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#went to my piercing shop today that's done all my piercings bc my nose ring has been playing up and i wanted a new one
hella1975 · 2 years
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the downside of being in a small town is 'ugh everyone knows everyone and i can't get away with anything' but the plus side is 'omg everyone knows everyone and no one else can get away with anything' like small town gossip solos any city shit you could try and match me with
#went to my piercing shop today that's done all my piercings bc my nose ring has been playing up and i wanted a new one#and i saw a girl ive not seen since pre-covid bc we did law together but she dropped it after a year#and she was so nice like we were friends but we werent exactly close but she recognised me straight away and hugged me and everything#it was so sweet#and i was like 'omg do you ever see any of the other law girls' bc being in that specific piercing shop i knew she'd run into our age group#and she was like 'yeah i literally saw [name] a few weeks ago!'#and for context [name] was like an absolute star pupil in every aspect of life#like she was minted she went to a nice school before college she was the smartest in our class she didnt drink#she was just perfectionist to a t and it was very frustrating for someone like me who's kinda all over the place lol#and from snapchat ive seen that she's been having a great time at uni#and i said that to this girl i was like 'oh [name] looks like she's having so much fun!'#and she got SUCH an evil grin like 'ohhh no she's not' AND PROCEEDED TO TELL ME SO MUCH SHIT SDJKHGKJDSH#i love harmless gossip i love bumping into people i like and finding out what everyone's up to i love being nosy#it was also quite a nice reminder that not everything you see on social media is representative#like turns out that girl has a real tough time at uni and i had it in my head that as usual everything was perfect for her#so yeah <3 small town shenanigans <3 it's not often i'll compliment my hometown but it has its moment#*moments
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pixiegrl · 3 years
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hi my love, “I made this for you.” with cake please 💕
Hi sweetheart!!! You had suggested I do this as a paper rings thing bc i said I wanted to write a Cake proposal and I turned this into a 5+1 for different ways that Calum could propose! I hope you like it!!
On ao3 at: https://archiveofourown.org/works/28757919
“Honey, I’m home,” Calum calls as he enters the house. Luke winces when he hears the front door slam, Duke starting to bark loudly at the noise. Petunia is unbothered by the noise, continuing to snore on the couch as Calum tries to shush Duke, making his way through the house to the kitchen. 
Luke glances up from where he’s been standing at the sink, cleaning up the dishes from his earlier attempt at making banana bread.  Calum’s holding too many Target bags in his hands for the simple trip for groceries that he went on. Luke raises an eyebrow at Calum, giggling when Calum looks away bashfully from Luke’s eyes. Calum peeks over Luke’s shoulder before turning to look at the bread on the cooling rack.
“Ooo, did you make banana bread?” 
“Yes, just for you. You wouldn’t stop talking about it and we had bananas that were getting ready to turn anyway so I just used them,” Luke says, turning to Calum, leaning in for a kiss. Calum rolls his eyes, granting Luke a quick kiss on the lips before setting the Target bags down on the counter.
“Well then, I guess you don’t need the sweets I bought from Target,” Calum teases. Luke perks up, hurrying to dry his hands off to see what Calum’s bought. Luke starts rummaging around in the bags, pulling out snack packs of fruits and nuts, chips, dog treats, a little neon heart light he’s bought because it reminded him of Luke, and some fake succulents he’s bought as well. 
Calum pulls out two bags of chocolate he’s bought before he grins triumphantly, pulling a pack of cupcakes from another bag. They’re chocolate and vanilla, covered in pink and red frosting, clearly meant for Valentine’s Day. The thing that gets Luke though, is the little plastic rings adorning the cupcakes. They’re big and pink, heart shaped atop the cupcakes. Luke can see the front from here, pretty cursive that says things like I Love You and Be Mine. Luke giggles looking at them, charmed by the sweet, simple nature of them.
Calum grins, popping the lid of the container open, dropping dramatically to one knee and holding out a cupcake to Luke. Luke’s heart starts to pound a little, heart jumping into his throat at the idea of Calum asking Luke to marry him. 
“Hey Luke, will you be mine?” Calum giggles, as Luke takes the cupcake from him. Luke doesn’t want to admit that it disappoints him a little, knowing that Calum’s only teasing him. Luke tries to cover it up with a forced smile.
“Are you asking me to marry you with a cupcake ring Cal?” Luke asks, popping the ring off the cupcake and licking the frosting off. Calum laughs, pushing himself from his kneeling position, watching Luke put the ring onto his left ring finger as he peels the wrapping off the cupcake.
