#why is this lowk cringey

[sunohws]

no rules - kang taehyun

pairing: fwb!taehyun x m!reader

synopsis: you and Taehyun are fwb and in order to not spoil their friendship, Taehyun imposes some rules on the relationship . . . (there's actually no other way to describe this.)

word count: 0.8k

a/n: ssfw :3 . . . this is also very VERY cringey... beware. also this has been in my drafts for over 2 weeks. um.. i may or may not have forgetten about it when i was revamping my profile. LOL!

Taehyun had four set rules when they first started out: first, no sex while they were on a busy schedule, i.e. at the time of performances, promotions, or tours; second, avoid unnecessary caresses; third, no kissing on the mouth; last but not least, no sleeping together, especially after sex.

These were four simple rules, but y/n hated them with all his heart. He knew that he could not break them, nor could he complain to have them eliminated, and finally he understood that Taehyun had them set for a reason. The Korean man had talked about something to do with the chemistry of human emotions and how not respecting them would cause a romantic attachment on the part of them, which would inevitably end their friendships.

Maybe Taehyun had exaggerated or been dramatic? you couldn’t tell, it was better not to risk it. And it’s not that you didn’t believe that, in fact, you didn’t care. Considering that you were already in love with Taehyun, nothing could make it worse. But you couldn’t tell his friend, or it might not only shake their friendship, but also with the group dynamic, more than the casual sex they had.

Which you thought was too little, considering everyone was busy with performances and touring for the last few months, a situation mentioned in Taehyun’s rules that left you with calluses on your hands, if you know what I mean.

You understood this, of course it was necessary to focus on work, to avoid distractions. However, in your humble opinion and perspective, even during work, they need to relax a little, even take some risks… And that is why you were in Taehyun’s room, lying half-naked on his bed, waiting for him to come out of the bathroom.

Originally, Huening Kai was supposed to be sharing the room with Taehyun, but fortunately, with your wit and persuasion – and a bit of bribery - you managed to swap places with the maknae. When Taehyun finally emerged from the bathroom, his gaze wandered in surprise and confusion to see your figure on his bed. And to your delight, Taehyun’s gaze also showed interest.

“No.” he said seriously, interrupting you before you could even say anything, causing your smile to crumble. “We’ve talked about this, not during concerts and promotions.” He said slowly, making sure that the other understood. You rolled your eyes.

“Oh come on.” You huffed, standing up and approaching Taehyun, wrapping your arms around his larger body. You smiled when your realize, Taehyun didn’t pull away. “You’re so tense…”

“Y/N”

You just nibbled Taehyun’s ear in response, fiddling and messing up his hair and, damn, Taehyun was so hot. You already felt as hard as a stone to have him in his arms, clean and smelling good, wearing only a robe, since knowing him well, he probably wasn’t wearing anything underneath.

“Are you an animal or what?” Taehyun gasped, failing to maintain a serious posture in front of the elder man, exposing his neck and giving you more room to act. You, who is no fool (ur super smart), immediately took advantage of this, leaving a trail of kisses on his skin as he ran his hands alonf the others body. A stronf and tasy body, just the way you likedit.

To be honest you still found it surreal the situation you were in, having a beneficial friendship relationship (im sorry wtf) with none other than Kang Taehyun, his crush…

“Y/N, seriously, we’re not even home…”

“But we are alone. And the reason why you don’t like to have sex with me when we are on tour or performing is because you’re afraid that you wont be able to dance the next day, but we don’t have a performance tomorrow.” You insisted, as you untied Taehyun’s robe a bit. And well, he didn’t stop you.

“pfft, I can’t believe you said that.” Taehyun laughed and patted your chest. You weren’t lying. “And look at you, as excited as I am.” You smiled, opening your robe. Taehyun narrowed his eyes and looked at you with an expression that should have been threatening but failed miserably.

“Well, just this once.” Agreed Taehyun.

You didn’t need anything else, you grabbed the boy by the thighs and lifted him while Taehyun whined and laughed. The tasty echoing laugh that made your heart warm up and squeeze. “Oh Y/N, you’re like an animal in heat, all impatient.” He scoffed, and you just smiled broadly as he threw him onto the bed, crawled over him and opened his robe.

“When it comes to you yes. And don’t pretend to be any less perverted than I am.” You added, whole nibbling and teasing one of his nipples. Sure, you would love to kiss Taehyun now, but you were already breaking a rule and maybe it was better to not push your luck… You didn’t want or need to think about that right now.

At that moment, it was just sex between friends with benefits. And while you were not so good at playing that role, you were certainly good at fucking Taehyun and making him forget everything.

And that’s what you did.

im throwing up in a good way kind of. why is this so cringe. lord! um um yeah um yeah mhm, i think yep sorry for how cringey this was.

