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klaushargreeveses · 1 year
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Yes, Armand’s going to fuck that old man. Naturally, he is. He’s also going to love and cherish that old man! But what’s really important is that he’s going to hover hornily in the corner with huge unblinking cheeto-coloured eyes like a wild, haunted furby while that old man gets fucked by assorted members of the public.
And don’t tell me ‘the vamps canonically have sex now, there’s no need for a voyeuristic cuck throne’. Ha! Not only do you tragically underestimate that spooky little twink, but our collective need for a voyeuristic cuck throne has never been greater.
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queenoftheimps · 17 days
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The concert sequence of Queen of the Damned:
Lestat: WHAT’S UP SAN FRANCISCO CAN I GET A ‘I DESERVE TO BE MURDERED’ UP IN HERE
Khayman and Mael: -circling each other like wary cats-
Jesse: -having the most extreme fangirl moment of her life-
Armand: even though I look like an adolescent I think I might be the only adult here
Daniel: babe have you ever really LOOKED at human skin
Armand: Daniel bb I really need you to get it together ok
Akasha: MURDER MURDER MURDER MURDER
David Talbot and Aaron Lightner: hi we’re here to pick up our daughter?
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casyawn · 2 years
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thinking about this always and forever. his true nature
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dtwof-archive · 1 year
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louis and lestat in chapter seven of tale of the body thief
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theauthorityvol1 · 2 years
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WHY pretending to be rashid. why does daniel not remember. did devils minion happen in the 70s? they gave part of the armand-and-louis story to lestat-and-louis so what now with armand-and-louis. are they going to give them the armand-and-nicky storyline instead. is that why the bookshelves is that why the penthouse. but then again why the interview. especially because armand thinks other vampires are going to attack louis over it so WHY. also. is armand preparing to leave louis. it doesn't look like it. but maybe that's why the building instead maybe that's armandspeak for a "safe" space to keep louis in when he leaves. is daniel going to what. relapse? is he ever going to go fantasy insane? "marius de romanus haven't heard of him" haven't you. haven't you? will you? sate my curiosity
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imethirdperson · 2 years
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In this current age I can only think of one way for lestat to rise to international fame out of nowhere singing rock and that can only mean one thing: season 2 eurovision arc
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faehal · 2 years
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Loustat are soulmates; they are also the absolute worst people for each other.
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gaygnomegirl · 1 year
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I fully blame lestat for armand cutting off nicki's hands btw. armand threatened to do that BEFORE lestat destroyed his coven. but blondie decided to hop in his boat and cross the river with his sack of corn. well surely the vengeful fox and the clinically depressed chicken being left unsupervised will end well, what's the worst that can happen?
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this-is-a-mess-101 · 2 years
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I thought I recognized Lestat's robe in this scene
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And it matches with this robe from (gay artist) J. C. Leyendecker's 1916 Arrow Collar Shirt ad
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And my art history nerd ass needs to know if that was on purpose or just a coincidence. But whatever it is, it's gay as fuck
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klaushargreeveses · 1 year
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Begging the IWTV writers to give us Lestat’s interview with the whole gang present so they can jeer and heckle fact-check him in real-time:
Lestat: Of course, I am famously six feet tall...
Louis: You’re 5′10′’, now behave yourself. 
Lestat: Upon my damnéd soul I swear it, I am SIX FEET-
Louis: Say it one more time and I’m getting the tape measure.
Lestat: Oh, all right. Anyway! That night I wore a most elegantly tailored Armani suit, black leather boots and...
Armand: Incorrect! The floozy wore barbie pink booty shorts with the words ‘tutti frutti’ imprinted on the ass. And they didn’t even match his skin tone. Ghastly.
Lestat: You still got down on all fours like a lôwly maggôt and begged me to fuck you!
Armand: So?
Lestat: ANYWAY. Struck by the tragedy of my existence, I went home, flung myself to the floor and lay for thirteen hours thrashing my arms, kicking my legs, and weeping hysterically.
Daniel: You can’t expect us to believe you actually did that.
Gabrielle: Oh, trust me. He actually did that.
Ghost!Claudia: Heh. What a little bitch.
Lestat: Silence, foul spectre! *sniffling* Louis, make her stop calling me that.
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queenoftheimps · 7 months
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Anne Rice & Lestat Thoughts
I'm sure I'm not the first person to comment on this, but: the difference in characterization for Lestat between Interview with the Vampire and The Vampire Lestat is extra wild when you remember that Anne Rice has explicitly stated that Lestat was based on her husband Stan
Which does make some sense: she's also been very upfront that she was very, very depressed when writing the first book, since she and her husband had both just gone through hell with the death of their young daughter. So even though she likely still loved Stan (the two of them were married for forty years until Stan's death), they were probably not at the best place mentally, either as individuals or in their marriage together
So I could absolutely see her deliberately changing up the tone when she wrote the second book years later to be like "Hun, I'm sorry I wrote you as a feral gremlin man who gets lit on fire. I've changed things and now you're a famous rock star billionaire."
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casyawn · 2 years
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bold move of lestat to con louis into thinking there's no racism in france. louis is gonna want to dump him in the swamp all over again when he finally gets to paris
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dtwof-archive · 1 year
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lestat feminism moment
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disaster-vampires · 2 days
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a completely normal way too look at that old man
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Lestat, bleeding out: put me in my coffin, Louis, Louis—
Claudia:
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the-vagabond-angel · 24 hours
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HE WAS NOT SAYING ME AND YOU TO HER‼️‼️‼️ HE WAS FUCKING TALKING TO THE HALLUCINATION OF HIS HUSBAND 😭🙏🏼
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