“Are you accepting?”
“I don’t think so. You’re a world famous musician. I’m holding out for a better ring,” Luke says airly, trying to cover up his racing heart at the idea that Calum might be asking him to get married for real. Calum hums, leaning down to pick Duke up in his arms, letting Duke lick his face excitedly as he pets him.
“You’re being a diva, Luke. Demanding a nicer ring.”
“I think I’m well within my rights to ask for a nicer ring than a plastic one from a cupcake. We’ve been together for five years. I demand nothing less than a diamond and a proposal of you waxing poetry about your love for me,” Luke teases, licking icing from the cupcake. Calum laughs, swiping some icing from the cupcake and bopping Luke’s nose with it. He goes cross eyed looking at it, trying to wipe his nose off.
“Diva. You just want to be told how much I love you.”
“Is that a crime?”
“It’ll go to your head and you’ll be even worse than you already are.”
Luke rolls his eyes, “See if I share my banana bread with you.”
“See if I share anymore of my cupcakes and rings with you,” Calum shoots back. He sets Duke down on the floor, leaning over to press a kiss to Luke’s cheek and starting to clean the groceries up. Luke doesn’t want to admit he’s a little sad at having only gotten a joking, fake proposal instead of a real one. 
***
Luke and Calum are on a mission to clean their house up. Neither of them got the clean genes in the band, but Luke’s trying to turn over a new leaf in the new year. He’s on a kick to deep clean their whole house, despite Calum’s protests for a relaxing Saturday. 
“The whole of not being on tour means that we get to relax,” Calum whines from the bedroom. Luke’s tasked him with going through their closet, pulling out things they don’t wear anymore so they can get rid of them. Luke’s in the bathroom, trying to scrub the tile in the shower. He knows he’s picked the more daunting task, scrubbing at it with cleaning powder and a sponge, but Luke’s anxiety has been acting up lately and the methodical, repetitive task is helping put the loop in his head at ease.
“The whole point of being on tour means we’re home now. Which means now we should actually enjoy the home we live in.”
“By cleaning?”
“It’ll help with the vibes.”
“I hate that you’ve said that. I hate even more that I understand what you mean,” Calum calls back. Luke laughs, burying his face into his elbow to muffle some of his laughter. It shouldn’t be as funny as it is. Maybe Luke’s high from the cleaning fumes.
“Oh my god Luke! Guess what I’ve just found,” Calum calls, giddy and laughing. Luke sits back, taking a rest on the soft carpet on the floor and turning around to see Calum rush into the bathroom. He’s holding a small black ring in his fingers, grinning widely, eyes crinkled at the corners. Luke squints, standing up and getting closer to Calum to take a look. Luke raises his eyebrows when he realizes what it is.
“Is that my old lip ring?” Luke asks in wonder as he looks at it. Calum laughs, delighted.
“It is! Good, can you believe I found this? It’s been five years since you’ve worn it at least.”
“I dropped the lip ring for you,” Luke says, grinning.
“I should have said no when you asked me out just for that. I only agreed because you looked sexy with a lip piercing and then you get rid of it a week later.”
“It just didn’t fit my vibe anymore.”
“Might look nice with it again.”
“Please, I’m an adult now. Maybe I’ll get a nose piercing instead. Or my cartilage.”
“Hmmm, you would look hot with a nose piercing. You have the right nose for it,” Calum says, reaching over to bop Luke on the tip of his nose. Luke giggles. 
“I’ll keep that in mind for your next birthday gift. Nose piercing.”
“Not your lip again?”
“Calum, if we’ve found a five year old lip ring, I think it’s a sign we need to clean the house more,” Luke says, rolling his eyes. Calum smiles mischievously.
“Luke Hemmings, with this lip ring, will you wed?” He teases, holding the ring out dramatically. Luke ignores the way his heart jackhammers at the sound of Calum proposing to him again. It’s silly and a joke and not real. Even if it thrills Luke to hear Calum say the words, to imagine what it would be like for the proposal to be real.
“Very funny Calum. Are you trying to make up for the plastic heart ring from last time?”
“Well, this one has more sentimental value. Although you did keep that heart ring, I remember,” Calum says. Luke blushes, glancing away. Luke thought he was doing a good job hiding the plastic ring from the cupcake in his nightstand. Clearly, Calum’s caught Luke anyway.
“I will not confirm nor deny the existence of such a ring,” Luke answers breezily, plucking the lip ring from Calum’s hand. Calum laughs, leaning in to kiss Luke gently.
“I’ll take that as a yes to both things,” Calum boosts, calling over his shoulder as he leaves the bathroom.
