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If you’re comfortable with sharing, it would be cool to hear more about your winx next gen, if that’s okay with you?

Yes of course!!!! below the cut cus i get rambley

the story so far: Daphne and Thoren are king and queen of domino. Ashia and Nex are king and queen of Andros. Sky and Bloom are king and queen of Eraklyon. Stella and Brandon are queen and king of Solaria. Tecna was queen of Zenith for a while but got bored and decided to do something else, now she and Timmy run an exploration research company that explores the outer reaches of the magix dimension. Flora is the potions teacher at Alfea, Helia runs a small art gallery in Magix city. Musa started her own record company, and Riven became the assistant combat instructor at Red Fountain. Icy broke Tritannus out of mer-prison and transformed his tail into legs, the two are now in hiding along with Darcy. Stormy left the Trix after an issue with Icy.

THE CHILDREN:

alrighty lets start off with Sky and Bloom, or Skoom as I like to call them. This is Aidan. He attends Novatan University, a new school now on Magix. He’s a classically trained necromancer but will use magic in just about any way he can. He uses the tile of Necromancer of Ash. Aidan does not posses the dragon flame, and boy is he angry about that. Though he gets along with his cousin Ophelia pretty well, he is intensely jealous of her destiny as bearer of the dragon flame, and to compensate he seeks power above his own and some times other’s safety. Aiden is loud, prickly, and easy to rile up, but cools down quickly and forgets about whatever made him angry. Bloom, in true Bloom fashion, generally avoids her son because she doesn’t know how to deal with his attitude (he also occasionally reminds her of Valtor and that scares the hell out of her). Sky does his best to spend time with and curb Aidan’s more destructive impulses but he also has to rule his kingdom. Aidan basically only gets along with Ophelia, he can hang out with Selene and Jack occasionally but they tend to annoy him. He and Thorn do NOT get along.

Daphne and Thoren!!! Daphen? Thorphne? idk their names don’t mesh that well lol. any ways this is Ophelia. Ophelia attends Alfea and is known far and wide as fairy of the dragon flame. After Daphne became pregnant, she had to ask bloom to return the dragon flame to the royal line of Domino since its always been passed down from one heir to the next. Bloom(after a few emotional breakdowns) eventually transferred the dragon flame to tiny fetus Ophelia. Ophelia doesn’t want it. She doesn’t really tell any one, but she hates being the bearer of the dragon flame. She hate the attention, the pressure, the legacy, the kidnapping attempts, the random attacks, the fact that she’s always the target. Ophelia isn’t even sure she wants to be queen of Domino in the future. in her free time Ophelia writes stories. Ophelia shoves her feelings down, holds grudges, and she can be VERY passive aggressive. When she finally explodes she can very destructive and cruel. Ophelia loves her cousin Aidan but can’t spend a lot of time with him because she can eventually feel the jealousy streaming off of him. She gets along really well with Anemone, but when they do fight its Armageddon. She also gets along really well with Thorn, as they’re both level headed older sibling types.

Timmy and Tecna!!!(Tecmy?) I know. She looks nothing like either of them.This is Ruth, Timmy and Tecna’s adopted daughter(they have actually adopted several other children but Ruth is the oldest and most important to the plot). When Ruth was about 10, her family’s ship crashed on a tiny desert planet in an uninhabited solar system. Her parents didn’t make it, and Ruth herself was severely injured. She managed to stem the flow of blood from the gashes in her shoulder and thigh, and cobbled together a radio system from the pieces of the ship. Timmy and Tecna were out on an scientific exploration mission when they picked up her distress signal. Infection had already set into her deeper wounds and her arm and leg had to be amputated. Ruth uses a prosthetic leg in day to day life, but prefers not to have a regular prosthetic for her arm. Ruth attended and graduated from Cloud Tower, and is the Witch of Metals, she manipulates metal into a movable prosthetic arm when she needs to, but doesn’t maintain it as its a drain of her magic. Ruth is Koyuvian(a fake planet/race thats in my version of winx club) and wears the tinted glasses to filter light. Ruth is a mechanic, and loves to build different contraptions. She’s hopeless at coding, but builds a lot of prototypes for her adoptive parents. She gets along Selene the best.

Flora and Helia! Floria!!! (Helora?) This is Thorn. Thorn is Silva Lynphean and a quarter Vaonaaj. He attends Red Fountain and is a team lead in his class and possibly the strongest. Thorn is quiet and sarcastic, generally preferring a books to spending time around people. He’s a little awkward when not in a “specialist” situation. he kind of wishes he was really good with people, but also doesn’t bother practicing socializing because he’s scared lmao he’s basically Mr. Darcy from Pride and Prejudice. to compensate for his social ineptitude, Thorn hangs out with Jack a lot. He is very observant though and can pin point people’s weaknesses in a snap, and he’s not shy about using those weakness if he needs to. He and Ophelia get along well, but he thinks Aidan is a spoiled brat who throws too many temper tantrums.

Musa and Riven = Riva. So this is Jack. Jack attends Red Fountain. Jack loves to be the center of attention, and hides all of his insecurities behind an over the top inflated ego. He isn’t terribly interested in his dad’s career (fighting) or his mom’s career (music) but he is decently talented at both. Jack true passion is design. He isn’t totally sure the type of design he wants to do yet, but fashion and architecture are both interesting to him. He’s the best or the worst dressed guy at Red Fountain depending on who you ask, considering he usually throws together items that don’t seem like they should be on the same body at the same time. His mom and dad don’t really get either of his interests, but are trying very hard to be supportive. Jack is the easiest going out of these characters (except maybe Ramiel) and gets along with just about anybody. He’s Thorn’s “wing man”(for both platonic and romantic interests because Thorn just doesn’t frickin talk to people) and the two are kind of a funny pair to look at since Thorn is so so tall, and Jack is….. not. He also gets along well with Anemone. Jack is very intuitive, and doesn’t feel comfortable around Eirlys, usually actively trying to avoid any contact with her.

