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intobarbarians · 4 years

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why, yes. kuwabara has basically learned the sending spell from dnd and i’m using it for shipping purposes. thanks for asking!

(2000 ish words)

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yusuke throws a fit when kuwabara explains how genkai is training him to hone his psychic powers.

“lots of meditation,” kuwabara says inbetween bites of ramen. yusuke is a damn fine cook. “we spend a lot of time outside in the meadow by the river. it’s really nice, actually.”

the look yusuke gives genkai is replete with betrayal. she sips the broth from her bowl because she doesn’t give a fuck. “why isn’t he spending sixteen hours a day hanging from his ankles above a pit filled with big, metal spikes?”

“because kuwabara’s not a dimwit,” she says, probably just to hear yusuke squawk. it makes sense that his inner self materializes as a bird. the compliment still leaves kuwabara flush with pleasure. “and because he has plenty of spiritual awareness. he just needs to learn to focus it into something useful.”

useful means a very limited form of telepathy.

“why can i only send thoughts in twenty five words or less?”

genkai taps the x button until kirby sends kuwabara’s mario out of the arena and into the merciless abyss below. “it requires a lot of energy to maintain a telepathic connection, especially if you’re hoping to receive a response. keeping your messages short and simple will help you project them across vast distances, including other dimensions.”

kuwabara mulls this over. mario plops back into the arena, seeking revenge against his round, pink foe. “even makai?”

“yes, even the deepest reaches of demon world.” kirby bounces out of mario’s way and inhales. shit. “though the word limit is probably an act of kindness on the universe’s behalf. you could really annoy the shit out of someone with unlimited telepathy.”

kirby expels mario into the sky. he falls helplessly out of the arena bounds, shaking his little plumber’s fists. genkai is really fucking good at this game.

well, there’s really only one person kuwabara likes annoying.

___

twenty-five words is more than enough.

kuwabara uses his fingers to keep track.

hiei! learning new powers. forget texting! not like you have a phone, anyway. what do you think? pretty cool, right? it’s kuwabara, by the way.

hiei doesn’t respond. obviously, the dummy doesn’t know he can talk back.

he’ll just have to explain it next time.

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you can respond to any message i send you. keep it under twenty-five words, though. should be right up your alley.

kuwabara bites his lip. is twenty-five one word or two?

how are you?

radio silence. maybe he’s doing this wrong.

___

kuwabara sends a message to yukina. she’s taking a vacation to the ice world before the next semester starts. better get her fill of snow while she can.

yukina, can you hear me? it’s kuwabara! i’m practicing my powers like genkai ordered. how’s everything going over there? i miss you.

she gushes over how much more exciting her home world is after she’s been studying biology in preparation for med school. kuwabara only catches the first twenty five words, but she sounds happy.

his powers work fine. hiei’s just ignoring him.

___

yusuke does a pretty good imitation of hiei. he could always go into acting if the food cart business doesn’t pan out.

“he’s pretty proud of himself for taking down those two frost giants.” yusuke squats down a foot to better mimic hiei’s height. “’hmph, and those silly humans i saved won’t even remember to be grateful’.”

kurama tries to pass off his laughter as a cough. “he did seem happy with how his skills have progressed. makai’s giants have quite the reputation for being difficult opponents, especially in groups.”

kuwabara hides his sulking behind his coffee cup. he’s the only one hiei doesn’t keep in touch with, so he has nothing to add to the conversation.

___

“do you think i’m capable of anything else? besides telepathy, i mean.”

the breeze is gentle here in the meadow. genkai opens a single eye. they’ve been meditating for only about an hour. “i’m sorry. is being able to telepathically communicate your thoughts to virtually anyone in the world not enough for you?”

“it’s pretty cool! it’s just that i pay for a phone plan, and all of my friends prefer texting.” he gives her a goofy smile.

it’s true, and only a little bittersweet.

“one thing at a time, kid,” genkai says. which means yes, which means--

sooner or later, kuwabara can start thinking about something else.

___

he could try again. he’d wear hiei down, sooner or later.

being ignored in the mean time, though? he can’t stand the thought of it.

friends shouldn’t do that to friends. of course, he knows how hiei would react to any suggestion that they’re friends.

___

kurama and yusuke congratulate him on how he totally kicked that ghoul’s ass.

“impressive swordsmanship!” kurama squeezes his shoulder. the pride on his face makes kuwabara stand taller. “you never cease to amaze me, kuwabara.”

“yeah! you’re definitely not the same guy from grandma’s tournament. you’re better.” if his best friend keeps talking, kuwabara’s going to cry, so he ropes both of them into a hug and holds on tight.

most of the time, three out of four ain’t bad.

___

when his final exam scores come in, kuwabara brags to everyone. he buys keiko a coffee and pastry of her choice for her invaluable help in tutoring him for the English test. he kisses kurama’s cheek the next time they meet for lunch and swings yusuke around in circles until he wrestles out of his grip and tussles kuwabara to the ground.

he sends a message to hiei, because he’s so happy he loses all of his brain cells.

i’m graduation-bound, baby! Woohoo!

he cuts off the connection immediately. it’s probably more silent treatment, but if hiei has anything to say, kuwabara misses it.

stupid, stupid, stupid.