“I’m not agreeing to anything,” Luke answers. He looks at the ring in his hand. If he stores it in his pocket to add to the ring in his nightstand, well, no one but Luke has to know about that.
***
It’s too warm in the house today. The weather in LA is warming up and while the change is nice, Luke does not appreciate the sudden heat in the house. Luke’s taken to sitting outside in the pool, floating around on the pineapple shaped floatie he bought on a whim. It’s done nothing to cool him down, but it makes him feel nice at least. It’s more fun anyway than sitting out on the deck or sitting instead. 
Calum’s gone out to the store again, to buy more snacks and get away from Luke’s whining probably. Luke doesn’t mind either way, taking the time to float around, Petunia and Duke sitting on one of the deck chairs, sleeping soundly. Luke has  on Taylor Swift’s album Lover over the little portable speaker they have, feeling soft and warm in his chest today when he woke up to Calum curled into his side. They’d made breakfast together this morning, an excuse really to cuddle against each other in the kitchen, pressed close as they made waffles and coffee, kissing at every opportunity. It’s put Luke in a nice mood for the day, despite the heat and all, and when he’s in a good mood, he likes to put this album on. It makes him think of Calum, all soft pinks and blues, filled with love and warmth and promises of forever.
“Hey, lover boy,” Calum calls from the sliding door leading from the living room to the deck. Luke startles, jumping slightly and overturning the float into the water. Luke resurfaces, spitting out water and pouting as Calum laughs. Calum approaches the edge of the pool, jumping out of the way when Luke tries to splash him. Luke wades over to where Calum’s standing, shopping bag hanging from two fingers, grinning. He leans down, meeting Luke halfway as Luke stands on his tiptoes to press a kiss to Calum’s lips.
“You made me lose my sunglasses.”
“Aw come on now, you’re an Aussie. You can swim for them and everything,” Calum says, kicking off his sandals and putting the bag on the ground, so he can roll the legs of his pants up. Luke sighs heavily, pretending to be put out as he drives down in the pool to grab his sunglasses from where they’re sitting on the floor of the pool. He grabs them, coming up for air and shaking his hair out. Calum cries in mock upset as the water drops hit him, shielding his face from the water. Luke perks up when he notices the box of popsicles poking out of the bag, bright fruity flavored ones. Luke’s weak for them, something Calum clearly knows and is using to his advantage in the face of Luke’s whining about the heat. Calum laughs when he follows the track of Luke’s eyes, ripping the box open as Luke swims over.
“Dry your hands first,” Calum chides, holding out the beach towel resting by the side of the pool. Luke does so, making grabby hands for the popsicle once he’s dry, eagerly ripping open the white plastic, thrilled to find the orange flavored popsicle and licking at it. Calum laughs at Luke’s face, sucking on his own cherry popsicle.
“Thank you,” Luke mumbles around the popsicle in his mouth, words muffled. Calum giggles.
“You’re welcome sweetcheeks. Thought you deserved a treat with how much complaining you’ve been doing.”
Luke huffs, enjoying his popsicles, Taylor Swift filling the air. They finish their popsicles in comfortable silence, Luke biting at the stick when he’s done for something to do with his mouth.
“Oh!” Calum exclaims, startling Luke a little. Calum rummages around in the bag, pulling out a small bag and holding it out to Luke. Luke takes it from Calum, blushing when he realizes that it’s a ring pop.
“What is this Cal?”
“A ring pop. Remember those? I think this is blue raspberry flavored,” He says. Luke rips the foil open, pulling out the ring pop, blue lollipop and red plastic ring.
“You remembered?”
“That blue raspberry is your favorite flavor? Give me some credit as your boyfriend,” Calum jokes. Luke smiles.
“Thank you.”
“Wait!” Calum exclaims, holding his hand out for the ring.
“Come on Calum. You can’t be serious,” Luke groans. Calum continues to make grabby hands for the ring. Luke sighs, heavy and pretending to be put out. 
“You’re not going to give up, are you?”
“Nope. Better to just give it to me now and get it over it.”
Luke rolls his eyes, holding the ring gingerly in his fingers. Calum takes it from Luke, holding it out dramatically to him again.
“Luke. Love of my life. Darling. Sweetheart.”
“Does this have a point?”
“Rude. Here I am trying to propose to you and you just want to rush me along.”
“I want my ring pop before it melts in the sun with how long you’re taking.”
Calum sighs heavily, gesturing for Luke’s hand. Luke holds out his left hand, letting Calum slide the ring onto his ring finger.
