#will we be friends or mortal enemies?

[mamawasatesttube]

timcassie is so compelling to me. they were not into each other even a little bit. it was such a messy coping mechanism fuelled entirely by grief. they were making out with each other because they were both substituting each other for kon. cassie was far more aware she was doing this than tim was. unironically, dating a girl here is one of the gayest things tim has done

#rimi talks #it is SO messy and its so fun. i don't think geoff even realized the implications but they sure are there when you read it #god... you know its BAD when modern comics have me missing tt03 of all Fucking comics #but like. todays ''tell don't show'' writers would N E V E R do something this interesting #tom taylor would be all. oh! tim we shouldn't kiss. i'm just substituting you for kon because i miss him and you were his best friend! #and then he'd have tim go oh wow cassie you're right i didn't realize that! my bad. all forgiven? yay!!! :) #GOD YOU KNOW ITS BAD OUT HERE WHEN I THINK *GEOFF* DID SOMETHING RIGHT. GOD. GOD #GEOFF MY MORTAL ENEMY GEOFF. grits teeth yeah geoffrey i have to give you this one............ #its just such a deliciously unhealthy coping mechanism. theyre a MESS. theyre using each other. theyre only able to go on bc of each other #its not a romance but it IS a codependency #bart isn't even dead yet when this happens. like. he's just off being the flash. #bart (extremely depressed bc he couldnt stop sbp and hold him in the speed force forever): :| ok #not his circus. not his monkeys. #well it is his monkeys even if he left the circus. but he's too depressed to deal with it #but its so fun. this relationship is haunted. there's a ghost in the middle. they both want to kiss him instead of each other. #tim #cassie #timcassie

[meirimerens]

still thinking about that pathologic 2 line of Notkin's where he pulls "As they say, Q.E.D." like now where did you learn Quod Erat Demonstrandum from. i know for a fact your cat didn't whisper it to you.

#eavesdropping on the Bachelor now are we. #neigh (blabbers) #whole scene is too funny in itself. #''is he your friend?'' ''my enemy.'' ''mortal?'' ''That would be too strong a word...'' #''As you can see; Khan has deigned to ask us for help. That's almost like admitting he's wrong. I'd never ask him for anything; #however badly we needed it. Pride is more important. We can live without him. He can't live without us.'' he is literally sitting 70cm away

[cryptile]

@jonny-b-meowborn exposed. Idk if you can be friends with her anymore. Sigh.

#i mean i was never friends with him #we are mortal enemies #julian posting

[coffeeandcalligraphy]

what's harrison gonna do when old bf (lonan) and new bf (callahan) are in the same room together they're the same guy different colour scheme

#can't wait for when lonan overlaps callahan and becomes new old bf & then callahan becomes old new old bf who's now a Mortal Enemy #harrison's gonna explode but it's so funny bc his type is now painfully clear to me #otherworldly men like lonan??? JEREMIAH???? callahan???? #LIKE jeremiah wins to me <3 like not only is he ART he's also got a good personality <3 <3 sorry to the other 2 lol #btw just the existence of callahan in this narrative means we're getting at LEAST two more seventh virtue books #cal plot will probably take up all of book 3 and then if I like him sm I wanna redemption plot him minus redemption #he can commit any sin to me - book FOUR #I can't add jeremiah to seventh virtue bc in a narrative when jeremiah AND lonan are in it at the same time #is a narrative where lonanasona is NOT endgame LMAOOOO #but can we imagine tho.... all 3 boyfriends in one room heyyy jeremiah wanna come to seventh virtue town #I have ZERO support to add eliza into seventh virtue town but like the lonan girlfriends are like heyyyy #glenne is gonna come back wrong so we already have her && I wanna soooo badly write holly back in (his 2015 gf) #THE LONAN GIRLFRIENDS AND HARRISON BOYFRIENDS IN ONE ROOM THEY ALL BECOME FRIENDS

[smudged-red-ink]

Anybody want to be my nemesis?

