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nylwnder · 2 years

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˚ ༘♡ ·˚꒰ NYLWNDER’S BIRTHDAY FIC SERIES ꒱ ₊˚ˑ

hello loves!!!! it’s my birthday v soon and i wanted to do something cute to celebrate with you all :))) i’ve curated a series of fics to be posted within a time frame of five days — starting from august 25th to my birthday, aka. august 29th! i’ve picked my current favs to be the protagonists in my love-struck themed fics <3 i had lots of fun planning this out and i really do hope you all can enjoy them as much as i did making them!! love you all, stay tuned besties 💌

— on queue ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ

₊❏❜ ⋮ DAY 1 ➳ frederik andersen

˗ˏ✎*ೃ˚ : plot : takes place as a memory of last night and nights and nights shared between the two. every night meant something. showed each other just how much love they hold for one other. how one could have so much control over the other. the way they could both rot the other's brain with infinite thoughts, whether completely filthy or tooth-aching sweet.

₊❏❜ ⋮ DAY 2 ➳ michael bunting

˗ˏ✎*ೃ˚ : plot : harvesting crushes for each other through their early years of school, and one unforgettable kiss at senior prom, seeing each other again after years passed was something special. love bubbled in their hearts, eyes sparkled and it felt good being lovesick kids once again. nostalgia couldn’t hit the two of them any harder.

₊❏❜ ⋮ DAY 3 ➳ rasmus sandin

˗ˏ✎*ೃ˚ : plot : after having some tough chances at love, it’s not hard for one to become almost hopeless at the idea of it. a set of lovely blue eyes and blonde hair can surely make your heart impulsively simp but when he fights to actually gain your attention? the butterflies in your tummy don’t even know what to do. he has lots of plans for you and you wouldn’t want anyone else to have your firsts with.

₊❏❜ ⋮ DAY 4 ➳ morgan rielly

˗ˏ✎*ೃ˚ : plot : next door neighbours either completely hate each other, or are totally in love. for one pair, they always sat in the middle. even though they could both get on each other's nerves, they did always stick by each other. that is though, it always seemed like there were “boyfriends” or “girlfriends” separating them from imagining a time where it could just be the two of them. that’s until enough is enough.

₊❏❜ ⋮ DAY 5 ➳ william nylander

˗ˏ✎*ೃ˚ : plot : driving around, the wind in your hair, hands interlaced, singing along to your favourite tracks. they were things you loved doing together. there was no place that the two of you could go where you didn’t have fun. nor was there ever a time where you didn’t find one more thing you loved about the other. being lost in love could possibly be the best feeling in the world.

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ tagging moots <3 @11livpangburn , @shcldonkeefe @shoot-the-puck , @bb-nhlqueen7 , @holidaywishes , @dembenchboys , @ayohockeycheck , @broadstbroskis , @donttelltheelff , @lewis-hamilton44 , @laurenairay , @2manytabsopen , @boqvistsbabe , @saviourcomplexes , @rapidfever , @leafsbaee , @leafsgm , @ilyasorokinn , @zackcollins , @wnylanderthals , @nhlandotherimagines

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himbeaux-on-ice · 3 years

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Nobody had Tampa, leafs and habs losing to red wings sens and the sabres all on one night on their bingo card or their bets because wtf

everybody STOP jinxing the Wings I am trying to manifest this for them

#lmao #asks #wnylanderthals

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tapejob · 2 years

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I'm begging you. Talk about the spezz furry ad. If nobody does u must. You've stirred the pot and now it's hot. Whatever mysterious ad spezz did please I need to know what they made him dress up as

ajhsfasgBASJFH i swear to god i swear to fucking god i wish they just made him dress up in some dog furry suit and have been done with it. do you know how much psychic damage i took hearing the phrase "human horse hybrid" and then the shot of spezza's legs just. pulsating. they said willy this christmas you get to get a cool new particle accelerator stick and spezz you get to be an actual kink

#wnylanderthals #WHAT was the deal going through with this i IMPLORE sonnet

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bigmusclemanriz · 3 years

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@wnylanderthals

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dogduocatquartet · 3 years

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@thebluestofdaisies @wnylanderthals honestly you guys are right 😔 i need a car with an ok amount of space but i don’t need to max out my budget on a huge suv that’s horrible for the environment. im looking at a smaller one now with a longer trunk that’s reasonably cheap!