“Will you marry me?”
“Hmmm, maybe. You’re getting closer to a yes, I will say that.”
“I’m going to dump you for Ashton if you don’t start appreciating my love.”
“Like Michael would let you get away with taking Ashton and overlooking him as a replacement,” Luke says, rolling his eyes.
“Take this seriously Luke.”
“You take it seriously. You don’t know how to propose properly.”
Calum rolls his eyes, huffing, “You know, one day I’m going to propose for real and you’re not going to know what to do.”
“I’d like to see you try,” Luke fires back, tampering down on the flare in his chest at the idea of Calum proposing for real, glancing away as Taylor Swift sings about love in the background, heart fond as Calum kicks his legs in the water, smiling softly at Luke, Luke smiling back and squeezing Calum’s ankle.
***
Luke wasn’t expecting to spend date night a planetarium, but he doesn’t think he should be surprised. Luke and Calum have both been fascinated by the stars for years, the idea that no matter where they are, everyone is sharing the same sky. It used to bring them comfort back when Calum was in Rio on his own, separated from Luke and Michael, and later when the four of them were living in England alone for the first time in their lives, thinking about their parents. 
The sky isn’t as much of a safety net as it once was, but Luke still adores the night skies, the stars. He and Calum like to lay out on the deck at night, staring up at the stars and claiming that they can see whatever shapes people swear are out there. Calum keeps saying they should buy a telescope, but they’re both lazy and keep putting it off.
It led to their date tonight, Luke and Calum sitting in a planetarium, listening to the narrator in the theater tell them about the stars and what’s up in the night sky. Luke keeps grabbing Calum’s hand, squeezing it excitedly everytime they see something interesting on the screen. Calum’s smiling fondly at Luke, squeezing back whenever Luke does it.
The man moves on to talking about the planets now, working his from Jupiter to Saturn, giving off fun facts about the planets.
Calum leans over, whispering into Luke’s ear, “Hey, you know what Saturn has?”
“What?”
“Rings,” Calum says, raising his eyebrows and wiggling them. Luke groans, letting his head fall back against the seat.
“Not this again Calum.”
“Hey! It’s a ring,” Calum says, the people around them shushing Calum when he gets too loud. Calum sinks down in the seat, embarrassed slightly at it. A few moments pass before Calum turns to Luke again.
“It counts Luke.”
“It does not. You cannot propose to me without something physical.”
“Why not? It’s a ring.”
“I will not say yes to a proposal that does not come with a physical ring,” Luke says, turning back to the presentation as the narrator moves onto the next planet. Luke thinks that’s the end of it, Calum going quiet next to him. Luke glances next to him, chest warming as he looks at Calum, bathed in galaxy lights, staring up at the ceiling in wonder. Luke’s almost forgotten about the exchange until they’re in the gift shop later, poking around. Calum lets out a little whoop of excitement, turning to Luke and poking him.
“What?” Luke asks, turning to Calum, going cross eyed at the postcard that Calum’s waving in his face.
“Look! It’s a postcard of Saturn!”
“Okay?”
“It’s a physical form of rings! I can propose to you with this!” Calum crows. Luke sighs heavily, rolling his eyes.
“Calum it still does not count. It’s not an actual ring.”
“Please Luke? Will you marry me?”
“If I say yes, will you drop the argument for including Saturn’s rings?”
“Yes.”
“Then yes Calum. I accept your bogus proposal,” Luke says. Calum shrieks in happiness, leaning over to press a kiss to Luke’s lips and rushing over to the cash register to buy Luke’s proposal “ring.” Luke sighs, pretending to be put out when Calum hands the postcard to him in a dramatic swipe. If the postcard goes up on their fridge, well, only Luke and Calum have to know about it, Calum grinning knowing and Luke rolling his eyes the whole time, pretending to be annoyed, but instead feeling fond and loved.
***
Calum’s on a weird art kick. It’s unusual for him. Usually, when Calum’s feeling creative, he plays his bass or writes songs, walking around the house humming under his breath. Today though, Calum has hidden himself away in the studio with some art supplies. He squirreled it all in there this morning, hiding it all from Luke and making Luke promise that he won’t come and look before Calum is ready to show him. Calum had claimed it was a surprise, despite Luke’s whining about being left out. Luke’s feeling very uncreative this morning, spending the day on the couch, flipping around the TV still he gets sucked into a marathon of Say Yes to the Dress.