Stella and Brandon have Selene. Selene attends Alfea and is the Fairy of the Sun and Moon. Selene is kind of a screw up. She’s clumsy, forgetful, chronically late, messy, and awkward af. Selene doesn’t really think she suits the role of “princess of Solaria”, one of the most televised planets of the Magix Dimension(kind of like Los Angeles is the celebrity center of the US), but is constantly trying to be better at her role. Unfortunately she’s trying to force herself to be like her mom instead of trying it her own way. The one thing Selene is really good at is sculpting, and can usually be found hidden away in her studio with clay in her hands. and in her hair. and on her clothing. basically everywhere she is not neat. She’s pretty quiet in general but get her started on a project and she’ll rattle ideas off one after the other. She and Ruth are crafting besties, and trade creations frequently. She’s horribly intimidated by Thorn, though its mostly their mutual awkwardness clashing. She doesn’t like to be around Aidan much at all.

This is Anemone! The unlikely product of Aisha and Nex! Anemone is the Fairy of Coral, and is attending Alfea. Anemone is the girly-est girly girl to ever girl. She likes the pink she likes the ruffles she likes the make up and the fashion and the pastels. But the thing Anemone REALLY likes about being a girly girl is that it means stupid people underestimate her, giving her the upper hand and allowing her to reign terror down upon her enemies. Anemone is a girly girl and also a stone cold bitch. She’s not the nicest girl, but that’s mostly because she has the highest self esteem of any of these characters and does not bother with things that are not worth her time. She’ll be respectful and polite as long as you are. She does confide in Ophelia and considers her a good friend, but also thinks Ophelia needs to get her shit together and stop moping lol. She also gets along well with Jack, as they both enjoy fashion and whatever trend is happening at the moment. She dislikes Eirlys, but doesn’t have a solid reason for why lol.

Ramiel! Ramiel is Stormy’s son, his father isn’t in the picture. So basically after the news broke that some of the winx were pregnant (because lets face it they would be celebrity news) Icy processed it as “shit. they have reinforcements. we need reinforcements.” and proceeded to have herself, darcy, and stormy try to have kids. Icy had already broken Tritannus out of prison, and it was now just a matter of getting their human merfolk mix to actually work. Darcy has always been a romantic at heart so she promised to have a kid with the next man she was actually interested in. Stormy on the other hand has never really given a damn about romance, so she bore the brunt of Icy’s new obsession with continuing the ancestral witches blood line. Stormy didn’t necessarily mind the actual sex part(wasn’t enthusiastic about it either tho so :/ ), but HATED being pregnant. After a rough pregnancy, Stormy gave birth to a son who Stormy immediately became attached to, which was NOT was Icy was looking for, the ancestral and the trix power is passed down through the female line, meaning a son was functionally worthless to her. After Icy basically told her she would have to try again, Stormy took her son and noped out of there asap. She went to Ms. Griffin for help as a last effort, and after agreeing to be stripped of her magic she and Ramiel were relocated to a hidden, sparsely populated village deep in one of Lynphea’s forests. Ramiel knows nothing of his mother’s past, and, against her express wishes, decided to enroll in the Paladin program at Lynphea College. He thinks of Cymmeri as an annoying younger sister, and doesn’t know Eirlys or Arcturus. He vaguely knows of Thorn and Jack due to Red Fountain and the Order doing group training together occasionally.

This is Darcy’s daughter Cymmeri, usually just called Cymi. She’s kind of a know-it-all, sassy child, who has only just started to display signs of her magic. She and Ramiel form coincidental friends after a random encounter, and she’ll occasionally go to him when she has a problem she can’t talk to her mom or other cousins about. She, like my version of Darcy, is at least part Koyuvian(my own personal made up planet not from the winx) which gives her the solid eye color. She wears enchanted glasses to make her eyes appear more ordinary, and to filter light that would otherwise hurt her eyes. Cymmeri also really likes to lean into the creepy goth child role just for kicks.

Eirlys and Arcturus are Icy and Tritannus’ twins. Eirlys attends Alfea and is the Fairy/Witch of Snow, Arcticus will eventually attend Red Fountain, though right now he’s learning magic from Tritannus, and acting as a support to his sister. The twins are actually too young to be attending either school, but their height and forged documents take care of that. both of them usually have spells in place to hide their more fishy traits but i wanted to draw them lol. Eirlys is a fitness nut and spends most of her free time exercising or playing sports. This also gives her an excuse to go on long solo runs so she can relay info to Arcturus who then takes it to their mom. Eirlys is kind of arrogant and can do no wrong in Icy’s eyes, where as Arcturus lacks self esteem and is constantly trying to prove his worth to their mom. Arcturus has an affinity for water, and most of his spells use it. Eirlys tries to force her relationship with most of the winx’s kids, but does genuinely get along with Ophelia.

this isnt totally accurate for their heights but i did some of these really fast and the proportions are off lol.

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robot-unicorn-attack · 5 years

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☽ FLAME, 22

“ I’m gonna take a bow, so you can kiss my ass.”

