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ALL THOSE SELF-SHIP ASKS MISSY >:3

I gosh thank you for asking this was so fun ;w;

When you and your f/o sleep together, what position do you two sleep in?Sans likes to spoon me, like a lot, but that’s if we make it to a bed! Most nights we pass out on the couch with him on top of me, he doesn’t admit it but I’m pretty sure he just likes how squishy I am. :3

Does your f/o ever tease you about things? Alternatively, do you every tease your f/o about things?Sans is so goddamn easy to make blush, I’ll do anything and everything to make him blush, particularly when we’re around Undyne and Alph’ cause they’ll gush about it and just make him blush harder! To be fair, he knows exactly what to do to make me blush 10x harder, so he gets me back. It’s like constant, back and forth, teasing heh.

What song best fits the relationship between you and your f/o?We can both agree that Glad You Came by The Wanted suits how we feel about each other very well!

Do you and your f/o ever go stargazing?Sans likes to do stargazing every night, although it’s always brief and right before bed, he does it to calm himself down and really reassure himself he’s on the surface. Of course I’m there right along side him, but when I really get enamoured with it is when we get the chance to travel away from the city and the light pollution, when the sky is so dark and endless and the stars are just so bright and there’s just so many. If we travel far enough we can even spy the Milky Way. The first time we did, we kind of cried heh.

If you and your f/o won a million dollars in the lottery, what would you two do with it?Sans really wants to move out of our apartment, it’s a bit…cramped for Papyrus’ tall energetic self and it kind of shows, he’s been less rambunctious. Pretty sure the first thing we’d all agree on doing is buy a house, a nice and big one with a huge backyard for Paps’ and Undyne’s training sessions. Then we’d save the rest away for bills and the like, I’m too cautious about money to go splurging it on materialistic items, of course that doesn’t mean I’ll stop Sans from dipping into it to spoil his brother or I.

Do you and your f/o have any inside jokes?Hohoho boy do we. Everything and anything we say to each other has the potential to be an inside joke. One more prominent one happens to be whenever he offers me a hotdog…not ‘Dog, a hotdog. I’m not elaborating how it came about, but I’ll bust up laughing like an idiot if he ever just casual offers me a hotdog.

How would you react if your f/o dabbed? Alternatively, how would your f/o react if you dabbed?We’re both meme loving fucks, but we’re both pretty over the novelty of a dab, often we’ll do it to teasingly mock each other or make the other cringe.

Would you and your f/o ever go cryptid hunting together?Actually, as soon as Sans had heard of all the known cryptids he had told King Asgore and Tori, and they’d started a search party for them. As it turns out, most cryptids like Big Foot, the Yeti, the Kraken/Giant Squid and the Lockness Monster we’re all actual monsters that had managed to avoid being sealed in Ebott and had stayed in hiding. Asgore had been especially happy to learn about Big Foot, or Po as he’s actually called, cause apparently they were old friends!

Who would you and your f/o go on double dates with?Every other time Sans and I go on a date it’s a double with Alphys and Undyne! Though they were originally more Undyne’s idea we all grew to really like going out together, since Undyne and I are pretty great buddies, and Sans and Alphys had wanted to catch up since Sans had quit working in the lab. They’ve actually wasted a few dates talking nerd with each other, but that’s okay, Undyne and I love to sit back and admire when they both get really passionate.

What’s something you and your f/o disagree on?Oh here we go…Sans absolutely HATES it whenever I’ve jumped in during a confrontation with a particularly…racist human and taken a hit for him, or just gotten involved in general since it’ll either end with me rage crying or getting a bit overly aggressive. I on the other hand don’t plan on stopping anytime soon, he only has a single HP! One hit and he’s gone! Sure he’s good at dodging but there’s always that slim chance…not to mention confrontations like that always leave him feeling a little down on himself. It’s lead to a few fights about monster human relationships, he’s tried to break up with me for “my own good” but I never took it seriously, he was just being insecure about being a monster.

What’s a movie you and your f/o like to watch together?Alright! Back to happy things! It made him uncomfortable the first time I showed him the movie but he really likes Monster’s Inc, the prequel not as much though. He also has a real liking towards Spirited Away, says Chihiro reminds him of Frisk.

Do either of you want matching tattoos? If so, what would you get?I draw all over my arms when I’m bored, swirling patterns and the like, Sans will relent and let me draw on his if I run out of room. That’s the closest we’ll ever get to matching tattoos since Sans can really get them.

Which one of you spends the most money on the other?Sans, without a doubt. He spoils me way too much.

Do you and your f/o like to dance together?Aha! I don’t like to dance but if we’re ever at a dance party Sans’ll pull me onto the dance floor and do an awkward shuffle until I join him, laughing. He does it to tease me, the jerk.

What animal can you and your f/o agree on being the cutest?CATS. And if I had it my way we’d be proud parents of several fur babies, but Papyrus doesn’t approve of pets, they ‘make too much mess.’

When (if) you and your f/o live together, what thing do you always have to have in the house?Neither Sans or I are too materialistic, but the brothers have a soft spot for their Bone painting (apparently Paps painted it as a Baby Bones) so wherever we move, the painting comes. Now, something both Sans and I need to be in the house with us is Papyrus…see we kind of bring out the worst in each other, and you’d find us in the kitchen at 2am destroying the place while trying to make Fry-Pizza Burritos if Pap wasn’t there to reign us in.

Who’s the best at comforting the other when they’re afraid?Sans, definitely. All he has to do is hold my hand and I’m immediately calm and smiling.

Do you and your f/o play video games together? If so, what games?We share an intense love for Pokemon and the LoZ series, we’ll often race to see who can finish a game first. Something recent that I introduced Sans to, though, was Skyrim and he’s lost himself to it.

Who gets scared and calls the other to kill a spider?Oh we’re both shit scared of spiders. Though Sans is just cause he owes Muffet money heh, so Papyrus is usually the one who picks the little guy up and puts them outside.

Do you two like pineapple on pizza or no?We both agree that any and all pizza is good, except that pea and mayo shit, keep that away.

Do you and your f/o ever dream about each other?Heh, yup. Apparently, if we’re ever apart Sans will dream about me a lot.

How did you two meet?I went to check out the grand re-opening of Grillby’s on the surface, cause who wouldn’t wanna check out a monster bar? Lucky for me I just happened to sit in the bar seat Sans rigged with a whoopy cushion, needless to say when Sans sat down next to me wheezing with laughter, I took it as a personal challenge. Grillby’s had never witnessed so many puns in one night. I got his number and we were Pun Pals from then on.

When did you two start falling in love?Me? Oh night one, Sans has that type of loveable goofball personality that attracted me to him right away! It didn’t really develop into real, deep love until a few months later. Sans said it took him a bit to really start liking me, since he was still unsure about new humans, but really in retrospect a month isn’t that long.

Who says “I love you” first?Sans, on accident, after I first took him out of the city to stargaze. We were both kind of emotional and I guess it got away from him and he ended up whispering it to me. Hah, You should have seen how blue he got after.

When confronted with a dangerous situation, who jumps in front of the other to protect them?Sans is an expert dodger, so he tends to pull people out of the way of danger, rather than take a hit. I don’t really think before I act and just instinctively jump in front of him to take a hit, which has resulted in more than a few injuries. But hey, when your boyfriend only has a single HP you tend to be reckless.

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