#replies #ideally id have a hybrid suv but i do NOT have that kind of money or loan opportunities

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nylwnder · 2 years

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･ﾟﾟ･ ❝ g’s 400 followers celebration ❞ ･ﾟﾟ･

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ wow,, 408 of you in about a little over a year??? very grateful for all the lovely moots i’ve met along the way and thank you for showing so much support, love and consideration for everything i’ve shared on this blog <3 you all continue to inspire me to create whatever i want and it means the world! cheers to many more crazy years w the leafs, besties!!

˗ˏ✎*ೃ˚ :📘: send me a prompt from either 1 / 2 / 3 + a player and i’ll write you a blurb! (i’ll only write requests i’m comfortable with)

˗ˏ✎*ೃ˚ :🌊: need a new lock screen? send me a player + a style from these options!

˗ˏ✎*ೃ˚ :🦋: send me a player + concept/vibe/au and i’ll make you a mini moodboard + playlist!

˗ˏ✎*ೃ˚ :🫧: let’s play a game! (cast your moots, kiss marry fuck, would you rather, etc)

tagging moots ˚ ༘⋆｡˚ ❀ @shcldonkeefe , @11livpangburn , @shoot-the-puck , @dembenchboys , @eat-sleep-leafs , @spine-buster , @holidaywishes , @bb-nhlqueen7 , @leafsbaee , @leafsgm , @harlowhockeystick , @ilyasorokinn , @ayohockeycheck , @broadstbroskis , @boqvistsbabe , @kleafs221 , @rapidfever , @zackcollins , @donttelltheelff , @wnylanderthals , @savoies , @readyfreddy , @nhlandotherimagines , @laurenairay , @mortirolo , @2manytabsopen , @antoineroussel , @eddiemunz , @lewis-hamilton44 , @bitchinbarzal

#follower celebrations with g!#toronto maple leafs #nhl writing #nhl imagine #nhl blurb #nhl fanfiction #nhl wallpaper #hockey blurb #hockey imagine #hockey writing #hockey wallpaper #aesthetic wallpaper #aesthetic moodboard

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himbeaux-on-ice · 3 years

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KK deserves more than 6mil for 1 year and there is no way Habs CAN'T match that. It was so low I thought it was a joke of an offer as petty revenge for the Aho one. Literally had a $20 signing bonus tf. With both teams picking up racists this is good PR frankly to excite fans.

Sorry, I actually disagree pretty solidly with almost all of this, but the reasons are complex and lengthy to explain, so I’m going to put it all under a cut.

Listen, I personally believe based on what we’ve seen from him in the playoffs that KK can eventually develop into a $6.1 million dollar player — it seemed like he did well once the team had been put through Ducharme’s mini-training camp before the playoffs that actually allowed the chance to cement his systems, and put up good numbers generally during the run for someone his age. If they can find a way to get that kind of stuff out of him in the regular season, he could very well be worth $6.1 or more down the road. I really truly think he has it in him with the right coaching and the right work put in.

The problem is, owing possibly to how the Habs have chosen to develop him (remember, he came to the NHL pretty much straight out of the draft) and how very young he actually is, he has not yet actually PROVEN that he can be a player of that value consistently for most of a season at any point. I’m willing to put an asterisk on his struggles this year, because it was a weird fucking season and the Habs had a rough go of it in several points, especially down the stretch, and because we’ve seen the ability is there in the playoffs. But given what we’ve seen while he’s been on his ELC, there has been no guarantee so far that a team that signs him to $6.1 million is going to get $6.1 million in value out of him this coming season.