___

yukina looks beautiful in her cap and gown.

“i have a surprise for you, kazuma.” she pushes a scrapbook into his hands. she’s really been into crafting lately. “i got all of our friends to write you graduation messages. there are pictures from the last four years, so you can remember everything.”

kuwabara blinks back tears. he cradles the scrapbook lovingly against his chest.

how did he ever get so lucky? what did he do to be so loved?

___

the scrapbook is carefully shelved in a place of honor on his desk. he has yet to open it; just looking at it is enough to make his heart full.

___

being kidnapped is the last thing kuwabara wants to deal with after finishing college.

he sends a message to genkai(meet you by the meadow?), because she keeps complaining that he’s slacking off in his training. she’s been threatening to make him someone else’s problem for awhile now, although kuwabara doesn’t quite understand what she means by that.

The next thing he knows, there are dozens of needle-thin fangs buried deep in his neck.

kuwabara swings his elbow back; it feels like he hits solid stone. “get the fuck off of me! why don’t you fight me face to face, asshole?”

“chatty one, aren’t you?” the demon grins. “let’s see how much talking you do after i break your jaw.”

not much, it turns out.

___

when the pain recedes enough that he can finally think again, kuwabara tries to send a message to yusuke.

help, help, help, please fucking help me, oh god.

the demon pulls his face off the floor by his hair. “poor baby,” the demon coos. its forked tongue slithers across kuwabara’s face. god, that’s gross. “you think help is coming? no one can hear you.” it inhales greedily, as if sampling an expensive wine. “all of your thoughts are just tasty morsels for me to consume.”

fuck this. kuwabara summons the spirit sword. his hand is crushed for his efforts.

“this is too easy! i thought you’d at least make it a challenge, but your mind is screaming every move you’re about to make.” the demon leans in. “i’m going to enjoy sucking all of that sweet, psychic energy from you until you’re an empty husk. maybe i’ll kill you then, if you beg.”

kuwabara lets his mind go blank. the demon can take his psychic energy and fucking choke on it.

___

it’s hours later, or maybe days, but kuwabara starts to think that yusuke won’t come.

no one will.

___

his head aches.

some words pass through his brain, but he’s too weak to make them out.

they don’t sound like him, though.

the demon feeds.

___

i’m not going to ask you again! where the fuck are you, kuwabara?

kuwabara shivers. his brain sounds too much like hiei for his liking. rude.

finally, a response. now give me some actual useful information.

oh, shit, that really is hiei. kuwabara glances at the demon, snoozing away after dining on kuwabara’s brain for the last hour. he’s afraid to answer.

there’s a feeling of security that comes through the connection with hiei, like a hand reaching for his and hoisting him up after he’s fallen. what do you see? what do you hear?

it’s too much effort to put into thoughts. kuwabara tugs on the hand and invites hiei to look through his eyes, hear with his ears.

it occurs to him too late that he invites hiei to feel what he feels, which is so much goddamn pain kuwabara can’t even move.

the rage is white hot. i’m gonna kill him.

kuwabara sighs. at least his death will be avenged.

___

he nearly weeps with relief when he opens his eyes and sees yukina.

“you didn’t read the scrapbook, did you?” she says. she very kindly runs her hand through his hair. he’s surprised by how much it doesn’t hurt. “you missed your surprise.”

he shudders, remembering the way the demon got the jump on him. “no more surprises.”

yukina kisses his forehead. “this is a good one. i promise.”

___

hiei eyes him critically. kuwabara’s wounds have healed pretty well, all things considered. he’s got the energy reserves of a newborn kitten, but his psychic power is coming back, little by little.

the silence drags on. he’s starting to wonder why hiei even bothered visiting when he finally speaks up. “there are demons who feed exclusively on telepathic energy. they don’t usually come to the human realm, but one apparently decided to make an exception.”

yeah, he fucking knows.

“you need to learn how to shield your communications better if you expect to keep living. otherwise, more parasites will come out of the woodwork and i’ll have to quit my job just to keep you alive.”

he needn’t bother, because kuwabara is absolutely done with telepathy. “i’m so tired of this psychic shit. i will never send another message with my brain ever again.”

hiei looks stricken. his face quickly morphs to anger. “few demons, let alone humans are capable of what you are.”

kuwabara has to sit on his hands to keep from reaching for his jaw. “good for them. they don’t have to be some asshole’s chew toy.”

“i can teach you to avoid being said chew toy.”

“you barely talk to me as is. how are you going to teach me anything?”

hiei very clearly restrains himself from throwing the closest object at kuwabara’s head. instead, he calmly stands up and walks toward kuwabara’s desk. he picks up the scrapbook yukina gave him and flips through it until he finds what he’s looking for.

the scrapbook gets shoved in kuwabara’s face, a little more aggressively than strictly necessary. there’s a photo of the meadow where kuwabara meditates with genkai. below it in careful block letters is the date kuwabara was kidnapped. “what the fuck is this?”

“didn’t genkai tell you?”

duh. obviously not.