Luke’s lost track of time, hollering at the TV and alternating between arguing with the family’s who won’t let brides wear what they want and brides who have poor fashion taste (Luke’s been in Fashion Week, he should know a little about fashion). He doesn’t even realize Calum’s standing there until he hears him clear his throat from the doorway. Luke startles a little, turning to look at Calum. Calum crosses the room, coming to stand next to the couch. He’s holding both hands behind his back as he drops to one knee. Luke swallows, panicking filling his throat. Is this really when Calum’s going to propose? Luke knows his answer, but he isn’t ready to say yes. He needs time to process this. 
Calum takes his hands out from behind his back, holding something up, held gingerly between both fingers. Luke squints, leaning forward to take a look at it. 
“Cal?”
“Yeah honey?”
“What is this?”
“It’s a ring. I made this for you,” Calum says. He’s holding the paper ring out to Luke, face open and eager. 
“I think you’re supposed to give it to me,” Luke says. Calum grins even wider. He takes Luke’s offered left hand, holding it in his own as he slides the ring onto Luke’s ring finger. Luke admires the paper. It’s a soft pale pink, slips of paper interwoven to create a braided effect, ends all tucked into one another. Luke can’t tell where the paper starts or ends.
“Do you accept my proposal?” Calum says, tone light and teasing. Luke glances up, noticing the nervous, worried flicker in Calum’s eyes at Luke’s hesitation. Luke smiles softly, tugging Calum closer, pressing a soft kiss to his lips.
“Are you proposing for real or just practicing?”
“Will that change your answer?”
“Well, I don’t want to get my hopes up if this is all just a trial run,” Luke says, aiming for casual, coming off as nervous instead.
Calum hums, “Maybe this is your proposal. A paper ring and my love.” 
Luke hums, examining the ring, “Pink is my color.” 
Calum grins, “Well then, Luke Hemmings, do you accept my pseudo proposal?” 
Luke huffs, smacking Calum’s shoulder, “Just for that I’m saying no Calum.” 
“Oh come on. You said you would say yes.” 
“Not if you’re going to mock me,” Luke says, haughty and trying to cover up the hurt in his voice as he stands from the couch. Luke knows it’s just silly teasing, a game between the two of them, but his heart aches everytime he thinks Calum is really proposing to him, only to be let down yet again. Luke wants to know when the proposal is going to be real. Luke places this ring away with the cupcake ring and lip ring to hold a special place in his heart until Calum is ready. 
***
Luke wakes up, frowning when he realizes that the bed is empty next to him. A quick glance at the clock confirms that it’s only 8:00am, far too early for Calum to be up and out of bed. Frowning, Luke rolls over onto his back, sitting up and rubbing his eyes. He gets a bearing of his surroundings, can hear Calum banging around in the kitchen. Curious, Luke gets out of bed and starts to head down to the kitchen. 
Calum’s in there, humming along to the music he’s playing through his phone speakers. He’s dancing around the kitchen slightly, coffee heating up, waffles cooking. Luke clears his throat, startling Calum and causing him to turn around. 
“Morning sunshine,” Calum says, grinning at Like. He looks nervous, which confuses Luke. He’s never seen Calum with this much energy in the morning. 
“Morning love. You’re making breakfast?” 
“Yep. Almost done. You should take a seat,” Calum says, jittery. Cautiously, Luke makes his way over to the table and sits down. He watches Calum plate the waffles, dumping blueberries and strawberries onto the plate as well and carrying them both over. He puts one in front of Luke and goes back for the coffee. He pours two mugs, bringing them over as well. He puts them down on the table, smiling down at Luke. 
Luke smiles back, “Are you serious you’re okay? You seem nervous.” 
Instead of answering, Calum drops down to one knee. Luke’s heart stops. He doesn’t know if he can take another fake proposal. Calum pulls a small velvet box out of his pockets. Oh...oh. Luke swallows. This is real, this is happening. Calum’s hands are shaking as he opens the box. It’s a beautiful ring, light blue stone set in a gold band. 
“Oh Calum. It’s beautiful,” Luke whispers. 
“Don’t say anything. I have a whole speech planned and you can’t distract me,” Calum says. Luke zips his lips, earning a nervous laugh from Calum. 
“Luke, I’ve known you for so long. It’s hard to put a number on it because it feels like forever. You’re a part of my days, my life, my being. Everything you do just puts me more and more in awe of you. You’re a bright, sunny, wonderful part of my day. I don’t know what I would do without you. When I picture the future, I picture you in it. Growing older, getting more dogs, maybe a kid. I always picture you. Our lives are ever changing, but you are the one constant in my life. I love you so much. Luke Robert Hemmings, will you marry me?” Calum asks, holding the ring box up. Luke whispers out a barely audible yes, nodding fervently. Calum’s face breaks out into a wide grin, pulling the ring from the box and sliding it onto Luke’s finger with shaking hands. 