Real Name: KEHLANI VEGA

Agency: ʟᴀᴢᴇʀ (Lava World)

FC: Rasika Navare

Unicorn Name: IRON PEGASUS [+]

Place of Birth: Planet Hughes. It’s a small planet inside Lava World. Just around 2 million population. It’s the least likely of all of Lava World you’d find a racer. Which is why Kehlani has to prove herself to her agency and everyone who watches. It’s a poor planet. It’s main source of income is the trade of a special oil only found on Hughes. 80% of the inhabitants are just below lower class. (Think Isle of the Lost from descendants) With there being almost nothing to do many people have become evil and villainous. They don’t trust or like outsiders. They care for their own but will also turn on you in a second.

Appearance: Long brunette hair, a small built physique, is the product of resting bitch face, around 5’5, a dangerous smile (when you can see it)

Wardrobe: lots of black, literally almost all black, no skirts and certainly no dresses, she barely sports short either, black skinny jeans or latex pants, sleek black high heels but mostly black combat boots.

Places most likely to be found: If she’s not racing you can find her in her agency’s stable making sure I.P. has all her updates and parts she needs to run smoothly. There’s a 50% chance she’s at one of the millions of bars scattering the galaxy. You would think the girl was rich the amount of tabs she has open.

People mostly likely to be with: Flame will most likely be caught hanging near her fellow lava worlders. Well lava worlder. She’s slightly intimidated by Nyx, but she can’t get enough of Widowmaker! They’ve become sort of friends over the last couple of years.

Strongest character trait: Loyalty & Honesty

Public Image: Kehlani is the rebel without a cause. Someone who seems uncontrollable. Someone the audience can look to for a little bit of mischief. She’s always got “drama” surrounding her name. Her agency doesn’t really mind it because all press is good press, right? She’s a tough cookie with a tongue made of gold. She can talk her way through anything and everything. That includes a foul run. She never plays dirty, well she never shows that she plays dirty.

Racing Strengths: As much as she’s a talker she does have a knack for sniffing out the competition. When she does research she DOES research. She knows every racer on that track in and out. All their weaknesses and strengths. Don’t ask her how she got the information. You would prefer not to know.

Racing Weaknesses: She has a bad habit of not looking at the bigger picture. She lets her pride take over her body in more ways than one and that never ends well. She gets in soooo many petty arguments with the competition.

Personality: Kehlani Vega is a firecracker. Someone who knows how to sway the crowd with her suffocating demeanor. She’s fierce and can hold a grudge even satan couldn’t dream of. It’s either a good or bad thing if you’ve caught the girl’s attention. Lanis the kind of girl you pray to not make mad. She’s got friends in all places. Friends that can and will jump when she gives the word.

Biography: Kehlani grew up on the small planet Hughes. It’s a poor planet and Lani grew up not know the riches of the world around her. She grew up a product of her environment. A common thief by day drunk youngster by night. She’s always been confrontational and stubborn. Growing up with parents that were never able to take care of their children completely has made her power/money hungry. She’s sworn to herself that she will not go back to life on Hughes. At the age of 20 she was scouted. Which wasn’t anything normal for Hughes inhabitants. Nothing special ever happens to them. They get scraps and that’s it. No flashy cameras or cars. Nothing. There’s not much history in the public eye on Flame. In fact her past was kept in the past. Lazer of course made up some fabricated story as to where Flame came from and of her life before. They can’t have a nobody on their team now can they?

Relationships:

Snow -

Sky -

Ice -

Supernova -

Sunbeam -

Flower -

Flame -

Nyx -

Widowmaker -

Playlist:

Show and Tell // Melanie Martinez

Show and tell I'm on display for all you fuckers to see Show, you tell Harsh words if you don't get a pic with me

Don’t Call Me Angel // Ariana Grande, Lana Del Rey, Miley Cyrus

Don't call me angel when I'm a mess Don't call me angel when I get undressed You know I, I don't like that, boy Uh, I make my money, and I write the checks So say my name with a little respect All my girls successful, and you're just our guest

Nightmare // Halsey

I gotta recognize the weapon in my mind They talk shit, but I love it every time And I realize I've tasted blood and it is sweet I've had the rug pulled beneath my feet

Friends Go // Maggie Lindenmann

White jacket, white pills Told me I would feel better But now, you ain't here Will I ever feel better?

Bad Guy // Billie Eilish

I'm that bad type Make your mama sad type Make your girlfriend mad tight Might seduce your dad type I'm the bad guy, duh

Pinterest: TBD

Headcanons: TBD

#racer info #flame #kehlani #racers #iron pegasus #written by destiny/filthysoul!!

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ziggory · 5 years

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Riverdale Liveblogs 3x07 - 3x13

Instead of making you all suffer through six separate liveblogs as I was catching up, have them all in on post!

3x07, “The Man in Black”

Remember when Jughead was the biggest woobie ever with a bunch of sad shit happening to him. Fun times. Honestly, Jughead’s just really taking advantage of finally being on the roadtrip he was denied

Justice for Jingle Jangle. Why did we need a new drug? Or I’d be fine with it complementing the other but NOooOooOOOO. It’s trying to shove JJ out of the spotlight!

Elvis’ granddaughter could’ve just drugged the eggs but instead she chose to nearly give Archie a concussion. Hiram might chop her head off if his Archiekins gets permanent brain damage

Let Archie kill a man!! Jughead got to skin someone who was fucking up his life. Why can’t he let Archie take his shot!? I can’t hear you about consequences

Your business is failing because trading away the final piece of the Soutshide to open a vanity project in the form of a dry speakeasy was not a great idea. Also, gamers can give you business. I’ve seen it!

The show can make Veronica say all these supposedly empowering lines, but I’m never going to forget that she supported a for-profit prison

MAYBE MY DAD’S NOT SO BAD!!?!?