#SEND ME AN INSULT to prove you are a worthy opponent. I dare you. #everyone's making friends on tumblr #let's switch it up and make some ENEMIES #i'll be the best mortal enemy you could ask for #Ooo we can exchange witty banter #i'll send creative insults to your ask box #you'll find bad posts and tag me #our mutuals will be forced to pick a side in this epic feud #our battles will be lengthy and glorious #until after generations of blood and sweat and tears #we finally ride the arc of hatred to its bitter end and become recluctant allies #then maybeee friends #mAyBe #smudged red ink

[xjumbled-up-brainx]

chanting

Ring of Fire, Ring of Fire, Ring of Fire-

The first time we see all the Octonauts slide in one Octo-Shoot together!

Love the RoF, even if the Z-gup is less realistic than the existence of Vegimals and it drives me mad-

Lots of little gems in the movie, we got jokes and trauma it’s ✨ The quality is very good as well, the scenes and animation was great. It felt more child-directed than the Caves of Sac Actun (it could just be me, but it felt that way) but either way top tier

#lookit them :D adorable little guys havin fun #Mantis Shrimp Mode my mortal enemy /j #we love the Shellington and Inkling extended scenes #we love the Tweak and Kwazii best friend duo #they all totally have trauma it’s wonderous /j #octonauts #octonauts a&b #octonauts above and beyond #above and beyond

[welleducatedinfant]

calling it now it’s gonna be a conan gray summer

#I can quite literally smell it #predicting that this will be the four years later spiritual successor/full circle/whatever of 2020 summer #for me at least #unfortunately macky aka the only person who really knows what that’s means isn’t on this website but yeah #trust me on this one guys #best friend v2 out soon #infant speaks #speaks nonsense btw #anyway #conan gray #anton if you’re reading this turn back now please #but I think part of it is that my gf is for lack of a less corny phrase sort of the friend I wanted so bad in high school but never got #we would’ve been running that theater if we went to hs together LMAO #OR been mortal enemies but whatever that’s not the case 🥰 #anyhow found heaven is hitting me very much how kid krow did #ok goodnight

[chicgeekgirl89]

Dumb Tarlos stuff that I just need to get out of my head...

I would have loved this episode if it had aired a year or two ago. That would have been the time for this Tarlos conversation. I would have cried tears of joy, I would have been thrilled about Andrea and Owen’s involvement. But it makes no sense for it to be now. The kids thing is a dealbreaker. It’s not something you compromise on. It breaks up relationships and marriages on a regular basis. And it’s not fair to either of them to be in a relationship with someone who may or may not ever change their mind. The honesty at the end was good, but it’s far too late in the game for this. 

Also Carlos doesn’t even feel like himself to me lately. He brings up the Iris thing so flippantly, like wtf? You were literally crying about how bad of a friend and boyfriend you’d been like eleven episodes ago. I don’t think he’d use it in that way. And even if he did bring home a lizard for T.K., I don’t ever see him referring to it as their “child.” 

Not to mention it just knocked like ten of my fics out of canon. So that’s fun for me.

Idk, if you loved this ep and are thrilled with where this is going, I’m so happy for you. I’m just not feeling it. 

#Literally not even tagging this because the haters gonna hate and I don't want to hear it #And again to be clear #If you loved this and it's working for you that is so great #It's just not working for me #Tim you and I will definitely never be friends #It's possible that we are mortal enemies

[fakeasmr]

What will you be eating at the Golden Corral? I think that's a restaurant, right? It's been so long since I've heard of it that I forgot.

Fries, mac and cheese, something that might have been beef pie, pork, beans, penne with probably tomato sauce, tea biscuits, mashed potatoes, a fried ball of dough I think, ice cream and 1 cookie

I am unwell

#this place is my mortal enemy and best friend #I'm so glad we don't have these at home

[bldmnrises]

@gloryseized !

hylia's CHOSEN HERO, come once again to battle and wage war against the forces of ganon. truly a sad sight to see, all this carnage for naught, when crimsons stain the earth and taint the sky with bloodied mirage. smokes and embers fly up from the grass link wades through, warns him of the impending hour, what once grew whole now tarnished by the affliction of MALICE.

slowly as the moon rises in the distance, a child walks down from the churning skies, humming a simple song. clocktown's ominous chimes, the ringing of bells as earrings rattle with each step of jester's shoes. the child comes close, far too much for a hero's liking. stood before him, just a sword's length away, malice's smile almost seems to glow.

