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[charmtion]

I like you. GET IT GET IT? AhahahaAHHAa-

you are a menace; lucky that I love you. 🦝 x

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[chispas-and-broken-bindings]

What's the best compliment you've ever recieved?

Easy. This:

From my favorite artist, @norrlands-nonsense . And Norr, that isn't sarcasm. Nothing delights me more than your creations, you little weirdo. I love you. Please, never stop making me things.

#my asks #norry #wretched whorebags

[norrlands-nonsense]

Taylor Swift

~OR~

Harry Styles

omg chispy why are you so evil? 😂

Ok.. would I choose Taylor Swift OR Harry Styles based only on physical appearances. Alrighty! I have to go with… um I mean, they both have.. you know.. bodies and faces that people seem to find attractive so uh I guess have to choose- well.. - oh this is hard, they are both like on paper good looking people but kind of uh lacking to me, mostly just sexless enteties floating around far far away, but ok. Seriously I think maybe.. uh nooooooo- I AM TRYING, I really am but they are both so completely ken doll:ish yeah nope do not appeal to me so I CANNOT PICK ONE, no it is impossible sorrynotsorry, this one is a pass, moving on!

Ohh good one, very good one 👀 Though easier than the last, because I find both super super pretty hot hot hotttt sexy attractive yessiree and I would, I def would (I would) Mr Farrell is indeed a very fine looking man and I could eat him for breakfast lunch and feckin dinner

bbbut I will have to go with Cillian "He looks like a choir boy possessed by Satan" Murphy. There is just something absolutely unholy about that man 🔥🔥🔥I mean look at him. LOOK AT HIM.

Bringing out the hot big tiddy ladies, very sneaky chispy! Kat always has a special place in my heart because she's hot cute beautiful and funny and Darcy is my boo forever and ever and ever

but since this was about purely physical appearance the majestic dreamy knockout Christina Hendricks wins this round. There is just something about redheaded ladies I guess *dreamy sigh* 💘

Thank you for playing my love! 😘

#ask game #chispas giving me the hard choices #whenever I post ask games chispy is my most faithful participant and I can not overstate how much I love her for that #wretched whorebags

[charmtion]

my favourite moment of 2023 so far? thanks so much for asking! close second is ben howard releasing new music, but first & foremost it’s the fact @norrlands-nonsense made me an I ❤ DADDY emoji reaction to use on discord, & as the people may guess it gets pressed several times a day—most recently on a picture of tom hardy in a stab vest.

#daddy #wretched whorebags

[chispas-and-broken-bindings]

Patron saint of single-handedly furthering the bisexual agenda

That is giving me WAY more credit than I'm due. Perhaps I'm single-handedly furthering it with you and @charmtion 😘 but I think it's safe to say there are plenty of others doing this important work on a much larger scale.

For example:

#wretched whorebags #I really appreciate a tasteful nip #i love that you saw this picture and immediately thought of me Norr #you know me so well #my tastes

[charmtion]

Patron Saint of Ambiguously Aged Whorebags WHO REFUSE TO GIVE ME WHAT I WANT!

What do I want, you ask? More after:

You horrible tease. Patron saint of brats. Patron saint of salt. Patron saint of grammatical correctness. Patron saint of my bitter longing and dashed hopes. Patron saint of my eternal misery.

Love you.

Bye.

(also, please watch The Bear and write a Carmy x Reader fic for it. Convert my blasphemous ass.)

by more after, do you mean something like this—

Robb makes a sound, low and lithe in his throat. ‘Christ wept, Sansa—have you no shame?’

‘No,’ she whispers. ‘Nor decency. Does that bother you?’

That sound again, lingering. ‘Not as it should, so.’

—because if so you shan't be getting it; I am ageless as the sea after all, & just as cruel. 🧜🏼‍♀️🤍 x

(p.s. only if the reader winds up calling Carmy daddy in it; you know, just to really, fully, truly convert your bratty, blasphemous arse.)

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[chispas-and-broken-bindings]

this just had to find its way into the world

Look at you, peddling your own ship....to me, your singular shipper.