Like, set aside league-wide valuations for a second, and think about what the Habs, based on their budgeting and philosophy and management choices, are paying some of their top foundational players right now in terms of cap hit. Toffoli makes $4.5 million, so will Hoffman. Anderson makes $5.5 million, as does Drouin. Petry makes $6.2 million. Edmundson makes $3.5 million. Jake Allen, a player so valuable to this team that we risked “Price to Seattle” to keep him, is $2.87 million against the cap. Gally, the lifeblood heart and soul of this team who has given his literal blood sweat and tears to it for almost a decade, only makes $6.5 million against the cap. They apparently weren’t even willing to offer Phillip Danault, defensive cornerstone of the playoff run, the $5.5 million he got from LA. With Weber on the LTIR, if KK signed with the Habs at $6.1 million, he would be the third-highest paid player on the active team when you exclude dudes named Carey Price (who is an outlier and should not be counted). I love the kid. I think he’ll be a bonafide star someday. He has NOT earned that kind of payday yet, based on the established scale of how the Habs reward their players.

Based on my amateur understanding of NHL contracts and the market, a reasonable deal with KK from the Habs would have been somewhere in the area of $2-3 million (so, what they pay for players like Lehkonen (2.3 mil) or Byron (3.3 mil) or just signed Armia to (3.4 mil)), for maybe about 2 years. By the time that runs out, he’d be 23 years old and heading into the prime of his career, and you would probably have a better idea of whether he’s made that big next step or not — if he has, you probably just got two years of great hockey out of him at a STEAL, and can at that point sign him for a nice juicy contract that will pay him to that level and lock him up through his prime years (which is what you would dangle to entice him to take the short deal for now). And if when that short deal is up he hasn’t made that next leap, then you either sign him back at what he is worth, or if that’s an impasse, part ways. He has said he wants to help bring a Cup to Montreal, and do it with the core of young guys they’re assembling (and close friends like the other Finns on the team) — with that, maybe some performance bonuses if he really kills it, and the promise of something bigger down the road once he proves himself (plus the knowledge that he might not get higher offers elsewhere because of how he’s struggled) you could probably get him to sign a deal like that with the Habs.

HOWEVER.

Now that he has signed this offer sheet, he WILL get $6.1 million. Not only for this year, but once the one-year deal expires, any extension offered to him by anyone is required to start at that number. Regardless of how he performs. Unless he has the breakout year of all breakout years, this will really screw him over — because if he DOESN’T perform to the $6.1 million level, a team (be it the Habs or the Canes) is not going to want to sign him to a second deal at that pricetag. He’ll have to go hunting as a free agent, or get traded before he expires and become another team’s problem. (Note: I’m not exactly sure if the offer sheet process allows Montreal to match with a contract at the same value but longer term, but that doesn’t really solve the problem of being locked-in at $6.1 million after next season even if they can). I understand why he signed the offer sheet — his career earnings so far total just over $2 million, and of course both he and his agent would jump at the chance to guarantee adding triple that in just one year, with the promise of more of the same on his next extension. I’m sure he probably thinks he’s worth it, or can prove he is worth it. He probably thinks the Habs believe in him enough to match it, too — I don’t think he wants to leave Montreal, but he probably sees this as simply an earlier achievement of what they would hopefully be paying him anyway someday, in his eyes.

But even if he DOES perform up to that level, if he remains on the Habs that creates another massive problem crunching up against the salary cap: Nick Suzuki and Jake Evans are both RFA’s at the end of the 2021-22 season, and THEY will be looking for their “grown-up” contracts at that time, the SAME time KK will need to be signed again. Nick is probably going to develop into the better player between him and KK (look at where he already is right now), so even if KK performs excellently next year as say 2C, Nick looks like he will be even better at 1C — and if I’m Nick’s agent, I’m definitely starting my contract negotiations with what the Habs would be paying KK as my absolute lowest starting figure, if not higher. Jake probably has more of a 3C/4C upside, but if KK struggles and plays at a 3C/4C performance level and Jake does that well or better, then if I’m Jake Evans’ agent I am definitely putting my starting figure for negations right around $6.1 million, because I can argue “well, you’re paying Kotkaniemi that much, why not my client?”. Romanov is due up for his post-ELC RFA deal after next year too — because he’s more of a defensive defenceman who isn’t expected to score much, he likely can’t command the kind of figures that an offensively productive centre does, but you still need to have enough cap space to actually sign the guy for what he’s worth; Romanov is eligible for arbitration in that negotiation, so lowballing him too hard could get complicated and contentious fast. And all of this isn’t even including factors like depth players on one-year deals who will need to be replaced or brought back after this year, etc.