This voiceover was completely unnecessary. Honestly, it’s sort of a slap in the face to Lili’s acting as if they didn’t think she could convey certain things without some hand holding

I’ve seen movies. They make you swallow that shit on the spot

So many negative thoughts being awkwardly confirmed

Honestly, this is what happens when you keep exploiting the place for abuses to help your investigations but never fucking shut it down

3x08, “Outbreak”

Does Moose need drugs to get it up? He said Midge liked to get wild, but methinks he liked it of his own volition as well. And just what I wanted. Shadowy makeouts while high on drug laced childhood candy

Kevin needs to find out who put a curse on his dick. ANOTHER hookup interrupted by bodies in danger

I don’t know why a group of high school boys acting like typical jackass high school boys with loud laughing is cause for thinking they’re all high.

“good people like Archie”

Gladys being a Jarchie shipper is pure. I will not stand for this no homoing

Wait, Cheryl did actually get to be Student Body President? I thought they were just going to let that circle the drain and disappear

MY FAVORITE INCOMPETENT EDUCATIONAL ADMINISTRATOR

THE PRISON WAS A FUCKING COVER?!?!? So all of S2 was just…oh my fucking god, I’m going to do drown myself

“good looking shortsatck” Love it. Goddamn, I love Gladys

Do they know that the way they write Hiram and Veronica feels like it’s been dipped in ten layers of incest? He talks to her like she’s the mistress he wants to bed

The affection the Jones women have for Archie is cute

The Gargoyle King being a hallucination is the most disappointing thing

TABLETOP RPGS ARE NOT FUCKING BORN OF MADNESS. Ugh, my inner geek is angry with rage

Oh, now you care about the kids in conversion therapy

So I guess they didn’t go to Toledo for Christmas??

Lili should get a raise for this Griffin Queen shit

I’m more emotional than I would usually be over these Fred scenes given Luke Perry’s recent condition

PROTECT THAT FUCKING DOG WITH YOUR FUCKING LIFE!! THROW YOURSELF IN FRONT OF A BEAR

I missed alcoholic Hermione. And lmao this Watchmen realness

I love Silent!Kevin getting nothing to say in that office! Just fucking great

we need to know more about this fucking Governor. Racist piece of shit who gets upset about vandalized statues of genocidal war criminals, AND he’s under Hiram’s thumb.

3x09, “No Exit”

Will someone get bit by a monkey? I can only hope

Oh fuck off with the Star Wars reference. IT DOESN’T FIT

Stealing from the rich to give to the rich. How very one percenter. And Toni, all your friends are living in tents by the river

KEVIN. WHY THE FUCK DO YOU ALWAYS JOIN THE WORST GROUPS

While the implication of Jughead sleeping over is nice, what the fuck was the point of last episode’s cliffhanger. This timeline makes no sense

I’M GETTING FIREWATCH VIBES

They’re so fucking low budget that they couldn’t even show the bear, LMAO

I forgot what Fangs sounded like. Didn’t FP retire? ARE THERE EVEN ANY ADULTS LEFT IN THIS FUCKING JOKE OF A GANG. But Damn, Fangs is good at crying. So pretty

Aww, I actually missed the hammy ass warden

Every time Joaquin’s name is mentioned, another dagger in my heart

The fact that the sisters have been fake nuns this whole time is just…what the fuck. AND THE FUCKING SOCIAL WORKER KNEW AND JUST LET THEM KEEP OPERATING!?!? LET THIS WHOLE FUCKING TOWN FALL INTO A HELLMOUTH

Remember when Jughead was outraged about the Serpents being paid security at the Pickens festival thing? Time is a flat circle

CHERYL, WHY DON’T YOU JSUT KILL HIRAM THEN

“SAVED”!??! REALLY NANA ROSE!?! IS THAT WHAT YOU CALL THE CHILD GROOMING YOU DID!? And uh, Fred and Sierra should know about that sordid piece of Penelope’s past

Damn, Veggie is hot as fuck

You know who else could’ve gone undercover for the Serpents to infiltrate the Gargoyle gang?!????? I HATE YOU FOREVER, RAS. ANOTHER AU FOR THE DRAWER

3x10, “The Stranger”

LMAO that they tried to make us think Archie died

Being attacked by a bear in Canada means not having to suffer through crippling debt because of the hospital bill for the rest of your life

Sidenote, but I really thought the painting of Veronica would have a bug or something. The fact that she just kept the painting instead of burning it says something

Oh so the core four are THOSE type of friends

Betty’s money >> those kids

Claudius just doesn’t want to do actual work

They let a kid pass the first grade when he couldn’t read? So the educational system has always been rather shit

Hey there, Silent!Kevin! Just sitting silently with your slowly developing biceps

Does Reggie know what PTSD is

I spy with my little eyes Kevin in the corner putting his PE clothes away! Once again robbed of a shirtless scene

FUCKING TALL BOY!?!? Lol, this is really good for my drawer fic actually. Keep sounding like a spiteful man! It’s semi feeding me

Wow, they really crammed in two Varchie sex scenes

Hiram deserved this and every agonizing second of pain he felt

Raw milk, huh? Yeah, that’s all you need to bait Kevin into this cult

Bye Claudius, no one will miss you

I want Hermione/FP to fuck

Jughead throwing a party to make things better is the biggest twist this series has ever done

Archie the alcoholic, eh. If this lasts more than one episode, that’d sure be something

3x11, “The Red Dahlia”

This is the noir episode, isn’t it. I’m…really bad with noir so an episode from THIS team is going to be…very trying

Awww, FP mentioning Joaquin is an extra pang. I wanted to know more about their relationship

I’d love to see the notes on this draft when Jughead tries submitting it to a publisher. Unless he goes the self pub route

Who even runs the newspaper now?