“I’m your new teacher.”

kuwabara waits for the punchline.

hiei pinches the bridge of his nose. “you need a different kind of training than what genkai’s willing to give you. we’ve been discussing it--” who is we? “--and for now, i’m the best choice to help you learn how to use your psychic powers to their full potential.” the outline of the jagan glows bright under hiei’s headband.

he opens kuwabara’s bedroom door, apparently intent on leaving the house like a normal person. “just so we’re clear, i’m well aware of the limits of telepathy. the twenty-five word limit is for chumps. by the time i’m done with you, you’ll be capable of so much more.”

this is going to be fucking terrible, he knows it is.

kuwabara smiles anyway.

#yyh #hiei x kuwabara #my fic #this one...might also go on ao3 #hiei #kazuma kuwabara

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lichlairs · 4 years

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Daily Monster #20: Dybbuk

This is not a drill folks, today it finally happened: we “rolled” 420 for our Daily Monster. I have to say that, although I’m a bit disappointed we didn’t get a funky new creature for it, today’s creature is actually quite interesting. Without any further ado, let us discuss…

Dybbuks

The basics

Dybbuks actually have a -2 modifier to their STR. They make up for this handsomely with the rest of their stats however. These creatures have a +2 CHA and WIS modifiers as well as matching +3 CON and INT . But even these don’t compare to a Dybubbuk’s incredible +4 DEX.

These creatures excel at deception, intimidation, and perception, which makes them very interesting characters to add to any campaign; especially if you combine that with their 120ft of Telepathy and Darkvision.

They are considered medium demonic fiends and have an AC of 14 as well as a pool of 5d8+15 hitpoints. Their speed is also slightly above average with a fly (hovering) movement of 40ft. Dybuuks tend towards a chaotic evil alignment and are CR 4 creatures.

In terms of resistances and immunities, Dybbuks have quite a few of those. They have immunity to Poison as well as resistances to just about everything except for Psychic and Fore damage. Their list of condition immunities is quite extensive as well.

Thanks to their ghostly nature, these creatures have an Incorporeal Movement which allows them to pass through other creatures’ spaces. And if you’re looking for the perfect monster for a spooky one-shot they got you covered with their Violate Corpse feature which triggers a WIS save and the frightened condition on a failed roll. But we will expand more on this one in other sections.

They also get a nifty Magical Resistance as well as Innate Spellcasting for Dimension Door, Fear, and Phantasmal Force; which are all extremely fitting for this monster.

When it comes to their attack actions, there’s not a lot to choose from while it isn’t in possession of a body; the only choice being its Tendril attack, which at least has a side effect of temporarily reducing a target’s maximum hit points.

While the Tendril attack could be fun for a round or two, however, it is certainly not meant to be this creature’s main tactic. A Dybbuk’s defining trait is definitely its Possess Corpse ability. Once they have successfully possessed a fresh corpse, Dybbuks get a hefty buff to their hit points equal to that of the corpse’s original maximum health as well access to all of their abilities and statistics.

The Lore

Like many monsters in the Dungeons and Dragons world, this particular creature originates from real life folklore; in Jewish culture Dybbuks are known as malicious spirits that adhere themselves to living people before eventually possessing them. Mordekeinen’s makes a small deviation here by limiting their possession to non living beings.

When not in possession of a body, a Dybbuk’s true form looks a lot more like a ghostly looking jellyfish with a vaguely humanoid face. Because of their low stats in this form however, it is likely that they would already be found in a host body.

Unfortunately for Dybbuks, these creatures are only able to possess and control no longer living bodies. Because of this, they spend a lot of their time in search for a “perfect host” whose cold body hasn’t been marred by violence or injury. Once they have successfully found a suitable corpse, these creatures insert themselves into society and practice depraved and hedonistic acts until they are in need of a new body.

In terms of their behavior, these beings are not known to travel or live in groups. Chances are that, unless there’s a big source of bodies in the area, your party won’t encounter more than a single one of them at a time.

The Execution

Alright so hear me out… what we have here is an actual creature from nightmares if we play our cards right. Remember the Violate Body feature we briefly discussed earlier? Well, let me tell you a bit more about it; you know all the wall crawling and neck twisting stuff that happens in your typical horror movie? Yeah. That’s exactly what this is. The great thing about it too is that it doesn’t specify which kind of repulsive act the Dybbuk makes so we can be as creepy and repulsive as we want with this. Want to vomit on your players? Go for it. Want to pop out an eye or twist the Dybbuk’s body at unnatural angles? By all means. What’s more, as if these things weren’t scary enough already, Dybbuks also have unlimited access to Dimension Door. Imagine a haunted house with these guys, I’m honestly surprised we don’t see more of them in Curse of Strahd, but I digress… if you’re sold on the idea of scarring your players for life already, let’s look at some spooky ways that we could add these beings into our games:

One of the pillars of horror stories has always been familiarity. Got any NPCs or even former PCs that kicked the bucket lately? Why let them go to waste? Not only would their coming back catch the players by surprise, but imagine the characters reactions once they find out exactly what is going on. Perhaps at first they are fooled by our demon in disguise, confused but glad to have a valuable NPC back, after all, Dybbuks are nothing if not smart. It could be that the creature’s goal is to gain possession on a member of the party they see as the perfect host. If the group doesn’t immediately figure out what’s going on perhaps the demon starts to sabotage them in hope that that the PC will die so that they can take over the body. Adding a few unnatural hints to the Dybbuk’s puppet such as a faint smell of decay could go a long way too. Imagine your cleric’s or paladin’s face when they sense for Undead!