#someone get me out #kang taehyun #taehyun #taehyun smut #fwb!taehyun #why is this lowk cringey #switch taehyun #switch reader #idol au #ssfw #beomgyu #yeonjun #hueningkai #soobin #txt smut #tomorrow x together

[umepnnn]

Hii since ask box is open I'm jumping in🥰🥰my bday is 2 weeks away so SR related question : SR taurus rising - venus 7H opp uranus 1H, what does it remind u of?🤣 For some reason I'm v excited about my next SR even tho sun+mars is in 6H (I'm alr tired af🥲)

An extra question for u : how's ur current SR chart?🙊any good aspects/placements u wanna share with us?

hii lovely 💕💕 those placements are so fine omg i'm excited for you!! and during this time you're alr transitioning into your next SR chart haha i think that's why you're tired 🥲

taurus rising gives you a calmer temperament & reaction to people as well as issues that arise throughout the year. you'll take your time and slowly live through the moment. you may feel a bit reluctant to changes due to taurus' fixed nature. a need for security will contribute to this tendency as well. some themes for the year could be related to value and self-worth.

7H venus in opposition to 1H uranus – boyy do i see the love in the air 😌 not to mention the fact that venus is your sr chart ruler i- 😩🤚 with venus in 7H there could be chances of getting in a relationship if you're single. and you'll also benefit from your associations with others. if you're already in a relationship then this opposition aspect could indicate a need for freedom, in other words, a breakup. but not necessarily!! because it could also show wanting to try something new in the relationship too ;)

aw thank you for asking the extra question 🥺 i'm having a libra rising at 7° this year with mercury in 1H (plus air dominant this year) and i honestly kinda have a love hate relationship with these placements xD

i had a libra rising year before and i like how i'm more talkative n confident in socializing with people but i lowk felt a bit cringey thinking back about what i said or did 😃 but i also find myself pretty cute hahaha so it's okay bc of the flourishing love money and beauty 😌

thanks for asking i hope you have a wonderful day or night<3 and an early happy birthday 💗

#solar return chart #solar return #venus opposite uranus #venus in 7th house #uranus in 1st house #[🏹] 𝐌𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐀𝐆𝐄 ① #🌱: nonnnimous #🌠; 𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐎 𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐒. #astrology #divination #7H venus opposite 1H uranus #taurus rising #taurus ascendant #🌞; 𝐒𝐎𝐋𝐀𝐑 𝐑𝐄𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐍.

[witchofrvnswood]

a red school review <3

spoilaz obviously ~

okay besides the fact that this was... very nonsensical, silly, and the conflict over all sucked and i would just really love to cleanse it from my mind, i do think there are some parts that should be talked about it.

don’t get me wrong, i did have a mere giggle at some parts, but there were others that were just... Bad.

characters

first of all, with sophie. is just really stupid? at least, her role in this is. her thirsting over cal and being like “I WANT ALL PRINCES” was just embarrassing try harder she’s so much better than this.

also why is agatha encouraging her to choose between tedros with cal like ma’am... cal is taken??? and if i’m not mistaken SHE’S DATING TEDROS?? did that just get erased? what? also why are sophie and agatha on speaking terms? why is sophie even invited after terrorizing students for weeks?

tedros is just... don’t even get me started. soman really loves making him boring and oversexualized doesn’t he? cal is just.... cal. he’s boring. he’s irrelevant. he’s cringey. if you’ve read red queen, you know this is not knew.

although the cal x tedros moments were fun sjsjsj everyone lowk shipped them except for sophie 

fuck i think mare is the only character i liked and that’s  A HUGE ACCOMPLISHMENT because i DESPISED her in red queen

plot

this is probably the stupidest take they could have on this also the most convenient and childish? the woods have only known their own kingdoms for centuries? how did they even meet norta?

also THE SCHOOL MASTER MAKING IN APPEARANCE WHAT THE- THE STUDENTS, THE FACULTY, THE ENTIRE HISTORY OF ALUMNI HAS NEVER SEEN HIM IN PERSON BEFORE??? AND NOW HE’S JUST WALTZING UP LIKE OH YEAH I MAKE PUBLIC APPEARANCES ALL THE TIME IT’S YOUR FAVORITE GRANDPA W H A T

also.,,, how did agatha and sophie not know who or what mare might have seen in the tower? they’ve BEEN in there. they know the school master and the storian are in there like how dumb are they

this seemed really red queen centric to me with mare worrying about elara’s motives and her still being engaged to maven and being mareena titanos and all and basically it focuses on that and honestly? i don’t really mind. at this point in the story, she’s just boring. the bitchiness comes later and i pray we don’t have to see it in red school part 2.

the oversexualization + the cringe (although i’d say that counts for everything)

this is the part where i’m legit disgusted. the other stuff was just obnoxious writing. but this? this is actually wrong.

tedros ripping off his shirt and saying no one denies me um.... y’all.... i almost threw up i don’t care if they supposedly aged them up that’s still disgusting??? the way they treat his character like he’s just there to be half naked and woo the ladies is awful to his character when he has so much more depth to that and also that’s just gross to read??? they market this to children, they promoted it to the sge website which has you know what? CHILDREN. imagine reading tedros and cal being oversexualized that much, it was so uncomfortable to read.

also,,, sophie’s broom closet comments? disgusting. the IMPLICATIONS. WHY oh WHY did they put that in here. was it not bad enough in book 1? soman just needs to write adult books imo why is his team selling this shit to actual 8 year olds? please fire everyone who let that happen just- it’s awful.

anyways yeah. it was bad. um. i’m not excited for part 2. they really could have gone a better way about this and honestly? if they took out the unnecessary sexualizing of characters, i would just be joking about it but honestly that was just really disgusting and took up what? 90% of the story?