Luke thinks he might be crying as he pulls Calum in for a kiss, but it doesn’t seem to matter, Calum’s face equally wet with tears as they kiss, ring band digging into Calum’s cheek. 
“See, I told you I had a good plan. You just had to wait,” Calum says when they pull apart. Luke rolls his eyes, pulling Calum down onto his lap. 
“Sap,” Luke says fondly, burying his face into Calum’s neck. Calum’s smile is in his voice as he plays with Luke’s curls. 
“ Got you to say yes.” 
“Fine fine, maybe all your other proposals were good prep,” Luke says, rolling his eyes when Calum laughs. It doesn’t matter either way. No matter how many ways Calum’s proposed to him, this one way is Luke’s favorite. It’s sentimental and true and real. Luke is Calum’s and Calum’s is Luke’s. Forever and ever now. All the other parts are just fluff as long as they have each other.  
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heckyeahsurveys · 7 years
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another survey w/ kt
Does anyone know your bank pin number other than you? Who? E: no i don’t have a bank pin number
k: i don’t think so
Have you ever had a boyfriend/girlfriend who was depressed? k: yeh obviously, i feel like everyone’s depressed e: same 
Would you be able to climb out your bedroom window to sneak out? e: yeh probs k: yes
What would you do if you found out the last person you called was pregnant/got someone pregnant? e: i rly don’t know. i’m stressed k: a. be like how? and yeh. just put like how?
Can you taste the difference between brand name food and store brand food? e: depends on the food i gues k: same
Would you be embarrassed to buy pads/tampons/condoms? Which one more? e: no k: same
If a stranger went in your room, would they be able to tell what gender you are from just looking at it? e: i mean yeh k: probs bc my makeups everywhere
Are your parents gullible? e: no k: hahah yeh
Do you still own a VCR? e: no it’s 2017 k: i think somewhere but like i don’t use it 
About how much money have you spent on food in the past two weeks? e: like a fiver probs k: too much
If you were in a car accident would the last person you kissed care? e: yeah  k: idk man
If you were looking for a new pair of shoes where would you go? e: idk doc martens shop probs i guess K: charity shop
How much was the last pair of shoes you bought? e: idk like £30 or smth k: £8
What color is the computer/laptop you’re on? Did you buy it yourself? e: black. no k: silver. no
Do you have a second home? e: yeh, i have like 10 lol k: yeh i’m here rn
Would you be surprised if you saw the last person you texted smoking? e: no k: no
Does the smell of cigarettes, weed and beer repulse you? e: no k: beer does
Was the last person you kissed younger or older than you? e: older k: older
Do you think people have any misconceptions about you? e: idk k: probably 
Have you ever purchased Girl Scout cookies? e: no k: no
Do you like waffles? e: yeh k: yeh
Do you watch birthing videos on a day-to-day basis? e: wtf k: *laughing* u what mate
Do you find piercings/tattoos attractive? e: sometimes k: um yeh
Would you talk to someone you don’t know on the internet? e: yeh i have like 40 internet ‘friends’  k: yeh
How often do you drink Monster? e: very very rarely k: i’ll probably drinking it a lot soon w/ exams 
Have you ever made totally pointless videos with your friends? e: sure k: yes
Do you like to buy those Warped Tour compilations? e: no i’m not an emo k: no tf
Do you like sitting on the inside or outside of a restaurant booth? e: outside bc i need to piss constantly k: um outside bc i have a fear of being trapped 
Do you own a nightgown? e: a dressing gown? yeh k: and then same 
Have you ever made a house out of a giant cardboard box? e: nah k: yeh
Have you ever made a tent out of sheets in your bedroom? e: yeh k: yeh obvs
Do your grandparents know how to operate a cell phone? e: kind of k: slightly
Have you ever had sex or something like it? e: no :(((( k: something like it yeh
Have you ever read a George Orwell book? e: no k: short story no
Have you ever worn fishnets? e: mayb k: yes n i need some new ones
How many piercings and tattoos do you have? e: five piercings, no tattoos yet k: five piercings, three tattoos
Is someone in your family affected by Asperger’s? e: no k: dno
In a hotel do you always nose through all the drawers and cupboards? e: yeah K: mhm. yep
Would you rather go out to eat or be eaten out? e: i wouldn’t know K: eating out. not if it’s actually talking about food tho
Do you always wear your seat belt? e: yes K: no
Have you ever liked someone much older than you? e: no k: define much older
Have you ever been in a play? e: yeh xxx k: yeh
Do you have any secrets that nobody knows about? e: probs k: er many
Is there ice cream in your freezer? e: mayb k: yes
Have you ever started to laugh but played it off as a cough successfully? e: no k: hahhahaah i’ve laughed and then coughed hahahahah
Have you ever liked the lyrics of a band but hated the music? e: idk probs k: yeh probably
Does your bathroom have a window? e: yeh k: yeh
Do you go somewhere to get your eyebrows done?