If you’re looking to throw more than one of these bad boys at your party that is still viable as long as there is a reason for these creatures to converge in the same area. One of the suggestions I came upon in me research suggested that perhaps a fresh battle field could be a good place for this. Do keep in mind though, that these creatures tend to stay clear of Undead as they have no use for them. Only the living will do!

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profound-boning · 7 years

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Huge GTKM Game

I’ve been tagged in several of these over the past several months I know I’m a mess I’m sorry and I’m finally going to answer some of them!

Tagged by @thecuriouscrusader @blissfulcastiel @glowingdean @casbakespie @adoringjensen

no I’m not tagging anyone else in this monstrosity lol

Relationship status: Taken, just celebrated five years!

Lipstick or Chapstick: I wore lipstick every day when I was in college but now that I’m living with Boyfriend it’d be a big ol waste of time and money and also messy

Last Song I Listened To: uhhh the Star Wars: The Force Awakens soundtrack because I watched that yesterday?

Last Movie I Watched: lol see above

Favorite Color: Pink

Top 3 Favorite Shows: Supernatural, SKAM, and Brooklyn Nine-Nine (I really need to get caught up on those last two damn)

If I had a cat what would I name it: Ooooh see that totally depends I’d have to meet them in person first

Height: 5 foot 3 and one half

Hogwarts House: SLYTHERIN HISS HISS MOTHERFUCKERS

Time right now: 17:09

Average hours of sleep: lmao like under 7 right now because I keep staying up late and then waking up early by force of habit??

Favorite number: 47

Last thing I Googled: ”where do psychiatrists work” for a fic

Fictional character you want as your younger sibling: I want this answer to be Charlie Bradbury except I’d want her to be my OLDER sibling... so let’s go with Rey (sw: tfa) or Isak Valtersen (SKAM)

Blankets I sleep with: Sheet and comforter

Favorite band/artists: Oh man lmao uh Taylor Swift, Fall Out Boy, Paramore, Adele, Ed Sheeran, twenty one pilots, the Arctic Monkeys, others?

Dream trip: GREECE I want to cruise around the islands and see all the history and art

What am I wearing right now: A Corgi crop top and my new THINX undies (all y’all menstruating folk I literally cannot recommend these highly enough)

When I made this blog: THIS blog was like September/October of 2015 I think? I’m too lazy to pull up my archive at the moment. But I’ve been on and off of tumblr since 2011.

How many blogs I follow: 330ish I believe? Again too lazy to open a new tab. It’s a mix of spn blogs and multifandom ones as well as a handful of lovely mutuals :)

What do I post about: On this blog, only supernatural, mostly destiel and brothers and my tears

Pick a word that starts with the first letter of your real name and ends with the first letter of your url: sap

Do I get asks on a daily basis: lmfao no

Why did I choose my tumblr url: I looove my url more than anything and tbh it happened because I came across a text post right when I got into spn (2015) about how dean and cas need to start profoundly boning and here we are :’)

My aesthetic: hot tea brewing in the kitchen, you can see the flowers on the balcony from where you’re standing at the counter, slouchy sweater brushing bare thighs, curls falling loose from your top knot. toes in the sand at the edge of the water, wide brimmed hat casting a shadow on your nose, smiling so big your eyes crinkle in the corners, licking ice cream from your fingertips. lipstick tacky on your bottom lip, eyelashes painted dark, skirt clinging to your ass, swaying your hips to the rhythm, the room is dark and smoky, never touching anyone but relishing that their eyes are on you.

Last show you watched: We don’t have cable so I don’t get to watch shows live on tv. Last time I watched any tv show I believe was Kitchen Nightmares on Hulu!

Last book you read: tbfh it’s been a long time, I’ve been reading mostly fanfiction for a while now. I just finished reading a two part series called “all the stars above and below” a finnpoe au by AndreaLyn on ao3 here

Last thing you ate: Applesauce

If you could be anywhere right now, where would it be?: This is strange question because I’m in my very nice bed and I don’t really want to be anywhere else at the moment but like in general Boyfriend and I are planning on moving to England so I’d like to be there? Kind of? Or like... sitting on a beach somewhere? Sitting next to my sister? I’m not really longing to be somewhere else so much as wanting some things to be a little different? But on the whole I’m extremely satisfied with where I’m at right now.

When would you time travel to?: lol fuck any time period before this one (modern medicine and some more rights are v nice) so I’ll say 3017 but that’s assuming tr*mp doesn’t get our entire goddamned planet fucking destroyed and also that people aren’t asshats to each other based on social constructions and institutions like gender and religion and identity and also ethnic backgrounds :’)

First thing you would do with lottery money: Pay for car repairs and for some of my sister’s university

Character you would hang out with for a day: Castiel or Poe Dameron

Pets: None because we move too much!