I'll take it.

Thank you @norrlands-nonsense and @charmtion for the continuous quality content. From now on I'm placing the blame squarely on Chorry's shoulders for why I am so slow at updating any of my jonsa fics. I really needed a solid excuse.

#wretched whorebags #norry x charm #friends to enemies to lovers in way less than 50k #it usually only takes about 250 characters and a few well placed gifs #perfect for my short attention span

[charmtion]

I bet you smell like Petrichor and/or Bergamot.

(and: Green moss. Moldy bones. JB's sweat and cum. Gourmet pasta. Salt licorice. Adoration. Gasoline. Angst. Fresh dripping blood from old wounds. Old dried blood from scabbed over knuckles. Lemon tarts. SALT. Lily of the valley. Courage. Fistfights. Varm socks. Basically sugar spice and everything nice.

I also bet you have never ever even a single day of your life smelled like patchouli, because fuck patchouli.)

look, I'm not saying this is @norrlands-nonsense but I'm also not saying it's not @norrlands-nonsense—the poet, the wordsmith, the acerbic & witty wonder.

yours truly in fellow filth,

mrs charm castle-hardy. x

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[chispas-and-broken-bindings]

Patron Saint of having an actual real swoonworthy dreamy fanfiction husband irl

Aka: Patron Saint of being a smug little shithead who shares way too much about her sex life with her closest friends and is honestly shocked they haven't banished her yet for being an annoying horny toad. (Though, where would I even go? Aren't we all already in horny jail?)

And I'm not actually sorry since you always ask for more details anyway.

And who am I to question my fate when the man is going through something, and that something is great and I need to share the news with someone(s).

#that someone is you norry #and charm #who truly doesnt want to know #but she is stuck with me #and this is all probably her fault anyway #because where else did that Atta girl come from #this is the last one #norry norry norry #thank you for the asks #i asked and you delivered #wretched whorebags #id actually hate being a saint #who wants to be martyred? #or good? #not me #also blaming sain #for calling him a fanfic bf in the first place

[chispas-and-broken-bindings]

Patron Saint of recently finding out just how how hot hearing "atta girl" at the right moment can be.

Bwahahaha! I blame @charmtion and her cross-continental telepathy with Mr. Chispas.

And by blame....I mean appreciate....really appreciate.

#cackling #never gonna live that one down #wretched whorebags #the charmas mindmeld

[chispas-and-broken-bindings]

Patron Saint of having a juicy ass!

You know it!

#wretched whorebags #norry #is it a form of narcissism that I only seek validation from another Anna? #something to ponder #Norry #you're all i need

[charmtion]

i'm assuming there's some secret group of whores you oversee per your tag and tbh i really want to be a part of it you guys seem chill and thirsty aka my pepple so i dunno keep up the good work? ❤️‍🔥

we may be whores, but we're whores with hearts—& they have the whole of mine, for real ❕ I love your sentiment, bby, but I oversee nothing; we're a debauched democracy that deals in gifs & finds its footing on salt, spice & everything nice 🧂 I love them, tho; they came into my life when fandom was fast losing its flavour for me, & now I can't imagine not knowing them, so yeah, they my pepple for real, for evs. ✨ x

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[chispas-and-broken-bindings]

No notes. 

#I love discord #its about the discourse #wretched whorebags

[charmtion]

Since you were sad yesterday I made you this extremely tasteful gif.

So whenever you are sad or having a blue day you can gaze upon this refined and soothing masterpiece and remember that I love you, you silly worm! 🪱 🖤

do you know *puts on sunglasses* in all the days of my twelve long years on this earth I don't think I've ever seen something so tasteful, Norr, so understated & stylish and not smutty or garish in the least.

I thank you & I love you, too ✨

(it's the pulsating WordArt text for me; I have no idea what reference caused you to choose that; no idea at all.)

#wretched whorebags #🍑

[charmtion]

Patron saint of SALT

always & forever salty, to the select few who (regularly) see my final ossein form. 🧂🤍 x

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[charmtion]

Chia about the whore group please? I dont understand it.

please see previous post. ✨ x

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