brother your walk cycle is gay as fuck
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Snail squire who delivers postage to his superiors and wears chainmail armor. his name is snailmail
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snake bit my dick you have to suck The venom out
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elesa was sexy submas for halloween
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my ex wife still misses me.
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my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😜 this strain is called "the unknown"⁉️ itll have you leading your brother through a strange and fantastical world
me: yeah, whatever. i dont feel shit.
five minutes later: greg i swear i saw the beast following us through these dark and frightening woods
my brother greg: my frogs name is Joe Biden
the woodsman: I must keep the lamp burning
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ah... hes calling for me...
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being on the cash registerr
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We all got that homie whose air of silliness doesnt hide the haunted look in their eyes
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me and my pet freak that i hate ( taking photo with hat kid with a big old smile on his face on her first day of school & hes crying a bit)
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hi Please pay me to draw for you. feel free to message me And go into my #mine tag for more examples yay yay Yippee
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if anyone needs me,ill be out back. Yeah theyre putting me out of My misery again
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