Betty, you’re like the last person to talk about black and white morality

Archie sounds like the protagonist of Office Space at the end when he finds his calling in construction

ELIO HAS SPOKEN MORE THAN MELODY EVER DID. EAT SHIT, RAS

I still need Jughead and Veronica arguing about classic cinema

I wonder where Penelope learned those crocodile tears, Nana. Like I never need a scene of her criticizing her ADOPTED DAUGHTER again

Cheryl is pretty forgiving of the uncle who sort of helped with her institutionalization

Have these boys never watched an episode of Breaking Bad? Put that body in a barrel

So has Veronica had a change of heart about Daddykins? I’m so confused

SMITHERS!?!? YOu’RE STILL ALIVE!? Protect this man

Remember when Betty was a camgirl for ten seconds and watched all of her fake brother’s porn videos

Josie’s voice is pure butter, and the show needs to stop pretending that we want to hear anyone else sing

Why doesn’t Toni have a job at Veronica’s dry speakeasy? She used to be an actual bartender!

“Kevin’s dad boxes at the gym” being a line from Josie is the most beautiful line in this episode

Well at least they explained the seizures.

YYYAAAAAASSSS, KELLY RIPPA!!

What is even the point of Minetta having faked his death just to be Hermione’s kept man

Well, damn, I really didn’t see this FP reveal coming. I wish he was the sheriff Hermione was fucking. And given all the things Jughead used to say and aim at Keller, it’s interesting to see him have to deal with his dad being somewhat in Hermione’s pocket

PULL THE FUCKING TRIGGER, ARCHIE

Lmao at this Bad Boys line. I see you, synergy

Honestly, how dare Archie shoot the person who was going to kill Hiram. I guess that’s one way to bury the Archie/Hiram grudge

Hermione’s trigger finger is life goals

3x12, “Bizarrodale”

So first off, fuck that title and everything it implies.

Second, this is the episode where I’m supposed to finally get fed, eh? FINGERS CROSSED

I forgot what Kevin sounded like after not talking for four episodes

WHEN CAN WE MEET KEVIN’S MOM!?!? I HAVE MANY FANCASTS

Veronica watches Netflix confirmed, and yet I guess she just scrolls past Orange is the New Black every time it’s recommended to her

Why are Kevoose makeouts always in shadow? Is it to disguise the fact that when they makeout it’s with their lips sealed shut

The actor who plays Major Mason followed me back on my burner instagram

Awww, Sweet Pea is a relationship guy with a gooey little heart!

Sierra pegs Tom confirmed. Love these two kinky fuckers

The way Tom says “Gargoyle King” goes straight to my nether regions

So does Britta have a kink for people outing others against their will? I swear this is a plot point in Ship It too

I feel like these issues are something they should’ve talked about way more. Making Moose’s coming out be an ultimatum is pretty gross

How DARE they not let us hear Josie sing?!??! Ohhhh, if we’d heard Josie sing then we would sent death threats to the fake Juilliard board. I never want to hear Josie’s teary little voice again because it hurts my feelings

Lmao, this is the second time a parent has been judgmental of how the Lodges involve Veronica in their business

Remember that time Moose and Cheryl made out? I’m forever traumatized by that

Hiram and Hermione strolling in like a fucked up Gomez and Morticia

I’m sure that Dilton would approve of his friend from another lifetime using his secret bunker to pop his cherry. But only Moose. Yes, I ship comics Dilton/Moose

Oh, HeeEYEEEEEEE, IT’S LIKE A BUNCH OF MY FIC DREAMS COME TO LIFE. Wow, I finally got pandered to. Kevin being in dagner is like…the basis of the majority of my drawer fics

I’M FUCKING PSYCHIC X2!!!! Well huh, this puts that earlier diner scene in a new light

Yesss, please keep calling him Tommy and talking about how Kevin looks like your old friend with that sad, wistful tone. Please feed my fic bunnies

Christ, Ashleigh has such a fucking amazing voice. I can actually bear KJ’s singing

Moose having to leave makes sense. ALSO MAKE SURE YOU WATCH CODY”S SHOW ON NETFLIX TO MAKE THIS WORTH IT

I never want to see Kevin cry again. Fucking Maramaduke

Gladys can step on me, and I’d apologize

3x13, REQUEIM FOR A WELTERWEIGHT

I’M FINALLY ALL FUCKING CAUGHT UP

I don’t think that bacon is fully cooked

So Veronica just decided to not move back out because the path of least resistance?? And she’s back in her Daddy’s clutches because....he got shot???

The Serpent with the awesome dreads is still there! Can he be an actual character with a name? He deserves it

Between last episode and this one, I am being fucking BLESSED with Daddy Keller content.

VERONICA IS a FUCKING REPUBLICAN CONFIRMED. I guess we all know who scrolled right past 13th on Netflix!

They’re really trying to sweep up their awkward plot mistakes from last season, eh

I need a flashback of young Alice in this ugly fucking wedding dress

This is some Rocky and Mickey shit. Hopefully Keller doesn’t have a heart attack while confronting Mr. T

YES, GLADYS!!! CALL OUT THAT LEADERSHIP!

San Junipero water, huh.