Accepting/matching this contract creates a dozen new problems the Habs didn’t have before at all. It carries massive risk and could cause problems for the cap and for roster construction even if KK takes off like a rocket and lives up to the figure on the sheet. I didn’t even touch on the absolute hell the fanbase and media will put him through if he is in Montreal on that kind of payday compared to the rest of the team and fails to live up to it. Alex Galchenyuk only made $4.5 million while he was here and struggling. Look how that turned out for him. You’ve seen how people get when Carey has a rough patch, how the $10.5 million gets brought up and thrown around, and that’s with Carey goddamn Price. I have been around this fanbase long enough to see what happens when people don’t feel you’ve lived up to your pricetag. It gets nasty. Think whatever you’ve seen hurled at Mitch Marner this year, then multiplied by a factor of “fanbase whose expectations have been disproportionately raised probably beyond what’s realistic by the miracle playoff run” and “the Montreal hockey media eats people alive even in good years”. He has been lucky so far in his struggles because he’s still young enough to be cheap. And I’ve still seen plenty of people already writing him off anyway.

Make no mistake: I love KK, I love what he brings to the team, I love how he fits in with the rest of the young core and their dynamics, and I really believe he has the potential to break out into a formidable 2C lowkey-superstar. And I was really, really looking forward to hopefully watching that growth and achievement happen with the Habs, as part of the super exciting future that has been building here. I will be heartbroken if this leads to him leaving, genuinely. My biggest worry with having this bright and shiny new core was always that I would have to watch it get torn apart and turn sad just like the last one.

But now that this contract, right now, at this point in his career is going to be the price of keeping him? I don’t know if matching it will be what’s best for the team as a whole, or even what is best for KK. I don’t know if Carolina actually gives a shit about him as a player enough to use and develop him right if they keep him, or what their end goal here even is other than definitely very literally getting petty revenge for the Aho thing, just look at their Twitter (I think the idea of this as DeAngelo counter-PR has become a bit overblown as an explanation, because surely they MUST know they could end up holding the tab for this and all the risk of it in the end, and that this will die down eventually, so either they’re incredibly stupid or there’s some other benefit here).

And regardless of which way everything goes, I can’t think of anyone I trust less to make the best choice for everyone involved than Marc fucking Bergevin.

#long post #sorry not trying to be mean just literally don’t agree with this at all #habs #Jesperi kotkaniemi #wnylanderthals #asks #montreal canadiens

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nylwnder · 2 years

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Carl Dahlstrom?? Where the huck have the Leafs been hiding a friggin 6'5 230lb /defenceman/ in the cupboards for so long???

HES 6’5 230LB??????? WHAT??????? OH MY GOD HELLO GIVE HIM TO ME NOW

#okay CARL #asks answered #wnylanderthals #my precious mutuals 💗#carl dahlstrom

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nylwnder · 3 years

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take me to church | william nylander

gif by dilfjohntavares

a/n: okay guys it’s my first time writing smut so pls understand!! but i had lots of fun with it and i hope you do too :) happy thanksgiving besties!!!! very grateful for our sexc swedish boy <3

warnings: SMUT!!!, unprotected sex (pls wrap it before you tap it), oral (f & m receiving), swearing, brief mentions of alcoholic beverages.

word count: 2.1k

taglist: @oliviapangburn118 , @wnylanderthals

inspired by: take me to church by hozier

we were driving to mitch and steph’s place. we had been invited for a little get together with the team, just as a booster during the mid-season. it was around evening time, the sun starting to set. willy’s warm hand laid on my exposed thigh, due to my dress rising up when i sat down.

i stared at him here and there during the quiet drive. his luxurious locks never failing to make me smile. he was gorgeous, he was everything a girl could dream of. and he loved me, could you believe it? it seemed like a dream that day he took me out on a date. he was like no man i’ve ever been with nor laid eyes on.

we made it to their building, and parked the car at a free spot. we got out of the car and i went around to willy’s side to walk in with him. i smiled at him as he fixed his pants. he looked back at me and smiled automatically.