First Fandom I joined: Oh boy this is a good question. I was just talking to Boyfriend the other day about how Han/Leia was my first OTP before I really knew what that meant? Like watching the movies as a kid I felt in my heart like “yes they’re so good together please be happy together forever” I wasn’t on the Internet at all until 2008, and not on tumblr until 2011, and not on stan twitter until earlier this year lmao. When I started the tumblr, it was mostly disney and then avengers when it came out? This blog is my first like dedicated I’M IN A FANDOM venture.

Favorite book: I hate this question because I know someone out there will hate me for it *squints* but the honest truth is “The Outsiders” by S.E. Hinton it’s been my favorite since seventh fucking grade so fight me about it!!!1!

Worst thing you’ve ever eaten/tasted: Oh no this is horrible because I’m a fucking picky ass eater lmao uhhh I hate rice?? bad texture.

What class do you wish you paid more attention to in school? This is not the answer you’re looking for but I had some severe problems in my life when I was in high school so really I wish I had been able to pay more attention to everything in school. I would literally time travel back and redo it all if I could. I would have taken my government classes more seriously, gotten more into my history classes, and would have signed up for AP Art History because I fucking wanted to but I didn’t. If those problems hadn’t been there or hadn’t affected me so badly I would have gotten better grades and could have chosen something different for college. In college, I might have looked for something more like anthropology and focused more on language in a cultural and socio-historical context and not just language and teaching language. Similarly without those problems I would have been able to pay better attention in college and have gotten better grades, done more academic research, etc.

Just hypothetically, if you could get rid of one entire species and not have it screw up the ecosystem at all, what would it be? Humans :’) we’re the worst.

First foray into fanfic? How To Train Your Dragon on that fanfiction net website. I remember seeing the second film and feeling so, like, when are those two going to kiss and get married and live happily ever after? I needed that closure. Then I discovered AUs and ~lemons~ and then I was reading Frozen fic for a while(??) and finally Supernatural. Apple Pie Life by @heyacas was the first fic I read on ao3 after it was recced to me and I never looked back.

You can have unlimited anything from a magic cookie jar (item must fit in a standard sized cookie jar) with the caveat that you cannot monetarily profit from it. Like unlimited cash or things you would sell for cash. What’s in the jar? Firstly what the fuck is a standard sized cookie jar. Secondly this wording prompts me to say... cookies

What do you think about Bill Nye the Science Guy? President Nye 2020

That one book you will never read enough times? Other than the one I mentioned above I’ve read Princess Academy by Shannon Hale a million times and I love it so, so much

What’s something super popular that you just. don’t. get? This is the first thing that comes to mind because frankly there are several things that could go here but I’m answering Videos Of People Getting Hurt. Seriously. Why do I want to watch someone fall off of something or worse get pushed/tricked/otherwise manipulated into doing something I can see (or worse, hear) is painful for them? I can’t stand it.

What’s your super power? Not like telepathy (unless you really have telepathy…), but like. what’s the one thing that you’re known for? Uh... nothing probably? I’m not memorable

What’s that story you tell at parties or whatnot to impress people? I am literally the worst at parties? and impressing people? One story I like to tell is how Boyfriend and I met!

What’s the furthest you’ve ever been from home? Home is an extremely fluid concept. Right now I am about 825 miles from the house that I lived in for about 17 years, Boyfriend is at his work around 16 miles away, 5000 miles from Spain... I could go on.

Hobbies: Writing and reading fanfiction

Favorite place: Favorite beach: Lagos, Portugal. Favorite city: Barcelona, Spain. Favorite museum: the Louvre. Favorite church: Saint Mary of the Angels in Winona, Minnesota. Favorite restaurant: This brunch place we found while wandering in Paris, France. Alternate answers: Boyfriend’s snuggles.

Movie you are most excited about for next year: I haven’t seen Spiderman: Homecoming yet but I’m excited to do so! Also STAR WARS THE LAST JEDI

Beanies or Scarves? Scarves

Last person you texted? Boyfriend

Favorite food? Pasta

Favorite season and why? Summer! Because winter is the FUCKING WORST!

Left Twix or Right? Did you mean: belongs in the trash?

Who would win in a fight: Captain America OR Captain Kirk? Okay like Captain America because? superserum? But James T. Kirk is my precious babe I don’t want them to fight :3

Avengers or X-Men? Avengers

Dream Concert: Go back to my Favorite Artists answer and put all of them together in one show :’)

What fictional world/universe would you want to spend a week in: Either Harry Potter’s or Rick Riordan’s (but only if I’m friends with The Squad)

Last video game played: Okay on the real it’s probably Dance Dance Revolution from, like, 2006

#wow this was so long forgive me #I love all you beans #tag game

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eiricthemammoth · 7 years

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I was tagged by @frxstguardian :)

Rules: Answer all the questions, then add one of your own, and tag as many people as there are questions