both: no
When you were younger did you read the A Series Of Unfortunate Events books? e: no k: yeah
Who was the last band you saw live? e: idk whoever was at pride lol k: ummm pride
Do you believe prayer really works? e: no k: no
Are you a fan of the band Gym Class Heroes? e: no k: dno
Frosted flakes or frosted mini wheats? e: neither k: frosted flakes
Have you been on a date in the park? e: no k: maybe
Ever dated someone you were best friends with first? e: nope k: hahahahahahahahaha *dead*
Are there any diseases/health problems that run in your family? e: yeah k: yeh
Do you have asthma? e: yeh lol k: no
Are tongue piercings slutty? e: obviously not k: pfft no
Is there anybody you think is hot over the age of 40? e: probs yeh k: probs yeh
Last person to take off your pants, besides you? e: katie n charley when i was pissed out my head at new year lol k: like fully? tom
Do you remember those cool highlighters that smelled like popcorn? e: no what k: hahaha what
Might you enjoy hanging out in the woods for day or two? e: idk probs k: sure
Have you ever written something on a bathroom stall? e: i don’t think so k: yeah
Least favorite alcoholic drink? e: beer k: same
Have you ever kissed someone named Paul or Luke? e: no k: don’t think so
How did you meet the last male you texted? e: at the hospital when i was born x k: pub 
Have you ever had an embarrassing email address? e: yeh still do k: don’t think so
Do you put shampoo in your left or right hand? e: left k: left i believe
Do you have a bull ring through your nose? e: no k: yes
Do you and your dad get along? e: sometimes k: sometimes
Can you see your purse right now? e: no k: no
Are you wearing any perfume? What kind? e: yeh, ck one k: no
Are there products in your hair? e: nope k: n- no
When you get colds, do you use nasal spray to help get your nose unstuffy? e: no but i use one everyday anyway k: v occasionally
Do you actually like sneezing? e: no k: who likes sneezing?
Have you taken a shower yet today? e: yeah k: yeah
Do you have one best friend who is always there for you? e: i have a couple k: yeh
Do you wear skirts a lot? e: noo k: no
Do you wear sweatpants a lot? e: no k: no
How many pairs of jeans do you think you have? e: between 8-10 i think k: technically 4
Do you like hoodies? e: yes!! k: fucking love them
Big ones or the form fitting kind? e: big ones k: big ones
Do you wear polo shirts a lot? e: never k: i’m not a fuckboy
Did you ever actually have a rubber duck? e: no?? k: yes, for my answer
Are you one of those people who claim to live with no regrets? e: used to be but now i openly regret everything lmao k: yes
Do you love your computer? e: no i hate it k: yeh
Do you drink coffee? e: sometimes k:sometimes
Do you basically like all of your clothes? e: no i hate like 80% of them k: some of them
Do you shop mostly with your parents, your friends, or by yourself? e: idk it’s a mixture. don’t rly shop tbh bc am always broke xxx k: i shop online  e: yeh same actually
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Does anyone know your bank pin number other than you? Who? no one.
Have you ever had a boyfriend/girlfriend who was depressed? Yes
Would you be able to climb out your bedroom window to sneak out? yes but i live on my own, i dont need to sneak out lmao.
What would you do if you found out the last person you called was pregnant/got someone pregnant? i would freak out bc my mom is 52 lmao
Can you taste the difference between brand name food and store brand food?  honestly not rly. sometimes i find store brand is better than the big brands 
Would you be embarrassed to buy pads/tampons/condoms? Which one more? No. Im an adult.
Are your parents gullible? nope.
Do you still own a VCR? yeah i have a tv my boyfriend and i bought that is a VHS and DVD thing
About how much money have you spent on food in the past two weeks? a couple hundred, since i went grocery shopping.
If you were looking for a new pair of shoes where would you go? Online tbh
How much was the last pair of shoes you bought? 80$ but i got them on sale for 50
What color is the computer/laptop you’re on? Did you buy it yourself? Its like a dark grey and no my bf bought it for me.