“what?” he asked curiously. “you look really good” i said shyly. the last rays of the sun shining on his face. he smiled, and wrapped his arm around me. “you did see yourself in the mirror before we left, right? you can’t ignore how beautiful you look tonight.” i felt my cheeks blush up. he giggled at the sight.

exiting the elevator, we looked for their unit and made our way in, immediately greeted by the two hosts who hugged us tightly. we parted ways as i met with the girls and went to grab some drinks at the bar stephanie had made for all the guests.

we mingled and laughed, i always had a good time with these lovely people! it was somewhat midnight when i looked at the clock in the kitchen. i had already had three drinks, and i wasn’t tipsy but if i had any more i would very much be so i decided to stop. i looked around for willy and saw him standing in the corner with mitch and muzzy, holding a cup of coke - he was the designated driver after all.

we caught each other’s eyes amid the crowd. we had shared a few looks throughout the night, especially when the girls were asking me questions about how the first few months had been going with the two of us.

i don’t know if it was the cocktails talking but, god did he look good leaning on the corner of the wall. his curls fell over his face resulting in his need to brush through it once again.

“hey y/n, come here you’re drooling a bit.” courtney joked. the other girls laughed and i shot a look at her, but i couldn’t help but laugh as well.

“what!? it’s not my fault, steph what did you put in these drinks?” i mean yes i lovingly stare at this man all day, but right now, oh it was different.

“yeah, she’s definitely undressing him in her mind right now!” alannah chuckled out

she wasn’t wrong.

“omg please i didn’t put anything in!” steph said, “it’s all just lust, y/n!”

i smiled, “im sorry but i think i’m gonna have to leave, um, steph would you mind?”

the girls all laughed, “no no, do what you have to do!” she pushed me towards his direction.

i couldn’t stop smiling as i made my way to him. this time we had our eyes dark as he looked at me up and down. and we both agreed we had enough of socializing tonight.

he quickly finished his share of the ongoing conversation he had with the boys and made his way over to me. he wrapped his arm around my waist, both of us now smirking as we grabbed our coats and said goodbye to the guests remaining. we fast-walked to the elevator and once the doors closed we started kissing.

“i’m sorry you just looked really good standing over there and-“ he shut me up with his gentle lips, his hands gently moving down to my ass. “mmm but don't you know how you make me feel with that dress outlining you so perfectly?” i giggled as he attacked my neck, my arms around his shoulder.

the elevator opened, so we ran to the car and drove home as fast as we could. having a hard time keeping our hands off of each other. when we got to our parking lot, we ran to the elevator and ran to our unit. we couldn’t help but laugh as we kicked off our shoes and stared at each other, slightly out of breath. he smirked as he grabbed my hand and took me to our room.

i laid down on the bed and willy started kissing me softly. we deepened the kiss, until he broke it when we both needed some air and he moved down my neck. his mouth hovering right over the spot he intended to attack. his soft hands started unzipping my dress, but i barely even noticed in my breathless state. he gently took the dress off of me, leaving me in my matching lace bra and underwear. i twirled his hair around my fingers as he stayed on top of me, taking all of me in.

“oh the things you do to me love” he whispered as he went to leave wet kisses on my lower half. that was the thing with willy, compared to all other men. he made you feel like you were the most beautiful, stunning woman, a walking masterpiece. and he made it his mission to remind you whenever he could. and he was going to show you how much he loves you every night. and god how fucking amazing it is.

he made his way down, making sure to look up at me when he began kissing my inner thighs softly. teasingly breathing over my now dripping core making me do nothing but whimper for him. he slipped off my lace underwear slowly and proceeded to spread my legs apart. from now on, he never took his eyes off of me.

