#vegietables

[extrasillystimboards]

Lachanophobia Stimboard

#Lachanophobia #tw Lachanophobia #tw phobia #phobia #phobia stimboard #vegietables #fear of vegetables

[cowboycunt]

just ate some vegietables i think i am human again

#would reccommend #fish.txt

[lettermangolin]

Every AITA Protagonist

So my name is Amy and I am an atheist, child-free, gamer girl with a tiny waist. Unfortunately, my twin sister Samey, (pronounced saym-ee because she is just an inferior version of me,) is a pagan, vegan, anarchist hippie who is also exactly one pound overweight. So anyway, our friends, Harold and Leshawna, were having a potluck on a Monday afternoon in celebration of their recent wedding, (trust me, there will be a story on that soon,) and we were both invited. I made the most magnificent shrimps and prime rib . Samey made some type of soup that I didn't even bother paying attention to because she is a failure who can't do anything right.

So came Monday Morning and I went on with my morning routine, "accidentally" dropping Samey's toothbrush in the toilet, blowing up some phones, and having some meat cereal, before heading off to the potluck. When we arrived it was like a scene from heaven. All types of meat you can imagine with not a fruit, vegietable, or vegan option in sight. I went off to taste everything while Samey kinda stood awkwardly in the corner like the loser she is

Just as I was complimenting my very close friend, Heather, about her delectable and meaty sausages. I smelled a disgusting aroma. I turned and saw that Samey had taken off the lid of her dish. I marched over to ask Samey what she had made and she said it was "lentil soup." I looked in and my eyes widened with horror as I saw the pot filled with beans, carrots, onion, corn, and cilantro, all mixed in a thick broth.

I immediately started to cuss out Samey for even thinking of bringing these repulsive vegietables to the potluck. Then, Leshawna walked over and began asking what that delightful smell was. I began ranting to her about Samey's lentil soup and I couldn't believe what I was witnessing when Leshawna expressed excitement and began to spout some sentimental mush about how her grandmother used to make lentil soup for dinner or something. I warned Leshawna that any food other than meat was the root of all evil and how she was being brainwashed into Samey's cult but she didn't seem to heed my warning. In a panic, I threw all of the soup onto Samey and dragged her home. My friends keep blowing up my phone saying how I was being an asshole. AITA?

Pls guys serious answers only that are all in favor of me plzz 😒

#reddit #reddit aita #satire #shitpost

[doritosaladuwu]

tofu is my favorite vegietable. i love swiping through dating apps and collecting people who want to fuck me like theyre pokemon, and then not talking to any of them <3 

[sillyguy2000]

i hat vegietables

My eyes are green I eat my vegggiees

[roseverdict]

PAKIGE

VEGIETAL

#rosie babbles #veggietales #pakige #me: i buy what i want with my own money like a functioning adult! #the stuff i buy with my own money: #skdnskxndkdjdkd im just still overwhelmed by Having Money To Spend #is this how normal teenagers feel when they get their first paychecks #why did i have to wait until i was 22 for this

[neotrances]

im like a steamed vegietable

[rockoblanco]

it’s just like .... u forget how good pickled vegietables are until u eat a pickled veggietable again Nd ur like .... wow ..... monkee. Brain on blast ... this genius absolutely bonkers innovation of food preservation that makes ur taste buds go bananas ....

#just had some kimchi ... #boutta have some pickled turnips . #a good night ❣️

[sinai-vs-world]

Lape Top just over Heated. 🤨 Why they add that feature.... I am trying to Wiki Pedia gandhi not cook a whole. vegietable 😭😭

#chione sinai

[thewholestwheatcracker-blog]

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[tollywooddaily-blog]

Onions @ 100 rs....!!!

Onions @ 100 rs….!!!

Tollywood Newsdesk: 20 june 2014

  This a shocking news to all middle class families because onion is the important vegetable that we use in our day to day life. “without onion no food item can be made complete” can be treated as fact in our life…

Onion prices are poised to jump to Rs 100 per kg by October while potato rates may fall briefly but rise again despite government measures to boost…

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#cost of vegietables #onions #onions cost #vegetables #vegietables

[sighlyra]

Hi Lucy :)

Wait what

#vegietables #answers #confession #confessions #collegefession #collegefessions #i follow back #ifollowback #themes #theme maker #i make themes