1) Coke or Pepsi? Coke 2) Disney or Dreamworks? Disney, altough i love Dreamworks, Disney is more consistent lately, while Dreamworks is all over the place in terms of quality 3) Coffee or tea? Tea 4) Books or movies? Probably movies, but lately I started reading much more 5) Windows or Mac? Windows, I’ve never used a mac, so I don’t know that much about them 6) D.C. or Marvel? Marvel, but only x-men, bc avengers aren’t that great and DC is just in shambles 7) Xbox or PlayStation? Idk, i never owned any game console 8) Night owl or early riser? Both, sometimes I stay up so late and then I wake up so early 9) Cards or chess? Cards 10) Chocolate or vanilla? Chocolate 11) Vans or converse? Never owned either of them 12) Fluff or angst? Fluff 13) Beach or forest? Forest 14) Dogs or cats? Cats 15) Clear skies or rain? Rain, there’s just something soothing about rain 16) Cooking or eating out? Eating out, if I had to cook the whole house would probably burn down 17) Spicy or mild food? Mild, just bc I don’t have to drink 5 gallons of water after 18) Halloween/Samhain or Christmas/Yule? Halloween 19) Would you rather forever be a little too cold or a little too hot? A little too cold, for sure, I sweat so effin much, I don’t know if I’d be able to survive even more 20) If you could have a superpower what would it be? Telepathy or Telekinesis 21) Animation or live action? Animation 22) Bath or shower? Bath, but I rarely take any, I mainly take showers cuz they’re quicker 23) Team Cap or team Ironman? If I had to choose, than probably Team Cap, just cause he’s more likeable person, Tony’s been a dick lately 24) Fantasy or sci-fi? Fantasy for sure 25) Do you have 3 or 4 favourite quotes if so what are they? “What matters to you, defines your mattering”-Abundance Of Katherines, “You don’t have a soul. You are a soul. You have a body.”-C.S.Lewis, and of course “Hapiness can be found even in the darkest of times, when one only remembers to turn on the light”-Albus Dumbledore 26) YouTube or Netflix? YouTube 27) Harry Potter or Percy Jackson? Harry Potter, mainly bc I grew up with it, and also I never read Percy Jackson 28) When do you feel accomplished? After I get a good mark from a hard test 29) Star Wars or Star Trek? Star Wars 30) Paperback books or hardcover books? Paperback, it’s easier to take it with you 31) Rock or pop music? Pop 32) What is the most important thing in your life? TBH, probably sleep 33) Mountains or sea/ocean? Ocean 34) How do you express yourself? Drawing or writing 35) What’s the first book/film that really counted to you? The Chronicles Of Narnia, both the book series and movies, they’re just so wonderful 36) What’s your element (air, water, etc.)? Earth 37) If you could travel anywhere, where would you go? Japan, Iceland or New Zealand 38) If you had any job in the world, what would it be? Writer/Historician, that’s actually what I’m aspiring to be 39) If you were granted three wishes, what would they be? Easy, first would be unlimited source of money, second would be cure for any disease, and third would be telepathy 40) If you had to eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be? PIZZA!!!!!!!!! 41) What is your dream companion animal? Wolf, bear, unicorn or a seal 42) Do you think there is life on other planets in universe? Definitely. The universe is humongous, there is totally another life out there 43) What’s your strangest childhood memory? I was cleaning the fake oven in the kindergarten and I hit my head and I didn’t notice that I was bleeding until I was in a hospital, so now I have this stupid scar above my eyebrow 44) What is your perfect breakfast? Pancakes with nutella, ice cream, strawberries and whipped cream 45) What was the last movie you watched? Hunger Games, I recently finally finished reading the first book and I was so pumped for the movie, I just had to watch it

46) What is your favorite Tv Show/Anime/Cartoon at the moment? Riverdale, it’s just so addictive

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fandomgeek-joe · 4 years

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John B went inside I was about to follow but JJ pulled me back, "what?" He just looked into my eyes, "I heard you ya know how could I not notice you," and he walked inside.

I followed the two boys inside the hotel John B was looking inside of a bag on the bed, while JJ was looking in another. I was checking a round the night stand when JJ came over. "Maybe this is where they were fishing?" I asked the boys pointing out the coordinates on the map, "let me see," John B came over and read the map "Right here," JJ pointed, "No that's off the continental shelf that's the big swell nobody fishes there," John B explained JJ just nodded and I said "okay," John B picked up a code on the table it read "61666" JJ walked to the bathroom and I saw him steal deodorant to be honest he needs it. "JB what did you find?" I looked down at him pressing random buttons, " Some kind of safe but I don't know the code, one one one two?" He began tapping numbers again, " Punching shit at random that will...definitely work," JJ sarcastically spat out, "John B what about this code here?" I asked picking up the paper on the nightstand, "your a genius!" He grabbed it from my hands , JJ was saying something about his uncle and sword fish I don't really know but I walked over to John B to see if the code worked. "Holy shit!" John B and I said together, "uh...JJ?" I said, "hm?" He replied "your gonna want t see this," I told him, JJ grabbed the gun that was in the safe "JJ put it back!" John B told him, "This a SIG saucer!" He was waving the gun around and pretending to shoot it, "We are not stealing anything!" I whisper yelled, "Just take a pic of me, right here!"JJ pointed to the ground, "Are you serious!" I whispered yelled once again. "You want me to take a picture of you?" John B asked him clearly annoyed. The boys got into a tiny argument when I heard something hit the window, "Guys did you hear that?" John B came a looked through the shades. "What is it what is it?" JJ and I both asked "Cops!" We jumped over the bed and went out the window.