“oh baby, just look at you. dripping just for me” he breathed out, a needy moan escaping my mouth at his words. i cry out when his lips target my aching clit. as he sucks and licks his way through my folds - my eyes watered. it was a struggle to not enclose willy’s head with my legs, he attacked me like he never has before. but it was so good.

just the way that he knows every part of me and knows everything i love, it’s perfect. his slow to harsh movements by his tongue had me feeling unimaginable things. i murmured incoherent words, my mind blurred. watching my every squirm and cry, he knew exactly what he needed to do and he enjoyed his favourite view whilst.

i scrunch the sheets, just reaching for anything to grip to control my body. feeling the knot in my stomach driving in fast. “oh fuck b-“ my own moan inturpting my sentence. “let go” he murmurs against my sensitive core.

and on command with his words - my knuckles going white - i cry out feeling all my warmth spill out, willy there to lick me clean. when he gets up, he lovingly smirks as i try to compose myself. he kisses my stomach as he waits for my breathing to steady.

i take my hand and grab his chin, i bring him up to me and bite his lip,

“my turn” i breathe out.

i push him down to the empty spot beside me and i straddle his lap. i kiss him softly, letting him unclasp my bra. but i teasingly break the kiss leaving him begging for more. i run my hands down his torso admiring every crevice.

i bent further down, taking hold of his cock, licking a few strokes slowly until taking him all in my mouth. “y/n oh my god” he moaned out as he tightened his grip on my shoulder. i hollow my cheeks and continued my pumping motion just for a bit but we both knew we couldn’t take the foreplay for long. with the way willy squirmed underneath me and his shaky breath, we knew we needed ourselves inside one another.

i kiss his tip, tasting his pre-cum. willy sits up and i hum as he lifts my ass up so i can position him properly under me. i move down slowly and sighs come out of the both of us. i kiss him deeply, still trying to adjust to his thickness. he parts my hair away before i start riding him. he kept his hands on my hips, but let me choose my own movements.

my hands roamed around willy’s shoulder, uncontrollable moans escaping from both of us every few seconds, i continued my slow grinds. i kissed a line from his neck to his jaw, and i ran my hand through his hair. there was a sparkle in both of our eyes. a fire through the both of us right now. and we were going to ride it out.

willy moved his hands from my hips to my breasts. my breath hitched as he pinched and squeezed them. licking his lips right before he took them in his mouth. another cry shoots out of me. the sensations from both my grinds and his mouth forced me to shut my eyes and let my head fall back. letting the bud fall out of his lips, he kissed the curves of them. he then helped me to elevate myself up and down. my thighs were starting to give out, but i knew we were close. a throaty moan leaving my lips as i continued to move, willy understood i was hitting the right spot.

“shit!! fuck, willy!!” i cried out, i pulled him closer to me.

“are you gonna cum for me love?” all i could make out was a hum but willy wasn’t having it.

“what was that babygirl? are you gonna cum real good for me, all of it spilling out and dripping down my dick?” he asked, kissing my jaw.

“ahhh yes baby. mhm, yes, yes, yes-” i say holding in a scream when he began pumping up into me. “my beautiful girl” he says before kissing me on the forehead.

when willy could feel my thighs tremble from the consistency of the position, he rolls me around softly, so he’s on top. he thrusts in more and more harshly, but brings himself out slowly so he gives me a chance to take in every inch of him, every time. my fingers attacking his blonde locks, i arch my back, my other hand reaching for his own that was gripped on the sheet.

i shout his name as i could feel his dick ramming deeper into me, willy easily finding that spot from earlier. our fingers interlock, he squeezes them when he feels my walls clench around him. his humid breath running down my neck creates goosebumps down my back. “take me, all of me” i moan out as i get closer and closer.

with one thrust, hitting exactly where i needed it the most, i lost all control of my body. my mind filled with nothing but complete bliss.

loud cries flooded the room accompanied by throaty groans. we were in paradise. our bodies continued to gently move in sync.

i softly shaked. willy kisses my neck and runs his hands up my thighs. he whispers “god you’re stunning, my love.” as he soothes my body. i wrap my slightly shaky hand around the back of his neck.

“where were you all my life?” i say with a light chuckle at the end. he smiles and kisses me. he runs his hands all over my body, as he rolls to the side allowing me to slip into the gap. i wrap myself on him, my arms around his warm torso, my legs in between his. my wet core right on top of his thigh.

“i love you, william.” i say, admiring his glowing face. i move a slight on his thigh - he feels my wetness from before and pulls me even closer to him.

“you don’t even know how much i love you. you’re truly a divine being. and i’m honoured to call you mine.” i smile widely and he parts a few curls that had fallen forward away from my face. he kisses my cheek as i run my fingers down the soft skin of his back.

i’m pretty sure this is heaven.

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