Why is Archosie so perfect

Ehhhh, the last time they talked was eight episodes ago. Will this scene be about how Kevin’s recovering post-Moose?? Of course not. My hopes for investigative Kevin are once again yanked away. Though of course remember that time she got him to catfish a murderer without telling him that Chic had killed someone?? Fun times

“cute gay farmies”

Veronica is the opposite intimidating ESPECIALLY in the face of Gladys who we all know has actually fucked up a bitch

The monstrous Freeform ate Malachai, eh. Ghoulie jackets are still the best jackets

I’ve never watched Apocalypse Now so this scene is wasted on me

THUNDERDOME!!?!?

Keller looks like he gives good hugs

How the fuck did Jason learn about The Farm?

This is Polly’s revenge for being sent to the Sisters

It’s awkward how Choni just sort of disappeared from the episode

Damn, Archosie has everything going on

Hermione, you should’ve just killed Hiram when you had the chance

PROTECTIVE BIG BROTHER JUGHEAD!

Gladys doling out gang advice is just everything I wanted from her

#Riverdale #Riverdale liveblog

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osmw1 · 5 years

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Dimension Wave Chapter 3—Altorese, the Merchant

“Heh heh…”

It’s been 10 minutes since then. I sold all the scales, bones, and fish meat I had and bought another fishing rod before returning to my spot. I also bought some bait this time. As a result, I have only 65 serin left in my pockets.

In any case, I am definitely going to eat that fish. I’m the type of guy to hold a grudge. Like how I always play fighting games with Tsugumi, who’s really into them. Unfortunately, though, she beats me more than I do her. She’s nothing short of a prodigy at fighting games, even though her best genre is first-person shooter.

I know it must look real weird to see a girl laughing to herself. I’m self-aware. But I don’t care. I am absolutely going to catch you. I think I’ve found my calling in this world. It might be a little lame, but I guess I’ll continue to silently fish alone here.

“Alright, let’s try out the bait.”

I bait the previously bare hook. I don’t have any worms, but instead boilies. I gotta put up with the cheapest stuff they have. I would’ve bought something better if only I had the money to. They had fishing lures for sale too, so I’m guessing there are lakes nearby. I cast my rod and concentrate on its tip. I’d love to gaze at the clouds, but I don’t have the time for that!

“Gotcha!”

—Horse Mackerel obtained.

It feels like they’re biting more because of the bait. There can’t really be fish that stupid to go for a hook with nothing on it. I have 30 boilies in my inventory. I’ll have to get more at the general store once I’m out. But the moment when the fish bit, I felt something that I’ve never felt before. Maybe it’s something part of the game that I haven’t noticed before. Or maybe even it was just my imagination. In any case, I’ll keep that feeling in my mind. If it has anything to do with what gets caught or the quality of the fish, it’d be a big catch.

Oh, and there’s definitely a quality aspect. When I was selling my items at the shop, they were all priced differently. They were all small fry so they didn’t sell for a whole lot, but smaller ones varied about 1–3 serin while the bigger ones varied 10–30. Once I get Energy Production III, I’ll get Fishing Mastery as well.

“Another one…”

I wait a little longer this time. It really isn’t just my imagination. There’s an indescribable aura or ebb and flow radiating from my rod. Maybe it’s something to do with when I should strike. The tug gets harder and softer, but it’s a short amount of time when it tugs hard.

“And now!”

—Sardine obtained.

It may be a sardine, but it’s the biggest and freshest one I’ve caught yet. It’s likely that it’s determined when the fish is being caught. This kind of system really fires me up.

“Oh?”

I’ve got a bite, but I can tell by the bend in my rod, it’s not as strong as The Big One. … or maybe my rod is just too shoddy and just doesn’t perform well enough. It’d be a waste if it gets away. As I did before, I wait for a strong tug before I strike.

—Killerfish obtained.

… huh. All of a sudden, I get the feeling that it’s a monster. I’ve only caught herrings and sardines up ‘til now. They’re all fish that exist in the real world, so they feel different than this guy. Furthermore, upon placing Mr. Killerfish in my inventory, it starts mashing its pointy teeth. That’s definitely a monster, alright.

I guess even monsters spawn in places like this. At least I have a better grasp on things now. I keep on fishing.

In the end, I managed to catch 26 out of the 30 bites I had. Four of them got away when I was trying to get a feel for their pull. I think each fish is different in the amount of time I have before they flee. What I caught totaled to 14 herrings, six sardines, three horse mackerels, one killerfish, and two bonefish. There’s no way those last two aren’t monsters.

As its name suggests, the bonefish is just like a skeleton. I was pretty shocked when I first saw it. It’s kinda eerie how nothing but bones can live under the sea.

“Now then, let’s gut and trim them all, save for a single herring.”

There’s something I want to test out. I want to see whether selling the fish whole or trimmed earns more. Still, the money doesn’t matter all too much since I need to get that gutting skill anyway. With that, I carefully point my Novice Gutting Knife towards my spoils.

“I sure am hungry…”

I got stuck for hours in an endless loop of fishing → trimming → selling → buying bait → fishing. I found out that selling trimmed fish nets more cash too and I bought better bait with the extra money. What I should do now is focus on catching 100 or more fish to upgrade Fishing Mastery to rank II. But first thing’s first—I have to upgrade my Energy Production.

I was so absorbed in fishing that I forgot to eat. They call it the Second Life Project, so there’s gotta be a hunger element in the game. I’m so hungry that it feels like I haven’t eaten the whole day.

“… what to eat?”

Luckily, I have a bit more money than before. I’m not sure how expensive restaurants, but since this is the starting town, it shouldn’t be too expensive. I put away my fishing rod, leave my fishing spot on the bridge, and head down to the middle of Lurolona. The fish is still in my inventory, but they can wait. I want to eat, and I want to eat now.

“Ooh.”