Do you have a second home?  i guess my moms house
Would you be surprised if you saw the last person you texted smoking? Yes
Does the smell of cigarettes, weed and beer repulse you?  i hate the smell of beer and cigs but weed isnt too bad unless youre in the room and its in ur face lmao but I hate cigarette smell 
Was the last person you kissed younger or older than you? older
Do you think people have any misconceptions about you? yeah
Have you ever purchased Girl Scout cookies? yes
Do you like waffles? yeah sure
Do you watch birthing videos on a day-to-day basis? uhhhh no lmao
Do you find piercings/tattoos attractive? kinda.
Would you talk to someone you don’t know on the internet?  i have so many friends who are internet friends
How often do you drink Monster? sometimes but it causes me anxiety
Have you ever made totally pointless videos with your friends? yes my entire youtube channel
Do you like to buy those Warped Tour compilations? no
Do you like sitting on the inside or outside of a restaurant booth? tbh outside is nice sometimes but i dont mind inside. it depends on the weather
Do you own a nightgown?  no
Have you ever made a house out of a giant cardboard box? lol no
Have you ever made a tent out of sheets in your bedroom?  no
Do your grandparents know how to operate a cell phone? yes
Have you ever had sex or something like it? Yes.
Have you ever read a George Orwell book? nope
Have you ever worn fishnets? yeah i used too a lot but now i dont as much. i wouldnt mind wearing them again.
How many piercings and tattoos do you have? 0
Is someone in your family affected by Asperger’s? No
In a hotel do you always nose through all the drawers and cupboards? no haha
Would you rather go out to eat or be eaten out? uhhh those are two different things...
Do you always wear your seat belt? yes
Have you ever liked someone much older than you? yeah always
Have you ever been in a play? Yeah back in Highschool
Do you have any secrets that nobody knows about? yeah
Is there ice cream in your freezer? yes ^-^
Have you ever started to laugh but played it off as a cough successfully? uh idk haha
Have you ever liked the lyrics of a band but hated the music? yeah especiallyif the lyrics are good and deep but the sound is off.
Does your bathroom have a window? no
Do you go somewhere to get your eyebrows done? yes
When you were younger did you read the A Series Of Unfortunate Events books? nah
Who was the last band you saw live? there was a lot of them
Do you believe prayer really works? yeah sure
Are you a fan of the band Gym Class Heroes? who
Frosted flakes or frosted mini wheats? frosted flakes
Have you been on a date in the park? yes
Ever dated someone you were best friends with first? no
Are there any diseases/health problems that run in your family? yes
Do you have asthma? Yeah
. Are tongue piercings slutty?  hahaa nooo
Is there anybody you think is hot over the age of 40?  sure
Last person to take off your pants, besides you?  guess connor
Might you enjoy hanging out in the woods for day or two?  sure
Have you ever written something on a bathroom stall? Nah 
Least favorite alcoholic drink? i dont care for jack but i like other whiskey 
Have you ever kissed someone named Paul or Luke? nope
How did you meet the last male you texted? okcupid
Have you ever had an embarrassing email address? yep i aint repeating it hahahah
Do you put shampoo in your left or right hand? left 
Do you have a bull ring through your nose? no
Do you and your dad get along?  yeah but he died lol
Can you see your purse right now? yes
Are you wearing any perfume? none
Are there products in your hair? not rly
When you get colds, do you use nasal spray to help get your nose unstuffy?  sometimes
Do you actually like sneezing? what
Have you taken a shower yet today?  yes.
Do you have one best friend who is always there for you? yes jennifer
Do you wear skirts a lot?  i used to but so much anymore.
Do you wear sweatpants a lot? sometimes. but not out
How many pairs of jeans do you think you have?  I have like 3-4 but i only wear 2 of them haha
Do you like hoodies? YESS 
Big ones or the form fitting kind? i like big ones
Do you wear polo shirts a lot? none
Did you ever actually have a rubber duck? maybhe lol
Are you one of those people who claim to live with no regrets? no, i usually regret a lot
Do you love your computer?  yes but i need a new one. the one i am on rn is a chromebook but i want an actual laptop that can download drivers etc. Chrome book is nice though, Ill def use for college!
Do you drink coffee? hardly never. sometimes, but im not much of a coffee drinker.
Do you basically like all of your clothes? pretty much. Theres only a few that I dont wear as much but are meant for more a professional setting.
Do you shop mostly with your parents, your friends, or by yourself? myself but sometimes if my mom is going out i will go out with her.
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