" hello. " it comes hollow, apathetic. " we've never met, you and i. "

as they come to offer a hand in greeting, of deceit and temptation, they pause. that hand ; that accursed symbol of lost hope. eyes narrow as forever smile never fades, but sneers in its wooden place.

" that. doesn't. BELONG to you. "

#malice! ic. #gloryseized #malice vc: we can be friends- probably #notices rauru's arm #nevermind! :) mortal enemy number one

[whatkindofnameisella]

this user has mommy issues (mom doesn’t like nick/jess)

#WE JUST TALKED ABOUT IT AGAIN AND SHE GOES FROM MY BEST FRIEND TO MORTAL ENEMY IN 0.5 SECONDS #she says that she's dated someone like nick and he wasn't worth it but i say SHES OKAY BECAUSE SHE MET HIM. HELLO. #new girl #just to be clear i do not have mommy issues. i love my mom. <333

[annarubys]

the other day i was scrolling the dating apps while i was bored as one does and i found this person who had every single frank iero side project in their top spotify artists list but no my chemical romance like hello that’s so funny PLEASE log on and swipe on me i just want one conversation please please please

#i dont even remember what they look like. age. pronouns. location. anything their bio said. i was laser focused #genuinely should have used a superlike or whatever they’re called not to find love #but to either become best friends or absolute mortal enemies with a random person on the internet. i’m haunted by them #what if they just straight up hate mcr for taking frank away from pencey prep. we could be enemies to lovers #a.txt #mcr

[sp-aace]

do i actually use my fake dagger much? no. has my life been drastically improved simply by owning it? absolutely.

#me and name-of-xtremeness have matching daggers which means our souls are permanently entwined WOOPS #guess I'll die in a homoerotic duel between friends to enemies to who-knows-what-we-would-have-been-if-destiny-had-not-put-us-on-this-path- #of-corruption-and-ultimately-destruction-via-mixed-faith-and-repressed-yearning-disguised-as-hatered/a-continuous-circle-of betrayal-and- #revenge that actually ends in poetically tragic downfalls in which the last things our two souls' see before succumbing to eternal darkness #is the bright glint in each other's eyes as we recognise our mortal enemy as the person we had actually loved all our lives #or however your story went #txt

[sparingiscaring]

How about Jasper and Frank for the blorbo ask game

Frank and Jasper are unironically my favorite reoccurring characters in the game-

#frank and jasp are just. top tier #theyre the funniest characters #they're so evil but the way they talk just absolves them of all sins #THEY ADDED A MINISCULE SMIDGE OF A SUPPORTIVE GROOMAL PARTY TO MY WEDDING #they're my best friends my mortal enemies and everything in between #and while they aren't. mary sue's. theyre both so entrenched in the lore that they have invincible plot armor #literally nothing permanently bad can happen to them #theyre a comedy routine in a capitalist hellscape #satire gone amuck #and i adore them #fl #yes thank you for the ask #i love these two so much #everytime im doing something and they show up its just happy bells in my head #''oh look they're probably murdering that guy i was gonna talk to!!!!'' #''im just so glad theyre hanging out with me :3'' #shoutout to lyme we love lyme in this house

[waloeders]

savage my buddy <3 we gotta like. plan and scheme together or smthn. what does even like to do besides evil schemes. he needs a hobby we'll try some stuff out n find one for him

#jupiter.speaks #👥.savage #> just saw his death ep im no happy chap #> and maul ends up gettin tortured by palpy again >:(( #> my mortal enemy palpy. sorry anyone whos with him i wish u the best. but i do think itd be funny if our s/is were friends regardless #> same w anyone else whos shippin in prequels. can our s/is be buddies pls we can hold back our partners from killin each other #> itll be fine nothin could go wrong

[lordstormageddidnt]

you can't vote to block me and then not follow through, coward 🙄

You're right! I should block you.

Thanks xx

#alfie #ceejay in the inbox #except i guess the tag should be C.J. seeing as we are sworn mortal enemies and not friends