I followed the road to the plaza where we spawned. There’s not as many people here now as before, but there’s still 10 or 20 people hanging out. Among the people are a Human and a Jewel trading items. Not even a day has passed and the guy has already established a business? I casually walk closer to them and listen in.

“Five pieces of copper will be 375 serin.” “Thanks. The shops are selling it for so much more.”

They’re both in novice gear so it’s hard to tell, but it seems like one of them is a merchant and the other a blacksmith.

“Little lady over there!”

The moment they finish trading, the merchant walks over to me. What’s up with him? I look behind me. What girl?

“Yes, you.” “You talkin’ to me or somethin’?” “Yeah. Not much of a lady though, eh?”

Oh, yeah. I’m playing as a girl right now. It was super weird at first, but I quickly got used to my voice and I totally forgot about it.

“No, uhh, stuff happened and now my character’s a girl.” “I see.”

The merchant is quite the pretty boy type. He’s taller than me. Well, at my height right now, I can’t tell exactly how tall people are anymore. In any case, I look up to see his bright blond hair.

“So? Something you needed?” “You smelled like the sea, so I was just wondering if you had any fish or seafood on you.” “Oh. Do I smell?”

I take a whiff of myself, but I can’t really tell. I did fall into the sea once, so it wouldn’t be much of a surprise if I did.

“It seems like it. I went over to the plains once and it smelled like grass over there.” “Huh…”

I thought it was just the sea spray that smelled. How complex. It really is a big budget game.

“Anyway, do you have any fish or shellfish? I have an acquaintance who’s trying to level up her cooking skill, so I’ll buy it off you at a higher price than what the stores can give you.” “Hrm…”

I placed my right hand by my chin as I pondered. I haven’t processed any of the fish yet, so I have about 50 of them stored in my inventory. Well, it’s mostly herrings, sardines, and horse mackerels though. But since I still haven’t got the skill yet, I’d like to gut them all before I sell them.

“Sorry, but I need them too. Maybe next time though.” “Is that right? My name is Alto, though you’d find me as Altorese in chat. Though it didn’t work out this time, I’ll buy anything and everything.” “Gotcha. I’ll keep it in mind. But you’re already trading so early?” “Yeah, pretty much. I buy low from people in the frontlines and sell for cheaper than store prices for people who want things. Then, I’ll go and sell potions high to the people fighting. I’ve made 8,000 serin already like this.” “Impressive. You really are a merchant.”

Speaking of which, I have 2,700 serin. If I were to sell all the fish I have on me right now and buy some bait, I should have about 4,500 left. But still, it’s incredible how the merchant made 8,000 serin just by trading.

“Hahaha. Visit Altorese’s Emporium for all your needs! Just kidding.” “In that case, sell me a good fishing rod, if you have one on hand.” “A fishing rod? That’s a tool. If you have the materials, then it can be made. Shall I introduce you to an acquaintance of mine?” “Oh, could you?” “Of course! Only if you promise that you’ll buy any materials you need from me.”

What a silver tongue on him. It’s funny how he’s exactly like how a merchant would be. Some people really do role-play in an RPG.

“Alright then, please.” “Thank you for your patronage.”

Even his words are merchant-like. How refreshing. He might just be working in customer service in real life.

“Okay, I’ll contact you when I get news.” “Ah, hold on. I’ve something I’d like to ask.”

Alto looks at me with a quizzical look. Being so caught up in chatting, I had almost forgotten about it until the end.

“Where can I find a restaurant?”

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Pokemon Moon Namelocke Episode 9: Gone Grocery Shopping

~ Current Party ~

Kitten / A. Persian / lv 36

Bean / Vaporeon / lv 35

Capricorn / Shiny Gogoat / lv 35

DOGE / Furfrou / lv 33

Mis Gender / Illumise / lv 37

FILIS / Talonflame / lv 36

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I am in the mood to begin this episode with a good ol’ fashioned scuffle ! Though this guy better not have Hariyama..... I don’t even know if poor FIlIS could handle a hit from a Hariyama...... yes I’m still bitter about losing Kyuubi.

Nah he had an Absol..... not much of a scuffle since Kitten basically ended it with a fake out and a U-turn.

Speaking of scuffles I hear there is trouble at ye ol Malie Garden, so that’s where I’ll be heading next.

Kukui please.... in a battle where you only use 4 moves don’t tell them what moves you’ll be using..... and don’t lie you’re just going to send out Rockruff and spam protect.

Oh my it’s ya boy Guzma..... I am so hype for this upcoming battle. Slay me Guzma slay me. I like Guzma for the same reason I like Gladdion. I like Gladdion’s hoodie.... I like Guzma’s sweat pants. So comfortable looking.

To get real for a second, whoever, during this conversation I was doing some thinking about Kukui and he might actually be my favorite Pokemon professor ever. I mean sure he isn’t in his lab doing research he is out on this adventure and pursuing a career in the Royal Rumble, but he is a professor that specializes in Pokemon moves so it makes sense he is out and about trying to get a Pokemon League going and getting involved with some battles.

He is doing research without hiding in a lab expecting a ten-year-old to fill out a Pokedex.

Professor Sycamore was a Mega Evolution expert, but wasn’t spamming mega evolve as much as me. Really what did he even do other than act rapey towards my female OC? Kukai is in there doing stuff.

I’ve been worried about this fight for a while because Guzma’s Golispod is no push over...... but then the idiot went ahead and used swords dance twice on a pokemon with emergency exit. Okay....

I got some bug weaknesses on my team still so I sent out DOGE who took care of this battle with nothing more than a work up and head butt. (I need to find that Return TM) I made sure to award DOGE with a rainbow bean again for his efforts.

