#why would u say that

[professorllayton]

im abt to start crying. my little brother said the missing link from monsters vs aliens always reminded him of . tory belleci. the human man from mythbusters

#blabs #WHY WOULD U SAY THAT

[murdrdocs]

theories going around that pav might die ...

#why would u say that #he literally did nothing wrong #hes just a little guy #let him live #literally

[onlyseokmins]

new deekay hand pics make him look like ur coworker the hot tenured professor that everyone admires for his knowledge and how he became such an established teacher at such a young age (and also how sexy he is with the scarf he wears every day to match the color of his coat) and everyone in the department has a crush on him including you, but he secretly has a crush on you back. he starts leaving flowers in your office once a week and you're not supposed to know they're from him but you accidentally saw him doing it once but you still pretend that you don't know who they're from because he's shy. he always stares at you during the faculty meetings and he saves a cup of coffee and a donut for you because you always get there just a little too late and the meeting snacks are always gone so he started saving them for you. eventually he builds up the courage to ask you to sit next to him at the meeting ("because your notes look so much nicer than mine," he giggles, though it's a complete and total lie because he's so damn smart he doesn't even need to take notes). and one evening after the meeting when he's walking you to your car you finally build up the courage to confront him about the flowers and you both admit you're kind of a little bit madly in love with each other and end up fucking in the backseat of his car before you decide to go back into your office together so there's more room for him to eat you out like he's been dreaming of since last fall semester

U really want axes thrown at u babe? Is this retaliation for him not coming home yet?

#U ARE SO SO SOSS OS SOSOSOS CRUEL TO ME #HE N I ARE MARRIED AUTOMATICALLY THE MINUTE HE SAVES ME DONUTS #THE FLOWERS THO OFMFNKGKFKD I'M BITING THE CARPET #ESTABLISHED SEXCI SCARF TEACHER DEEKAY IM RAWRING AT U #I'LL SIT ON HIS LAP NOT NEXT TO HIM #CAR SEX? HELLO #WHAT #WHY WOULD U SAY THAT #IN THE OFFICE #????.!!??! #EXTRA DOUBLE TRIPLE HELLO? I'M GONNA I'M GONNA I'M CLIMBING OUT A WINDOW RN JUNIE UR SO WRONG (RIGHT) FOR THIS #june 🌞 #junkissed #ez.mootz #ez.thots #seok.thots #svt.thots

[yes-i-exist-shutup]

your the equivalent of a swiftie guessing the TSC release date ngl

swifties are delusional who see signs where there are none so. No.

#ik this is probably meant as a compliment but #I cant sorry lmao #imagine being a swiftie /no hate to any swiftie mutuals ily as u are #ALSO ????????M HUH GWAT #WHY WOULD U SAY THAT

[streamsofstardust]

sweet josh

#joe pls #why would u say that #don't u see how fragile we all are already

[literaphobe]

theres a powerpoint presentation on the mcc reddit rn advocating for dream and grian to be teamed and im gonna throw up bc they called them SLAY DUO 😭

#not only that but #whoever made this seems to bareky know dream #‘grian will make dream love build mart!’ nonhe wont #‘dream is good at pvp games like battle box!’ #WHY WOULD U SAY THAT

[cuuno-moved]

At the right angle he looks like Shane dawson. And I am conflicted on that.

#why would u say that

[dancefloors]

ur followers treat you like a worker at the triangle shirtwaist factory

I have no words for this...

#WHY WOULD U SAY THAT

[sosaysdean]

what if he has a tube shoved up there

#why would u say that #ask #anon

[professorllayton]

gansey should've been fined like 3 billion dollars for this.

#why would u say that #blabs #trc reread

[stalkingcupid]

coworker said something abt us being in a jail cell disheveled and bloody after starting bar brawls together….why would u say that to me… i- i-

#oh my god #Why Would U SAY THAT #reader they have no idea of my butch bar brawl fantasy #one of the single most homoerotic and tender moments i NEED IT #i literally could not reply to that - I WILL FOLD WHAT DO U WANT FROM ME

[acerathia]

insane how this teacher manages to bring his bigoted ideas into EVERY SINGLE LESSON...

#there is no connection between them #why would u say that #esp it was smth like. oh. there's that one law practically restricting someone's freedom #but if someone breaks certain law (which is against a minority group) they're not just against the law #but outright evil????? this is supposed to be sociology to help us think critically #all ive heard until now is bs

[rememberingpizzadragon]

over analyzing tone in a 4 word text message until I'm certain you despise me 💗

#I'm normal #why would u say that #just tell me to kms

[smashingpunkkins]

reading lolita for the first time so far so good except i notice that while im reading my face crinkles in disgust. like the prose is beautiful but damn is humbert humbert a fucking depraved sicko!!!

#my little cup fills with tiddles will never leave me #WHY WOULD U SAY THAT #and describing young girls as having nubile puppy bodies #🤢🤢🤢 #EEEUGH

[gwryuu-ahehe]

ive just been informed that i apparently post like a facebook mom ☹️

#bros a sad dog ☹️ #WHY WOULD U SAY THAT #KYS!!!!!!!!! #/j

[inutaffy]

this is gonna haunt me for the rest of my fucking life and i hope it does actually. ugh guys dont GET IT. he wants it to be over but its not over until its reallt over he know he cant just choose to give it up he has to work for his ending he had to work for a happy life because it's gonna kill him inside otherwise. and he doesnt know what he wants with ani maybe all he wanted was to protect her and now he doesnt need to because all they had was "the fucking disaster and then cleaning it up" what were they really without the drama and the murder and the lies and secrets they keep. he doesnt even believe in love or so he says and hes here at a dance for her and he doesnt know why. but as soon as that phone rings the physical manifestation of his paranoia and anxiety and guilt he answers and he listens. HE FUCKING HOOKED ON IT

#this is actually killing me #what if thats all we have or had #because it makes sense #like hes saying it without saying it #hes doing all this to please people thats all hes ever done #and now he just cant afford mistakes he cant afford messing up like he has in the past no matter how much he says he doesnt care #and just ani saying 'you trust them more than me' NO #WHY WOULD U SAY THAT #THIS GUY IS THREATENING CLAY RN #DONT WVEN KNOW WHO THEY ARE AND YOU THINK YOU CAN FIX IT? #YOU CANT #YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD FIX BRYCE AND YOU COULDNT #AND HE ENDED UP DEAD #SHE THINKS SHE CAN FIX CLAY BUT SHE CANT #BRYCE WANTED ANI BUT CLAY DOESNT I CAN TELL #BUT HE NEEDS HER TO FEEL NORMAL #IDK HOW TO EXPLAIN IT #but seriously she doesnt even fully grasp whats goingbon because clay is holding back like omg you cant HELP #BECAUSE HE DOESNT WANT YOUR HELP #he wants to do it alone and get no one else alone if he goes down he goes down alone #and that doesnt make sense at all because he didnt kill bryce . alex did but hes still answering the calls #because the threat that this caller knows ani wasnt with him that night . that he doesnt have an alibi that he lied to thr police #that ani lied to the police #thats enough