I was being held onto by my waist with a tight grip of JJ. I was honestly scared not of being caught by the police but falling from this roof. I was standing on the very edge of the roof I just closed my eyes and tucked my head into JJ's shoulder. John B looked into the window and JJ started to ask a question when he dropped the gun! It slid down the roof and made a loud crashing noise. JJ held on to me tighter while My brother put his finger to his lips. "Well that was fun!" JJ laughed "although you could have warned us sooner," I told kie and Pope, "we would have except Pope was on the math team," I giggled a little "You were on the math team?" John B asked, "The cops took everything like it was a crime scene," Pope continued "Did you guys find anything?" John B and I looked at JJ knowing what he had found, "Did we find anything? No, I don't think so, oh yeah we did!" He pulled the gun and the cash out of his pockets and held them in the air. Everyone began questioning him while me and John B kind of laughed it off. Once we had gotten back to land there was a dead body found, we sat down by this girl named Emma.

"Emma is a pogue like us she is a total gossip a nice person with a big ass mouth. I honestly don't know how she is telling the whole world about her "so" interesting day!"

"Who is that?" John B asked, "It's scooter Grubbs He was out During the storm," she pulled he phone from he lap "check out this pick I got!" Showing it to us and said "dead body," she went around showing it. "What kind of boat did he have?" JJ asked I was really hoping she wouldn't say a Grady-white, "Somehow,that dirtbag copped a brand-new Grady-white," she told us. Oh no! shit we found a dead mans boat then stole from his boat then broke into what I assume is his motel and stole his shit! Here come karma bitches!When I thought things couldn't get any worse she said this:

"Everyone is out looking for it," we all exchanged glances and we headed back to the house. I sat down with JJ in the seat I sat on the arm while he played with his lighter. The door opened to reveal Pope, "we didn't see anything we don't know anything," he sat down next to Kie, "we need to have complete amnesia," He really doesn't want to lose his merit scholarship. "Actually Pope is right for once," JJ said I let out a small giggle, "See I agree with you sometimes," He stood up so I took his seat. "Guys we can't keep the money," kid pointed out, "Okay not all of us can afford unlimited data plans, Kiara," JJ obviously annoyed told Kie. "We have to pass that off to Lana Grubbs," I added, "Kie is right plus what is an unlimited data plan gonna do us right now anyway?" I laughed so did everyone else , "yep otherwise it's bad karma," Kiara added, " Bad karma to be an implicated in felony too," Pope rambled, " we gotta go dark," He looked up at JJ "If that mean we get to keep the money then I agree," JJ walked to the door, John B patted his back and said "I don't agree,"

"I mean no one was wrong but if this is scooter Grubbs we are talking about Same dude that buys individual cigarettes at the porthole. Literally one time this guys was begging for change in the save-a-lot parking lot, because he needed gas, we are talking about a dirtbag marina rat who has never had more than 40 bucks in his pocket suddenly has a Grady-white. It's like John B and I actually have like twin telepathy because all the things I was thinking were coming out of his mouth. We went down to the dock to fish and came up with our idea they had to be smuggling. Everyone was talking about how we just need to lay low but how are we gonna do that when JJ is waving around guns and money EVERYWHERE!

"Right and how exactly do we do that?" Pope asked, "Kegger" Kie said. I guess we are having a party! We got the kegger and the cups and the party was about to begin. JJ poured me a cup after spraying John B in the face with it.

"You can't understand the outer banks without understanding the boneyard it's kind of like a three layer burrito there's us and our friends the working class derelicts from the cut. Then there are the kooks the rich second homers. They're mostly from poncey-ass boarding schools just rich trustafarian posers our natural enemies.Then there are the tourons Totally clueless here for a week on vacation with their families chum for the sharks.

You have got to be kidding me Sarah Cameron is here she is kook princess she is such a back stabbing bitch. Kiara and I's best fiend in the ninth grade worst enemy in the tenth grade. John B works on her dads boats luckily I don't have to clean up after that disgusting bitch! Then that's Topper her even less pleasing boyfriend. Topper actually thinks that Pogues were bred to mow lawns.