After the battle Kukui gave me a Decidum Z..... too bad Mr. Owl has been on Hiatus for a long time. Doesn’t he know this a Nuzelocke.... where is my Gogoatium Z?

In honor of DOGE’s triumph I gave him another hair cut to rock out this episode.

Now it’s off to Route 12 to go on the search for some more plot and an encounter. On Route 12 I caught Lefty the Mudbray.

I named it after one of many the Beanie Babies I use to have. The democrat donkey Beanie Baby. Oh man.... it doesn’t look like anything really great is happening in the hasty box.... cept for maybe a Lucario.

Wound up with Ducky Momo the Psyduck. Have no idea what this name means, but at least it has a few moves and I’ve given up on the idea of bumpounder ever being a Vaporeon replacement so I can’t complain.

Went back to route 12 to clear it out some trainers. Kitten is almost level 40 and that’s just from doing it’s current job of using fake out and then U-turning it out of there. I’ll probably be using this strategy on that pesky Ghost Trial whenever I get to that point.

Apparently Cosmog is in danger.... I mean good. Is living in Lilly’s bag really what you would call a life? It could use a little danger to switch things up a bit.

Got a few more encounters to exchange. I had to catch a couple of Karps with repeat and quick balls.... is this what it feels like to be one of the human dumpster fires that throws that crap into Wonder Trade?

From the Secluded Shore we have Catfish the Magikarp with an Impish nature. It was exchanged for...

Not Bun the Pikachu..... more like Not Fun.... Impish is a horrible nature for a Pikachu and this coming from someone that rocks an adamant Raichu.

From Route 13 we got Fillet the Magikarp with a Naughty Nature.... a box I’ve been visiting a lot.

There is a tie between Fuc* me the Crabrawler and Cotton the Cottonee.

RNG tells me Cotton, and that’s fine because I don’t like how that Crabrawler is looking at me even though I’m literally drowning in grass types right now.

Seems like we are going back to the ‘Naughty’ Box with Walda the Raticate I caught in Tapu Village.

The exchange is....

oooooooooo Pegasus the Ponyta.... I don’t think I’ve actually used a Ponyta since gen 1 so it’d be interesting if I get to use it this locke.

Now back to the plot!

I will once again be a Team Skull apologist and believe this grunt is doing nothing wrong at the moment. If you see something say something. That’s all he is doing to keep the community safe.

With that out of the way time for the big episode scuffle as I go through the abandoned grocery store to take on a big Mimikyu. Glad this is my second time playing this game. First time that Mimikyu almost gave me a heart attack when I found it with the pokefinder.

Time for some champion strats. Fake out won’t work so let’s just u-turn it out of there to break it’s disguise!

Good thing Kitten likes me and U-turn got it right out! Mimikyu outspeeds me and play rough hurt really bad. I am going to have to switch into something that can take a hit. Mis Gender knows T-wave so I just need to slow it down.

Haunter got called in for the assist.... Mis Gender can take a play rough but not two attacks from two different Pokemon... and this strategy was in vain, because apparently Mimikyu is holding on to a lum berry so it recovered from paralysis.... silly Mimikyu Smogon says you should be holding a focus sash. Silly Mimikyu.

I got mixed feelings about this death....

On the one hand I didn’t believe Mis Gender would be going to the end with me. Illumise is a bulky bug that has a few tricks up it’s sleeve but as the game goes on and you’re dealing with evolved Pokemon at a higher level it loses its sparkle..... but on the other hand it died in vain because I couldn’t get a T-wave on Mimikyu..... poor Illumise I’ll never know what your gender was.

Time for Plan B and by that I mean Plan Bean. Mimikyu is using mostly physical attacks and Bean can take a hit as well as set up an Acid Armor or two to protect itself before fighting.

Once I had my acid armor set up, however, I had to bring in some rain to rely on Hydration, because Haunter wants to sit there and spam hypnosis and hydration will give me a free heal from sleep.

Only problem with that strategy is when I fell asleep I still missed out on my turn since these Pokemon are too fast compared to Bean. It’s a good thing I got my acid armor in though for it kept me alive throughout all of this.

Once I was finally allowed to make a move I used my Z-Power and took Mimikyu out in one hit. That was for you Mis Gender.... I still feel guilty...

The battle has been won, but before I end things I have a few more encounters to deal with so I don’t forget next time I play.

We got Ramsey B. (Ramsey Bolton tho should be Snow) the Raticate caught on Route 15 that has a Rash nature.

A tie between Gabby and dinner. RNG decided upon Gabby.... I guess I just wasn’t hungry enough. Where was a reliable poison type during the last battle Gabby?

There is Poach Me the Pelipper (I really hate Pelippers design), which was caught on Route 14 with a Lonely nature. It gets exchanged for:

Great another Pikachu..... I don’t know what to make of its name.... I doubt this was a friend to someone, because it’s clearly someone’s route captured Kalos Pikachu.... does it like the TV show FRIENDS?

One more encounter left to exchange....

Fat Bat the Golbat captured at the Mega Thrifty Megamart that has a serious nature.

In exchange I get:

Meloetta? The Shuppet..... oooooo it’s cool that I got an actual ghost type from where I should have got a ghost type encounter. It was clearly given this nickname by someone who wanted to communicate to ask for a Meloetta in link trade.... and for that I already have a head canon. It got so bitter of being used and abused for means of communication it formed a grudge against Meloetta and now it shall dedicate it’s life to finding and destroying Meloetta.

#nuzelocke #laure plays video games #laure plays pokemon #mimikyu

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