY... THEY ATE A WHOLE MATTRESS TO ESCAPE PRISON AND HE ATE A LIGHTBULB TO TOUCH THE GENIUS OF CREATION... AND HE'S REALLY GAY. THEY/HE LEGEND (AS IN ACTUAL LEGEND, PEOPLE ARE SCARED OF THEM)
GO MY PSIONIC WARRIORS!!!!!!!!
Tryst Valentine (Campaign: Star Wars):
Hot shot pilot/smuggler that will hit on anything that moves, but the best possible version of that character in almost a satirical way while also being super genuine. Too sexy to be able to read, to stubborn to admit they can't.
Han Solo but worse! A very funny little scoundrel stuck with a clone trooper and a mercenary (by choice). Mostly spends his time flirting, but gets serious when he needs to.
you know its trystan valentine i know it's trystan valentine what are we doing here? genderqueer freak of a man (the most positive voice in the world)
I wrote the first paragraph of Tryst propaganda. He's "oh no, I'm going to have to sleep with this idiot" sexy. He knows it makes you look bad for thinking he's hot and he uses that power for evil.
Art of Chine made by @wereshrew-admirer.
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Lyn: I’ve been preparing for this since I was young enough to believe in leprechauns.
Bacta: Leprechauns are real
Leenik: Yeah, I caught one.
Bacta: He caught one.
Tryst: We’re not having freaking the leprechaun debate right now! We’ll be here for hours!
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I miss the Mynock crew sooo much.
Tamlin and Bacta are simply everything to me. Bacta doesn’t sleep but he still makes an excellent pillow.
I think Tryst would be right on top of the crocheted clothing trend. He would love crocheted peekaboo croptops, and would pair them with crocheted shorts.
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@doyoueverwishyouhadmoreteeth said that Birdie from Glass Onion has a lot of Tryst energy, and my god, they were right
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Sexiest Podcast Character — Unscripted Bracket — Round 1
Propaganda
Tryst Valentine (Campaign: Star Wars):
Hot shot pilot/smuggler that will hit on anything that moves, but the best possible version of that character in almost a satirical way while also being super genuine. Too sexy to be able to read, to stubborn to admit they can't.
Han Solo but worse! A very funny little scoundrel stuck with a clone trooper and a mercenary (by choice). Mostly spends his time flirting, but gets serious when he needs to.
Mini Smithson (Chapter and Multiverse):
Mini is an alien journalist who has come to Earth in order to write about humans' behaviours and habits. She is very sweet despite not understanding a lot of human culture and being very bad at hiding the fact that she's not from Earth, and she has iridescent hair. She loves selling shoes and she's also a superhero :D
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Tryst: We’re discussing business
Lyn: This isn’t business. This is champagne.
Tryst: I try never to discuss business with a clear head.
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that lee pace photoshoot had off the CHARTS tryst energy
ID: An almost full body coloured digital drawing of Trystan Valentine reclining on a yellow upholstered sunchair over a blue and pink galaxy background. He is a thin white man with unruly chin length bleach blonde hair and blue eyes, wearing a black satin robe with no visible underwear. on his feet he has white socks that have red stripes under dark grey slides. He has his nails painted purple, a small golden ring in his lower navel, and red tinted sunglasses. He has chest hair, hair around his stomach and hair on his thighs and calves. He is lying back with his right arm behind his head and his left hand holding the sunglasses just above his eyes as he smiles at the viewer. His right leg is bent so most of his foot is visible, his left leg is mostly obscured by it and only visible above the knee. There is a pixelated purple overlay intended to add a dreamy 80s quality to the image. End ID.
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