JJ walked over to me a grabbed my hand and pulled me over by the keg. "How May I help you?" I laughed , "Would you care to dance?" He said spinning me around, "And your drunk," I laughed again, "No I am no- " I gave a stern face, "okay maybe just a little bit but I want to dance with my best friend," he said and span me around once more we swayed to the music that was playing for quite sometime. He pulled me back a little out face got real close like the movie scene or the things you only read about in a wattpad story. It was about to happen when it just didn't the song ended and he went and got a beer. "Hey hey hey Sarah!" JJ yelled with his extra beer in his hand, "Sarah can I interest you in a tasty Milwaukee beverage?"he said holding the beer cup out. " No thanks" her voice is still so annoying. "Come on is it not fancy enough for you?"JJ asked, " no we were just leaving."she said only to be interrupted by her boyfriend " hey you know what I'll take it I'll- thank you, man, I appreciate it," ughh Topper I could just slap that smug smirk off his face. "That's nice, but I didn't ask you, if you said pretty please, maybe but you didn't ," JJ mocked him once again "oh pretty please pretty please?" Topper irritating voice spoke again. "Yeah Sarah you can have it," Sarah was about to take it when Topper spilt the drink on JJ and flipped out "She doesn't want it you," John B and I try to intervene then Topper called us "dirty Pogues!" And John B tan and pushed him, "John B!" Pope and I yelled, "were supposed to be in incognito remember?" Pope reminded John B, I could hear Sarah trying to get stupid Topper to calm down, before he punched John B in the face, "What the hell Topper!" I yelled everyone was yelling trying to get a fight starting Sarah was yelling figures she's "trying to help" Topper kicked John B into the water again "Hey John B don't make me drown you like your old man all right?" That's when I lost it I ran over to that plaid wearing asshole turned him around and punched him in the face. Only for him to stand back up and push me to the ground John B stood up and tackled him, Kiara came and helped me up. "stop guys stop!" We we're yelling John B was encouraging Topper to hit him. Punch after punch until Topper had my brothers head underwater trying to drown him. "JJ what are you doing," he had walked over to them he had the gun I couldn't hear what he was saying but he had it on Toppers head. "JJ put it down JJ stop!" I yelled and Topper looked scared shitless "We're good we're good!" He let go of John B's head. "Kie y/n can you check your psycho friend,please!" Sarah yelled at us, "Okay everyone, listen up! Get the hell off our side of the island!" JJ yelled and shot the gun. "JJ how stupid are you put the gun away!" I yelled at while helping help John B "I'm saving his life,okay!" He has anger in his voice anger I had only heard in elementary school when someone stole his kick ball. John B and I just leaned back in the water.

"There's something about my father that I haven't mentioned the week before he went missing, he's say to me "Bird, Angel, I think I found something your uncle T's gonna come stay for a while I might have to vanish for a little bit," So, he talks about vanishing and he vanishes.Everyone says he was lost at sea but he's still out there I know and so does John B."

That morning John B and I had woken up to police chief Peterkin in our house! "Sorry to break in like this but DCS called, They wanted me check on you two and how you're doing," she leaned against the door, " So, how are you, besides the" She pointed around her eye referring to John B's black eye "oh no l'm- we're great!" John B stuttered, "Yeah Fantastic Uh..Thanks for coming by," John B and I said the part together twin powers I tell you! " I am so glad to hear you say that but John B y/n but I heard a few things that worried me let me see if I can remember oh yeah one of the things I heard is that your uncle Teddy, your guardian, hasn't been in the state for three months," John B and I "slyly" picking up the empty beer bottles everywhere, "yeah that's false," I rolled my eyes at this comment you couldn't think of anything better, " I know that's not true, I called the school they said you two used to be good students but now your failing all your classes," She examined the room, "No. No I'm only failing one and it's history, the dudes a dick he's out for me," I rolled my eyes again smooth bro smooth, " I heard there was a fight on the beach yesterday, and a gun was involved." She walked closer to me, "Okay gun no did John B get into a dubstep yes, but was there a gun," I was interrupted by John B "No No way!" He scoffed "That's okay I know who it was I'll get to him,all I am worried about right now is making sure you're both in a safe home," The Sheriff explained, "Yeah, super safe, super sound sturdy ya know," I tapped the table as I spoke, "And Uncle T is coming back so.." I started to say but was interrupted once again "Is that what he told you?" The sheriff scoffed, "Yeah," John B added, "If he is coming home I think you guys should be allowed to stay," When she said this my heart had a weight lifted off of it John B thanked her. Then that weight all came back when she said " But if I stick my neck out for you, you have to help me, tit for tat," I was confused but before what I was thinking JB said it for me " What—what does tat mean?" Again Twin telepathy I tell you! "Let me see how you can help me?" She answered he own question, "Oh I know so a body was found in the marsh yesterday were ether of you in the marsh yesterday?" I looked at her " uh yeah," John B added "Yeah we were fishing for some drum," That sounded like a good enough lie but it wasn't really a lie you know what I mean! "Catch anything?" She asked, "Nah, we were skunked," John B told the sheriff, "Strange Fishing is usually good after a storm all kinds of things get stirred up you come across a wreck yesterday ," she sounded like she was hiding something just couldn't tell what yet, and better yet why was she asking two 16 year olds. "No," I lied straight to her face, "you skimming just above the surface, John and Y/n, now down here is foster care juvie, pretty big drop for smart kids like you up here is you two and little friends doing whatever you want outer banks or foster care on the mainland your one inch above the surface if I was you I'd start flapping my wings now your sure you didn't come across a wreck yesterday?" It felt like her eyes were piercing into my soul, "yeah yeah we are sure," John B replied, "It's better if you don't you both understand?" She places her hands on our shoulders. We just hanging outside the house like normal JJ and I were throwing cans at each other while Pope was reading and Kie was "playing" the bongos. "I am calling it off all right Peterkin said if y/n and I stay out of the marsh she'll help me with the DCS," John B Walked out and told us "And you believed it?" JJ asked, "Yes JJ we do believe her any chance of getting DCS out of our business," I rolled my eyes at him, JJ and John B are getting into her another fight I have learned to drown them out, Then he started saying shit about everyone else calling Pope the golden boy and Kie rich as fuck. "But you me, y/n we have nothing to lose," John B just walked away after telling JJ he didn't want to talk. I don't know why but him saying that "we have nothing

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